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[Bluekaveli]

Question. When Cody went on his rant and talked about the one writer who had his ass in every women's ass, who was he referring too? Ryan Ward? Or someone else?


Edit: I'm not going to edit that comment. It's the new kicked your leg out of your leg.

 

[HashtagLapsed]

I don't know if I am out of the loop, but it is sorta surprising WWE haven't shown a lot of interest in Santana Garrett.

On the other hand there is Tessa Blanchard, but she ended up looking kind of terrible after that Stardom show toward the end of last year.

 

[Raw64life]

the one writer who had his ass in every women's ass

Quite the visual.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Quite the visual.

Talk about an Owen Hart moment. I meant head lol!

 

[creatchee]

Quite the visual.

John Cena and Nikki Bella beat Miz and Maryse after a grueling 20 minute barnburner. As they're celebrating, Nikki stops and stands in the middle of the ring. She looks expectant, like a moment that is going to change her life is inevitably near. She wants John to tell her something. She wants John to ASK her something. They lock eyes and the mood turns intimate - like 70,000 screaming fans faded into nothingness and the ring was the size of a spotlight.

John moves towards her - deliberate, but not hastily. He feels the gravity of this moment push down on him harder and harder with each step he takes. He is five feet from her. The world gets even smaller. He's next to her. She looks softly upward and he slightly downward. Her lips curl to a smile and his remain steadfast. Nikki's head turns slightly in a playfully quizzical way.

"John. It's been a long time that we've been wrestling... with our hearts. I love you and I want you to know that it's okay to love me too. Don't you have something you'd like to ask me?"

John looks at her and feels the pitter-patter of her words against his soul. He allows himself a smile to mirror hers. His hands caress her shoulders and he leans close to her face - an immediacy hot enough to melt glaciers.

"Nikki. Honey. I told you from the very start..." A tear rolls from her eye as she takes in his words. This is it. Their time is now.

John's right hand moves from her shoulder and finds itself in front of her face. "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!" John yells as he wiggles it back and forth like a windshield wiper with ADHD. The next thing she knows, she's up on his shoulders and crashing down to the mat in an Attitude Adjustment from the man she's loved for so long. Her body feels nothing but the pain in her heart from John's betrayal and rejection. Her senses are dulled to the point of uselessness. She barely hears John telling her that there was somebody else. She doesn't feel the snapping and twisting of her limbs as John locks her in the STF with her face pointed towards the entrance ramp to see who this mystery lover that ruined everything will be. She hears one last sound in the distance before her consciousness slips away:

*BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOODE*

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

John Cena and Nikki Bella beat Miz and Maryse after a grueling 20 minute barnburner. As they're celebrating, Nikki stops and stands in the middle of the ring. She looks expectant, like a moment that is going to change her life is inevitably near. She wants John to tell her something. She wants John to ASK her something. They lock eyes and the mood turns intimate - like 70,000 screaming fans faded into nothingness and the ring was the size of a spotlight.

John moves towards her - deliberate, but not hastily. He feels the gravity of this moment push down on him harder and harder with each step he takes. He is five feet from her. The world gets even smaller. He's next to her. She looks softly upward and he slightly downward. Her lips curl to a smile and his remain steadfast. Nikki's head turns slightly in a playfully quizzical way.

"John. It's been a long time that we've been wrestling... with our hearts. I love you and I want you to know that it's okay to love me too. Don't you have something you'd like to ask me?"

John looks at her and feels the pitter-patter of her words against his soul. He allows himself a smile to mirror hers. His hands caress her shoulders and he leans close to her face - an immediacy hot enough to melt glaciers.

"Nikki. Honey. I told you from the very start..." A tear rolls from her eye as she takes in his words. This is it. Their time is now.

John's right hand moves from her shoulder and finds itself in front of her face. "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!" John yells as he wiggles it back and forth like a windshield wiper with ADHD. The next thing she knows, she's up on his shoulders and crashing down to the mat in an Attitude Adjustment from the man she's loved for so long. Her body feels nothing but the pain in her heart from John's betrayal and rejection. Her senses are dulled to the point of uselessness. She barely hears John telling her that there was somebody else. She doesn't feel the snapping and twisting of her limbs as John locks her in the STF with her face pointed towards the entrance ramp to see who this mystery lover that ruined everything will be. She hears one last sound in the distance before her consciousness slips away:

*BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOODE*

marriage contract on a pole match at backlash

 

[Sweeney Tom]

RIP Stardom

Wonder how the "WWE could never kill promotions in this day and age" subgroups of fans will be able to spin their way out of this

 

[Pikma]

Question. When Cody went on his rant and talked about the one writer who had his ass in every women's ass, who was he referring too? Ryan Ward? Or someone else?


Edit: I'm not going to edit that comment. It's the new kicked your leg out of your leg.

It probably was Ryan, yeah

 

[Sephzilla]

Morning, friends!

 

[jmdajr]

Morning, friends!

Morning

 

[Ithil]

Question. When Cody went on his rant and talked about the one writer who had his ass in every women's ass, who was he referring too? Ryan Ward? Or someone else?


Edit: I'm not going to edit that comment. It's the new kicked your leg out of your leg.

I believe that was intended to refer to the RAW head writer, not Ryan Ward.

 

[Pikma]

RIP Stardom

Wonder how the "WWE could never kill promotions in this day and age" subgroups of fans will be able to spin their way out of this

Subgroup my ass, either start pointing at the people who said that or shut up sweeney mark!!!

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Morning, friends!

This is like the sunniest it's been in a while here, it's so nice out

 

[HashtagLapsed]

Sadly this probably the most WrassleGAF has spoken about Stardom ever.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Subgroup my ass, either start pointing at the people who said that or shut up sweeney mark!!!

I'm above random callouts, friend. My paycheck and throne are secure. Maybe someday it'll happen for you too, jab brony

 

[Bluekaveli]

It probably was Ryan, yeah

I believe that was intended to refer to the RAW head writer, not Ryan Ward.

Is it oochie wally or one mic?

Thanks both of you.

 

[Heroman]

Sadly this probably the most WrassleGAF has spoken about Stardom ever.

People only talk about other promotions when their top star are poach.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Morning, friends!

This is like the sunniest it's been in a while here, it's so nice out

Both of you be quiet.

 

[Sephzilla]

Both of you be quiet.

 

[Kurita]

It was pretty sunny in Tokyo today too, walked a bit around Shimokitazawa and all its cute hipster girls

 

[miserable]

this looks like it hurts

 

[funkystudent]

Did WWE poach that Stardom wrestler who has that sick looking elbow drop that looks like a ps1 animation?

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Man, you can tell how much those two loved working together off that one GIF alone.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Man, you can tell how much those two loved working together off that one GIF alone.

Val Venis should've went over Austin for the title.

 

[Browny]

Val Venis should've went over Austin for the title.

.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Val Venis should've went over Austin for the title.

My impression was Stone Cold never enjoyed working with him. I remember Stone Cold no-selling Val in the ring a number of times largely because Val kept spamming the same moves in the ring.

 

[jmdajr]

Short hair Val Venis pretty much went nowhere from what I remember.

 

[Mase Gumble]

Question. When Cody went on his rant and talked about the one writer who had his ass in every women's ass, who was he referring too? Ryan Ward? Or someone else?


Edit: I'm not going to edit that comment. It's the new kicked your leg out of your leg.

i vaguely recall seeing allegations about him being a creep.

 

[Bluekaveli]

My impression was Stone Cold never enjoyed working with him. I remember Stone Cold no-selling Val in the ring a number of times largely because Val kept spamming the same moves in the ring.

Yeah Austin really would give the boot to guys if they weren't ready. Sean was a great talent and in 2000 you really saw his true talent.

.

Greatest of all time.

 

[Browny]

Short hair Val Venis pretty much went nowhere from what I remember.

His run as Chief Morley was amazing

Spoiler

in how forgettable it was

.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Short hair Val Venis pretty much went nowhere from what I remember.

Don't shave your hair unless Vince tells you to. The hair WAS Val

 

[HashtagLapsed]

People only talk about other promotions when their top star are poach.

Even outside of that and I tried to bring up Stardom multiple times here,I think even if Kairi Hojo and Io Shirai go to WWE, people will not even know who they are seeing.

It is like Nakamura and AJ said they didn't know if they would get a warm reception or not, when it seemed obvious to everyone on the outside they would. I don't think many people follow Stardom or joshi scene and will know them. At all.

I dont mean this in a "i liked them before they were cool" way or any shit like that. To be clear. I mean more I worry they will struggle get over at NXT becauss they arent a joke wrestler like No Way Jose or widely established elsewhere but I hope I am wrong.

 

[OriginofHysteria]

Wtf, Braun Strowman was a Rosebud??

 

[Mahonay]

Wtf, Braun Strowman was a Rosebud??

Yup. Pretty much everyone in development got a turn at being a Rosebud. Becky was one too.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Adam Rose

He was a thing

 

[jmdajr]

Wtf, Braun Strowman was a Rosebud??

damn

 

[BronsonLee]

Sadly this probably the most WrassleGAF has spoken about Stardom ever.

We could always talk about how they doubled booked my seat and then blocked me on Twitter for getting mad about it

Did WWE poach that Stardom wrestler who has that sick looking elbow drop that looks like a ps1 animation?

Yup that's the pirate lady

 

[HazySaiyan]

Fuck

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Wtf, Braun Strowman was a Rosebud??

Pictured is Dana, Braun, Becky Lynch, Simon Gotch. Carmella and Alexa were in some as well.

 

[HashtagLapsed]

We could always talk about how they doubled booked my seat and then blocked me on Twitter for getting mad about it



Yup that's the pirate lady

From what I heard Rossy is a long time member of NeoGAF and thinks you are no good.

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

Pictured is Dana, Braun, Becky Lynch, Simon Gotch. Carmella and Alexa were in some as well.

Isn't that The Drifter right there, too?

 

[BronsonLee]

From what I heard Rossy is a long time member of NeoGAF and thinks you are no good.

Yeah well I think he needs to shave his goddamn moustache and stop losing all of his talent

 

[FlammableD]

Fuck

stop 👏 watching 👏 wwe

 

[excelsiorlef]

Fuck

Well I mean he'd almost definitely be ok and still look ok paying tribute to breast cancer survivors and wearing a but of pink for it... those are very specific and umm bad complaints. The terribleness of Suan Komen foundation aside

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

I remember hearing here about how during the start of the show they paid tribute to something and Del Rio was there at it but later on in the show they made a story of how Del Rio only got into the stadium halfway through the show.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Io Shirai and Kairi Hojo's careers will probably be longer in the WWE, despite the schedule, than if they stay in Japan. Look at Mio Shirai for example. And I guess now, Mayu.

The matches won't be the same, but it is less likely they will be in horrid pain for most of their lives too. Maybe, I guess.

That is the thing with joshi wrestling, I really enjoy Stardom and SG and all that, but they are so stiff and work so crazily, it gives me more of the "why am I supporting this" feeling than anything else too.

I agree, I love Stardom but I always get this icky feeling watching it, like this is someone's fetish or something. Still, Kairi Hojo vs. Asuka now needs to happen before Asuka goes to the main roster.

 

[Foggy]

We could always talk about how they doubled booked my seat and then blocked me on Twitter for getting mad about it

Until you can draw a dime, I have no sympathy

 

[OriginofHysteria]

Pictured is Dana, Braun, Becky Lynch, Simon Gotch. Carmella and Alexa were in some as well.

Idk why Braun looks so out of place. I guess his gimmick is just so ingrained in my mind that seeing him in a different role is just weird lol.

 

[Sephzilla]

Fuck

Well I mean he'd almost definitely be ok and still look ok paying tribute to breast cancer survivors and wearing a but of pink for it... those are very specific and umm bad complaints. The terribleness of Suan Komen foundation aside

I think the breast cancer stuff is more a general complaint about how WWE can't even maintain kayfabe from start to finish of one show.

 

[Heroman]

Pictured is Dana, Braun, Becky Lynch, Simon Gotch. Carmella and Alexa were in some as well.

So much mediocrity in one picture.