Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Will include this in the next OP.
STANDARD CHANGES
As announced in this article, Standard will use the new "three-and-one model" starting from the spring 2018 set. What does this mean? Well:
* No more small sets. Starting from the spring 2018 set, every Standard set will be large and drafted by itself.
* That also means no more blocks. Or rather, the block structure is allowed to be very fluid now. One world might get only one set, while another might get two or even three. Sets that take place on the same world might not be mechanically connected, even if they are right after each other.
* Core sets are back, in their old summer slot, starting 2018. Compared to before, where they tried to appeal to both beginners and experts and thus muddled the message, they will err on the side of appealing to beginners. Still, there is appeal to experienced players in that they will act as places to print relevant Standard cards without too much concern for fitting them into a world or set theme.
* The Masterpiece rarity has been downgraded from evergreen to only a sometimes thing. Masterpiece cards are exciting reprints printed at a higher rarity than mythic rare, and they did very well at first, but they had diminishing returns, and caused all kinds of problems with card prices. The fall 2017 set Ixalor will not have Masterpieces.
Standard rotation will remain the same as it is now, with the oldest four sets leaving every fall release.
It's "Ixalan." I think you're confusing it with Ixidor, the morph guy lol