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[Sephzilla]

My favorite part about this poster is that a #1 contenders match got higher billing than two first-time championship matches.

A+ work, Zach. I love it

 

[Raw64life]

http://www.cagesideseats.com/platfo...72840/daniel-bryan-brie-bella-baby-name-birdy

Birdy Danielson....

I was in the "let Bryan wrestle again" camp, but now I'm having second thoughts. His brain is far more damaged than I realized.

Edit: And her middle name is Joe. Birdie Joe Danielson. Good name for a female Vaudevillain.

 

[Dark Ninja]

This ended Bret Hart's career:

So your saying Ryback will end Bryan Danielson's career on some random Impact Wrestling.

 

[Zach]

Be scared to think of what the name would be if it were a boy....

Bartleby Danielson.

i love the poster and i am going to get my pink polo batista on

Oh heeeeeeck yeeesssssss!

 

[Caderfix]

Brie, Brianna, Barbara, Bernard, Broccoli, Bandana... Anything but:

Beasty Danielson.

10/10

 

[The Strokes]

You're on.

House shows are non canon so it wont count anyway. Oh, but since you called out the boss, I'm adding a stipulation

Spoiler

Good, good. I'll make you...

 

[Pikma]

http://shoptna.com/impact-wrestling-lucha.aspx

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Grown up Birdy looking ready to take down Aurora Rose.

 

[miserable]

 

[Ithil]

Don't a lot of wrestlers have weirdly named kids? I seem to recall HHH and Stephanie have bizarrely named kids too, and maybe Edge.

 

[Toki767]

Of all the girl names I can think of off the top of my head (Barbara, Brittany, Brooke, Beth, etc...) Birdy is just...they better hope she grows up to be a hippy.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Edge has a daughter named Lyric. D:

bwahahahaha

 

[Heroman]

Of all the girl names I can think of off the top of my head (Barbara, Brittany, Brooke, Beth, etc...) Birdy is just...they better hope she grows up to be a hippy.

Daniel Bryan is her father

 

[The Strokes]

This gif reminds me that this game is overrated.

 

[Sephzilla]

This gif reminds me that this game is overrated.

 

[Pikma]

I miss the list 😔😔😔

 

[Caderfix]

This gif reminds me that this game is overrated.

All Rare games are overrated.

 

[Zabka]

Good cross promotion with the Bellas' line of empowering panties, Birdiebee.

 

[Syder]

A+

 

[Ithil]

She and Levesque have three daughters.[104] On January 8, 2006, WWE announced McMahon and Levesque were expecting their first child, due on July 27, 2006.[105] McMahon continued to work and travel with WWE throughout her pregnancy, giving birth to Aurora Rose Levesque on July 24, 2006.[106] The couple had their second child, a daughter named Murphy Claire Levesque, on July 28, 2008,[107] and their third daughter, Vaughn Evelyn Levesque, on August 24, 2010.[108]

I don't get it.

 

[FallingEdge]

All Rare games are overrated.

DKC2 is one of the greatest SNES games of all time and is the greatest video game soundtrack ever.

 

[Sephzilla]

All Rare games are overrated.

Killer Instinct?
Donkey Kong Country 2?
GoldenEye?
Perfect Dark?
Jet Force Gemini?

 

[Caderfix]

Killer Instinct?
Donkey Kong Country 2?
GoldenEye?
Perfect Dark?
Jet Force Gemini?

DKC2 is one of the greatest SNES games of all time and is the greatest video game soundtrack ever.

All Rare games except DK2 are overrated*

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Jet Force Gemini has the jankiest controls of all time. I played that when I got the Rare Collection, and I honestly don't know how we dealt with that back in the day.

 

[Dark Ninja]

This gif reminds me that this game is overrated.

At least he used the superior 64 version. Oh and you get to change in the hallway now not in the locker room with the boyz.

 

[The Strokes]

The list is dead. Bury it.

All Rare games are overrated.

now now now, let me stop you right there. The answer is NO

 

[Sephzilla]

Strokes is straight up trying to start an Austin/McMahon level GWF feud. I can respect that

 

[The Strokes]

Strokes is straight up trying to start an Austin/McMahon level GWF feud. I can respect that

The locker room is full of Jabronies that respect you too much. Someone has to put an end to this.

 

[Zach]

I don't get it.

I don't see the problem. Especially since they're not your children.

Get back to me when there's a Skittles Flapjack Levesque.

 

[Caderfix]

now now now, let me stop you right there. The answer is NO

Spoiler

*Except for DK2

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I don't see the problem. Especially since they're not your children.

Get back to me when there's a Skittles Flapjack Levesque.

Filth.

 

[The Strokes]

So a friend of mine who has never seen Star Wars just watched most of them back to back with his girlfriend and he rates Empire Strikes Back as a slightly better movie than Phantom Menace.

I... I... I don't even.

 

[Sephzilla]

So a friend of mine who has never seen Star Wars just watched most of them back to back with his girlfriend and he rates Empire Strikes Back as a slightly better movie than Phantom Menace.

I... I... I don't even.

Find better friends

 

[Caderfix]

Yeah, that's nasty, Strokes.

 

[Zach]

So a friend of mine who has never seen Star Wars just watched most of them back to back with his girlfriend and he rates Empire Strikes Back as a slightly better movie than Phantom Menace.

I... I... I don't even.

I had never watched a Star Warz movie until the week before Episode III came out. I watched the first five essentially one after the other so I could enjoy going to III on opening night with palz. Episode I was a pretty big piece of crap and easily my least favorite SW movie.

 

[Mahonay]

So a friend of mine who has never seen Star Wars just watched most of them back to back with his girlfriend and he rates Empire Strikes Back as a slightly better movie than Phantom Menace.

I... I... I don't even.

To be fair, for people that have never seen original Star Wars before, the old movies are hard to get into. Attempted watching them with my girlfriend and she was absolutely bored to tears.

But yeah, that's still a trash opinion since Phantom Menace is an objectively poor movie.

 

[Professor Beef]

So your saying Ryback will end Bryan Danielson's career on some random Impact Wrestling.

Ryback was smart enough to say no to TNA. Plus they're best friends so there'd be next to no chance of them injuring one another like that.

 

[Sephzilla]

Episode 2 in my opinion is the worst prequel movie and its the movie that sinks the prequel trilogy as a whole. Episode 3 could have been alright if it wasn't too busy cleaning up the mess Episode 2 left for it. Episode 1 isn't that good but I think there's a quiet case to say it's the "best" prequel movie by way of it being the only one that has any kind of open and close story

 

[The Strokes]

Yeah, it got me thinking how the context in which you watch some massive movies/events affects your perspective on said things.

Not saying he's right, he's 100% wrong, but it did really shocked me that he legitimately thinks that because he doesn't have the nostalgia or baggage or whatever.

 

[Bluekaveli]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRZhT34hndc/

OwensIsNow, I found your graduation present

 

[excelsiorlef]

http://www.cagesideseats.com/platfo...72840/daniel-bryan-brie-bella-baby-name-birdy

Birdy Danielson....

You're burying the lede it's not just Birdy Danielson

It's Birdy Joe Danielson

 

[Pikma]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRZhT34hndc/

OwensIsNow, I found your graduation present

😂😂😂👌🏼

 

[Bluekaveli]

😂😂😂👌🏼

Probably walk around thinking he's cool on college grounds with that shit.

 

[Pikma]

Probably walk around thinking he's cool on college grounds with that shit.

He goes to college now? I thought he was still 6

 

[Professor Beef]

You're burying the lede it's not just Birdy Danielson

It's Birdy Joe Danielson

...she's gonna have the initials "BJ Danielson."

 

[miserable]

BJ Danielson

Yeah, that's gonna get her over in highschool

 

[Kaladin]

So this is happening near me:

Main Event: Billy Gunn vs. Aldo Rose fka Adam Rose

Billy Gunn, wrestling legend from Florida and a WWE favorite known for his animal-like strength and cowboy persona. In fact, he got his start in the popular tag-team Smoking Gunns (“Oh, you didn’t know?!”) and went on to win three tag titles. Those who know Billy remember when the Superstar went it alone, but quickly returned to the tag division with Jesse Road Dogg James to form The New Age Outlaws. Considered the most popular duo of WWE’s Attitude Era, Billy left the fight in 2004 after 11 years. Today, he’s back in the WWE family and has 14 championships under his belt including 11 WWE Tag-Team Championships and the WWE Intercontinental Championship.

vs. Aldo Rose fka Adam Rose, who made headlines last year when it was announced that he would not only be leaving WWE for the independent scene, but that he had also changed his ring name to “Aldo” Rose. The subtle moniker modification was the first of many for a character that Rose is very glad to have total control of, and promises that Aldo will not disappoint.

Federated Heavyweight Championship Match: Jon Davis (champion) vs. Ricky Reyes (Lucha Underground TV Star)

Jon Davis is the current Federated Heavyweight Champion who got his start in 2008 with Full Impact Pro, a sister promotion of Ring of Honor. He still fights for them today in the tag-team Dark City Fight Club (DCFC) alongside wrestler Kory Chavis, and together the DCFC has gone on to fight in Ring of Honor and Dragon Gate USA. To date, they’ve won a NWA Florida Tag-Team Championship and a two-time NWA World Tag-Team Championship. Watch as he takes on Ricky Reyes, known as “Cortez Castro” in the Lucha Underground wrestling world, Ricky Reyes has also appeared in Ring of Honor, WWE, and Pro-Wrestling Guerrilla. Still, most know him from the tag-team Havana Pitbulls where he fought alongside Rocky Romero and won multiple tag-team championships!

Special Appearances by "The Extreme Wrestling Icon" Sabu, hailed as the man who invented extreme wrestling and is still remembered as “Wrestling’s Coolest Daredevil” and “The Human Highlight Reel” for his unbelievable feats! Plus Impact Wrestling Star Robbie E, previously featured at the first Wild Adventures “Stars of Wrestling,” and is back by popular demand!


Mid-Level Matches:

Sunbelt Wrestling Tag Team Championship Match
Bad Guys Inc (Champions) vs. K9 Karnage

Less Fortunate vs. Colby Corino

"Nature Boy" Paul Lee vs. "Mr. Saturday Night" Jarrod Michaels

and other great matches featuring a 15-Man Over-The-Top Rope Battle Royal!!!

Stars of Wrestling and ALL Special Events are free with park admission or a 2017 Season Pass!

Tempted fro Ricky Reyes, but the cost is price of admission in the park, and that's like $45.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Birdy Joe Danielson is going to take on Aurora Rose Helmsley, Athena Batista and Brooklyn Rose Orton for the title at Wrestlemania 60 while a 50 something year old Charlotte does a run in to help her lose the title shot against the revived Evolution.

 

[Sephzilla]

...she's gonna have the initials "BJ Danielson."

BJ Danielson

Yeah, that's gonna get her over in highschool

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Aldo Rose fka Adam Rose, who made headlines last year when it was announced that he would not only be leaving WWE for the independent scene, but that he had also changed his ring name to “Aldo” Rose

Yeah...that's what he made headlines for last year.