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[chromhound]

 

[Josemayuste]

 

[analog_future]

Except she doesn't look 64.... if she had just let herself age normally without getting the "wind tunnel" look, there would be no reason for anyone to be "terrified".

You're misreading what I wrote. I'm saying it's sad that she thinks she has to go to such lengths to look like she's still in her 20s. She's terrified of aging and accepting that she's a 64 year old woman.

 

[sinnergy]

Silicone is bad for your health.

So is breathing in exhaust gasses when outside

 

[ahtlas7]

NSFW?
NSFAnywhere

 

[NoLootBoxDev]

I understand why they do "this", in a sense they want to avoid looking old and with wrinkles, but it is stupid because that is how life works, and it won't look as hideous as a woman who did plastic surgery. I have to say an old woman with multiple plastic surgeries is:

 

[SiteSeer]

die a hero or live long enough to become the villain or something.

 

[Patrick S.]

 

[Futaleufu]

She is 64, her prime was 30 years ago...

 

[sinnergy]

Those lips have suction

 

[Forsythia]

I don't know what's more shocking. Madonna looking like a plastic muppet or people here who'd fuck that monstrosity.

 

[sono]

She had an amazing life and career most would dream of all power to her

Unfortunately the surgery cannot put the light of youth in her eyes back it seems

 

[Ionian]

The everlasting pursuit of youthful beauty.. it's quite a sight to behold..

Looked up "Madonna 80's" for reference seeing I didn't remember how she used to look. Behold:

And she came onto Nile Rogers when he was producing her album.

He said no which pissed her off.

 

[UnNamed]

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Plastic and Photoshop, but she has forgotten to remove the diaper.

 

[sankt-Antonio]

Would still bang.

 

[Days like these...]

Plastic and Photoshop, but she has forgotten to remove the diaper.

What's up with her FUPA?

 

[harry mason 1989]

She looks like a demon

 

[Majormaxxx]

If I were 64, I wouldn't kick her out of bed. But her lipstick is gross. I'd discuss with her wiping it off

 

[dr_octagon]

It's like the AI drawing program with the keywords 'GTA NPC wearing Angelina Jolie face, onlyfans, drugs, nightmare'.

 

[Stitch]

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

And she came onto Nile Rogers when he was producing her album.

He said no which pissed her off.

Hmm seemed a lot more nuanced going from that interview. Frustrating to watch as well.

It's like the AI drawing program with the keywords 'GTA NPC wearing Angelina Jolie face, onlyfans, drugs, nightmare'.

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

She looks like a witcher 3 enemy.

I don't know how she thought posting a topless picture on insta was a good idea...

 

[SirTerry-T]

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Facially, I'm seeing a white version of Naomi Campbell with some slight Golluming around the eyes and mouth.

The right arm looks like it was Photoshopped on and frankly speaking, those tits are a fucking travesty.

 

[Ionian]

Hmm seemed a lot more nuanced going from that interview. Frustrating to watch as well.

Nuanced how? She asked him why he did't want to fuck her. Had partner, he litteraly says it. Watch again.

Niles is a legend in the industry, he has no need to lie. Would fuck his carrier up.

Did Madonna sue him? Nope.

Shit, she was famous for it when I was a young kid. I'm in my forties now. Sleeping around with famous people for clout. It's common knowelge and very well documented. You'd have to be living under a rock to have missed the reports.
Never been a scandal about him. Her, well ... there's always Google. She has been well documented fucking people she worked with. That's on her. Not to say it's bad but it was hardly a good look. He just said no, no big deal.

 

[phranctoast]

Funny topic about a woman who is 64 years old

 

[Richard Packer]

I'd still hit. Shoot, Helen Mirren looks good to me still. Angela Bassett is in her 60s too... There's some dang good looking older women
!

I'd fuck em all too brother, or at least, I'd watch you fuck them, brother.

 

[dr_octagon]

Funny topic about a woman who is 64 years old

She identifies as plastic and known is HydrocarboMadonna.

Pronouns are silicon/graft.

 

[lostinblue]

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Instantly reminded me of God of War's Medusas

 

[Winter John]

Despite your diatribe I never said there was anything wrong with bringing underground music to the masses I just don't think it's worthy of much credit maybe because I've been listening to House/Dance (whatever you want to call it) before Madonna invented it.

Diatribe? If you think that was a diatribe I don't know what to say. I just hope you didn't hit your head too hard on your fainting couch. While your down there how about you tell us all about your history with house music. Share your expertise with us.

 

[01011001]

WTF. Her tits are connected.

wireless boobs are really expensive!

 

[Slicker than your average]

It makes you wonder what gaf members used to jerk off to her.

Come on we know you exist. Speak and be heard.

 

[BennyBlanco]

 

[Days like these...]

Diatribe? If you think that was a diatribe I don't know what to say. I just hope you didn't hit your head too hard on your fainting couch. While your down there how about you tell us all about your history with house music. Share your expertise with us.

Move Your body by Marshall Jefferson was seminal in the forming my musical tastes at a very young age. Early Nervous Records and Strictly Rythym. Masters at work, David Morales, Blaze, Dj Spen, Roy Davis Jr, Peven everett etc. Pm me we can talk house if you like.

Some of my all time favorites:
River Ocean. featuring India Love and Happiness
Cajmere Percolator
Blaze Lovely Dae
Frankie Knuckles Tears

 

[Shh]

I have no idea why people think this looks good. This could be her twin brother.

 

[BennyBlanco]

I have no idea why people think this looks good. This could be her twin brother.

They’d be triplets

 

[Shh]

They’d be triplets

I’m at a loss for words.

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

 

[Winter John]

Move Your body by Marshall Jefferson was seminal in the forming my musical tastes at a very young age. Early Nervous Records and Strictly Rythym. Masters at work, David Morales, Blaze, Dj Spen, Roy Davis Jr, Peven everett etc. Pm me we can talk house if you like.

You don't want to give her credit because you've listened to the DJs she literally came up with? Madonna was from the disco circuit. She was hanging around the Danceteria and the Palladium with Morales, Sanchez and that whole crew. They've worked on her records. They've toured with her. She couldn't have done more for them, but according to you she doesn't deserve credit for helping the artists who were "seminal in the forming my musical tastes at a very young age." Wut?

 

[Days like these...]

You don't want to give her credit because you've listened to the DJs she literally came up with? Madonna was from the disco circuit. She was hanging around the Danceteria and the Palladium with Morales, Sanchez and that whole crew. They've worked on her records. They've toured with her. She couldn't have done more for them, but according to you she doesn't deserve credit for helping the artists who were "seminal in the forming my musical tastes at a very young age." Wut?

Yeah those djs that remixed her songs made her "cool" not the other way around. Jumping on the dance bandwagon and making it cool for the unwashed masses is not deserving of credit imo. She can have credit for her shitty like a virgin and lucky stars or whatever but that's all the credit she'll get from me. We'll just have to agree to disagree. Marshall Jefferson, Ten city, Juan Atkins, Derrick May, Masters at Work, Frankie Knuckles, David Morales, Junior Vazquez and the list goes on and on were all doing their own thing actually INNOVATING music and inventing genres no "help" from Madonna needed.

 

[Brigandier]

She actually looks dead inside....

 

[Rest]

Lol Wtf is going on in Hollywood and plastic surgery? Talk about pure desperation.

Lol this photo has filters. She looks weirder than that.

 

[belmarduk]

1996, would smash.

2022, would smash with the power of the fucking sun.

Best thing about getting old is you gain access to the MILF buffet and they are every bit as good as teenange you (they would not look twice at) thought they would be. Happy days.

Holy shit. I always thought Angela Basset was black. Maybe I was thinking of someone else?

 

[It's all in the wrist]

Y'all remember when she sucked out Drake's soul on stage?

 

[nush]

Holy shit. I always thought Angela Basset was black. Maybe I was thinking of someone else?

She's no Pam Grier.

 

[chromhound]

 

[Rest]

If you get too close to her you contract a new form of sexually transmitted disease that causes spiders to burst out of your asshole.

That's not the worst one I've heard of.

 

[Rest]

Y'all remember when she sucked out Drake's soul on stage?

Looks like he's never tasted denture cream before.

 

[Rest]

I've just looked at Helen Mirren and she has been hit with the ugly plastic baseball bat too so forgive me it turns out all Hollywood people are freaks.

I can't find any evidence of this. Stop telling lies.

 

[*Nightwing]

We’re all gonna get old some day if we lucky to live long enough, but that whole aging with grace thing?… yeah this ain’t and example of that

 

[DeafTourette]

Holy shit. I always thought Angela Basset was black. Maybe I was thinking of someone else?

That's Alex Kingston, dude.

And yes, Angela Bassett is black. She's the Black Panther's mother in the Black Panther movies.