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[Henchmen21]

Would you like some pity sex?

At this point, any sex would be pity sex

Rough? You like it rough? I get ya.

Lol not what I meant but whatever floats your boat.

 

[Ardainian Soldier]

Try being a 36yr virgin. It's rough.

It'll happen to us eventually...I hope.

 

[Crayons]

Rough? You like it rough? I get ya.

I like giving it rough. I feel bad after I finish though. That poor man's face looked like a cinnabon and his ass looked like two tomatos. Good lord

 

[Henchmen21]

It'll happen to us eventually...I hope.

Man 4 more years though and I actually will be a "40yr Virgin"

 

[Sibylus]

Tbh stop using virginity as a thing to hold over yourself. It's toxic, getting laid doesn't make you a man, and you'll be happier dating and the like without chasing after sex like you're starving.

 

[Zero²]

I like giving it rough. I feel bad after I finish though. That poor man's face looked like a cinnabon and his ass looked like two tomatos. Good lord

I don't feel bad at all, as long as he feel comfortable during sex itself it's ok.
That said I'm careful to not hurt hurt specially because I don't wanna hurt my cutie.

 

[Ardainian Soldier]

Tbh stop using virginity as a thing to hold over yourself. It's toxic, getting laid doesn't make you a man, and you'll be happier dating and the like without chasing after sex like you're starving.

Don't worry, I don't think it's a negative thing. Just sometimes a part of me feels like I'm missing out on something lol.

 

[Pamplemousse]

not able to? that's nonsense. i've seen your nipples

I do like my nips. Some guy complimented them on Grindr.

 

[Astral Dog]

I'm 26. I'm not that young and naive.

Im almost there too and no sex in sight, but no rush because at least i still have my dignity if you would look at me totally sane and i thank Jesus for keeping me pure so far.

Spoiler

fine 😓

Tbh stop using virginity as a thing to hold over yourself. It's toxic, getting laid doesn't make you a man, and you'll be happier dating and the like without chasing after sex like you're starving.

Heh, thats a good one

 

[Vazra]

The thirst is real.

 

[Tuck]

God I love Tim Minchin. What a great comedian/musician. Just found out the Matilda play was written by him, and he did a Groundhogs Day play too. If only plays were less expensive...

My friend and I wanna make a Twitch channel for co-op games. Whats a good name y'all?

The lara Croft games are ace. Also that one mexican metroidvania game whose name escapes me...

Me! I'm going to be a 30 year old virgin at this rate.

Don't worry, I don't think it's a negative thing. Just sometimes a part of me feels like I'm missing out on something lol.

Crayons is right. You do have options. You could just use an app, so long as you're careful.

Of course, I'm a total hypocrite in saying that since I haven't found that taste for anonymous sex yet.

Living in a less shitty city might help too... *cough*

Tbh stop using virginity as a thing to hold over yourself. It's toxic, getting laid doesn't make you a man, and you'll be happier dating and the like without chasing after sex like you're starving.

This is also true.

Sex is nice, but its not the only/biggest thing that makes life great.

No, thats hiking.

 

[Pamplemousse]

Ugh, all the guys I want to blow want to blow me. This is so annoying.

 

[Aarglefarg]

God I love Tim Minchin. What a great comedian/musician. Just found out the Matilda play was written by him, and he did a Groundhogs Day play too. If only plays were less expensive...

I've been to two of his shows, one with just him and another with the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra.

The lara Croft games are ace. Also that one mexican metroidvania game whose name escapes me...

Guacamelee.

 

[hateradio]

Man 4 more years though and I actually will be a "40yr Virgin"

We should plan a party to celebrate, and then one of the young ones here can service you after.

Ugh, all the guys I want to blow want to blow me. This is so annoying.

 

[Pamplemousse]

Oh, so Cray can share but not me? I obviously have a hard time, and this thread should be a safe place for me to talk about it. I'll just take it to the mental health thread then. I just wondered if someone here could help me with what I'm going through.

 

[Delio]

Ugh, all the guys I want to blow want to blow me. This is so annoying.

Oh boy i wish I had that problem.

 

[Astral Dog]

yes i would love to taste that nectar 🐝

 

[lenovox1]

Oh, so Cray can share but not me? I obviously have a hard time, and this thread should be a safe place for me to talk about it. I'll just take it to the mental health thread then. I just wondered if someone here could help me with what I'm going through.

Spill all the tea you brew.

 

[Monocle]

Try being a 36yr virgin. It's rough.

Honestly you might as well use Grindr to get your first time out of the way. I think you would be pleasantly surprised how many things you'd perceive as personal flaws just aren't a big deal to some people. Some guys are willing to overlook a lot when they're aiming to have a good time. I guarantee there's someone out there for you who's easygoing and willing to help you have a nice experience.

You don't even have to admit you're a virgin. Just say "it's been a while." Or say you recently came out of the closet.

Ugh, all the guys I want to blow want to blow me. This is so annoying.

Wow what an absolute drag.

 

[Sibylus]

Im almost there too and no sex in sight, but no rush because at least i still have my dignity if you would look at me totally sane and i thank Jesus for keeping me pure so far.

Spoiler

fine 😓

Heh, thats a good one

Be good to yourself, SB.

 

[Nero397]

Virgin reporting in. The last thing I wanna do is fuck some random person from an app. My anxiety issues with new people is already bad enough, last thing I need to do is take my clothes off in front of them.

 

[Henchmen21]

We should plan a party to celebrate, and then one of the young ones here can service you after.

Betty White is the only Golden Girl left and she probably doesn't have much longer

Oh boy i wish I had that problem.

Don't we all

Honestly you might as well use Grindr to get your first time out of the way. I think you would be pleasantly surprised how many things you'd perceive as personal flaws just aren't a big deal to some people. Some guys are willing to overlook a lot when they're aiming to have a good time. I guarantee there's someone out there for you who's easygoing and willing to help you have a nice experience.

You don't even have to admit you're a virgin. Just say "it's been a while." Or say you recently came out of the closet.


Wow what an absolute drag.

Meh. I'm a pick bitch.

Be good to yourself, SB.

It's a good thing his username isn't Sub O' Boss.

 

[LOCK]

Ugh, all the guys I want to blow want to blow me. This is so annoying.

Why is that a problem?

 

[Kevyt]

Hmm, I do think people have it rough if they're having sex for the first time and using an app to do so.

But I dunno...

 

[KmA]

My first time was off grindr. And it was with this guy who i thought was like 32 at the most but was actually 44 lmao. It was my first time kissing another guy and it felt like a slug was entering my mouth (kissing is my fav thing in the world now but back then i was like... yikes) and then I blew him. I didn't particularly enjoy it but it was a nice learning experience. I still have no idea what I'm doing during sex the vast majority of the time though lmao.

 

[shinra-bansho]

Kids these days.

 

[Sai-kun]

Oh, so Cray can share but not me? I obviously have a hard time, and this thread should be a safe place for me to talk about it. I'll just take it to the mental health thread then. I just wondered if someone here could help me with what I'm going through.

What you're going through? Fucking spare me dude. All you posted was that guys wanna blow you when you wanna blow them. I'm all for safe spaces and open discussion, but don't get all whiny when someone gets bored of your boring posts.

 

[JCX]

Hmm, I do think people have it rough if they're having sex for the first time and using an app to do so.

But I dunno...

What kind of app-shaming?

 

[Vazra]

I want a mushroom pizza. 🍕

 

[JCX]

What are you all doing for Labor Day?

 

[Vazra]

What are you all doing for Labor Day?

Play God Eater Resurrection, chat with friends and maybe watch something. Nothing out of the ordinary.

 

[Monocle]

Meh. I'm a pick bitch.

I mean... how's that working out for you?

What are you all doing for Labor Day?

moar like who amirite

 

[Dead Prince]

What are you all doing for Labor Day?

eat and cry myself to sleep because the bbq was amazing.

 

[Ardainian Soldier]

What are you all doing for Labor Day?

Hopefully see some friends. Work this summer has killed my social life.

 

[Sai-kun]

What are you all doing for Labor Day?

some grilling/bbq at my mom's for lunch, and then a fun continuation of a D&D campaign i've been a part of with my gf and some friends of ours

 

[Tuck]

What are you all doing for Labor Day?

FanExpo in Toronto and seeing a friend, I think. And do some work.

 

[Henchmen21]

some grilling/bbq at my mom's for lunch, and then a fun continuation of a D&D campaign i've been a part of with my gf and some friends of ours

D&D? Do you watch Critical Role?

 

[KmA]

What are you all doing for Labor Day?

I literally have no idea but my brothers and their families are over for the next two weeks so my parents are probably planning something unfortunately.

 

[Wil348]

Had a good time last night, and I may have made a couple of new friends. We'll see

 

[Dead Prince]

third grooming set bought. i swear i won't lose or get this one flooded.

also swiped right on a tinder guy and saw he works at the apple store.

Spoiler

i don't own anything apple anymore

also "lost all chat" on grindr just means you were banned for some stupid reason or everyone blocked you.

 

[JCX]

also "lost all chat" on grindr just means you were banned for some stupid reason or everyone blocked you.

I always took it as "uninstalled grindr but came crawling back"

How does one even get banned from grindr? Nudes?


I am going to Chicago tomorrow for a few stand up shows, then maybe doing something for my birthday.

 

[Burbeting]

Now in the process of getting over the fact that the man I still love is now choosing someone else over me. Shit is rough, man. Especially when he is also my closest friend, and I don't want to lose all contact with him either.

 

[Tuck]

I always thought "lost all chats" was "made a new account to keep getting premium grindr for free"

Or was I the only one who did that?

Unfortunately they seem to have closed that loophole. New accounts don't get premium grindr anymore.

 

[Pamplemousse]

I always sport a lil chubber when I'm chatting on G.

 

[Dead Prince]

I always took it as "uninstalled grindr but came crawling back"

How does one even get banned from grindr? Nudes?


I am going to Chicago tomorrow for a few stand up shows, then maybe doing something for my birthday.

i got banned for "advertising". lol

i wasn't soliciting for money! it just came across like i was.

I always thought "lost all chats" was "made a new account to keep getting premium grindr for free"

Or was I the only one who did that?

Unfortunately they seem to have closed that loophole. New accounts don't get premium grindr anymore.

just use a throwaway email. but it's one per email account now anyways but you can keep the multiple tribe that you did in premium once it expires. i had like 3 of the tribes i need my men from.

 

[JCX]

i got banned for "advertising". lol

i wasn't soliciting for money! it just came across like i was.

Lol must have been pretty blatant considering all the "generous men" on apps.

 

[Dead Prince]

Lol must have been pretty blatant considering all the "generous men" on apps.

I can't tell if it's user report or what. They had it our for me on my first account. Amd don't get the photo approval team sometimes.

 

[JCX]

Now in the process of getting over the fact that the man I still love is now choosing someone else over me. Shit is rough, man. Especially when he is also my closest friend, and I don't want to lose all contact with him either.

Sorry to hear burby I know you'll rebound well, though!

 

[Crayons]

So I'm sitting here in class with my homosexual acquaintance, of which I intend to have sexual relations with, and class didn't begin so it's just us and one straight guy in the class, and hes reading a shakespeare sonnett and goes "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day...so gay" and then a few seconds later he says "no offense". And me and my gay buddy are just like silently raging. Ugh, and this guy wonders why he doesn't have friends

 

[RatskyWatsky]

What are you all doing for Labor Day?

people do stuff for Labor Day??

So I'm sitting here in class with my homosexual acquaintance, of which I intend to have sexual relations with, and class didn't begin so it's just us and one straight guy in the class, and hes reading a shakespeare sonnett and goes "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day...so gay" and then a few seconds later he says "no offense". And me and my gay buddy are just like silently raging. Ugh, and this guy wonders why he doesn't have friends

He wants to have a threesome with you two, he just doesn't know how to approach you about it.