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[Monocle]

Maybe our personalities suck, lol.



I try to follow his example, haven't quite figured out how to command bears tho.

You have to become a bear druid. I think they dress like this.

(send pics)

 

[RatskyWatsky]

FUCK YEAH!!! I'm howling to celebrate ruhruhrurhurhruh!!!

<3

 

[Crayons]

hello gays!

im back on gaf

 

[CornBurrito]

hello gays!

im back on gaf

yo.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

hello gays!

im back on gaf

who are you again

 

[Vazra]

hello gays!

im back on gaf

WB! o/

 

[Crayons]

yo.

hey!

WB! o/

thanks

who are you again

ring a bell?

since i left GAF ~ 4 months ago, had some interesting things happen in my

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sex

life, will post if you guys are interested. I was a virgin until recently

 

[RatskyWatsky]

since i left GAF ~ 4 months ago, had some interesting things happen in my

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sex

life, will post if you guys are interested. I was a virgin until recently

i was jk i remembre u sis

we are interested! spill!

 

[Deleted member 465307]

since i left GAF ~ 4 months ago, had some interesting things happen in my

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sex

life, will post if you guys are interested. I was a virgin until recently

Hello! I remember your username (because I like it).

I welcome the updates, but I wouldn't want want you to post anything you're uncomfortable with.

 

[Kevyt]

I really just want these last two weeks of school to be done. I am stressing out about all of my finals and all of the test that I have to take this week. Also on the week of finals I have to take a math test, and my math final which is ridiculous. I don't understand why I have to still be learning things up til the week of finals. At least I can exempt two of my finals. I just really want to do good on all of my test.

now to stop venting and go back to studying :/

Don't stress too much but take deep breaths if you are.

You'll do fine, and best of luck!

hey!

since i left GAF ~ 4 months ago, had some interesting things happen in my

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sex

life, will post if you guys are interested. I was a virgin until recently

i was jk i remembre u sis

we are interested! spill!

. Ditto

Welcome back!

 

[Crayons]

. Ditto

Welcome back!

thank you!

Hello! I remember your username (because I like it).

I welcome the updates, but I wouldn't want want you to post anything you're uncomfortable with.

glad I am remembered

i was jk i remembre u sis

we are interested! spill!

oh, good!

Well, I met a guy from the internet. He was thirty (I'm 19), blonde, a little bit chubby but in a cute way. I smoked weed, we drank beer, tequila, had a few white lines (don't worry, not getting into that again) and then we went into the bedroom where I learned that I'm naturally skilled at oral and that I'm adequately sized

That was wild.

After getting my first taste

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lol

I messed around with a few other guys. Including my best friend

 

[TheAbsolution]

hey!



thanks




ring a bell?

since i left GAF ~ 4 months ago, had some interesting things happen in my

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sex

life, will post if you guys are interested. I was a virgin until recently

Welcome Back!
Spill! Spill! If you're confortable sharing of course.

 

[Deleted member 465307]

oh, good!

Well, I met a guy from the internet. He was thirty (I'm 19), blonde, a little bit chubby but in a cute way. I smoked weed, we drank beer, tequila, had a few white lines (don't worry, not getting into that again) and then we went into the bedroom where I learned that I'm naturally skilled at oral and that I'm adequately sized

That was wild.

After getting my first taste

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lol

I messed around with a few other guys. Including my best friend

That sounds like a memorable first experience.

About the best friend...could this have been foreseen or was it totally unexpected?

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Well, I met a guy from the internet. He was thirty (I'm 19), blonde, a little bit chubby but in a cute way.

Where did you meet? Grindr? Craigslist?

I smoked weed, we drank beer, tequila, had a few white lines (don't worry, not getting into that again) and then we went into the bedroom where I learned that I'm naturally skilled at oral and that I'm adequately sized

so you were amazing - was he?

That was wild.

After getting my first taste

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lol

I messed around with a few other guys. Including my best friend

howd it go with the best friend? was he the one you had/have a crush on?

 

[Blood Diamonds]

thank you!



glad I am remembered



oh, good!

Well, I met a guy from the internet. He was thirty (I'm 19), blonde, a little bit chubby but in a cute way. I smoked weed, we drank beer, tequila, had a few white lines (don't worry, not getting into that again) and then we went into the bedroom where I learned that I'm naturally skilled at oral and that I'm adequately sized

That was wild.

After getting my first taste

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lol

I messed around with a few other guys. Including my best friend

goals

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hi crayons! good to hear you've been having fun lol

 

[Crayons]

Where did you meet? Grindr? Craigslist?



so you were amazing - was he?

howd it go with the best friend? was he the one you had/have a crush on?

We met off

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4chan

. Really nice guy, even paid for a cab home.


It was his first time with another guy so he wasn't the most experienced, but I loved it nonetheless. He said afterwards how he really enjoyed it and I guess he's trying to define his sexuality now.

And I'm so impressed that you remembered that, Ratsky! As a matter of fact, yes it was the one I had a crush on. We got super fucking wasted and barred out, I dropped the bomb that I'd always been attracted to him since I met him and asked for a kiss. First I kissed him on the cheek, later on the lips just for a second. We put up a porn video on his laptop and I kept giving him glances. He noticed and told me that he noticed I was giving him "the look", I told him to whip it out and I went down on him. He fell asleep before he could finish and I don't think this is something we're going to talk about, lol. I asked how it was the next day and he said good (so at least he acknowledged it happened) but it seems like he doesn't want to talk about it much. But it's fine because our relationship is still golden and it's not weird at all. He is straight but has an open minded approach to stuff like this

goals

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hi crayons! good to hear you've been having fun lol

missed you too dude!

 

[Bladenic]

Lmao at him falling asleep with his dick in your mouth

Step up your bj game maybe?

 

[Elitist1945]

I'm trying to cook my own food and its not going well. Being an adult is hard.

 

[Sai-kun]

goals

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hi crayons! good to hear you've been having fun lol

same

wb crayons sis nice to have u back

 

[Kevyt]

thank you!



glad I am remembered



oh, good!

Well, I met a guy from the internet. He was thirty (I'm 19), blonde, a little bit chubby but in a cute way. I smoked weed, we drank beer, tequila, had a few white lines (don't worry, not getting into that again) and then we went into the bedroom where I learned that I'm naturally skilled at oral and that I'm adequately sized

That was wild.

After getting my first taste

Spoiler

lol

I messed around with a few other guys. Including my best friend

White lines?

I'm trying to cook my own food and its not going well. Being an adult is hard.

Just boil your food. That's what I do. Boiled chicken, boiled rice, boiled turkey, boiled broccoli, boiled celery, boiled eggs and so on.

You can't go wrong with boiling stuff.

Plus it's healthy...

 

[Crayons]

Lmao at him falling asleep with his dick in your mouth

Step up your bj game maybe?

Hah, I'm pretty sure it's because we were really messed up

same

wb crayons sis nice to have u back

Thanks sai <3

White lines?

Ahem, cocaine

 

[TheAbsolution]

We met off

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4chan

. Really nice guy, even paid for a cab home.


It was his first time with another guy so he wasn't the most experienced, but I loved it nonetheless. He said afterwards how he really enjoyed it and I guess he's trying to define his sexuality now.

And I'm so impressed that you remembered that, Ratsky! As a matter of fact, yes it was the one I had a crush on. We got super fucking wasted and barred out, I dropped the bomb that I'd always been attracted to him since I met him and asked for a kiss. First I kissed him on the cheek, later on the lips just for a second. We put up a porn video on his laptop and I kept giving him glances. He noticed and told me that he noticed I was giving him "the look", I told him to whip it out and I went down on him. He fell asleep before he could finish and I don't think this is something we're going to talk about, lol. I asked how it was the next day and he said good (so at least he acknowledged it happened) but it seems like he doesn't want to talk about it much. But it's fine because our relationship is still golden and it's not weird at all. He is straight but has an open minded approach to stuff like this



missed you too dude!

Aww, glad to hear that it went well dude.
And that you're back.

 

[Elitist1945]

Just boil your food. That's what I do. Boiled chicken, boiled rice, boiled turkey, boiled broccoli, boiled celery, boiled eggs and so on.

You can't go wrong with boiling stuff.

Plus it's healthy...

Well I boiled noodles, so thats a start.

 

[Kevyt]

Hah, I'm pretty sure it's because we were really messed up


Thanks sai <3

Ahem, cocaine

Ohh.

Well I boiled noodles, so thats a start.

Well there you go. Welcome to the "I boil everything" club. It's really not as bad as you'd think.

o/

 

[3phemeral]

Boiling is supposed to be healthier, too. Just used the boiled water as soup to regain those lost nutrients . Mmmm... vegetable broth is so good.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

You have to become a bear druid. I think they dress like this.

(send pics)

I'm a half-elf druid tho, I wouldn't fill that out.

Actually I guess it's like all belts and shit, so I guess those are adjustable, lol.

 

[Joeku]

So, I'm looking through the comments I've gotten on grindr and it's currently serving as nothing but an ego boost. I get that most of it is people looking just to fuck, but I don't think I'm able to hop into it just yet.

I was hoping that I could use my closest female friend as a "buffer" of sorts to get me into this but we recently had a falling out, so now I've sort of been talking to guys and going nowhere beyond getting propositioned and complimented on my eyes.

Despite how comfortable I am about the feelings inside, I'm still somewhat reticent to explore being with men physically. Gotta crawl my way towards that, I guess. I mean, grindr is super atypical to the way I've gotten with women in the past, and that probably doesn't help, but acclimating to the new dynamic is tough.

Anyone else have experience "bridging the gap"?

 

[Aarglefarg]

So, I'm looking through the comments I've gotten on grindr and it's currently serving as nothing but an ego boost. I get that most of it is people looking just to fuck, but I don't think I'm able to hop into it just yet.

I was hoping that I could use my closest female friend as a "buffer" of sorts to get me into this but we recently had a falling out, so now I've sort of been talking to guys and going nowhere beyond getting propositioned and complimented on my eyes.

Despite how comfortable I am about the feelings inside, I'm still somewhat reticent to explore being with men physically. Gotta crawl my way towards that, I guess. I mean, grindr is super atypical to the way I've gotten with women in the past, and that probably doesn't help, but acclimating to the new dynamic is tough.

Anyone else have experience "bridging the gap"?

Perhaps you could meet a man like you would meet a woman and it could become physical with him when it reaches that point, rather than going for sex directly.

Sorry about your friend.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

We met off

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4chan

. Really nice guy, even paid for a cab home.

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4chan?!

It was his first time with another guy so he wasn't the most experienced, but I loved it nonetheless. He said afterwards how he really enjoyed it and I guess he's trying to define his sexuality now.

dawww :3

And I'm so impressed that you remembered that, Ratsky! As a matter of fact, yes it was the one I had a crush on. We got super fucking wasted and barred out, I dropped the bomb that I'd always been attracted to him since I met him and asked for a kiss. First I kissed him on the cheek, later on the lips just for a second. We put up a porn video on his laptop and I kept giving him glances. He noticed and told me that he noticed I was giving him "the look", I told him to whip it out and I went down on him. He fell asleep before he could finish and I don't think this is something we're going to talk about, lol. I asked how it was the next day and he said good (so at least he acknowledged it happened) but it seems like he doesn't want to talk about it much. But it's fine because our relationship is still golden and it's not weird at all. He is straight but has an open minded approach to stuff like this

oh shiiii- congrats? It sounds like it hasn't negatively impacted your relationship thus far, so here's hoping it stays that way~

I'm trying to cook my own food and its not going well. Being an adult is hard.

cooking is e z just keep practicing

I mean, grindr is super atypical to the way I've gotten with women in the past, and that probably doesn't help, but acclimating to the new dynamic is tough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsIU4Lzdew8

 

[Orniletter]

Despite how comfortable I am about the feelings inside, I'm still somewhat reticent to explore being with men physically. Gotta crawl my way towards that, I guess. I mean, grindr is super atypical to the way I've gotten with women in the past, and that probably doesn't help, but acclimating to the new dynamic is tough.

Anyone else have experience "bridging the gap"?

I know exactly how you feel.
(but I'm still at the "taking a photograph of myself that's decent"-part of the whole thing lol)

I think what Aarglefarg said is the most reasonable advice. Try to meet them in person.

 

[Kevyt]

Boiling is supposed to be healthier, too. Just used the boiled water as soup to regain those lost nutrients . Mmmm... vegetable broth is so good.

I didn't know about the water part. Looks like I've been missing out. Welp

 

[TanookiTom]

So, I'm looking through the comments I've gotten on grindr and it's currently serving as nothing but an ego boost. I get that most of it is people looking just to fuck, but I don't think I'm able to hop into it just yet.

I was hoping that I could use my closest female friend as a "buffer" of sorts to get me into this but we recently had a falling out, so now I've sort of been talking to guys and going nowhere beyond getting propositioned and complimented on my eyes.

Despite how comfortable I am about the feelings inside, I'm still somewhat reticent to explore being with men physically. Gotta crawl my way towards that, I guess. I mean, grindr is super atypical to the way I've gotten with women in the past, and that probably doesn't help, but acclimating to the new dynamic is tough.

Anyone else have experience "bridging the gap"?

I think it's quite normal to feel that way, looking at an app like Grindr.

Just meet somebody who you think is nice and not just looking for a sexdates. If there's chemistry and you feel comfortable, I think it will all come quite natural. Doesn't have to happen during the first date either.

 

[Mostmanlyman]

Damn I stayed up way to late talking to my only gay friend. It was nice to talk to him I don't get to really see him that much.

 

[Kevyt]

So, I'm looking through the comments I've gotten on grindr and it's currently serving as nothing but an ego boost. I get that most of it is people looking just to fuck, but I don't think I'm able to hop into it just yet.

I was hoping that I could use my closest female friend as a "buffer" of sorts to get me into this but we recently had a falling out, so now I've sort of been talking to guys and going nowhere beyond getting propositioned and complimented on my eyes.

Despite how comfortable I am about the feelings inside, I'm still somewhat reticent to explore being with men physically. Gotta crawl my way towards that, I guess. I mean, grindr is super atypical to the way I've gotten with women in the past, and that probably doesn't help, but acclimating to the new dynamic is tough.

Anyone else have experience "bridging the gap"?

Weird question: what compelled you to use grinder?

Damn I stayed up way to late talking to my only gay friend. It was nice to talk to him I don't get to really see him that much.

It's always nice talking to other fellow LGBTers+

I need more friends from the rainbow spectrum. I also only have one gay friend too and I haven't seen her in a while. It's kind of sad now that I think about it.

We need more gay friends. o/

 

[Mostmanlyman]

It's always nice talking to other fellow LGBTers+

I need more friends from the rainbow spectrum. I also only have one gay friend too and I haven't seen her in a while. It's kind of sad now that I think about it.

We need more gay friends. o/

yeah, being in highschool and having a small friend group it makes it harder to meet and be friends with other lgbt people.

 

[DOWN]

I've been Junior'd but Daripad gives me hope that my message will live again one day

 

[Kater]

daripad has been a junior for a looooong time tho.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

I've been Junior'd but Daripad gives me hope that my message will live again one day

maybe our hopes will cancel each other out

 

[DOWN]

daripad was junior'd for a moderate time and is now a member again tho.

Fixed

maybe our hopes will cancel each other out

I don't understand. Are you a bar soap user?

 

[daripad]

daripad has been a junior for a looooong time tho.

I'm not anymore. It took me a year to be a member though.

Wow people do remember me in this thread ^.^

 

[umop_3pisdn]

I don't understand. Are you a bar soap user?

Oh is that your platform? You need to get that out there dude, maybe send out some fliers notifying the people

(Does that clear up my position?)

 

[DOWN]

Oh is that your platform? You need to get that out there dude, maybe send out some fliers notifying the people

(Does that clear up my position?)

No but I sense some abrasion

 

[umop_3pisdn]

No but I sense some abrasion

Coming from who? My tone is just 'tepid/bored mocking' tbh.

 

[Sai-kun]

i don't like bar soap b/c big bubbles are important to me and bar soap does not provide that for me

 

[Escape Goat]

I've been Junior'd but Daripad gives me hope that my message will live again one day

Why were you jumiored?

 

[umop_3pisdn]

I use shower gel purely for the reason that the residue it leaves isn't solid and hard to clean, since bar soap leaves a more solid residue, and I spend a good chunk of every chore day wishing robot butlers existed to do this menial shit for me.

I only use soap downstairs and in my armpits tho, and I just exfoliate with water and a washcloth everywhere else. Most of your body doesn't really get dirty in a way that water won't clean, so imo there's no real need to dry my skin out with soap.

 

[DOWN]

Why were you jumiored?

I named my last thread 'Bar soap named one of the worst things on Earth' with the thread's opening words being "by me" and it was ruled exceptionally terrible as a title

 

[Kater]

I'm not anymore. It took me a year to be a member though.

Wow people do remember me in this thread ^.^

A year. That's what I'm talking about. Long time.

I actually thought you would be a junior for eternity here.

 

[Kevyt]

I named my last thread 'Bar soap named one of the worst things on Earth' with the thread's opening words being "by me" and it was ruled exceptionally terrible as a title

Oh so that was you...

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I spend a good chunk of every chore day wishing robot butlers existed to do this menial shit for me.

do you live at a catholic

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(or buddhist)

orphanage or something