I'm with you. In fact, just don't breath unless you've showered.
Unless you've woken up by my side in that case it's ok- For 2 hours max.
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LGBTQIA Thread |OT5| Can't even drink straight
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Unless you've woken up by my side in that case it's ok- For 2 hours max.
DyslexicAlucard
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I didn't think I liked them that much until recently. I don't know if I'd call my enjoyment of it a fetish though. I just think it looks good and is pretty sexy.
One thing that does get me, though, is when someone is, like, chewing on the end of his or her sleeve a bit. As in, the sleeves are pulled up past most if the hand. Is that weird?
It's weird.
Don't judge me!
I wish I could find a good picture to show exactly what I mean though.
I'm not as picky, but any amount of BO or greasiness is a definite turn off. I also feel too self-concious to do anything if I don't feel pretty clean.
Heck, I typically won't even snap or Skype someone if I haven't done my hair. XD
It's not that I'm vein either. Actually, it's the opposite problem...
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Knee high athletic socks and fancy dress socks are extremely sexy.
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I rarely ever bother with my hair, I just brush it to the side in the morning when I leave for school lol
it smells really good tho i use herbal essences but sometimes i use another shampoo and conditioner that make it smell fresh
it smells really good tho i use herbal essences but sometimes i use another shampoo and conditioner that make it smell fresh
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DyslexicAlucard
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I don't condition because I use paste in my hair. I've been wanting a different hairstyle recently though. Yet it seems like every time I try to change it up, I end up disliking it.
Any suggestions, guys and gals? I can post a bigger picture of myself later, if you need a better look.
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Definitely, though more traditionally feminine lingerie and garter belts can also look great on guys. If only there wasn't a society fervently devaluing all attributes arbitrarily designated as feminine standing in the way of "male Quiet" being a standard pop culture aesthetic.
If you're worried about being exposed to morning breath, you should carry a grapefruit and industrial hose with you at all times in case of emergency. Nothing's more romantic than waking someone up by shoving a large bitter fruit into their mouth, then hosing them off like a dog.
I don't use anything on mine either - it's too thick for anything to make much of a difference beyond creating lumps of dry hair, and thinning it out constantly is a massive pain. I'd shave it, but it'd look sub-optimal considering my head is a misshapen, bruised melon with an enormous set of ears protruding from it.
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Oh my. Are you sure that pic is not from a fetish site?
I'm personally not into men in lingerie, but stuff like sock garters are totally crazy hot to me. I love the idea of barely there battle gear though. Not quite like Quiet, but just the random belts and harnesses on mountains of muscled flesh.
(Bonus: Google Dave Salmoni corset. No nudity, but def NSFW.)
So did you guys see that Stephen Fry is officially getting married?
For those who don't know this guy is huge in the UK, and this is lovely news to wake up to, congrats to him. (If you are american you may know him as LBP2's narrator, Mycroft from the second Holmes film, or Hugh Laurrie's ex comedy partner.)
For those who don't know this guy is huge in the UK, and this is lovely news to wake up to, congrats to him. (If you are american you may know him as LBP2's narrator, Mycroft from the second Holmes film, or Hugh Laurrie's ex comedy partner.)
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Or the host of QI
Masquerader
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I think it's a tongue in cheek commercial and that it is actually making fun of those insecure "manly" guys who need to confirm their "manliness", even if that means doing something stupid and/or painful.
I love that nowadays most underwear packages have images of semi-nude athletic guys (muscles, big chest, big tights, abs and all that stuff) wearing nothing but tight underwear/boxers that show their big bulges. Even better when next to the underwear stand there is a big ad poster with such model. Imagine all those poor manly straight guys who just want to buy a pair of underwear and while looking for a right pair they are forced to ogle at those semi-nude hunks. :>
kitchenmotors
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Can I just say that I hate snow and the cold. Seriously, we were doing pretty well this winter in Chicago but just in the past few days it went completely downhill.
Escape Goat
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The One Who Knocks
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Happy Birthday! Any plans made to celebrate it or will you just take it easy?
On my way to work right now and I'll be shopping with Lucario afterwards. Otherwise, probably not!
terrisus
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Happy Birthday! =)
Oh that's a nice looking boytoy he's found. Happy for them
~ Happy Birthday ~
Birdman has recently opened in the UK and I'm curious about seeing it. Has anyone here seen the movie?
Happy birthday
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Happy birthday
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He uploaded a new track to his YouTube channel not too long ago so at least he's still alive. Hasn't been active in FakeGAF or here in months(?) now though, sadly.
I've been wondering this too
Wowza <3 guys..i missed you guys too!!
I'm so sorry that I was gone for so long!!Happy new year!! <3! How has everybody been?!
Also, thank you so much for the kind words about my singing :')!!
Happy birthday!!
Happy birthday!
My birthday is this weekend also, early january is a great time for birthdays, you extend the holidays a little bit longer while not getting screwed like december and specially christmas boys and girls, with parties no one atends to or "one for all events" gifts.
whoa, happy birthday
terrisus
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My birthday is December 12, and it's never really been an issue.
On the other hand, my mother's birthday was December 11, so I guess she was kind of sympathetic to the issue of having a birthday close to Christmas.
Happy Birthday, have fun today!
Wowza <3 guys..i missed you guys too!!
Happy new year!! <3! How has everybody been?!
Welcome back BB!
Oh wow.. an accurate depiction of me getting up this morning. (Only thing missing is the stomping temper tantrum immediately afterwards, in the style of a two-year-old.)
And Happy Birthday, Grakl!
This took a turn
Shibas are the cutest dogs!
Happy Birthday!
TheAbsolution
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Hooray! Happy Birthday Grakl.
Welcome back. What have you been up too?Wowza <3 guys..i missed you guys too!!
Happy new year!! <3! How has everybody been?!
Also, thank you so much for the kind words about my singing :')!!
Happy birthday!!
Soulscribe
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Happy birthday =)
So does anyone else have new years resolutions pertaining to love/relationships/sex? Let's dish.
Finding a good stable relationship, and having
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I know plenty of guys, if not the majority, definitely had more partners than I did last year, but I still would prefer just a steady guy, even if not an actual boyfriend, over a bunch of randos.
Happy birthday!
ab.aeterno
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Happy birthday Herr Dragon.
Preach it. Extreme Cold can be miserable especially if you have to walk for any distance in it.
That's great, good on him. As an American, it's Jeeves and Wooster as well as Blackadder I know him from.
I have to walk like 20 minutes every day in this. I need some long johns.
Soulscribe
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I get that... I'm in a weird place coz I didn't really have that much sex in 2014 (I always found
anal
I'm gonna try to be more open to bottoming too, but lbr I said that last year too.
Long johns are my savior. I ditched my car last year and now only have the motorbike, and the cold commute tests me every morning. Definitely wakes me up!I have to walk like 20 minutes every day in this. I need some long johns.
Now I'm thinking of men in long johns.. mmm..
Dad used to get a hunting/fishing/outdoors catalog every year when I was younger, and I remember always looking forward to seeing the models wearing only their long johns, usually in a hunting cabin-type scene, sipping hot cocoa or tea, ready to lounge in front of a fire..
Now I'm wondering if there's a tumblr out there devoted to the topic? Something to look for when I get home!
I started the year with the complete wrong foot in that regard. The friend I mentioned before, the one I had a fight with? well, it was more than a friend, and I never really expected anything more than that "friends with a few benefits" status, but we completely clashed, I completely messed up in NYE, I did my best to make amends the next day and I manage to make things get into good terms, but saturday things went completely wrong again, and even though I wasn't exactly polite, he decided to involve my family somehow, and that really shocked me. Even then I tried to make him understand family is off limits, but he was the one offended and the one who blocked me from everything.
My resolution/lesson of the year: even if you like someone, a lot, and even if they like you back a lot as well (and this came from a third party witnessing our fight, or in her words "I really thought you were going to make out at any minute"), it's not necessarily going to work. What you feel is not enough, Hollywood lied
I really need to go to that next step beyond mere feelings, that's the resolution I'll pursue
Blood Diamonds
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yaaassssss the king bow downWowza <3 guys..i missed you guys too!!
Happy new year!! <3! How has everybody been?!
Also, thank you so much for the kind words about my singing :')!!
Happy birthday!!
Happy birthday dragonboy
Soulscribe
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I started the year with the complete wrong foot in that regard. The friend I mentioned before, the one I had a fight with? well, it was more than a friend, and I never really expected anything more than that "friends with a few benefits" status, but we completely clashed, I completely messed up in NYE, I did my best to make amends the next day and I manage to make things get into good terms, but saturday things went completely wrong again, and even though I wasn't exactly polite, he decided to involve my family somehow, and that really shocked me. Even then I tried to make him understand family is off limits, but he was the one offended and the one who blocked me from everything.
My resolution/lesson of the year: even if you like someone, a lot, and even if they like you back a lot as well (and this came from a third party witnessing our fight, or in her words "I really thought you were going to make out at any minute"), it's not necessarily going to work. What you feel is not enough, Hollywood lied
I really need to go to that next step beyond mere feelings, that's the resolution I'll pursue
Yeah, having a mutual attraction to someone doesn't take away the fact that the glaring differences in your personalities can make or break you. Too many times I've fallen for someone mutually then having to realize that the reason I fell for them is only a small portion of a giant pie of incompatibility, lol. Also, I tend to fall for people because I like "idea" of liking them more than I actually like them. I hope you guys hash things out so that you're on at least friendly terms, but this could be the universe telling us that some people make more compatible sense on paper than in practice. Now I just need to be more aware of the difference so that I don't end up hurting myself/other people.
kitchenmotors
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Happy Birthday Graki!
Do it. Phil wears them and they keep him warm.
BTW, this shall be mine. <3
I have to walk like 20 minutes every day in this. I need some long johns.
Do it. Phil wears them and they keep him warm.
BTW, this shall be mine. <3
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