This is why I don't get invited to parties.
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This is why I don't get invited to parties.
It usually takes me 20-30 minutes to masturbate by myself so with the guys I hooked up with I tried to finish myself off but it just wasn't going anywhere. Even with all the touching going on.
In my experience, having deflowered quite a few guys in my time, is that some guys need to get used to cumming with someone else. Some guys have the opposite problem and cum too fast they're so excited. Both problems are settled with experience. Sometimes just masturbating with another guy can help, so start off with something you're comfortable with. I would also say not to read too much into your early experiences, our sexual awakening doesn't happen overnight, just enjoy the ride.Even better if it's with a guy who will take the time to 'help' you. I've also known some guys who said that they couldn't cum from oral.
At least that was before they met me. makeup.gif
Ok this kind of puts me at ease. I was worried that I've been watching porn for so long that I didn't know how to cum with a guy naturally. I hope this is something that will change with time.
The last guy I hooked up with made out with me for like an hour. He's double my age (I'm 21) and he orgasmed twice! While for me I don't think I was even close. And no I've never really been in a relationship before.
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Wanted to share something positive I've noticed lately. I've started a new job recently and it's my first foray into the 'corporate' world here in London, whereas previously I was lab based (research scientist). I usually let the subject of my sexuality come up naturally, i.e. if someone asks me a question about who I live with or something like that, I'm honest and don't feel the need to lie. I'm used to a brief pause at the 'revelation', and then people usually treat me like normal, but some people (guys usually) can be a bit different when they find it out and it reminds me of the tougher time I had with stuff like this growing up.
But my experience lately at the new job has just been amazing. No-one gives a shit. No awkward moment of reaction, avoiding me or weird questions etc.
I guess this is my long winded way of saying that I think I've finally experienced complete acceptance in a workplace, and it is awesome. I never really thought such a thing would mean anything to me, but it's so nice to be working with people from all over the world and I don't feel like I'm being held with kid gloves or treated weirdly. It makes me happy for the queer kids growing up now that they will grow up in a more accepting world, just like I grew up in a more accepting time than my forebears.
Hey Ratsky baby, how've you been?Found the perfect cock yet? XD
My first ever hookup was through gay.com, I made so many noob mistakes on that one. Years later he messaged me on Grindr and I didn't even reply, that was not an experience I wanted to repeat. I think brute forcing dick pics at everyone was less of a thing back then, ha!
In my experience, having deflowered quite a few guys in my time, is that some guys need to get used to cumming with someone else. Some guys have the opposite problem and cum too fast they're so excited. Both problems are settled with experience. Sometimes just masturbating with another guy can help, so start off with something you're comfortable with. I would also say not to read too much into your early experiences, our sexual awakening doesn't happen overnight, just enjoy the ride.At least that was before they met me. makeup.gif
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RatskyWatsky
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Reba's son is so cute :3
aww good for you <3
as good as can be expected i suppose. thanks for asking! how r u
these things take time. keep at it and im sure your body will acclimate
aww good for you <3
as good as can be expected i suppose. thanks for asking! how r u
that truly is my white whale u__u
and why do you think that is? maybe he's not your type? you've been more specific about his age than with the other two. maybe you're not into older guys? did you like anything about that encounter?
anyway, you're young and it's good to explore, you probably need some time to figure things out. you'll get there.
clearly, your 42 year old knows what he wants and how to get it, if he orgasmed twice. just make sure it's always safe (especially with older guys, they can be quite persuasive with their loose interpretation of "safe").Escape Goat
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Where did his lips go? Hows he going to kiss...oh...
Dead Prince
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someone reply
I was gonna repost the question again thinking it would go overlooked. I'm very intrigued.
RatskyWatsky
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#StopTheBodyShame
its easy just get some bleach
put it on your anus
???
profit
put it on your anus
???
profit
Dead Prince
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i don't think people really use bleach. thought it was a cream they rub on it lol.
I can't imagine what the benefit would be if you're not looking for a career in modeling...
Dead Prince
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He's adorkable. :3
Models do that?
Well I read online that a dude did it for his girlfriend. I also heard someone talking about it saying that some girls like it when a dude's behind is almost the same, not entirely dark around the anus.
I figured it would be the same way for most non-straight guys? Oh and it's also very popular among women too.
Also most guys in porn have like exactly the same complexion all around their area.
I just think this is more desirable?
I figured it would be the same way for most non-straight guys? Oh and it's also very popular among women too.
Also most guys in porn have like exactly the same complexion all around their area.
I just think this is more desirable?
Close... but
It's a total eclipse down there. xD
Yuck...
Of course is not house cleaning bleach, I know its Rats' schtick and everything but seriously...
Do not put bleach down there people. this should be obvious.
What if I like feeling the burn?
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Yas Brazil. The dub of drag race is life giving tbh.
Dead Prince
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Oh. It's basically a black hole of no return.
No. Everyone loves dingleberries hanging off the ass bush like Christmas day
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Experience didn't help my issues with this, but being on a low dosage of anti-anxiety medication has, thankfully. Also doesn't affect my actual sex drive, which is something I had concerns over because mine is not super high to begin with.
I don't even get how that isn't dangerous somehow. I mean, c'mon, it's thawed chicken. You gotta cook that shit, bro.
DOWN
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Chicken nuggets are only sold pre-cooked here. You can microwave them or oven heat them, but they're already technically cooked.
But even then, surely there's still a chance it could be potentially hazardous if not cooked?
It's already cooked... At this point you might as well not eat anything that was frozen previously.
I rarely eat frozen, pre-cooked food. I prefer my meals/food to be freshly cooked.
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It's no different than you thawing some sort of leftovers you froze. It's totally cooked and then simply frozen.
Whenever I think of Chicken Nuggets I think of "A mishmash of animals and their parts"
Avoid like the plague.
Edit 1: But McDonald's says and shows they don't use pink slime.
Very convincing, but I still don't trust them.
Edit 2: Or maybe I should trust them. Their food has never made me sick. Whereas any other place, with my weak stomach, has made me sick. Even my own food.
God Bless McDonald's.
Edit 3: Now I'm craving McDonalds, I think I'll have McDonald's... Damnit. Down y u do this?
Edit 4: No, not today. I must resist... I'll just eat my own food.
Edit 5: My own food always tastes like cardboard.
Avoid like the plague.
Edit 1: But McDonald's says and shows they don't use pink slime.
Very convincing, but I still don't trust them.
Edit 2: Or maybe I should trust them. Their food has never made me sick. Whereas any other place, with my weak stomach, has made me sick. Even my own food.
God Bless McDonald's.
Edit 3: Now I'm craving McDonalds, I think I'll have McDonald's... Damnit. Down y u do this?
Edit 4: No, not today. I must resist... I'll just eat my own food.
Edit 5: My own food always tastes like cardboard.
Dead Prince
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Whenever I think of Chicken Nuggets I think of "A mishmash of animals and their parts"
Avoid like the plague.
Edit 1: But McDonald's says and shows they don't use pink slime.
Very convincing, but I still don't trust them.
Edit 2: Or maybe I should trust them. Their food has never made me sick. Whereas any other place, with my weak stomach, has made me sick. Even my own food.
God Bless McDonald's.
Edit 3: Now I'm craving McDonalds, I think I'll have McDonald's... Damnit. Down y u do this?
Edit 4: No, not today. I must resist... I'll just eat my own food.
Edit 5: My own food always tastes like cardboard.
just go get your 20pc nuggets for $4
Dead Prince
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if you compare it with the amaze CFA
also there was a new hardees built near where i live. terrible. it's almost as bad as the chicken tenders i got from Raisin' Canes (Overrated if you can find one) which they forgot to salt it
Dead Prince
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#HTGAWM
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I meant to just lay down for a bit last night and ended up sleeping for almost 15 hours. Not a great sign.
Did you see the way she moves her hands by the end of the video? Also, the elevator starts working once she leaves... so strange.
I'm jelly. I wish I could sleep that long. 4 hours of sleep and I'm already awake. I hate it. I don't feel tired but I wish I could sleep for more than four hours.
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This wasn't good sleep though. Generally I love sleeping in and napping, but this was too long and I feel even worse afterward. Something is not right.
For yourself, have you ever considered using a white nose app or something like that? It helps a lot of people fall into a deeper sleep.
RatskyWatsky
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That doesn't sound too out there, but if it worries you, maybe go to the doctor?
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I have to go anyway so I'll mention it.
I'm probably just overtired from work and stuff.
RE: Anal bleaching. I really think that the ridiculous standards of 'beauty' that are perpetuated are most easily demonstrated by the anal bleach. Hardly anyone ever sees your anus, it's hard for you to even see it yourself, and anyone who does see it is probably horny and the colour of your anus probably doesn't even register. If someone is hard for you and then looses their boner because you have a natural asshole, it's them that has the problem, not the anus.
Great that you found something that worked for you, I've known people who have had the same experience but when they came off the meds (SSRI's usually) they had a loss of sensation and pleasure or were even anorgasmic for a while, so I wouldn't recommend medication to someone just starting out without first trying some techniques like edging, kegals and other training techniques (e.g. washing the glans of the penis with a washcloth in the shower can reduce sensitivity and improve 'timing'.) Different strokes for different folks!
I'm sure you'll be showering your love honey all over town in time.
Not at all, just been lucky enough to share that experience with some people. It's always so cute! :3
Been through a bit of a tough year but it's all looking up now! You should drop by the Skype chat again some time.
#MyWhaleIsCaramel
RatskyWatsky
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That's probably it. Don't go on WebMD whatever you do!
So you're saying that the anus is on them?
Oh no
What's this about you not being a lab researcher or whatever? Wasn't that your dream? Don't give up on your dreams
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Well, it looks like I'm in a relationship. I guess I was accepted, flaws, dysfunctions, and all.
I also learned that I'm definitely not entirely asexual. Not 100% sexual like probably most people, but it seems I've got some kick to me. ¯\_(ツ_/¯
Me, too.
Lawlz.
I also learned that I'm definitely not entirely asexual. Not 100% sexual like probably most people, but it seems I've got some kick to me. ¯\_(ツ
_/¯Me, too.
Lawlz.
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Or only get invited to the right parties. Suicide parties, dust parties, ennui parties, etc.
Don't forget edgelord parties.
I once made a girl cry in school when she overheard me talking about death.
I assume she had some personal baggage to deal with.
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