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LGBTQIA Thread |OT5| Can't even drink straight

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Kater

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6'6 and blue. Have a cat.

Next question please.

You live in a little hut behind a school for wizards?

Just joking. 😉

Woah! Do you squash normal pedestrians underfoot?
Like this?

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I'm 5'7, 165lbs, brown eyes, musc cub build, hairy chest, tummy and butt. 7" uc, verse and love making out. Safe only.

Oh shit this isn't my Scruff profile?
 

Kevyt

Member
I'm 5'7 or ~1.7m or 170 cm's. My eyes are as dark as the darkest hour of the darkest night. I can look at a thousand burning suns directly without blinking or feeling any strain.

The real question is foot size.

The real question is; how big is everyone's
will to survive
? I guess an estimate would be nice, but on
a scale of 1-10, would be better.
since that's not something that can be easily measured. We're talking abstract here. For example the following scenario;
you are trapped in a warehouse full of zombies and you got bitten in your leg near the ankle area. You decide to cut it off with an axe and found duck tape to prevent blood loss. You can only defend yourself out the warehouse with your axe, and the place is full of zombies.
So how big would it be? How hard would you fight to survive?

Discuss.
 
I'm 5'7 or ~1.7m or 170 cm's. My eyes are as dark as the darkest hour of the darkest night. I can look at a thousand burning suns directly without blinking or feeling any strain.



The real question is; how big is everyone's
will to survive
? I guess an estimate would be nice, but on
a scale of 1-10, would be better.
since that's not something that can be easily measured. We're talking abstract here. For example the following scenario;
you are trapped in a warehouse full of zombies and you got bitten in your leg near the ankle area. You decide to cut it off with an axe and found duck tape to prevent blood loss. You can only defend yourself out the warehouse with your axe, and the place is full of zombies.
So how big would it be? How hard would you fight to survive?

Discuss.
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Rayis

Member
There's this really cute guy at my job who's extremely nice, it was his birthday yesterday and he wanted to give me a piece of cake, he was like, it's ok, I'll get it for you, and he got me a piece of cake and even brought it to my department, it was nice because I hardly interact with him and was totally in love cuz he's such a cutie pie and has a smile that makes me melt, I don't understand how people can be into assholes. when cute polite guys like him exist.


You guys have a preference for shaved vs. stubble for making out?

I prefer the unshaved feeling.

Being that I've never made out with anyone, I don't really know, but I guess it'd be uncomfortable to make out with someone with a bushy beard.
 
There's this really cute guy at my job who's extremely nice, it was his birthday yesterday and he wanted to give me a piece of cake, he was like, it's ok, I'll get it for you, and he got me a piece of cake and even brought it to my department, it was nice because I hardly interact with him and was totally in love cuz he's such a cutie pie and has a smile that makes me melt, I don't understand how people can be into assholes. when cute polite guys like him exist.

the cake is a lie
 

Dany

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You guys have a preference for shaved vs. stubble for making out?

I prefer the unshaved feeling.

No, I have a beard so the other guy gets used to it after a bit. Or when I'm clean-shaven and they have facial hair its the same thing.
 

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There's this really cute guy at my job who's extremely nice, it was his birthday yesterday and he wanted to give me a piece of cake, he was like, it's ok, I'll get it for you, and he got me a piece of cake and even brought it to my department, it was nice because I hardly interact with him and was totally in love cuz he's such a cutie pie and has a smile that makes me melt, I don't understand how people can be into assholes. when cute polite guys like him exist.




Being that I've never made out with anyone, I don't really know, but I guess it'd be uncomfortable to make out with someone with a bushy beard.

That's really nice of him.

As for bearded, I've never dealt with anyone with a beard. Just clean-shaven vs. stubble. I liked the stubble.
 

enigmatic_alex44

Whenever a game uses "middleware," I expect mediocrity. Just see how poor TLOU looks.
Is anybody playing Dragon Age Inquisition? I..... saw the clip of the climax of having the fab Dorian as your romance interest on YouTube...... let's just say baby got back, I know who I'm going for in my playthrough (I can't link to it, still @ work and it's def NSFW). Is it possible to have a crush on a video game character? (how embarrassing lol)!


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Is anybody playing Dragon Age Inquisition? I..... saw the clip of the climax of having the fab Dorian as your romance interest on YouTube...... let's just say baby got back, I know who I'm going for in my playthrough (I can't link to it, still @ work and it's def NSFW). Is it possible to have a crush on a video game character? (how embarrassing lol)!


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The result of a gay writer and character designer being on the team is that we get a likeable gay character
who looks like a gay porn star
.
 

Meicyn

Gold Member
You guys have a preference for shaved vs. stubble for making out?

I prefer the unshaved feeling.

Depends on the person. Some people have exceptionally thick hair, and others have very fine hair. It's like the difference between 60-grit versus 600-grit sandpaper... the former feels like you're having your skin shredded apart while the other feels simply amazing.

Seriously, I love stubble on a guy, but I've kissed a dude whose facial hair was extremely coarse, and it would take me completely out of the moment.
 

red13th

Member
Is anybody playing Dragon Age Inquisition? I..... saw the clip of the climax of having the fab Dorian as your romance interest on YouTube...... let's just say baby got back, I know who I'm going for in my playthrough (I can't link to it, still @ work and it's def NSFW). Is it possible to have a crush on a video game character? (how embarrassing lol)!


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I haven't gotten the game yet but I was more interested in the bisexual horned guy tbh
 
I thought I heard the faint sound of my username :p
LOL this gif is too much. Have we talked about feet much here? 12 sized foot gaf here lol
I'm 5'7, 165lbs, brown eyes, musc cub build, hairy chest, tummy and butt. 7" uc, verse and love making out. Safe only.

Oh shit this isn't my Scruff profile?
:eek:!

Bearded and furry and
red eared representin

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Your arms especially look bigger. Looking great!
 

Kater

Banned
I thought I heard the faint sound of my username :p
LOL this gif is too much. Have we talked about feet much here? 12 sized foot gaf here lol
Inches?

My feet are around half a standard human babies height, so 25cm or 9.85 inches.

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I'm not Hagrid.

Upside of being tall is everyone is saying I'm awesome to cuddle with. Give me them hugs.
Big men are great.

Literally.

I'm so sorry. D:

Nah, I love big men too. Lived together with a couple of people once in a house and the guy next door was this giant who could drink a whole bottle of vodka and eat three kebabs right after.
Shame he wasn't into me.
Still had a lot of fun with him drinking in bars and all that. Good times.

Iron Bull is awesome. Dude's a total bro. It's great. There's also a hilarious scene.
The one where he
lies naked on the bed and everyone comes in? I liked how calm he stayed like "Yeah, that's my dick. Why, you want a ride too?" was what I imagining he was thinking.
 

Kevyt

Member
Killer Instinct looks amazing. Can't wait to see Riptor. There aren't many Xbox one players in here right? This thread: Nintendo, Sony, PC, ???, ???
 

My sentiments exactly. :p

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I ordered Dragon Age Inquisition earlier today from that deal. Looking forward to it even though I haven't played the first two games... I'm gonna do that online thing and play out the story like that I guess.

I'll definitely romance Dorian, but I wish there was an option to tell him to shave off that mustache. It just doesn't do it for me. Either short beard or shaved pls.
 

Meicyn

Gold Member
Inches?
The one where he
lies naked on the bed and everyone comes in? I liked how calm he stayed like "Yeah, that's my dick. Why, you want a ride too?" was what I imagining he was thinking.

I literally laughed out loud when he said
"oh for FUCK'S SAKE" when Cassandra walked in after the other two were already in there. Cullen's response was particularly amusing to me
.
 
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