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LGBTQIA+ | OT7 | ~First comes love, then comes marriage~
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umop_3pisdn
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for real butts are too wonderful to not do butt stuff
Lmao serioisly . Butt sex is gods gift to homosexuals
Heterosexuals still can do anal stuff too tho.
umop_3pisdn
Member
ya and I would not reject such a wonderful gift, t'would be an insult.
CornBurrito
Member
Anal just seems like too much work. Can't do it on any whim because you need to be clean. And then being clean requires a certain diet I feel. Unless you want to douche like every time.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
lmao just eat fiber and practice basic hygiene and youll be fine
Someone posted a thread about Broad City and my partner and I binged for two nights. It's hilarious. Season 2 isn't as strong as Season 1 but I love that show. Looking forward to S3.
yeah, even then its about knowing your body, as lame as that sound.
Also being vers>* = more fun
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
exclusive tops/bottoms are fun for a spell, but i dont think i could ever be in a serious relationship with someone who wasnt at least open to being vers
umop_3pisdn
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CornBurrito
Member
Do you use a fiber supplement or something? All I know is that basic hygiene doesn't really cover it. I can wipe and then still not be fully clean cock deep, since paper doesn't reach that far when I wipe.
bless u for saying what we've all been thinking
I have a diet, but it's not for sex, just to be healthy. A good die has you passing solid , formed bowel movements.
Like, I eat a lot of meat, lots of eggs, veggies, high fiber bread, protein bar and several greens dispersed inbetween
Toilet paper alone is kinda awful. Baby wipes/bidet
umop_3pisdn
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people without bidets are basically living in the stone ages tbh.
Actually high fiber diets can be counterproductive. Some of the fiber can actually get stucked down there. There was this article that talked about it and remembered reading. Let's see if I can find it. The key would be not to eat processed foods and healthy amounts fiber.
But you all know... Shit happens... Literally. So eh...
As it's meant to be essentially... If you're always washing your anus you will dry it up, and that is not good from what I've been told.
But you all know... Shit happens... Literally. So eh...
As it's meant to be essentially... If you're always washing your anus you will dry it up, and that is not good from what I've been told.
It's really only a concern if you're dehydrated. Too much fiber without sufficient water intake just puts you at risk for constipation.
CornBurrito
Member
Toilet paper alone is kinda awful. Baby wipes/bidet
Baby wipes still don't reach cock deep. A bidet might do but I can't really just get one I don't think.
No processed foods at all... :-/
Wait, DOWN has a lot of McDonalds. So...
Aeriscloud
Banned
It's like being on a liquid diet.
Eating real healthy, exercising regularly, and having a fast metabolism has always worked wonders for my butt
. Haven't had one accident! (yet) #inb4jinxggEscape Goat
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Just jam a brillo pas up there and gjve it a good scrub. Bite down on a leather belt first.
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CornBurrito
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CornBurrito
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Eating real healthy, exercising regularly, and having a fast metabolism has always worked wonders for my butt
At this point we're potentially talking about an entire lifestyle change just for anal sex. I don't WANT to eat healthy all the time.
At this point we're potentially talking about an entire lifestyle change just for anal sex. I don't WANT to eat healthy all the time.
WELL GET YUR BUTT TO RITE AID, GET DEM FIBA PILLS AND GET DAT BUTT READY!
Escape Goat
Member
Wtf LOL
CornBurrito
Member
Mesmerizing isn't it.
I'm dying... 😂
Escape Goat
Member
Iys a little creepy. What kind of plant is that?
That reminds me of a reddit thread where some girl did anal with this guy but had pizza before that. She was lactose intolerant.
CornBurrito
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deltatheta
Member
Oh my god it really is called the squirting cucumber.
Yikes. Poor girl and guy. But I don't know... Stuff like this shouldn't matter when you're in a healthy loving relationship.
I guess a question to all of lettersgaf, would you break up with your significant other (husband/wife boyfriend/girlfriend etc...) if something similar to this happened?
Amazing. Sublime. Awe inspiring.
Aarglefarg
Member
Nah, I talked to my boyfriend and we would literally just laugh about it. I'd actually probably flick it at his face. POOP FIGHT (maybe the poop fight wouldn't happen, wouldn't want a smelly room)
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
Speaking from experience, nah. It's gonna happen eventually.
After all, it's the place where poop lives. It'd be rude to ask it to leave just so I can ruin it.
I hope ya'll didn't just start a new trend with these images `_`
Dead Prince
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That's my fetish
ZombiePlatypus
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So I've been playing some Dangenronpa finally. Holy shit I did not realize this game straddles genres between VN, mystery solving, court-sim and a freaking rhythm/music game. Kind of amazing.
Only finished two cases so far. I feel really bad for
Yyup.
Only finished two cases so far. I feel really bad for
the baseball star. Sayaka was grating as fuck and took the initiative to raise the stakes and attack him. He reacted back in self defense. Even if she fleed to the restroom, I think it was pretty obvious she would have found some other way to get back at him once she recovered. Killing him for "murder" was fucked up. Especially since he was killed by what he hated.
Also, holy shit Chihiro.
Also, holy shit Chihiro.
Yyup.
That deep isn't a "splatter" zone (provided you're not constantly eating things that upset your bowel). The stool is under pressure and clumps as the water is drained in the large intestine.
Also, it's just a little shit. Stack that against wavy, body-seizing orgasms that can last for minutes... should I care?
Blood Diamonds
Banned
so many fucking games
I feel like Beyond Good and Evil is climbing it's way into my "Best games I've ever played" list. Shit's way ahead of it's time.
I feel like Beyond Good and Evil is climbing it's way into my "Best games I've ever played" list. Shit's way ahead of it's time.
What if it was somewhere else that you didn't have to worry about smelling bad and such? Would you still have a poop fight?
So you've had this happened to you before?
It'd be very rude. Poop has its place.
Nah. Anyone with that much of an irrational fear of bodily waste probably ain't cleaning themselves right...
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
umop_3pisdn
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Or their parents were monsters during potty training. They call it 'anal retentive' for a reason /Freud.
Aarglefarg
Member
I'm sorry, we're going to have to divorce. Irreconcilable poopages.
That doesn't make sense.
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