Yep, I'm joining that club. I'm choosing to out myself now to grant you all a bit of clarity over what happened last Night, because my power is quite unique and me clarifying all of this for you right now benefits FunTown
in the end, which is in direct reference to what I'm about to reveal:
I have a 2-shot portable Lightning Rod hand-out ability at Night; the role flavour states that I have two Princess Peach-themed handkerchiefs in my purse, and when I drop one in front of somebody/my chosen target, that person is shoved out of line by the mob of guys scrambling to bend down and and pick it up for me.
Now here's the shit:
I'm a NoFun-aligned player, who becomes FunTown AFTER I've dropped both of my Peach 'kerchiefs/given out both my Lightning Rods, as I'd have "finally gained a respect for the merchandise".
The second catch is that I started out without access to and "will forever be separate from" the main NoFun contingent and the private mafia chat, "because you're a special snowflake", role flavour-wise. That bit of text was also partly my reason for all the Frozen references >_> I'm entirely un-recruitable and never privy to the NoFun party chat because I'm going to become a FunTown member after my 2-shots are used up.
Essentially, I exist to fuck up everything for EVERYBODY ELSE twice, then I become a FunTown-aligned Ordinary Kid afterwards.
Also, if I happen to drop a Peach 'kerchief in front of/give a Lightning Rod to a main NoFun member, we BOTH instantly die that Night, and the Lightning Rod effect isn't activated, because I'd "leave the store with him to fulfill your manic pixie dream. Who needs an NX when you find love at first sight?". I know that you all really won't trust me when I say that, but that's literally what this dumb role PM says about that and since I'm going to become a FunTown member after I hand this last Rod/'kerchief out, I really have no reason to lie to you all.
I gave one of my Lightning Rods to Sorian last Night, resulting in all last Night's used powers targeting him. Besides me wanting to redirect NoFun's Night Kill towards him in honour of Karkador's demise, Sorian was also the first holder of one of my distributed pills, the blue one. Those were purely symbolic. He was always going to be my first target, by his own unwitting choice.
And since he received my 'kerchief and
I'm not dead, it must lend some credence to his Neutral role claim, no?
Yet... Sorian lives. :/ In this case, to my understanding, it
must have been Fireblend's claimed switch, along with NoFun's mafia kill, that occurred last Night. Hence, my Rod kicking in and Fireblend switching Ourobolus with Sorian instead of switching him with RetroMG as he mentioned, and Ourobolus dying instead of Sorian, who must have been NoFun's original target last Night (which makes my giving him a Lightning Rod moot, in hindsight). :/ It's all a clusterduck with this switcheroo + Rod tomfoolery.
There could have been a 3rd-party SK redirected towards Ouro as well, who knows with this apparent game of Role Madness,
CzarTim/Palmer. ¬_¬ With this smaller game size though, I doubt one exists, unless Sorian's been lying and is actually a Neutral Arsonist, and his "Cowlicks" are the equivalent of dousing people until he chooses to ignite all his targets in one go. Basically, I'm saying that I don't believe you're harmless at all, Sorian.
Fireblend is both confused and confusing as fuck right now because of my Lightning Rod distribution to Sorian last Night, which most likely explains his RetroMG-not-Ourobolus naming disaster in his role claim post. Should've composed yourself, brah. I don't know what other powers may have kicked in last Night to affect all this cowpat, but NO MORE ROLE CLAIMS, PLEASE. Mine is the last one you'll all need today, trust me.
I know I could plead to you all to spare my currently-NoFun ass for a handful more Day/Night cycles by asking you all to basically vote for who you want to die on a coming Night and letting me give my Rod/'kerchief to him, but duck that, I'm not going to follow any of your planking suggestions.
What I AM going to do though, is tell you all straight-up right now; I'm going to give my second, final Lightning Rod to LaunchpadMcQ tonight. If you all remember, he was the second to pick a pill, specifically, he's holding onto the red Blarg pill, but that was just a symbolic gesture of course, heh.
So, I'm following through with that gesture tonight, for Karkador and for glory. If you all truly believe LaunchpadMcQ is Town, then you all better lynch me today, because he's been a scandalous Feel Aggressor since the beginning of the game and I'm going to duck his suspiciou-ass the quack up tonight or die trying (because whether he's NoFun or not, I'll be taking him down with me UNLESS he's both FunTown AND NoFun team decides not to kill tonight. Is that even a possible decision on their part, to decide not to kill on a Night?).
I don't care if Fireblend uses his claimed switching power to try and save him tonight; if I live through this Day I'm giving this Lightning Rod to LaunchpadMcQ tonight no matter what, and whoever dies in his place will be on Fireblend's game-conscience, not mine.
He's a potential nuisance to my personal plan tonight, admittedly, but before you continue to pursue lynching Fireblend today,
kindly take into consideration my Rod distribution last Night frying his understanding of the proceedings.
Honestly, my choice would be to lynch cabbeh today to get the Miller claim out of the way, as it's unverifiable except through lynching (but now that Kark's dead, aren't we all?).
tl;dr: BRING ON THE GORMLESS POLICY LYNCH, BECAUSE NONE OF YOU CAN READ THE FUTURE LIKE I CAN AND IT'S A CRYING SHAME