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[ivysaur12]

 

[umop_3pisdn]

for real butts are too wonderful to not do butt stuff

 

[Dany]

for real butts are too wonderful to not do butt stuff

Lmao serioisly . Butt sex is gods gift to homosexuals

 

[Vazra]

Lmao serioisly . Butt sex is gods gift to homosexuals

Heterosexuals still can do anal stuff too tho.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Lmao serioisly . Butt sex is gods gift to homosexuals

ya and I would not reject such a wonderful gift, t'would be an insult.

 

[Sibylus]

Butt stuff is wonderful. More buttgasms for me pls.

 

[CornBurrito]

Anal just seems like too much work. Can't do it on any whim because you need to be clean. And then being clean requires a certain diet I feel. Unless you want to douche like every time.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Anal just seems like too much work. Can't do it on any whim because you need to be clean. And then being clean requires a certain diet I feel. Unless you want to douche like every time.

lmao just eat fiber and practice basic hygiene and youll be fine

 

[Sibylus]

lmao just eat fiber and practice basic hygiene and youll be fine

.

You'll know if it's a bad day for butt fun.

 

[3phemeral]

Someone posted a thread about Broad City and my partner and I binged for two nights. It's hilarious. Season 2 isn't as strong as Season 1 but I love that show. Looking forward to S3.

 

[Dany]

lmao just eat fiber and practice basic hygiene and youll be fine

yeah, even then its about knowing your body, as lame as that sound.

Also being vers>* = more fun

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Also being vers>* = more fun

exclusive tops/bottoms are fun for a spell, but i dont think i could ever be in a serious relationship with someone who wasnt at least open to being vers

 

[umop_3pisdn]

exclusive tops/bottoms are fun for a spell, but i dont think i could ever be in a serious relationship with someone who wasnt at least open to being vers

ya

 

[CornBurrito]

lmao just eat fiber and practice basic hygiene and youll be fine

Do you use a fiber supplement or something? All I know is that basic hygiene doesn't really cover it. I can wipe and then still not be fully clean cock deep, since paper doesn't reach that far when I wipe.

 

[Dany]

exclusive tops/bottoms are fun for a spell, but i dont think i could ever be in a serious relationship with someone who wasnt at least open to being vers

bless u for saying what we've all been thinking

I have a diet, but it's not for sex, just to be healthy. A good die has you passing solid , formed bowel movements.

Like, I eat a lot of meat, lots of eggs, veggies, high fiber bread, protein bar and several greens dispersed inbetween

 

[Sibylus]

Do you use a fiber supplement or something? All I know is that basic hygiene doesn't really cover it. I can wipe and then still not be fully clean cock deep, since paper doesn't reach that far when I wipe.

Toilet paper alone is kinda awful. Baby wipes/bidet

 

[umop_3pisdn]

people without bidets are basically living in the stone ages tbh.

 

[Dany]

people without bidets are basically living in the stone ages tbh.

srs

 

[Kevyt]

Actually high fiber diets can be counterproductive. Some of the fiber can actually get stucked down there. There was this article that talked about it and remembered reading. Let's see if I can find it. The key would be not to eat processed foods and healthy amounts fiber.

But you all know... Shit happens... Literally. So eh...

people without bidets are basically living in the stone ages tbh.

As it's meant to be essentially... If you're always washing your anus you will dry it up, and that is not good from what I've been told.

 

[3phemeral]

Actually high fiber diets can be counterproductive. Some of the fiber can actually get stucked down there. There was this article that talked about it and remembered reading. Let's see if I can find it. The key would be not to eat processed foods and healthy amounts fiber.

But you all know... Shit happens... Literally. So eh...



As it's meant to be essentially... If you're always washing your anus you will dry it up, and that is not good from what I've been told.

It's really only a concern if you're dehydrated. Too much fiber without sufficient water intake just puts you at risk for constipation.

 

[CornBurrito]

Toilet paper alone is kinda awful. Baby wipes/bidet

Baby wipes still don't reach cock deep. A bidet might do but I can't really just get one I don't think.

Actually high fiber diets can be counterproductive. Some of the fiber can actually get stucked down there. There was this article that talked about it and remembered reading. Let's see if I can find it. The key would be not to eat processed foods and healthy amounts fiber.

But you all know... Shit happens... Literally. So eh...



As it's meant to be essentially... If you're always washing your anus you will dry it up, and that is not good from what I've been told.

No processed foods at all... :-/

Wait, DOWN has a lot of McDonalds. So...

 

[Aeriscloud]

Wait, DOWN has a lot of McDonalds. So...

It's like being on a liquid diet.

 

[Akara]

Baby wipes still don't reach cock deep. A bidet might do but I can't really just get one I don't think.



No processed foods at all... :-/

Wait, DOWN has a lot of McDonalds. So...

Eating real healthy, exercising regularly, and having a fast metabolism has always worked wonders for my butt . Haven't had one accident! (yet) #inb4jinxgg

 

[Escape Goat]

Just jam a brillo pas up there and gjve it a good scrub. Bite down on a leather belt first.

Edit - top of the page!

 

[CornBurrito]

Edit - top of the page!

 

[CornBurrito]

Eating real healthy, exercising regularly, and having a fast metabolism has always worked wonders for my butt . Haven't had one accident! (yet) #inb4jinxgg

At this point we're potentially talking about an entire lifestyle change just for anal sex. I don't WANT to eat healthy all the time.

 

[Akara]

At this point we're potentially talking about an entire lifestyle change just for anal sex. I don't WANT to eat healthy all the time.

WELL GET YUR BUTT TO RITE AID, GET DEM FIBA PILLS AND GET DAT BUTT READY!

 

[Escape Goat]

Wtf LOL

 

[CornBurrito]

Wtf LOL

Mesmerizing isn't it.

 

[Kevyt]

I'm dying... 😂

 

[Escape Goat]

Mesmerizing isn't it.

Iys a little creepy. What kind of plant is that?

 

[Akara]

I'm dying... 😂

That reminds me of a reddit thread where some girl did anal with this guy but had pizza before that. She was lactose intolerant.

 

[CornBurrito]

Iys a little creepy. What kind of plant is that?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecballium_elaterium

Squirting Cucumber.

 

[deltatheta]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecballium_elaterium

Squirting Cucumber.

Oh my god it really is called the squirting cucumber.

 

[Kevyt]

That reminds me of a reddit thread where some girl did anal with this guy but had pizza before that. She was lactose intolerant.

Yikes. Poor girl and guy. But I don't know... Stuff like this shouldn't matter when you're in a healthy loving relationship.

I guess a question to all of lettersgaf, would you break up with your significant other (husband/wife boyfriend/girlfriend etc...) if something similar to this happened?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecballium_elaterium

Squirting Cucumber.

Oh my god it really is called the squirting cucumber.

Amazing. Sublime. Awe inspiring.

 

[Aarglefarg]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecballium_elaterium

Squirting Cucumber.

Hideo Kojima named it.

I guess a question to all of lettersgaf, would you break up with your significant other (husband/wife boyfriend/girlfriend etc...) if something similar to this happened?

No.

 

[Akara]

Yikes. Poor girl and guy. But I don't know... Stuff like this shouldn't matter when you're in a healthy loving relationship.

I guess a question to all of lettersgaf, would you break up with your significant other (husband/wife boyfriend/girlfriend etc...) if something similar to this happened?





Amazing. Sublime. Awe inspiring.

Nah, I talked to my boyfriend and we would literally just laugh about it. I'd actually probably flick it at his face. POOP FIGHT (maybe the poop fight wouldn't happen, wouldn't want a smelly room)

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I guess a question to all of lettersgaf, would you break up with your significant other (husband/wife boyfriend/girlfriend etc...) if something similar to this happened?

ofc not

if you have lots of anal, something like that is bound to happen eventually

 

[Berordn]

I guess a question to all of lettersgaf, would you break up with your significant other (husband/wife boyfriend/girlfriend etc...) if something similar to this happened?

Speaking from experience, nah. It's gonna happen eventually.

After all, it's the place where poop lives. It'd be rude to ask it to leave just so I can ruin it.

 

[3phemeral]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecballium_elaterium

Squirting Cucumber.

 

[Akara]

I hope ya'll didn't just start a new trend with these images `_`

 

[Dead Prince]

That's my fetish

 

[ZombiePlatypus]

So I've been playing some Dangenronpa finally. Holy shit I did not realize this game straddles genres between VN, mystery solving, court-sim and a freaking rhythm/music game. Kind of amazing.

Only finished two cases so far. I feel really bad for

Spoiler

the baseball star. Sayaka was grating as fuck and took the initiative to raise the stakes and attack him. He reacted back in self defense. Even if she fleed to the restroom, I think it was pretty obvious she would have found some other way to get back at him once she recovered. Killing him for "murder" was fucked up. Especially since he was killed by what he hated.

Also, holy shit Chihiro.

Yyup.

 

[Sibylus]

Baby wipes still don't reach cock deep. A bidet might do but I can't really just get one I don't think.

That deep isn't a "splatter" zone (provided you're not constantly eating things that upset your bowel). The stool is under pressure and clumps as the water is drained in the large intestine.

Also, it's just a little shit. Stack that against wavy, body-seizing orgasms that can last for minutes... should I care?

 

[Blood Diamonds]

so many fucking games

I feel like Beyond Good and Evil is climbing it's way into my "Best games I've ever played" list. Shit's way ahead of it's time.

 

[Kevyt]

Nah, I talked to my boyfriend and we would literally just laugh about it. I'd actually probably flick it at his face. POOP FIGHT (maybe the poop fight wouldn't happen, wouldn't want a smelly room)

What if it was somewhere else that you didn't have to worry about smelling bad and such? Would you still have a poop fight?

ofc not

if you have lots of anal, something like that is bound to happen eventually

So you've had this happened to you before?

Speaking from experience, nah. It's gonna happen eventually.

After all, it's the place where poop lives. It'd be rude to ask it to leave just so I can ruin it.

It'd be very rude. Poop has its place.

 

[Sibylus]

Yikes. Poor girl and guy. But I don't know... Stuff like this shouldn't matter when you're in a healthy loving relationship.

I guess a question to all of lettersgaf, would you break up with your significant other (husband/wife boyfriend/girlfriend etc...) if something similar to this happened?

Nah. Anyone with that much of an irrational fear of bodily waste probably ain't cleaning themselves right...

 

[RatskyWatsky]

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Nah. Anyone with that much of an irrational fear of bodily waste probably ain't cleaning themselves right...

Or their parents were monsters during potty training. They call it 'anal retentive' for a reason /Freud.

 

[Aarglefarg]

I guess a question to all of lettersgaf, would you break up with your significant other (husband/wife boyfriend/girlfriend etc...) if something similar to this happened?

I'm sorry, we're going to have to divorce. Irreconcilable poopages.

That doesn't make sense.