LaunchpadMcQ
Banned
VOTE: FIREBLEND
2016 is the year of the Vita, anyway.
Look at this shit, he's been watching us the entire time.
VOTE: FIREBLEND
2016 is the year of the Vita, anyway.
Firedork said:Recently Divorced Dad
Who knows where is all went wrong? Sharon and you just drifted apart. Sometimes these things happen. Sure, your affair with a 20-year-old Applebees waitress didnt help. But in your defense, Sharon had really let herself go after three kids and that cancer scare.
Now you are just days away from the custody hearing and you have to convince your eldest son, Gilbert, that one weekend a month is not enough. Why that kid hates you so much is anyones guess, but its probably that bitch Sharon poisoning his mind. Yeah, that has to be it. If you can get one of these dumb game consoles, hell be sure to take your side. And youll stop at nothing to buy your sons love.
You are a No-Fun-Allowed-aligned (Mafia) Jack of All Trades.
Once in the game you may tattletale on another player by sending me the night action TATTLETALE: <player name> That player will appear to be No-Fun-Allowed-aligned if investigated.
Once in the game you may switch any two players by sending me the night action MISTAKEN IDENTITY: <player name> and <player name>. Any night actions performed on one player will be performed on the other.
Once in the game you may knock over another player by sending me the night action SHOVE: <player name> That player will be unable to perform any actions that night.
You may also perform your factions night kill by sending me the night action REMOVE: <player name>
You may only perform one night action per night.
You win if No-Fun-Allowed-aligned players hold a majority vote.
Jesus Christ, some of these flavors are cutting deep.
Got an ex-wife named Sharon?
Maybe I have a custody battle for my kid named Gilbert. Nah, the flavor is just intense, I don't know what I was expecting.
Mmhmm.
I feel bad. Batsnacks actually died. Everyone else left the line.
I thought Nintendo was family friendly.
Don't be like Becky, you killed the kid that was trying to support his mom when no one else could. Let that soak in.
This is worse than that kid killing in AC.
HobohodoCan someone link me to the kid killing in AC? I always hear you guys talking about it but I couldn't find it. (I admit I didn't look extremely hard). Alternatively, just tell me who's death it was and I can probably find it.
Hobohodo
Although the reactions in the main Mafia thread were the best part.
Yeah. Fran, Darryl, hobo...Man, AC... we lost some good men because of that game. :c
Yeah. Fran, Darryl, hobo...
;_;
Holy shit, that night 5/day 6 opening. You people went full fucking thunderdome. I would have been having a conniption.
I feel bad. Batsnacks actually died. Everyone else left the line.
I thought Nintendo was family friendly.
I appreciate that Tim is editing in these badly photoshoppedharry potter bookNX pictures into the OP.
I mean that as a term of endearment, I find the picture quite funny.
It's not even photoshop, it's just done in ms paint .
VOLUNTEER
YOU TROLL SORIAN, YOU BUMPED THE THREE TO SCARE US
What is going on
VOLUNTEER
Rachael Leigh Cook: Karkador
Burbeting said:Younger Sibling
Johnny is in line to get the new Nintendo because Mom said he could have one if he got straight As and he did even though Im pretty sure he cheated on his Algebra finals because I did not see him study once and when I asked him about it he told me to mind my own business but when I said Id tell Mom he promised to let me come with him to get the console and I even get to pick out a game but he was like dont embarrass me but I didnt even do anything and now all these people are here and its like a cool party so Im just following people around but everyone keeps ignoring me and its super boring and I want to go home but Johnny said we cant yet and I was the one who wanted to tag along and please stay away from him because he doesnt want people to think we are related and and and...
You are a Fun-aligned (Town) Watcher.
Each night you may Watch someone by sending me the night action TAG ALONG: <player name>. You will see who visits that player (if any) but not what actions are performed.
Being a younger sibling has trained you in the art of watching others without notice.
You win if all No-Fun-Allowed-aligned players are removed from the list.
Threads to pursue in this day phase:
1. Blarg making up a roleclaim that cleared Fireblend. He backtracked on it and claimed that it wasnt his intention to do that, but the backtrack felt forced to me. Whats more, it could be seen as a backtrack due to Fireblend being on his way out and wanting to distance himself from the situation.
2. Timeaisis has been far too complacent and agreeing with a lot of what Ive said and done. I dont like it when people agree with me in mafia. It usually means that theyre trying to surf their way through to the end on someone elses coattails.
3.roytheone is the one person I dont have a read on. I mean, hes here and he says things, but he doesnt stand out to me. Sorry Roy, unless youre doing this on purpose, then screw you scum.
4. Sorian is dead last on this list, because he is pro-town, at least for the moment. But thats just it, its just for the moment. Even in the last phase, there was some friction between us, and its imperative to remember that at the very least, this guy is neutral; worst-case scenario, hes scum.
P.S. I dont have enough of a read on squidy, but that does not mean I am dismissing him. Im going to keep my eye on him to see how he acts and make a determination on him from there.