TemplaerDude
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Bury the Usos!
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March Wrasslin' |OT| Forecast for Wrestlemania...cloudy with a heavy chance of Reigns
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mightynine
Member
I guess The Ascension gets the jobber battle royal?
UberTag
Member
Remember when commercials used to happen between the matches?
Now you miss out on 30 minutes of wrestling every week because it's effectively resigned to the WWE app... where you probably get more wrestling than on the actual RAW broadcast.
So not only does the flow of most matches suck due to being reduced to little more than the spot set up for the finish but you've also devalued any value in revisiting these RAWs at a later date on the coveted WWE Network.
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
I have it on DVR, is anything worth watching so far?
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
last weeks raw was awesome because seth had over an hour of air time
do that instead of this
do that instead of this
Paracelsus
Member
They successfully turned the wrestling in the main product into worthless filler garbage.
I propose that they just air NXT matches in between a RAW segment and the other.
I propose that they just air NXT matches in between a RAW segment and the other.
Empyrean Heaven
Member
AHEM. It's lumberJILL.
UberTag
Member
Actually you get 3 human clusterfucks. You forgot about the Andre the Giant battle royal.
And the divas will get one, too.
Barack Lesnar
Banned
Brock, Heyman, and Seth are the only good things about the product right now.
aspiegamer
Member
Opening segment and Heyman (start of second hour), but blow up your DVR if you accidentally catch a single second outside of those.
I think it's jane actually.
Heymans promo for sure.
Opening segment and the IC stuff was okay. Worth watching, nothing too special.
Vestal
Junior Member
WRESTLMANIA 31 CLUSTERFUCKNIA!!!
thenight11
Member
Wow this raw is just crap
I just read it and I disagree. Not every woman on the main roster is awful, look at Nikki, Paige, Alicia, Emma, and Natalya. They have the ability to put on great matches if given enough time but they aren't. Why is that? They aren't respected enough and are seen as a joke/eye candy to the audience. Example: See the fucking Charlotte/Natalya match on Raw and compare it to the ones they had down in NXT and tell me that there isn't a sign of disrespect to the performers regarding the booking and time given in the match.
I don't deny that?
BeatnikGunsoo
Member
so are they giving no time for the main event or what?
Please god no
them and Stridex
Pop-O-Matic
Banned
So now it seems like we'll get Usos/Los Matadores/Brass Ring Club/New Day for the Tag Titles at Mania. For reference, 5 of the men in this match were in the Tag Title match last year, while two were in the Paycheck Battle Royal, and one was slumming it in NXT. And the three men who were in the Tag Title match last year who aren't in it this year are all now in the Paycheck Royal.
Wrestlemania ►.►► |OT| You Can (Not) Advance.
Wrestlemania ►.►► |OT| You Can (Not) Advance.
UberTag
Member
This was entertaining. Thanks for the link.
Now I don't need to watch anything else from tonight's show.
Barack Lesnar
Banned
Incoming gong and 5+ minutes of Taker walking to the ring. Same shit every year. I feel like such a mark for watching this.
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
So many words to say so little
Nah. It'll just be a video.
It's time for Mad Libs: Bray Wyatt Promo edition.
They been (VERB, ENDING IN ING) to you, man. There ain't no such thing as a (NOUN). Not anymore. But you, you, and you, and you, you have become (ADJECTIVE) to the illusion of what a (NOUN) is. You have become (ADJECTIVE) to the illusion of what a (NOUN) does for you. You think you need someone to (VERB) you on the (BODY PART). You think you need someone to (VERB) you in your (NOUN) at night, (VERB) you on the (BODY PART), and tell you that everything is (ADJECTIVE). But everything... everything... everything... EVERYTHING IS NOT (ADJECTIVE)! What if I was to tell you that the (NOUN) who made you is a (NOUN)? What if I was to tell you that your own (PLURAL NOUN) and (PLURAL NOUN) turned their (BODY PART) on you? I would never turn my (BODY PART) on you. And maybe, maybe the answers you seek have been (VERB, ENDING IN ING) you right in the face. Or maybe, just maybe, I, Bray Wyatt, the Eater of (PLURAL NOUN), have been the (NOUN) all along.
They been (VERB, ENDING IN ING) to you, man. There ain't no such thing as a (NOUN). Not anymore. But you, you, and you, and you, you have become (ADJECTIVE) to the illusion of what a (NOUN) is. You have become (ADJECTIVE) to the illusion of what a (NOUN) does for you. You think you need someone to (VERB) you on the (BODY PART). You think you need someone to (VERB) you in your (NOUN) at night, (VERB) you on the (BODY PART), and tell you that everything is (ADJECTIVE). But everything... everything... everything... EVERYTHING IS NOT (ADJECTIVE)! What if I was to tell you that the (NOUN) who made you is a (NOUN)? What if I was to tell you that your own (PLURAL NOUN) and (PLURAL NOUN) turned their (BODY PART) on you? I would never turn my (BODY PART) on you. And maybe, maybe the answers you seek have been (VERB, ENDING IN ING) you right in the face. Or maybe, just maybe, I, Bray Wyatt, the Eater of (PLURAL NOUN), have been the (NOUN) all along.
mightynine
Member
Here's another build that's made no sense.
You (allegedly) make Bray look strong in the Rumble to set him up for Taker after having him get nerfed by Cena.
Then...nothing. Doesn't set foot in the ring once against anyone. Just gives rambling promos to no one.
Eventually you pull the urn out, because why not? Nothing else is happening.
What the hell is this build?
You (allegedly) make Bray look strong in the Rumble to set him up for Taker after having him get nerfed by Cena.
Then...nothing. Doesn't set foot in the ring once against anyone. Just gives rambling promos to no one.
Eventually you pull the urn out, because why not? Nothing else is happening.
What the hell is this build?
Paracelsus
Member
It would be better if there was no Undertaker, that Bray was kayfabe crazy and that at WM31 Impostor Bray came out, which would of course be Harper.
I like his in ring work. Cant stand his droning on and on about buzzards
redmetal86
Member
Not Paul!
Serpentine
Banned
Some Heavy 'xism up in here. Whatashock
melonrabbit
Member
Lol
funkystudent
Member
Is empty and hollow just like the undertakers old bones
TomcatTheLion
Member
OH BOY
Barack Lesnar
Banned
10:51 now. Predictions on how long his walk up the ramp is gonna be? I'm going with 4 minutes.