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[DeafTourette]

So tough getting older

Eh... I have a friend who's in her 50s and looks GREAT! BODY looks better than a lot of 20-somethings. No lie. And Angela Bassett is in her 60s and STILL looks amazing!

Shoot... I'm almost 50 and I look younger than most my age.

 

[nush]

Angela Bassett is in her 60s too... There's some dang good looking older women

1996, would smash.

2022, would smash with the power of the fucking sun.

Best thing about getting old is you gain access to the MILF buffet and they are every bit as good as teenange you (they would not look twice at) thought they would be. Happy days.

 

[LegendOfKage]

Uniboob. Dylan Harper has it too.

Did Madonna always have that, or is that sometimes a result of getting work done there? If it's the latter, I have to wonder if that's a somewhat random result, or if some people request it?

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Some of you guys are into Helen Mirren?

 

[En Sama]

After the initial shock she looks relatively OK.

 

[En Sama]

Is that what they do? Combine the two saggy tits into one boob? Its a bold strategy Cotton lets see if it pays off.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Is that what they do? Combine the two saggy tits into one boob? Its a bold strategy Cotton lets see if it pays off.

Siamese Tits.

 

[DeafTourette]

1996, would smash.

2022, would smash with the power of the fucking sun.

Best thing about getting old is you gain access to the MILF buffet and they are every bit as good as teenange you (they would not look twice at) thought they would be. Happy days.

Bruv... She has been my crush since I first saw her on ER... And she STILL looked Amazing on Doctor Who! Alex Kingston... Make me yours, woman!

 

[En Sama]

You know what though Madonna actually bangs. I went and listened to a few of her tracks Like a prayer True blue she was a talented musician before she turned into a waxwork dummy.

 

[DeafTourette]

Did Madonna always have that, or is that sometimes a result of getting work done there? If it's the latter, I have to wonder if that's a somewhat random result, or if some people request it?

Surgery... Look up her nudes on Google or something... Her boobs before looked MUCH different

I have a couple friends with natural large boobs that resemble Madonna's new ones ...

 

[nush]

Bruv... She has been my crush since I first saw her on ER... And she STILL looked Amazing on Doctor Who! Alex Kingston... Make me yours, woman!

ER? You were late to the party.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

I talk Mad shit, but I'd justify my love across that plasticine pair and then teach her the melodies of my people, those born after 1850, kept alive by hopes and dreams and not cabinets full of drugs and and enough gelatin to make you buoyant enough to float through a swimming pool full of classy ass blackberry syrup.

Sorry about that.

Also, I hate The Christmas Story for all of it's content, but appreciate it for it's cultural value. I'm FAR too lazy to actually post that in the right thread.

 

[DeafTourette]

ER? You were late to the party.

I'm American, so most of us were late. LOL

 

[MAtgS]

Some of you guys are into Helen Mirren?

What's her most recent nude scene? Any from this decade?

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Spoiler

NSFW
Gross

To be honest? I'd fuck her raw. Her skin looks really good.
But, as others have mentioned, the plastic surgery isn't so appealing and with that said, I'd give her a fantastic night, given she parts with her private reserves, (expensive alcohol) lol.

With that said.. I have something to say... I am crushing on a 65 year old woman, but she looks fucking fine compared to Madonna. She's Natural, Mexican... shit. That said, don't goad me here, about it. It's something I discovered recently.
I am so into her... oi. I can tell this woman takes care of herself. Maybe I will make a thread on this subject, because I want to pursue her, even if it's just a fling. I want something with her.

 

[Tams]

 

[Valedix]

 

[The ninja farmer]

Does she still have the hands of a 17th century witch ?

The uni boob, it’s quite hypnotic

 

[The Pleasure]

Can’t lie, I’d smash the fuck out of that. I love plastic tits.

Bruh. You a fan of them Tupperware titties?

 

[The Pleasure]

Is that what they do? Combine the two saggy tits into one boob? Its a bold strategy Cotton lets see if it bounces off.

Fixed.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

What's her most recent nude scene? Any from this decade?

Ya.

But more like 1920s.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

The everlasting pursuit of youthful beauty.. it's quite a sight to behold..

Looked up "Madonna 80's" for reference seeing I didn't remember how she used to look. Behold:

 

[Drew1440]

The Madtv skit still check out

 

[Garibaldi]

Did anyone else try to reply to Madonna?

 

[thefool]

What happened to aging gracefully?

 

[sinnergy]

I would suck those tits dry

 

[VN1X]

100% she's drinking the blood of infants.

 

[PumpkinPie]

She looks ridiculous.

 

[Winter John]

I don't listen to her music it's not my thing, but I don't think she gets the credit she deserves. She boosted the Beastie Boys career, she went out of her way to fuck with the religious right and she hired William Orbit. She's probably done a shit load more but just them 3 things alone make her ok in my book

 

[Days like these...]

I don't listen to her music it's not my thing, but I don't think she gets the credit she deserves. She boosted the Beastie Boys career, she went out of her way to fuck with the religious right and she hired William Orbit. She's probably done a shit load more but just them 3 things alone make her ok in my book

She gets more credit than she deserves imo. She just "borrowed" from the underground/subculture music scenes and brought it to the masses with the help of MTV.

 

[Patrick S.]

I would suck those tits dry

Silicone is bad for your health.

 

[pesaddict]

Cocaines a hell if a drug

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Did Madonna always have that, or is that sometimes a result of getting work done there? If it's the latter, I have to wonder if that's a somewhat random result, or if some people request it?

I do not believe she had one previously. I'm certainly not someone with an extensive catalog in my brain of all the women I know of that have uniboobs either. *cough*

 

[Saiyan-Rox]

She looks like when she's finished with you she'd unhook her jaw and swallow your head whole.

Such a shame so many people fall into the plastic surgery crap.

 

[Max_Po]

Spoiler alert, thats a COD skin for 2100 COD funny money.

 

[MHubert]

What happened to aging gracefully?

If you age like a McD cheeseburger, you win the game

 

[Winter John]

She gets more credit than she deserves imo. She just "borrowed" from the underground/subculture music scenes and brought it to the masses with the help of MTV.

Every artist who has ever existed "borrows" from others. If your gonna use that as a reason then your gonna have to throw out every record you own. As for bringing the masses attention to subcultures, what's wrong with that? There ain't an artist on the planet that doesn't want success, recognition and money for their work. Fuck, there probably wasn't an artist on the planet that would've turned down the chance to work with Madonna in her prime. You think when she called William Orbit. I'll say that again, fuckin William Strange Cargo Orbit. You think that when he got that phone call he gave one second of thought to the house scene he was from? You think he thought, oh no if I work with Madonna the masses will find out about me, and dumb pretentious fucks will call me a sell out? No. I guarantee his first thought was he'd just won the lottery.

 

[crazy monkey]

She is 64. Most still would. This is a bad photographs.

 

[V1LÆM]

looks like the mommy in barbarian.

 

[darrylgorn]

Uhhhm... Am I the only one that thinks that is the first time she's actually looked attractive?

 

[Scotty W]

She looks ridiculous.

You better check yoself before you wreck yoself,
Silicon in yo mouth be bad fo yo health fool

 

[Porcile]

Madonna has really small nipples too so the nipple size to boob size now is completely disproportionate.

 

[Days like these...]

She looks like when she's finished with you she'd unhook her jaw and swallow your head whole.

Such a shame so many people fall into the plastic surgery crap.

 

[Fermbiz]

I love me some freaky looking gilfs.

 

[Days like these...]

Every artist who has ever existed "borrows" from others. If your gonna use that as a reason then your gonna have to throw out every record you own. As for bringing the masses attention to subcultures, what's wrong with that? There ain't an artist on the planet that doesn't want success, recognition and money for their work. Fuck, there probably wasn't an artist on the planet that would've turned down the chance to work with Madonna in her prime. You think when she called William Orbit. I'll say that again, fuckin William Strange Cargo Orbit. You think that when he got that phone call he gave one second of thought to the house scene he was from? You think he thought, oh no if I work with Madonna the masses will find out about me, and dumb pretentious fucks will call me a sell out? No. I guarantee his first thought was he'd just won the lottery.

Despite your diatribe I never said there was anything wrong with bringing underground music to the masses I just don't think it's worthy of much credit maybe because I've been listening to House/Dance (whatever you want to call it) before Madonna invented it.

 

[Impotaku]

She's just a plastic girl in a microplastics world.

FTFY

 

[daffyduck]

It just makes me sad, how many are clearly terrified of aging. You're 64. It's okay to look like you're 64.

Except she doesn't look 64.... if she had just let herself age normally without getting the "wind tunnel" look, there would be no reason for anyone to be "terrified".

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[Days like these...]

I'd take Pinhead over Mags anyday

 

[Dr. Suchong]

She looks like she's trying to pull her own head off in protest.