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[Kurita]

Hold on to ya butt!

 

[brotkasten]

Sony has godly first party developers though. I'm excited with what they'll bring.

While Sony got lots of first party games, they aren't even that great or better. I only bought the PS3 because of the Sony exclusives. I got 5 games so far and I'm probably going to buy Beyond when it comes out.

 

[upandaway]

I'm going with ios/android next gen.

So far all 3 systems that came out have been largely disappointing.

I could probably go another entire generation with just my DS and PSP (I've been playing like 5 hours daily for a while now and the wishlist is still overwhelming!).. it's hard to imagine the 3DS not growing up in the same curve. Dunno about consoles though, Valkyria Chronicles and Demon's Souls are still the only two console games I want to play this gen outside of the Wii.

Welp none of the streams can stay consistent at 720p for me, why do I deserve this

 

[Kurita]

Goodbye GAF

 

[brotkasten]

And here we go.

 

[dakkumauji]

Time to be slightly more bored at work.

 

[brotkasten]

"look at all the people we fired and dont work for us anymore!"

 

[Stat Flow]

so i can post live reastions with my mangaf brethren? <3

 

[Angry Grimace]

God are they still going on and on about making the Xbox the "center of the living room?"

 

[brotkasten]

so i can post live reastions with my mangaf brethren? <3

As long as we don't use GIFs, why not?

God are they still going on and on about making the Xbox the "center of the living room?"

Because that's still their goal.

 

[Stat Flow]

Fuck your Living room.

Fuck Kinect.

give me games

 

[brotkasten]

Fuck your Living room.

Fuck Kinect.

give me games

It's all about the games you don't like, Bro.

Interactive. Connected. Experiences.

Believe.

 

[Angry Grimace]

As long as we don't use GIFs, why not?



Because that's still their goal.

No shit. I just don't care about that shit because I have a bunch of other, better devices for all that crap

 

[Stinky]

XBOX ONE WHAT

 

[bigkrev]

Xbox One?!?

Really?

 

[Angry Grimace]

come the fuck on Xbox One? Dafuq

 

[brotkasten]

Hardware looks great.

No shit. I just don't care about that shit because I have a bunch of other, better devices for all that crap

I have an HTPC that laughs at that crap, but that's not the case for many other people.

 

[dakkumauji]

Xbox One is such a terrible name.

 

[Akito]

Not as bad as "Wii U" but they've tried

 

[Stat Flow]

Horrible name.

:\

 

[survivor]

PS4 is four times more powerful than Xbox One lolololol

 

[Stat Flow]

I do appreciate that they showed the console and name at the very beginning.

 

[brotkasten]

Yes, great, ENTERTAINMENT EXPERIENCES.

 

[Angry Grimace]

So the gimmick is fucking talking to my Xbox?

 

[bigkrev]

That console looks like a gigantic VCR

 

[Stat Flow]

I have no friends, fuck you Microsoft.

 

[Akito]

Xbox, go home

 

[brotkasten]

The name is stupid, the hardware looks really great, I haven't watched live tv in 7 years, no games.

FUCK.

 

[Glass Rebel]

I swear you guys move at mach speed

oh shit xbox

 

[Angry Grimace]

Dude this presentation seems fake. Why would the music already be playing and the movie already be halfway into the movie?

 

[Kurita]

Xbox, go home

Xbox go ly down

 

[brotkasten]

Dude this presentation seems fake. Why would the music already be playing and the movie already be halfway into the movie?

It's a staged presentation, because they don't want another avatar shoe incident anymore. They all have been since that E3.

 

[Stat Flow]

Yes, I have a Windows phone! HAHAHAHA

 

[bigkrev]

Alright, this snap feature is kinda cool. Pull up a FAQ on the side of the screen when you need it!

 

[brotkasten]

Yes, I have a Windows phone! HAHAHAHA

Wait, what?

 

[Glass Rebel]

Xbox go ly down

it's

go ly dow,

dude

 

[Stat Flow]

Casually lamping on my Surface...

 

[curlyfriski]

Oh right that Xbox thing is today

 

[Kurita]

SKype on Xbox, megaton

 

[Angry Grimace]

It's a staged presentation, because they don't want another avatar shoe incident anymore. They all have been since that E3.

I've never watched one before. I'm still wondering where games are.

*lol at "Skype end call" and then the guy keeps talking and he says it again

 

[brotkasten]

Yes, more US crap.

 

[Akito]

Alright, this snap feature is kinda cool. Pull up a FAQ on the side of the screen when you need it!

My TV is not big enough for that. And I already have a tablet for that any way.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Everyone already has devices that do all of these except without the awkward talking shit

 

[brotkasten]

My TV is not big enough for that. And I already have a tablet for that any way.

Tablet you say? I'm sure you'd LOVE to use the new SmartGlass 2.0 app with you Xbox One!

 

[Angry Grimace]

"Xbox play games"


...*crickets*

 

[Kurita]

Games pls

 

[Stinky]

I dont need any of this.

Does the xbox one play manga

 

[upandaway]

this is silly

 

[brotkasten]

"I'm not standing here to show any games, but to talk about them. Enjoy."

 

[Kurita]

Unbelievable. Nothing happened.