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Kevyt

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Guess which gay just got Isotretinoin!!

Ooh yeah, I'm crossing my fingers this will obliterate the acne.

I hope the gay gods answer my prayers one more time~
 
I'm totally lost as to how guys on Grindr can fail to realise that having a load of negative comments in their profile is unappealing. I've just been messaged by a guy whose bio is a lengthy, whiny, bitter rant about using Grindr.
 

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Okay we'll call him boyfriend now. Boyfriend has a Japanese girl staying with him who he knows from back when he went to school in Australia for a while and she is so funny. She told us about the one time she was arrested in California (she's been pretty much to every famous travel destination in the world now) and she was there meeting a friend who stood her up. So she had drinks with some strangers while she was hauling her luggage around waiting for friends, but she made the mistake of drinking something they ordered for her when she wasn't paying much attention. She was put together enough to know she should leave but she ended up passing out on the beach in Santa Monica. Some police found her in the night and walked her back to the street to talk to her, but she asked to use a restroom so they let her use one in a restaurant. But she fell asleep in the stall. So they bust in and handcuff her and she explains she thinks she is drowsy from something in her drink and begs them to let her go. They say don't worry and take her to the station for the night. But it's cold and the next cell over is a crazy guy. Every time she knocks on the cell door asking for a jacket, he starts knocking and yelling incoherently too and she has kind of rough english so she said they both sounded crazy and got ignored lmao

Eventually they give her breakfast which she said "was actually lovely" and they didn't put anything on her record so she can keep traveling. She was scared at the time but in retrospect says that the cell was probably not such a bad option instead of couch surfing with her friend.
I know but you gotta push through it. After some hours your stomach should feel a bit better and you might be able to eat unsalted crackers and jello since those are not too strong on the stomach.

As for the water situation you might be able to get water but really small sips instead of just drinking like you normally would. Its not the most comfortable thing but that and ice should work. Also make sure to get some rest afterall it does better in terms of making time go by and it also helps the healing process.

One time someone jokingly described white people as unsalted crackers and I couldn't stop laughing
 

halfbeast

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Guess which gay just got Isotretinoin!!

Ooh yeah, I'm crossing my fingers this will obliterate the acne.

I hope the gay gods answer my prayers one more time~

enjoy your hair loss!
only temporary though :) although the mood swings can be brutal.
 
Yas, now come to chicago for netflix and chill
count me in
in a year when i learn to drive in an actual city
license to gay?
license to drive while gay, yes.
Hi. ;)

I didn't know we needed licenses now.



I'm going to be Batman this year. Already have the costume and everything. A few years ago I was The Joker, but that make-up is a pain in the ass to wash off.
we do. It's a pretty new rule but make sure you get your license before your gay status is revoked.
Dear baby Jesus.

First thing I thought of was "to kill"
i've never seen a james bond movie
 

VegiHam

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An automatic (yaasss) 1992 toyota something something
we've had this car for a long ass time now and it's still good so my parents are letting me use it to drive to school and stuff.

see u in a year bb

Congratulations BloodD! :D

So jealous at the bolded though. I have to learn to drive this year and I wish I could just learn automatic but it's a serious handicap in my country cus you're expected to learn manual.
 
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Congratulations BloodD! :D

So jealous at the bolded though. I have to learn to drive this year and I wish I could just learn automatic but it's a serious handicap in my country cus you're expected to learn manual.

Why is it expected?
 

VegiHam

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Why is it expected?

Because he lives in Europe/UK and manuals are preferred there and are the majority which is the opposite of the US.

Correct, good catch Abso. Everyone drives manual here, so for example I wouldn't be able to get driving based jobs that provide the transport; and people would judge me if my car was automatic; and so on. It's just a lot of small inconveniences but it makes sense to have a harder time learning and then be fine rather than an easier time learning but trouble later.
 

Kevyt

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enjoy your hair loss!
only temporary though :) although the mood swings can be brutal.

I hope not! Doc said the worst that could happen would be that my hair gets thinner, which wouldn't be a bad thing.

I can already feel my lips drying. Time to stack up on lip balm.
 

3phemeral

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I hope not! Doc said the worst that could happen would be that my hair gets thinner, which wouldn't be a bad thing.

I can already feel my lips drying. Time to stack up on lip balm.
So it has a natural dehydrating affect that excess water intake won't counter?
 
it doesn't help you are always thirsty (wine glass)

Expose her.

drink_80_anim_gif.gif
 

halfbeast

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I hope not! Doc said the worst that could happen would be that my hair gets thinner, which wouldn't be a bad thing.

I can already feel my lips drying. Time to stack up on lip balm.

oh alrighty then. mine didn't say anything and it freaked me out! how long do you have to take them? something like 3 months, right?
 

Kevyt

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So it has a natural dehydrating affect that excess water intake won't counter?

I'm not sure. If anything you're producing less oil so your skin will dry up, even the eyes.

it doesn't help you are always thirsty (wine glass)

Not as thirsty as you.

Expose her.

drink_80_anim_gif.gif

Jake I thought we were besties. :/

oh alrighty then. mine didn't say anything and it freaked me out! how long do you have to take them? something like 3 months, right?

For six months, 40 mg a day. Yeah... Dryness galore.
 

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Kevyt

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So I went to a bar today and it was boring, even though it was with friends.

What am I supposed to do at bar, sit drink and talk...? I find that boring.
 

garyBig

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So I went to a bar today and it was boring, even though it was with friends.

What am I supposed to do at bar, sit drink and talk...? I find that boring.

wow same thing same night. didn't bother me quite as much i think because i guess the socialising is worth it in a way. we also played pool tho so that helped as well
 

Kevyt

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wow same thing same night. didn't bother me quite as much i think because i guess the socialising is worth it in a way. we also played pool tho so that helped as well

Wow.

Gary!!! :D <3

How are you? What's new?

Yes socializing is good, but I dunno, I was bored, lol.
 

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If I drink enough I zone into fun mode and am just happy with the people I'm around so maybe you guys didn't drink enough

Please don't ban me for this but I'm admitting to having watched a girl dancing alone on the dancefloor to several songs including a remix of Do You Want To Build A Snowman? that I put on snapchat tonight only to later conclude that rather than being high she was probably special needs since this was on the family friendly streets of Downtown Disney my bad
 

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
Biologically inaccurate.

It's otters that are almost violent in their pursuit of sex and wolves who are monogamous and believe in traditional family values.
 

3phemeral

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I'll do for you what I always do in situations like this, and defer to the wisdom of the revered and wise Wikipedia article "Bear (gay culture)":

Some slang terms relating to the Bear community include the following:

Cub &#8211; a younger (or younger-looking) version of a bear, typically, but not always, with a smaller frame.
Daddy &#8211; A mature bear who is often looking for a cub (or a younger man) for a relationship.
Pocket Bear &#8211; A bear of short stature.
Otter &#8211; A slimmer or less hairy bear regardless of age.
Chaser &#8211; Somebody who is attracted to bears and/or chubs but is not part of the bear culture.
Chub &#8211; A heavy-set man who might be described as overweight or obese. These men are also a distinct subculture within the gay community, and may or may not identify with the bear movement per se.
Teddy &#8211; A fully hairy bear. Chest, back, beard, everything is hairy.
Musclebear &#8211; A bear whose size derives from muscle rather than body fat.
Ursula &#8211; A lesbian bear.
Goldilocks &#8211; A straight woman friendly with bears.
Black Bear &#8211; A bear of African descent.
Panda (or Panda Bear) &#8211; A bear of Asian descent.
Koala Bear &#8211; A bear of Australian descent.
Polar Bear &#8211; An older bear whose facial and body hair is predominantly or entirely white or grey.
Grizzly &#8211; A dominant bear of extreme stature in height, weight, and/or hairiness.
Wolf &#8211; A slimmer bear, with the behavioral characteristic of sexual assertiveness or aggression.
Naired Bear &#8211; A heavy-set man who prefers to be hairless or shaved.

I hope, my friend, that one or more of these descriptors will suit your needs.

I thought that was used for another, more nefarious subculture.
 
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