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LGBTQIA+ |OT8| PrEPare Yourself.

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KmA said:
... Anyway


This guy in Maryland just offered me 7,000 dollars to jerk him off in a surgeon costume. The most economical answer is to say yes right? I turned him down lmao I'm in Michigan and I've never driven anywhere farther than 2 hours from my house. Plus I'm not in desperate need of money.

But someone went out of their way to find ME and offer me an absurd amount of money so I could pleasure them for like an hour? I guess I should make a career out of this lmao.
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Only accept if it's through PayPal or something and make sure you transfer money first so he doesn't try to charge back.
 
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I most definitely am not attractive lmao I just have a (very) slutty pic on my grindr profile and have body hair.

Anyway I have selfies on my very embarrassing portrayal of myself @ tumblr dot com: reasonsaresimple.tumblr.com

(i post slutty pictures on there too that everyone ignores quite promptly)
 
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This thread really summing up the Trump deal:
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KmA said:
I most definitely am not attractive lmao I just have a (very) slutty pic on my grindr profile and have body hair.

Anyway I have selfies on my very embarrassing portrayal of myself @ tumblr dot com: reasonsaresimple.tumblr.com

(i post slutty pictures on there too that everyone ignores quite promptly)
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Whew make some flips and land on my bed. I'll receive you like
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But naked
 
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Dave Franco is hunky as fuck in Nerve, good god. Eternal thanks to whoever planned that scene where he runs through the clothing store in his skivvies.

I am going to end up burning a very specific groove in the blu-ray.
 
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Salarians said:
Dave Franco is just young Nolan North without that Nolan North charm.
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Dave Franco is fit as fuck and has an adorable face and I want one.

Also your comparison is confusing and Nolan North doesn't even have sick muscle definition, so pls take all the seats.
 
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Salarians said:
Their faces are very similar, that's all. But I'll take one Nolan over five Daves any day of the week.

Pssh, overrated.
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I know we're pitting two generic white men against one another, but Nolan North and his bland face do nothing for me. Love his work though.

Dave Franco doesn't have knee-buckling features like Colton Haynes or anything, but he's cute enough and it works with his marvelous build. He could pin me to the ground anytime, just saying. Or I could make like a pottery teacher and get my hands all up on that.

#fullyhydratedwhy
 
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Pamplemousse said:
Ummm, Cop is messaging me about football, and I'm pretending like I watch it. This could end badly.


DAYUM! Shawty what yo name is?!!?
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Vazra said:
Whew make some flips and land on my bed. I'll receive you like
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Ok y'all are A LOT
but thank you bbys feed my ego

MSMSMSM said:
Gurl, with a look like that you should always be confident. You look amazing.
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Vazra said:
You look great man. Be confident in yourself and dont let people affect you.
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Thank you guys ;). I don't know I just get demoralized very easily like when I go to the gym or I just see someone better looking then me in public and I'm just like... why in the world would anyone choose me when they could choose him?
 
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KmA said:
Thank you guys ;). I don't know I just demoralized very easily like when I go to the gym or I just see someone better looking then me in public and I'm just like... why in the world would anyone choose me when they could choose him?
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Remember everyone has different taste and what you might think as better looking than you some might think otherwise. Diversity in looks, weight , proportions overall is nice and its more about how you own what you have. Be confident about yourself because there is always someone looking for you even if you might think at times you're not hot or good enough. You're good looking in my eyes and Im sure there are plenty of guys that agree that may or may not say it. Chill ;)
 
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KmA said:
Thank you guys ;). I don't know I just demoralized very easily like when I go to the gym or I just see someone better looking then me in public and I'm just like... why in the world would anyone choose me when they could choose him?
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Don't get down on youself. If a guy is talking to you, that means he's interested.
 
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Vazra said:
Remember everyone has different taste and what you might think as better looking than you some might think otherwise. Diversity in looks, weight , proportions overall is nice and its more about how you own what you have. Be confident about yourself because there is always someone looking for you even if you might think at times you're not hot or good enough. You're good looking in my eyes and Im sure there are plenty of guys that agree that may or may not say it. Chill ;)
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Also not everyone is 10/10 attractive and can pull 10/10 people.
 
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Monocle said:
Dave Franco is hunky as fuck in Nerve, good god. Eternal thanks to whoever planned that scene where he runs through the clothing store in his skivvies.

I am going to end up burning a very specific groove in the blu-ray.
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Yeah but I still find his brother cuter, Dave is married to Alison Brie and as far as I can tell James is single and I might have a shot.
 
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I agree with what everyone is saying but I've internalized a lot of this. And I totally recognize how irrational I'm being most of the time. Like, yes I get that superficial beauty standards set by our society that dictate our self worth are incredibly absurd but... I still buy into it and I can't get out of it I guess? It sucks, I have a lot anxiety about my presence and people liking me.
 
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Vazra said:
Exactly. Also we see what to us is strange couples of one guy being considered hot and not so it all varies really.
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Or sometimes people just need to lower their own standards. Not every gay guy is going to be hot enough to bang models, porn stars, and ultra fit beefcakes or whatever.
 
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CornBurrito said:
Or sometimes people just need to lower their own standards. Not every gay guy is going to be hot enough to bang models, porn stars, and ultra fit beefcakes or whatever.
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Also personality can help people be more attractive. Also yes sometimes people set absurd standards and end up not getting anything cause they want a fitness model.
 
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Fluvian

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Sub Boss said:
maybe i should watch the Olympics after all 😯

are they really showing the showers on TV?
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Yeah they are, they shower off real quick after a dive, though I guess those showers will need to be longer and more thorough now that the pool has turned green. Looking forward to it.
 
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Vazra said:
Also personality can help people be more attractive. Also yes sometimes people set absurd standards and end up not getting anything cause they want a fitness model.
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I hate to go all "evolutionary psych" and all, but just from anecdotal experience while I do see meh guy + hot girl, I rarely see ugly wife + hot guy. I think overall men are more heavily invested in appearance. Whether that be biological or cultural I don't know. But if it is cultural... well gay men aren't known for being less invested in appearance than straight men.

I think that if you are a meh looking dude, personality isn't going to net you some wealthy billionaire magazine model ultra stud.
 
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