The Kamigawa block vignettes are still my favorite short stories in Magic history.
Eight and a Half Tales
Thankless Child
War's Wage
The Feldon story from The Colors of Magic is also great.
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Magic: the Gathering - Battle for Zendikar |OT| Lands matter (but nothing else does)
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Eight and a Half Tales
Thankless Child
War's Wage
The Feldon story from The Colors of Magic is also great.
Loran's Smile
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I still would have greatly preferred the Expeditions text to be the white w/clear background.
Step 1: Find your cousin.
Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon.
Step 3: Find another cousin.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I'm sorry but this looks like Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light got a chance to do some Zendikar art. Pass.
Haha. Yeah. Most of Origins was a black mark on their legacy of generally awesome flavour text. Actually. Most of Origins was just a flavour fail in all ways.
divisionbyzorro
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Some of you guys might not be aware of the manner in which flavor text and card names are actually put together. It's quite fascinating, actually. It's all outsourced to a pool of freelancers who "compete" against each other. Submissions are then voted on by WotC internally (and sometimes, sure they come up with something on their own). But the creative "spark" for these bits of flavor doesn't actually come from within the organization by and large:
http://www.rocketjump.com/listen/card-names-flavor-text-with-james-pianka-64
http://www.rocketjump.com/listen/card-names-flavor-text-with-james-pianka-64
Huh. I didn't realize this. I always thought it was impressive that a core group of writers could sit down and spit out so much creativity on an indefinite basis.
SigmasonicX
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Blogatog poll for new Magic worlds
Poll for returning worlds
It's on twitter too.
EDIT: One of the guys over at the Penny Arcade Magic thread is actually a freelance flavor text writer and card namer.
Poll for returning worlds
It's on twitter too.
EDIT: One of the guys over at the Penny Arcade Magic thread is actually a freelance flavor text writer and card namer.
Etrian Oddity
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That new landfall R/G is gonna be fierce in an Atarka deck with four Commands.
Laughable. Absolutely laughable. Shame on whoever actually puts that kind of money down on a card like this.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I don't actually think Atarka's Command's landfall mode is good at all. I tried it for a bit and since its a two card combo, it usually just kind of fell flat a little too often where I'd either have Atarka's Command and not enough lands or no Atarka's Command and too many lands because I stacked the deck too much.
Etrian Oddity
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Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I'd either have Atarka's Command and not enough lands or no Atarka's Command and too many lands because I stacked the deck too much with lands to force that.
Extra lands is usually an area where you really need more cards to enable playing more land per turn. I mean, an Explosive Vegetation or Rampant Growth thing, I guess.
Atarka's command is literally the only way i could see Undergrowth scavenger being decent, Drop him, next turn swing, drop land (or fetchland) and +1/+1, so he's a 4/4, or a 5/5 if you have a fetch. Who know's maybe there's a naya deck somewhere with exquisite firecraft, atarka's command, dromoka's command, and all the guys that get bigger in green (mana gorger hydra, den protector, deathmist raptor, Undergrowth Champion).
These are the type of idea's i get then go build a deck in cockatrice, give up on after a few hours, then 3 months later all of the sudden its in a top 8 at scg and im like, but you just get destroyed by control!
These are the type of idea's i get then go build a deck in cockatrice, give up on after a few hours, then 3 months later all of the sudden its in a top 8 at scg and im like, but you just get destroyed by control!
Etrian Oddity
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I want a landfall/prowess Atarka or Naya deck to succeed. Managorger, Swiftspear, Abbot and Seeker as the primary engine. Seems too fragile as of right now though, I keep tinkering with it.
"God's Beard!"
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I'm sorry but this looks like Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light got a chance to do some Zendikar art. Pass.
As much as I love Veronique, from the time I spent with her I could see why her art ended up like this. She doesn't give a flying fuck about industry commissions and just wants to make her own art.
She probably only came back to MTG on the condition that she could basically make the land look however she wants. Probably why she's only been on promos this set so far.
I mean, if she's doing assignments like this for Bethesda, I doubt if WotC could reel her in:
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I don't like her art in general.
What are you? Some kind of Baroque hipster?
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
"Okay guys, I'm here now"
"God's Beard!"
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I refuse to use any other basics than hers. Huge fan of her forest and island.
I mean I agree Trample is a big deal but I don't think the difference is so clear cut. On turn 4, Incarnate is a 4/4 and Grumbler is a 3/3, that makes the former much better on defense and less vulnerable to removal. The next turn, if you draw a land, they attack as a 5/5 Trample and a 5/4 respectively. Clearly Grumbler wins there. However, what about on future turns? Is a 5/5 trample always better than a 6/4? 7/4? 8/4? What about the turns you don't draw a land? The turns you have to play defense? Like Incarnate clearly doesn't have the explosive potential that say Grumbler may have with fethclands or say Harrow if it gets reprinted but there are too many examples where Incarnate is better for me to feel that Grumbler is a strict or even just huge upgrade.
Is this a WWE thing (Diva's Revolution)? What happened?
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I know people are salty about the full art lands having a text box (so, not really being full art), but, ew:
They have black outline on the text on real cards so it doesn't end up looking like that
Yes, they tried to act like the women were going to start getting better treatment than "they're all crazy and get a 5 minute match every week," but then they just called up Sasha Banks, Charlotte and Becky Lynch and kept doing the same thing, while also constantly spamming a hashtag like it was different now.
Make big announcement that they're bringing up these really good women's wrestlers and make a big show of it. But because the underlying booking/management hasn't changed on the main roster and the current top girls have institutional protection, its not working because too much of the same is still going on.
FreedomFrisbee
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I'm with God's Beard on this one. That flooded strand art is great. I wish Wizards would go back to having more stylistic pieces like this.
Joe Molotov
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If I ever get nouveau riche, I'm filling up my McMansion with Innistrad art.
I know people are salty about the full art lands having a text box (so, not really being full art), but, ew:
It looks bad because it's not a well done photoshop. Look at other examples of full art cards.
Newer Frame:
Older Promo Frame:
The textbox on the Expeditions is too opaque for a "Full Art" card, imo. The art on a lot of them is great but the frame is just garbage compared to their previous frame options.
It looks bad because it's not a well done photoshop. Look at other examples of full art cards.
Newer Frame:
Older Promo Frame:
I get that. I like most of the other designs for full art cards (especially in the style of Languis, which still retains the completely transparent text boxes), but I don't think the ZE frame (specifically the curved corners and the busy bevel) work very well for when the text is just floating over the image. The execution of the overlaid text on the Arid Mesa is a bit better, but I still don't think it feels very natural.
If they were really serious, I'd rather see them printed as textless full art cards:
If Cryptic Command can have a textless version, I don't see why these lands can't, as well.
Edit:
Middle one is how it would look:
Yeah, the one of the right looks great. But I still prefer the one of the left to the one in the middle.
SigmasonicX
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I'm pretty sure Cryptic Command is the reason they don't make textless versions anymore.
divisionbyzorro
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I have a textless Searing Blaze in my cube. That's a really fun one to explain to newer players.
"God's Beard!"
Member
I can't stand textless cards because they always wind up looking like inserts or tokens. They actually make playing the game less fun because some jackass always loves filling their commander deck with obscure textless cards nobody cares about just so they can explain their cards to everyone every game.
Shuggananas
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God's Beard!";178139435][URL="https://deckbox.org/sets/995603?s=i&o=d said:
aether vial and sensei diving top are this expensive ? fuckin hell lol, I think I got some of these
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
God's Beard!";178139435][URL="https://deckbox.org/sets/995603?s=i&o=d said:
Trading directly is the most outmoded thing ever because you'll never strike any particularly good deals, its always something someone actually wants for something you....sorta want. Pucatrade actually works pretty well in that regard.
divisionbyzorro
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Sensei's Divining Top is a miserable card and will almost certainly never be reprinted.
Actually, thinking about it, that's probably not true. Conspiracy 2 would be the right kind of set to reprint that thing in if you wanted to increase supply. Outside of that, I can't imagine putting it anywhere else. You don't want to put it in Commander because you don't want to encourage that kind of behavior. You don't want to put it in a Duel Deck because it doesn't really fit with that audience.
Alternately, ban the damn card in Legacy and be done with it.
Actually, thinking about it, that's probably not true. Conspiracy 2 would be the right kind of set to reprint that thing in if you wanted to increase supply. Outside of that, I can't imagine putting it anywhere else. You don't want to put it in Commander because you don't want to encourage that kind of behavior. You don't want to put it in a Duel Deck because it doesn't really fit with that audience.
Alternately, ban the damn card in Legacy and be done with it.
Yep, they have spiked recently
http://www.mtgstocks.com/cards/5663
http://www.mtgstocks.com/cards/5430
I keep hearing that I need to start using pucatrade. Haven't taken the time yet tho
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
GB doesn't like it because reasons
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