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[Pamplemousse]

*makes mental note to turn off grindr while in EL*

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jk

 

[Monocle]

daddy still waiting for the private show on skype.

EDIT: top of page. random dog picture.

FAIL

 

[Kevyt]

Or block him.

Cock block him

 

[Vazra]

Cock block him

Why should I do that when he does it all by himself?

 

[Crayons]

Anyone want to be single with me?

 

[Pamplemousse]

Anyone want to be a virgin with me? 🤓

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Anyone want to be a virgin with me? 🤓

Hi c:

 

[Kevyt]

Anyone want to be a bitter old hag with me? 👵

 

[Salarians]

.

 

[Vazra]

.

Marriage material guy right there.

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I should go to the gym and become a muscle bear

 

[Crayons]

.

i want a panda bear in my life

 

[JCX]

.

He's very hot! Love big cuddly guys like that. Done guys have told me I should just bulk up like that, but I'd rather have more definition.

 

[Fladam]

i want a panda bear in my life

I just started talking to this super nice Korean guy that is obsessed with pandas.. I think each time I've seen him so far, his shirt has some kind of panda reference.

 

[Pamplemousse]

Hi c:

BFFLZ! ❤️

 

[tearsofash]

I hate when I try to explain demisexual to someone and they're just like, "Yeah, most people like to get to know people first too!"

 

[Elitist1945]

My friend and I wanna make a Twitch channel for co-op games. Whats a good name y'all?

 

[red13th]

.

<3

 

[Zero²]

You're a hunk in my book!!

Abrigao! :3

Awwww stop it!

 

[B-Dex]

My friend and I wanna make a Twitch channel for co-op games. Whats a good name y'all?

Boys playing together. &#128129;&#127996;

 

[You Know Nothing]

Boys playing together. &#128129;&#127996;

Guys playing with each other.

You almost had it, sis.

 

[Crayons]

Guys playing with each other.

You almost had it, sis.

Seconded

 

[Vazra]

My friend and I wanna make a Twitch channel for co-op games. Whats a good name y'all?

Boys Will Be Boys

 

[Pamplemousse]

Boys playing together. &#128129;&#127996;

I wanna grab Eli's joystick.

 

[B-Dex]

Guys playing with each other.

You almost had it, sis.

Seconded

 

[_Isaac]

.

Cute!

 

[Ardainian Soldier]

Anyone want to be a virgin with me? &#129299;

Me! I'm going to be a 30 year old virgin at this rate.

 

[Vazra]

Me! I'm going to be a 30 year old virgin at this rate.

I dont get why you are a virgin when you are uber attractive but then again you are a busy fella. You'll get a good one eventually

 

[Pamplemousse]

Me! I'm going to be a 30 year old virgin at this rate.

Let's start a GAF chastity club!

 

[Dead Prince]

My friend and I wanna make a Twitch channel for co-op games. Whats a good name y'all?

2Guys1Joystick

 

[Crayons]

It's easy to lose your virginity, just go on an app and find someone to bang. I don't subscribe to any of the bullshit conservative heterosexual "I'm saving myself for marriage" or "I'm saving it for someone I love" nonsense. If you really want to lose your virginity, it has never been easier.

 

[Pamplemousse]

It's easy to lose your virginity, just go on an app and find someone to bang. I don't subscribe to any of the bullshit conservative heterosexual "I'm saving myself for marriage" or "I'm saving it for someone I love" nonsense. If you really want to lose your virginity, it has never been easier.

Some of us are not able to, Cray. I'm working on losing my oral virginity tho. &#128077;&#127996;

 

[Vazra]

I would help

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some of

the virgins in this thread tbh. #realhumanitarian

 

[umop_3pisdn]

I would help

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some of

the virgins in this thread tbh. #realhumanitarian

https://youtu.be/Jj9IOisXq74

 

[Crayons]

Some of us are not able to, Cray. I'm working on losing my oral virginity tho. &#128077;&#127996;

not able to? that's nonsense. i've seen your nipples

 

[Ardainian Soldier]

I dont get why you are a virgin when you are uber attractive but then again you are a busy fella. You'll get a good one eventually

I think it has to do more with the fact that I just haven't found anyone worthy lol.

Let's start a GAF chastity club!

Yes! I am down for that.

It's easy to lose your virginity, just go on an app and find someone to bang. I don't subscribe to any of the bullshit conservative heterosexual "I'm saving myself for marriage" or "I'm saving it for someone I love" nonsense. If you really want to lose your virginity, it has never been easier.

I'm not comfortable doing something like that with a random person lol.

 

[Crayons]

I'm not comfortable doing something like that with a random person lol.

Oh, to be young and naive again...

 

[Zero²]

not able to? that's nonsense. i've seen your nipples

Are they hot? Hot man nipples are the great.

 

[Ardainian Soldier]

Oh, to be young and naive again...

How old are you lol?

 

[Vazra]

Are they hot? Hot man nipples are the great.

He would be up your alley I think. You said you like twinks right?

 

[Crayons]

How old are you lol?

I'm in my early to mid 20s.

 

[Ardainian Soldier]

I'm in my early to mid 20s.

I'm 26. I'm not that young and naive.

 

[Zero²]

He would be up your alley I think. You said you like twinks right?

I like twinks, hunks, jocks, bears, almost every kind of man not older than 45. I have high standards though, but my tastes are pretty varied as they come.

I'm 26. I'm not that young and naive.

You want to have sex right?

 

[Dead Prince]

Don't be a prude, Get nude.

 

[Crayons]

I'm 26. I'm not that young and naive.

...How did you last that long without some sort of sexual release omg

 

[Ardainian Soldier]

...How did you last that long without some sort of sexual release omg

No luck with dating apps/sites basically lol.

 

[Aarglefarg]

I'm in my early to mid 20s.

Happy birthday for your 20th. &#128519;

 

[Crayons]

Happy birthday for your 20th. &#128519;

SHHHHHH be quiet, you!

 

[Henchmen21]

Me! I'm going to be a 30 year old virgin at this rate.

Try being a 36yr virgin. It's rough.

 

[Crayons]

Try being a 36yr virgin. It's rough.

Would you like some pity sex?

 

[Zero²]

Try being a 36yr virgin. It's rough.

Rough? You like it rough? I get ya.