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March Wrasslin' |OT| Don't Forget, You're Here Forever.

Mahonay

Banned
If you have the Network you can watch everything

If you have anything else, you can watch the preshow matches that aren't the US title because John Cena isn't holding it this time so it doesn't matter

ARMBAR isn't preshow because a Wyatt might not win
Ok I didn't read it right.

I actually enjoy the ARMBAR. Always serves as light hearted dumb fun to get the show started.
 

Caderfix

Member
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Bryan was great, plain and simple. Did a lot, got unbelievable reaction and stole the show.
 

Mahonay

Banned
Only person I can think of that could compare to Brock is prime Vader in the god king role.
It makes me weep to think how needlessly WCW took the air out of Vader once his feud with Sting was over and knocked him down the card. I still can't believe they jobbed him out to Jim fucking Duggan. Christ. And Vader's WWF run didn't do his tarnished mystique any favors either.
 

Fox318

Member
It makes me weep to think how needlessly WCW took the air out of Vader once his feud with Sting was over and knocked him down the card. I still can't believe they jobbed him out to Jim fucking Duggan. Christ. And Vader's WWF run didn't do his tarnished mystique any favors either.

Eric sold the company to Hogan and killed WCW in 1994.

They just didn't know it yet.

I'm convinced that if Hogan wasn't around the nWo still would have happened (as Eric was working on the NJPW thing and that was clearly his insperation for angles).

Sting would have been in Hogan's spot and Austin would have been in Sting's spot.
 

Fox318

Member
Why can't we end PPVs with that kind of cliffhanger anymore?

Imagine if they showed some low card guy with some size march into the champs dressing room like that in the WWE.

Camera a little shaky and none of this invisible camera man shit. Like somebody is actually covering whats going on in the back.

Imagine if say Ryback burst through the door or even somebody like Stroman.
 

Fox318

Member
He did. And he's definitely gotten better with promos.

Few things:

  • allowed to stare into the camera
  • if he was given material he was given room to improvise a little on the language
  • possibility that they took a few takes (which they sometimes do for raw )
  • no fucking shitty ass jojo to detract from the promo
 

Mahonay

Banned
Few things:

  • allowed to stare into the camera
  • if he was given material he was given room tom improvise a little on the language
  • possibility that they took a few takes (which they sometimes do for raw )
  • no fucking shitty ass jojo to detract from the promo
I don't understand why they have JoJo do backstage interviews when she's like 3 feet shorter than everyone. Like getting her in frame is a challenge.
 

klonere

Banned
It makes me weep to think how needlessly WCW took the air out of Vader once his feud with Sting was over and knocked him down the card. I still can't believe they jobbed him out to Jim fucking Duggan. Christ. And Vader's WWF run didn't do his tarnished mystique any favors either.

Don't worry he went back and saved AJPW after all that shit.
 

Fox318

Member
I don't understand why they have JoJo do backstage interviews when she's like 3 feet shorter than everyone. Like getting her in frame is a challenge.

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"It makes the slaves talent look tall and everyone knows that size draws. That's why I exclusively watch midget porn. It makes my dick feel like its 42 inches"
 

Mahonay

Banned
That's the REASON they have her doing those interviews, I'm sure of it.
I mean just get an average height person and most of the talent still look big in comparison. It makes sense to have someone that is smaller than the wrestlers, but JoJo is short to the point where it makes the interviews harder than they need to be.

But yeah they are super strict in making sure the wrestlers look bigger. Tom Phillps standing with this his legs spread out or kneeling slightly through entire intrerviews is hilarious.
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"It makes the slaves talent look tall and everyone knows that size draws. That's why I exclusively watch midget porn. It makes my dick feel like its 42 inches"
Lol
 
Eric sold the company to Hogan and killed WCW in 1994.

They just didn't know it yet.

I'm convinced that if Hogan wasn't around the nWo still would have happened (as Eric was working on the NJPW thing and that was clearly his insperation for angles).

Sting would have been in Hogan's spot and Austin would have been in Sting's spot.

Except they wouldn't have had the money to sign Hall, Nash, or anybody else in '96 because Hogan at the beginning drew tons of money for WCW. Without Hogan, there is no Nitro and frankly, the nWo is just another heel stable. Sting, a guy who never actually drew that well outside of one night in December of '97 was never going to be able to make the impact Hogan turning heel was.
 

Mahonay

Banned
LOL apparently while ESPN was filming a 30 For 30 episode for Ric Flair, he actually cut his forehead open for them as a demonstration on blading. Like, he did fucking what!? I have trouble believing that part will actually air. Also Vince sure as fuck doesn't want that on TV.
 

Heroman

Banned
LOL apparently while ESPN was filming a 30 For 30 episode for Ric Flair, he actually cut his forehead open for them as a demonstration on blading. Like, he did fucking what!? I have trouble believing that part will actually air. Also Vince sure as fuck doesn't want that on TV.

I sure it will air, people love that stuff.
 
LOL apparently while ESPN was filming a 30 For 30 episode for Ric Flair, he actually cut his forehead open for them as a demonstration on blading. Like, he did fucking what!? I have trouble believing that part will actually air. Also Vince sure as fuck doesn't want that on TV.

Why wouldn't they air it? That's ratings gold and kills like 5 min less work for everyone.
 
Except they wouldn't have had the money to sign Hall, Nash, or anybody else in '96 because Hogan at the beginning drew tons of money for WCW. Without Hogan, there is no Nitro and frankly, the nWo is just another heel stable. Sting, a guy who never actually drew that well outside of one night in December of '97 was never going to be able to make the impact Hogan turning heel was.

Ted Turner had that money way before Hogan showed up.
 
Because they got cold feet, incorrectly. I'm the person who thinks Batista should've won at WM30 and Reigns should've won last year.

On what fucking planet do you have to be on for Batista winning WM30 to be the correct choice? I'm serious I want to know this mindset. Challenge me.

Cause otherwise FUCK dude, really?
 
This is THEE Real Main Event on Sunday.


Sorry RBH/Beef/DM. You got pushed to the post show status.

Bats winning I can see it as a "HA HA Fuck you marks" and I can see some circles find that oddly cathartic same way I can see beloved characters being off'd in an episode of Game of Thrones or Walking Dead.

You can make a case that Bats would be the biggest heel in decades and I can see that be a bit of a benefit.

But fuck that noise.
 
I know this world doesn't exist but a heel Batista vs a heel Orton would be awesome to watch.
Orton RKO's Batista outta of the Batista bomb!!

In realness I wouldn't know who to root for.
 

Tagyhag

Member
The reasons why Reigns got a great position (WWE pushing him to the moon for over a year) doesn't matter
They will look to the results and keep the plans with the Roman Empire. Let's hope that Seth can save us when he returns

And Roman don't need a heel turn.
The kids, women and the people who buys merchs love him, while the internet fans and most of the crowds hate him.
He's a "real" heel and a "storyline" face at the same time.

I just don't understand why people hate on the dude as well.

If Vince comes up to your ass and tells you "Ok kid, you're going to be our new guy" you just going to flat out reject him? Have fun being a jobber for the rest of your career.
 
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