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[Pamplemousse]

Upload a recording of your voice bro.

http://vocaroo.com/

I can't for my own safety. The last time I heard my voice recorded, I started thinking about suicide.

I get where you're coming from because I've thought/written many paragraphs like the one you did. That said, be careful about absolutes and generalizations. I strongly believe, after a long and still continuing journey, there are no such things as "everybody" and "nobody" when it comes to attraction. Attraction is highly personal and unique, influenced by cultural norms but far from limited to it. I also think it can be very personally powerful, whether positive or negative, which gives it a universal feeling. Explore a bit away from superficial presentations of what people want/don't want and you might find that qualities you find disgusting or repulsive on yourself or other people is exactly what appeals to people who aren't you. I speak from experience with this. Don't let your self-hate or self-judgment be the voice of others before they speak.

As usual, Kirby is so nice. ❤️

also i wouldn't have sex if youre so negative to yourself. it's so not cute. (disgust)

Humility is much more attractive than confidence in my book. Besides, you're not my type.

 

[Camillelang]

Does anyone like their voice when they hear it recorded?

I sound exactly like another friend of mine so I never recognize my own voice.

 

[Golnei]

I sound exactly like another friend of mine so I never recognize my own voice.

That's bizarre, I have no idea what it must feel like to not really consider your voice as something specific to you. I guess it must be a relief in a way, since any insecurities you might have about it stop being quite so personal.

 

[Vazra]

Eeeek not me on top without noticing.

 

[kitchenmotors]

Does anyone like their voice when they hear it recorded?

Yes, I absolutely hate my voice when I hear it.

 

[Dead Prince]

I can't for my own safety. The last time I heard my voice recorded, I started thinking about suicide.

As usual, Kirby is so nice. ❤️

Humility is much more attractive than confidence in my book. Besides, you're not my type.

Thank the fuck gods for that

 

[Kevyt]

Eeeek not me on top without noticing.

Like to be on top eh? 😏

 

[TheAbsolution]

I'll record my voice. Somebody give me some text to read haha.

 

[Kevyt]

I'll record my voice. Somebody give me some text to read haha.

Read this please:

Don't you know
So many things they come and go?
Like your words that once rang true
Just like the love I thought I found in you

Or this:

Well, here we are again
I guess it must be fate
We've tried it on our own
But deep inside we've known
We'd be back to set things straight

 

[RM8]

Please record this:

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=11960243

 

[CornBurrito]

I'll record my voice. Somebody give me some text to read haha.

forgive english, i am Russia. i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss. We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though. I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

 

[Vazra]

Like to be on top eh?

You already knew this tho.

 

[Deleted member 465307]

youve traded ball pix?

I'm thinking there's an unofficial lettersGAF PeniDex.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Read this:

Pull up in the monster automobile, gangsta
With a bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka
Yeah I'm in that Tonka color of Willy Wonka
You could be the king but watch the queen conquer
OK, first things first I'll eat your brains
Then I'm a start rocking gold teeth and fangs
Cause that's what a motherfucking monster do
Hair dresser from Milan that's the monster do
Monster Giuseppe heel, that's the monster shoe
Young Money is the roster and a monster crew
And I'm all up, all up, all up in the bank with the funny face
And if I'm fake, I ain't notice cause my money ain't
So let me get this straight, wait, I'm the rookie?
But my features and my shows ten times your pay?
50K for a verse, no album out
Yeah, my money's so tall that my Barbiez got to climb it
Hotter than a Middle Eastern climate, violent
Tony Matterhorn, dutty wine it, wylin'
Nicki on them titties when I sign it
That's how these niggas so one-track-minded
But really really I don't give a F-U-C-K
Forget Barbie, fuck Nicki cause she's fake
She's on a diet but her pockets eating cheesecake
And I'll say bride of Chucky is child's play
Just killed another career, it's a mild day
Besides 'Ye, they can't stand besides me
I think me, you and Am should ménage Friday
Pink wig, thick ass, give them whiplash
I think big, get cash, make them blink fast
Now look at what you just saw, this is what you live for
I'm a motherfucking monster

Thank the fuck gods for that

(bug)

 

[Escape Goat]

Super sexy UPS guy looked like he stepped off of the set of a porno. Shirt was unbuttoned a few buttons showing his chest hair. Kind of a "bro-ish" look about him. But he didn't invite himself in. He just gave me the copy of my birth certificate I ordered and left. Real life isn't very interesting.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Super sexy UPS guy looked like he stepped off of the set of a porno. Shirt was unbuttoned a few buttons showing his chest hair. Kind of a "bro-ish" look about him. But he didn't invite himself in. He just gave me the copy of my birth certificate I ordered and left. Real life isn't very interesting.

UPS pay scale varies with how fast/efficient you are on delivery runs, I think.

 

[Escape Goat]

UPS pay scale varies with how fast/efficient you are on delivery runs, I think.

So try to seduce FedEx guy instead. Thanks, umop!

 

[umop_3pisdn]

So try to seduce FedEx guy instead. Thanks, umop!

Actually I might have been thinking of FedEx, lol, sorry, they're all blurring together in my mind.

 

[Escape Goat]

Actually I might have been thinking of FedEx, lol, sorry, they're all blurring together in my mind.

I'll try both and report back on my results.

 

[charmed699]

No work would get done if we all had sex whenever a porn situation like that popped up though. Delivery drivers would be sore by the end of the day.

Oh my. Photos of Tom Hardy and his lovely behind from the set of 1 of the films he is filming. It's quite the view.

 

[Escape Goat]

No work would get done if we all had sex whenever a porn situation like that popped up though. Delivery drivers would be sore by the end of the day.

Oh my. Photos of Tom Hardy and his lovely behind from the set of 1 of the films he is filming. It's quite the view.

Thats true. I dont want sloppy 32nds.

 

[TheAbsolution]

Please record this:

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=11960243

Here you go.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g1F81K0bo9
That was fun to record haha.

 

[Deleted member 465307]

Here you go.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g1F81K0bo9
That was fun to record haha.

Ooooo, I like the character of your voice!

 

[Sai-kun]

Are tom hardy's tattoos for real or is that for the movie?

because i am so fucking turned on

 

[TheAbsolution]

Ooooo, I like the character of your voice!

Yeah, I love to read dramatically, though I don't really get a chance to do that often.
I've always wanted to volunteer to read at a library to kids but I haven't had the opportunity yet.

Are tom hardy's tattoos for real or is that for the movie?

because i am so fucking turned on

They're real.
http://www.eonline.com/news/649603/...in-shirtless-details-spread-see-the-sexy-pics
Dude is hot!

 

[charmed699]

Tom Hardy could anything to me. *stares wistfully into the distance*

 

[Sai-kun]

oh those are different to the ones in the first link where he's naked

still hot tho

god i love tattoos

 

[Deleted member 465307]

Yeah, I love to read dramatically, though I don't really get a chance to do that often.
I've always wanted to volunteer to read at a library to kids but I haven't had the opportunity yet.

I was going to ask if you'd had an interest in performance. I could see you reading at a library. Am I remembering correctly that you have done tech work in theatre? I know someone else in here does it, but I feel like maybe you have, too? If not, ever had an interest in theatre?

 

[TheAbsolution]

I was going to ask if you'd had an interest in performance. I could see you reading at a library. Am I remembering correctly that you have done tech work in theatre? I know someone else in here does it, but I feel like maybe you have, too? If not, ever had an interest in theatre?

I guess I do but I've never thought about it in a serious fashion. Not sure if I'd be right for it.
Plus I cannot sing so......

 

[RM8]

Here you go.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g1F81K0bo9
That was fun to record haha.

Lol, I loved it <3 It truly never gets old

 

[Aeriscloud]

Holy shit Gaf, I came out to my DAD.

Says that he had guessed it a few years ago, that he has loved me since the day I was born, and that nothing has or will change.


I was crying like crazy.

 

[Vazra]

Holy shit Gaf, I came out to my DAD.

Says that he had guessed it a few years ago, that he has loved me since the day I was born, and that nothing has or will change.


I was crying like crazy.

Congrats!

 

[Mostmanlyman]

Holy shit Gaf, I came out to my DAD.

Says that he had guessed it a few years ago, that he has loved me since the day I was born, and that nothing has or will change.


I was crying like crazy.

Yay congrats.

 

[TheAbsolution]

Holy shit Gaf, I came out to my DAD.

Says that he had guessed it a few years ago, that he has loved me since the day I was born, and that nothing has or will change.


I was crying like crazy.

Congratulations! Glad it went so well for you.

 

[Deleted member 465307]

I guess I do but I've never thought about it in a serious fashion. Not sure if I'd be right for it.
Plus I cannot sing so......

Well, just a thought, since you said enjoy doing dramatic readings. You wouldn't need to be able to sing to do plays, and some might argue that you don't need to be able to sing to do musicals at a community theatre. (Hehe) Plus, I think most people have more singing potential than they believe. It might take more work for you than for others, but I bet you could get to a level that would open up some opportunities or make you more confident in your abilities, if you were interested.

Also, depending on how good you are at vocal manipulation, voiceovers/voice acting could be fun. If you have access to an art or performance department at a school, you could volunteer your voice for student projects for fun. This would be especially easy if you have friends in those programs.

Then, of course, there's audiobooks.

Okay, now that I've laid out all the possible plans for your entire life based on one small detail, report back to me in 10 years and tell me about your successes.

Holy shit Gaf, I came out to my DAD.

Says that he had guessed it a few years ago, that he has loved me since the day I was born, and that nothing has or will change.


I was crying like crazy.

Sounds like a good time for a celebration, either with friends or by yourself. Congrats!

 

[Elitist1945]

Baby lookin' good for the Oscars.

 

[Thequietone]

I'm thinking there's an unofficial lettersGAF PeniDex.

Well, if there is mine isn't in it.

 

[Thequietone]

Holy shit Gaf, I came out to my DAD.

Says that he had guessed it a few years ago, that he has loved me since the day I was born, and that nothing has or will change.


I was crying like crazy.

That is great.

 

[Alavard]

Holy shit Gaf, I came out to my DAD.

Says that he had guessed it a few years ago, that he has loved me since the day I was born, and that nothing has or will change.


I was crying like crazy.

Yay!

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

Thanks for the info guys. Sounds like it might be worth playing after all. Plus, it'll give me a chance to play with 2 different starters!



youve traded ball pix?

BW2 feels faster than the first to me too, so that's already reason enough to play it.

 

[Sai-kun]

Holy shit Gaf, I came out to my DAD.

Says that he had guessed it a few years ago, that he has loved me since the day I was born, and that nothing has or will change.


I was crying like crazy.

I'm so happy for you &#128557;&#128557;&#128557;

 

[RatskyWatsky]

BW2 feels faster than the first to me too, so that's already reason enough to play it.

Dragon Quest fast?

 

[Escape Goat]

Holy shit Gaf, I came out to my DAD.

Says that he had guessed it a few years ago, that he has loved me since the day I was born, and that nothing has or will change.


I was crying like crazy.

Yay!! Glad to hear tat!

 

[Pamplemousse]

Here you go.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g1F81K0bo9
That was fun to record haha.

Hawt.

Holy shit Gaf, I came out to my DAD.

Says that he had guessed it a few years ago, that he has loved me since the day I was born, and that nothing has or will change.


I was crying like crazy.

Congrats!

 

[Dead Prince]

Baby lookin' good for the Oscars.

I just saw a guy on Maury that had a taller palm tree than him


@aeriscloud
.congrats

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Holy shit Gaf, I came out to my DAD.

Says that he had guessed it a few years ago, that he has loved me since the day I was born, and that nothing has or will change.


I was crying like crazy.

 

[Veeboy]

Holy shit Gaf, I came out to my DAD.

Says that he had guessed it a few years ago, that he has loved me since the day I was born, and that nothing has or will change.


I was crying like crazy.

Congrats! Glad everything turned out great!

 

[Koppai]

The most random comment made by a customer to me the other day...

"You know who you look like? Tom Brady."

Me ;

 

[Grazzt]

Holy shit Gaf, I came out to my DAD.

Says that he had guessed it a few years ago, that he has loved me since the day I was born, and that nothing has or will change.


I was crying like crazy.

Congratulations!
I'm still waiting for a good opportunity to come out to my family.

Tom Hardy is hot. Where are the uncensored pics..

 

[TheAbsolution]

Hawt.

Wait, really? Awww thanks.