Lord of the rings: Return of the King - as I missing something?

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ItAintEasyBeinCheesy said:
Fantasy books do this a lot, super powerful magicians who do fuck all.............. i mean what kinda war would it be if the dude just rocks up incinerates all enemy forces and then fucks off.


the wheel of time has quite a few scenes like this.
 
Combichristoffersen said:
Gandalf was a maiar (the closest equivalent in Christianity would probably be an angel), so he was a rather powerful being. In Return of the King he was most likely the most powerful of the istari, as he had died and been 'reborn', so he would easily be one of the five most powerful beings in Middle-earth, probably at the same level as Saruman, but definitely below Sauron (provided that Sauron had the ring in his possession).

Don't Forget the Witch King of Angmar
since he breaks Gandalf's Staff
 
UltimaPooh said:
Don't Forget the Witch King of Angmar
since he breaks Gandalf's Staff

You got a point there, but the Witch King was a originally human AFAIK (and thus a less powerful being than Gandaldf), albeit he did probably gain a lot of power from wearing one of the rings of power, and being under direct command of Sauron.
 
i_am_ben said:
the wheel of time has quite a few scenes like this.

See also Belgarath, his family, and his fellow disciples, and the slightly less rule-bound followers of Torak. That's in part to do with a sense of cosmic proportion and in part to let prophecy more or less do its thing.

Ursula le Guin does a fine job of reining in her wizards, too.
 
I never actually noticed this before. I was so willing to accept him simply as the benevolent guide. He sure likes to make his staff light up though. Many here say he was limiting himself because his primary duty was to act as a guide to the people of middle-earth because it was their struggle. If that is so, why didn't Gandalf and Saruman go balls to the wall when they confronted each other. At this point it wasn't a fight that was directly connected with the all the other stuff. They were pretty much fighting for their life, and all they did was push each other around quite a bit. Compare this old people fight to the main old people fight in Order of the Phoenix.
 
agrajag said:
He does use some magic by using the force on Saruman and breaking his staff and stuff like that, but I don't remember if that part is in the movie.

He does it in the extended cut of ROTK.

Magic in Middle-Earth circa LOTR is really really restrained due to the weakening presence of the elves and other creatures along with the rise of Men, who are not empowered in that way.

Now, Middle-Earth circa The Silmarillion is fucking bananas when it comes to magic and people conjuring shit, making prophecies, imbuing the power of god himself into some jewels, talking to animals, and other crazy things. I still want to see that series someday.
 
Combichristoffersen said:
You got a point there, but the Witch King was a originally human AFAIK (and thus a less powerful being than Gandaldf), albeit he did probably gain a lot of power from wearing one of the rings of power, and being under direct command of Sauron.

he is human. He was a king of (I believe) lesser Numenorian Men after the fall of Numenor.
 
why doesn't he just take frodo on a ride on one of those HUGE birds he escaped that tower with?

frodo on bird----------->fly to volcano--------->drop ring---------->PROFIT

its one of those things in fantasy movies where nobody uses their powers as effectively
 
Bootaaay said:
On an unrelated note, how is it that every visual effect in the LotR trilogy looks stunning, with the exception of the Dead men of Dunharrow? They don't look too bad when Aragorn journeys on the Path of the Dead to recruit them, but during the charge at the Battle of Pelennor Fields they look pretty damn awful.

Actually, the Ents looks pretty shitty in HD, particularly towards the end of the 2nd movie.
 
MrHicks said:
why doesn't he just take frodo on a ride on one of those HUGE birds he escaped that tower with?

frodo on bird----------->fly to volcano--------->drop ring---------->PROFIT

its one of those things in fantasy movies where nobody uses their powers as effectively
Uhh probably becuase he would be shot down and killed within minutes of entering Mordor?
 
MrHicks said:
why doesn't he just take frodo on a ride on one of those HUGE birds he escaped that tower with?

frodo on bird----------->fly to volcano--------->drop ring---------->PROFIT

its one of those things in fantasy movies where nobody uses their powers as effectively

Fantasy has the same issues as superhero stories.


I call it the Heroes Effect (that show consistently slaps you in the face with the most glaring examples of the 'problem' imaginable).
 
MrHicks said:
why doesn't he just take frodo on a ride on one of those HUGE birds he escaped that tower with?

frodo on bird----------->fly to volcano--------->drop ring---------->PROFIT

its one of those things in fantasy movies where nobody uses their powers as effectively
Did you happen to notice the nazgul?
 
elrechazao said:
Did you happen to notice the nazgul?

let gandalf cast a water shield around frodo?
water makes them shit bricks apparently (elf woman casting waterfall spell + frodo jumping on water platform on river)

not that hard to escape from them
 
MrHicks said:
let gandalf cast a water shield around frodo?
water makes them shit bricks apparently (elf woman casting waterfall spell + frodo jumping on water platform on river)

not that hard to escape from them
Read the books dude if you're going to whine about it. It's not the water.
 
MrHicks said:
let gandalf cast a water shield around frodo?
water makes them shit bricks apparently (elf woman casting waterfall spell + frodo jumping on water platform on river)

not that hard to escape from them


I'm pretty sure that had less to do with the Nazgul being afraid of water, and, you know, them being on horses.
 
legend166 said:
I'm pretty sure that had less to do with the Nazgul being afraid of water, and, you know, them being on horses.
not to mention the power of rivendell, with additional magic from gandalf. And all it did was kill their horses. They weren't mounted on their flying beasts at that point.
 
MrHicks said:
why doesn't he just take frodo on a ride on one of those HUGE birds he escaped that tower with?

frodo on bird----------->fly to volcano--------->drop ring---------->PROFIT

its one of those things in fantasy movies where nobody uses their powers as effectively
Could've just had Gandalf cast dimensional door, and push Frodo through.
 
Fëanor said:
So, what's Tom Bombaldil? A valar? Maiar?

To quote Goldberry, he just is.

Tolkien was never specific and never tried to be. He felt that some things just shouldn't be explained. All we know is that Tom Bombadil has existed in one form or another since at least before the Elves woke up, and the Ring has no power over him. Some people think he's really Iluvatar (god) incarnate but it's probably not that simple.
 
What's a dimensional door? Was this in the books? It would've also been great to not use the green ghosts on the whitemountaincity battle, but rather as bodyguards to Frodo and Sam. If only they had known much earlier.
 
MrHicks said:
why doesn't he just take frodo on a ride on one of those HUGE birds he escaped that tower with?

frodo on bird----------->fly to volcano--------->drop ring---------->PROFIT

its one of those things in fantasy movies where nobody uses their powers as effectively
One does not simply fly into mordor
 
_Isaac said:
What's a dimensional door? Was this in the books? It would've also been great to not use the green ghosts on the whitemountaincity battle, but rather as bodyguards to Frodo and Sam. If only they had known much earlier.

Bullshit that Freshmaker made up. Gandalf never does anything like that, or implies that it's even possible. Quite the opposite.
 
elrechazao said:
Read the books dude if you're going to whine about it. It's not the water.

then let him spam fireballs at them!
viggo threw a torch at one and in pokemon terms its was "very effective"

what the excuse now?
 
MrHicks said:
then let him spam fireballs at them!
viggo threw a torch at one and in pokemon terms its was "very effective"

what the excuse now?
That the movies cut massive amounts of shit out of the books, presenting some bad inconsistency? Reading is hard though, just keep watching movies.

_Isaac said:
What's a dimensional door? Was this in the books? It would've also been great to not use the green ghosts on the whitemountaincity battle, but rather as bodyguards to Frodo and Sam. If only they had known much earlier.

Yet another place where the movie shat all over the book. The "green ghosts" didn't swallow up the armies in front of minas tirith, they only helped aragorn cut off some reinforcements, allowing the forces that were in other areas to join with him and come to the fight. The moronic moment in the films where three people jump off all the ships made me sad.
 
MrHicks said:
then let him spam fireballs at them!
viggo threw a torch at one and in pokemon terms its was "very effective"

what the excuse now?

I don't know what your excuse is for not reading the books. You're clearly not illiterate. Help us help you.
 
Combichristoffersen said:
This is the correct answer. Magic in LotR != magic in Harry Potter.



Gandalf was a maiar (the closest equivalent in Christianity would probably be an angel), so he was a rather powerful being. In Return of the King he was most likely the most powerful of the istari, as he had died and been 'reborn', so he would easily be one of the five most powerful beings in Middle-earth, probably at the same level as Saruman, but definitely below Sauron (provided that Sauron had the ring in his possession).

I'm pretty sure it says somewhere than Gandalf is as powerful as Sauron... However he was limited in his power as he was there simply to help mankind defeat sauron, not do it for them.
 
itxaka said:
One does not simply fly into mordor


Ironically the apparent simplest thing was to simply walk into Mordor.


Who knew?

H.Cornerstone said:
I'm pretty sure it says somewhere than Gandalf is as powerful as Sauron... However he was limited in his power as he was there simply to help mankind defeat sauron, not do it for them.

Didn't he become more human and attached to Hobbits and Humans because of his human 'shell'? So he wanted to help them destroy him and not make the same mistakes again?
 
LAUGHTREY said:
Ironically the apparent simplest thing was to simply walk into Mordor.


Who knew?



Didn't he become more human and attached to Hobbits and Humans because of his human 'shell'? So he wanted to help them destroy him and not make the same mistakes again?

Not really...he was sent to help inspire the foes of sauron. Ever since the valar and maiar practically destroyed the planet (and interfered with illuvatar's plan), they chose to not interfere directly by using their power. If they had wanted to, the valar could have ridden out and swatted sauron down, but they didn't for reasons that you can read in the silmarillion.

Therefore they send out the wizards to middle earth...maiar in human form, but not to use their full maiar power.
 
I haven't seen the extended cuts of the movies (are there ones for all of them?), should I? Or are they Lucas-esque. I'm intrigued about this Mouth of Sauron that I see from time to time, what is it and what does it do? I don't care about spoilers really.
 
will you guys stop pretending like the nazgul are gonna stop gandalf from flying to the volcano?
they are like no match

the biggest WTF moment in lotr was this

lotro-witch-king.jpg

"raaaar i am the witch king LORD of the nazgul bring it on!!!!!!!"
"No man can kill me. Die now"

*OH SNAP!!!!!! the UBER nazgul that dude looks like trouble can't wait!!*

eowyn.jpg

"sup witchboy"
"BTW im a WOMAN bitch!!!"
LordoftheRings-WitchkingKilled.jpg

"now STFU k thx bye"

*THE HELL???*

Eowyn_rare_pic.jpg

"whos next????"

i'm sure gandalf is shitting his pants right of having to fend those "badasses" off
 
I should be doing hw said:
I haven't seen the extended cuts of the movies (are there ones for all of them?), should I? Or are they Lucas-esque. I'm intrigued about this Mouth of Sauron that I see from time to time, what is it and what does it do? I don't care about spoilers really.
The extended cuts are pretty good if you like the source material. What they are not is what lucas did with special editions of star wars (going back decades later and adding new shit vs. including things that were filmed at the same time as the movies but had to be cut for time in the theatrical run).

Mouth of sauron is sauron's lieutenant in the dark tower. In the books he has a great scene. In the EE, he's a bit lame comparatively, but if you didn't know what his backstory is, he works well in the movie.
 
MrHicks said:
will you guys stop pretending like the nazgul are gonna stop gandalf from flying to the volcano?
they are like no match

the biggest WTF moment in lotr was this

http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/lotro-witch-king.jpg[/IG]
"raaar i am the witch king LORD of the nazgul bring it on!!!!!!!"
"No man can kill me. Die now"

[B]*OH SNAP!!!!!! the UBER nazgul that dude looks like trouble can't wait!!*[/B]

[IG]http://docs.voxeo.com/images/tutorials/eowyn.jpg
"sup witchboy"
"BTW im a WOMAN bitch!!!"
[IG]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p253/Palantas/Internet/Blogs/Thought%20of%20the%20Day%20Gaming/LordoftheRings-WitchkingKilled.jpg[/IG]
"now STFU k thx bye"

*THE HELL???*

[IG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SkGN0mcfvVc/Srk9W10AZaI/AAAAAAAABY4/C9Xzc8rfmBc/s320/Eowyn_rare_pic.jpg[/IMG]
"whos next????"

i'm sure gandalf is shitting his pants right of having to fend those "badasses" off

Books continue to be confusing.
 
capslock said:
Malazan Book of the Fallen Series is your friend.

It's no friend of mine.

The Black Company would have been a good answer.
 
As far as I see it the Valar saw that men would be ruling the Earth in days to come so they sent Maiar that were wise and helpful rather than sending those with flat out power to combat Sauron. They recognised that it was important to help humans help themselves so that in the future men would be able to deal with these problems themselves. Gandalfs true power came from his ability to inspire people and rally them to fight for what they believed in.
 
elrechazao said:
Read books. I know it's hard, but some 3rd graders have been able to make it through them.

how about no
i hope your not referring to the actual blade shes using cause that wasn't the point of my argument
 
MrHicks said:
how about no
i hope your not referring to the actual blade shes using cause that wasn't the point of my argument

I understand your reluctance to read books, since you evidently see phantom words and concepts in text that isn't there. Where did I mention blades? Books. B-O-O-K-S - not b l a d e s.
 
_Isaac said:
I actually really liked how all that went down. When she says "I am no man" that was an such an amazing "You go girl!" moment.

Ditto. I liked it in the book and both times I saw the movie in theaters the audience applauded after it.
 
It's crazy to think that J.R.R Tolkien came up with all this stuff all on his own, and basically laid the foundation for most fantasy stuff today.
 
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