Nostalgia is a funny thing, it can paint even the more unlikely of things in a more positive light that it may actually deserve.
On that note enter Wrestlemania 22.
Back after the events of WM20 (which now has my favourite WM main event funnily enough) I fell out of watching wrestling for a spell and I didn't return to watching WWE regularly until around Summerslam 2005.
So firstly WM22 was my first return to driving down the road to Wrestlemania in 2 years, secondly this was the first WM event I watched live as opposed to a VHS recording the following morning which never really led to me fully watching the event I'd had to tape. Oh and there's a thirdly as well, I somehow had friends interested in watching the E in 2006 of all times thus we all stayed up into the early hours of the morning watching the Chicago crowd across the pond deflate upon Trips hand slapping the mat.
This basically gave WM22 the perfect storm of factors to be wholly memorable to me and kicked off my own streak of live mania every year.
But how good actually is WM22 looking back now? Well thanks to 9.99 I've taken another full look.
Kane & Big Show vs Chris Masters & Carlito for the tag team titles
Back in 2006 who'd have thought Kane and Show would still be tag teaming and feuding in 2015?!
The more things change the more things stay the same (insert Cena joke here), this match is basically a rather amusing squash opener where you just watch Carlito and Masters get flung all over the ring with nary any offense.
No really it's fun for that reason, why I could watch these two crush midcarders all day long, you know like the Royal Rumble 2015 for instance.
Money in the Bank ladder match
Rob Van Dam vs Shelton Benjamin vs Ric Flair vs Finlay vs Matt Hardy vs Bobby Lashley
This second outing for the once annual spot fest falls into a strange spot, it's not nearly as messy as say the overpopulated WM26 match but seems to lack much spark.
Like even now having rewatched it the main thing I feel like pointing out is how terrified Lashley appears to be having to climb the ladder, Flair soars up with more grace and speed than the gingerly clambering of Lashley who looks completely out of his element.
Poor Lashly doesn't even fall off the ladder with much grace either taking a Van Dam chair dropkick to the back when climbing causing him to sort of warble in pain before kind of flopping off awkwardly.
Well anyway its entertaining enough by simply being a MitB match but between the much stronger outings at WM21 and 23 this one is pretty weak.
JBL vs Chris Benoit for the US title
My first instance of noticing that the WWE network tries to hide Benoit matches from the event markers, I feel like this makes Benoit stick out even more.
JBL is one of those guys who had a character I enjoyed but didn't really do well in matches without a stipulation, still you had the ever reliable Benoit here to help pull things up to a match worthy of being on a decent episode of Smackdown I guess.
So basically nothing special here except JBL's limo entering from under the raising ramp It's like Thunderbirds or something.
Also forgot that Jillian was JBL's manager for a bit.
Edge vs Mick Foley
I enjoyed the heck out of this match at the time, I've rewatched it a number of times which has taken some of the sheen of this encounter. In any case I remember that this was more hardcore a bout than I was expecting from that stipulation, seeing that it was WM I figured the ceiling for violence was barbed wire bat but we get tacks and the rare WWE sighting of the flaming table.
Watching it now it does feel a bit too much like a succession of hardcore spots as opposed to a match that fully flows but both men are on point here, I will always love Foley's barbed wire "armour" to defend against the spear, just brilliant. Edge also sells his more brutal spots with an enjoyable sense of horror, really emphasizes the idea of him being dragged into Foley's element which makes his win seem all the stronger.
Foley has to be the best loser in WM history, always coming up short to a loud ovation.
Arguably the best match on the card, guess Foley did get his Mania moment after all.
Booker T & Sharmell vs The Boogeyman
At this point I think WWE were still under the idea that the Boogeyman could work, now lack of ability aside I'll always appreciate how much the man threw himself into the go nowhere gimmick, he is at least suitably mad though unfortunately cack in ring.
Though what Booker T did to end up in this short and not so sweet match at WM of all places I have no idea, pretty much a waste of the Book Man here.
On the other hand without this match we wouldn't have the backstage segment where he runs into all the freaks like footlicker Snitsky, Pirate Burchill and Oprah-Dust so silver linings and all that.
So what's the deal with the worms anyway?
Trish Stratus vs Mickie James for the Women's title
Back in the days where you might actually get a solid women's match at WM instead of a cram everyone on the card tag match or celebrity fluff. I forgot how delightfully mad Mickie was in this feud, I also forgot her skirt attire, oh my.
Oh WWE network, you can't trick me, I remember the botched ending to this match and Mickie's gesture after her unorthodox counter to the Stratusfaction. Makes me wonder if they made this match cleaner than it actually was, well in any case surprisingly decent.
The Undertaker vs Mark Henry in a Casket Match
Some of Wrasslegaf seem to be pretty fond of old Henry these days, indeed the Hall of Pain run was surprisingly good, perhaps even great for some. Shame that's pretty much the only strong stint Henry had and here's a reminder of why it took years for me to care about anything involving him. Thoroughly bland big man match like it was transported out of Taker's mid nineties run.
Taker's dive over the casket looks nice though.
Shawn Michaels vs Mr. McMahon
Somehow Shawn spent like 3/4 of the year embroiled in a feud with Vince one way or another. This was about as good as it could've been I suppose, a more aggressive HBK fights off Vinny Mac's shenanigans for an otherwise easy win, probably longer than it needed to be and the weapon/Ladder factor is hurt a bit by being on the same PPV as Edge/Foley and a MitB ladder match as well.
Vince being stretchered off with extended middle finger never gets old, see also jolly Vince unaware that Shane's face is currently the one occupying his backside, basically Vince is great at this sort of stuff.
Kurt Angle vs Randy Orton vs Rey Mysterio for the WHC
"Realize the size of my heart", damn this pre match promo is full of the Mysterio cheese, even the way he gets put back in the title hunt with Teddy Long's "but I damn sure can add to the match!" is just too much, I Dare You is and oddly catchy theme though, fits this match well.
Pretty quick Triple Threat that ends a bit too early to reach true top match status, It's fun, just the feeling it could've been a bit more. Angle basically wins twice but the match type works against him which is an interesting way to tackle the triple threat approach helping retain the main aspect of each participant (Angle: Wrestling Machine, Rey: Ultimate Underdog, Orton: Prick).
Rey's post match celebration is probably the highlight of his entire title run to put into perspective how crappy his reign actually was.
Torrie Wilson vs Candice Michelle in a Playboy Pillow Fight (huh?)
Two divas matches in one mania?! well I guess they needed to fulfil the eye candy quota diva match somewhere especially after daring to give us a proper women's match.
Why does Torrie have a little mutt? why was this a match again? you know Mickie's actions in the previous match made that one feel more risqué than this lingerie clad one.
John Cena vs Triple H for the WWE title
BOO YAY: The match
A standard WWE main event style match pushed up a notch thanks to the Chicago crowd making it seem more exciting than it was.
Cena hate in full effect, JR even pulling out the old love him or hate him line. Cena at this stage still feels like he wants to be over like his 2005 self, he's still the doctor of thugonomics, he still pumps up his sneakers and the gangster entrance feels like a desperate attempt to reach the Chicago crowd, heck they even had CM Punk as his mobster lackey!
Meanwhile HHH rises in his barbarian throne of the past where you can't take your eyes off the modern water bottle in Trips hand screwing up the whole visual.
Oh god this ending still bugs me, Triple H is right next to the ropes, JUST REACH OUT FURTHER! After spending what feels like an eternity next to the rope break Trips eventually taps and the crowd is hilarious to behold.
Like so much confusion, even the burying beast can't stop the Cena run, it's like the true realisation right here from the audience that "lol Cena wins" is going to be the status quo for the future.
Post WM Highlight Reel reminds me that Big Time was totally the best theme.
Anyway, this event ain't as good as my memories which is what I expected witnessing the card unfurl itself once more, 22 really benefited with me from its live circumstances.
Still it has a lot of varied matches, it still feels like Wrestlemania and there was much worse in that decade so it ain't great but it ain't bad either.