I have returned.
Truly an interesting scenario.
Two rivals with significant history set for mania are suddenly interrupted by this internet favourite inserting himself into their storyline.
Said internet favourite is also an underdog who gets by on self concussive headbutts and neck wrenching submissions.
After overcoming a double team table spot and the villainy of Triple H the little guy realises their dream on the grandest stage of them all and celebrates with a loved one.
Alas there's only tears in their future, the big moment will always have a bitter twinge to it in light of future events.
So I'm actually talking about WM30 guys!
Really though the parallels between WM20 and 30 main events are certainly something.
The WM20 main event is probably as good a triple threat match you're gonna get in the WWE style. The fans here have felt tepid all night long only waking up to shit on Lesnar, to mark for seeing old school gear Taker before they sort of taper off when he removes the hat and coat to reveal he's basically still Biker Taker going through a phase and now for Benoit, man they were really behind Benoit.
Even HBShizzle as he's stupidly known on modern WWE broadcasts for some reason is getting heat here.
The crimson masks donned by the DX duo here are pretty ridiculous and nothing in the match warrants HBK looking so utterly drowned in his own red stuff.
Remember when marks thought Zayn was gonna win the Rumble? Lmao
It was just a phase, Blue!
I can't believe people even entertained this for more than 5 seconds.
Remember when marks thought Nak America would be in the rumble, despite the fact that the previous night he did an injury angle?
But Beef, the injury was clearly to get him off NXT so he could hop around the rumble ring fresh as a daisy!