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[Mahonay]

Maybe next time KFC has a lather/chicken dip they need to advertise with Not Ric Flair.

Lol. I love Not Ric Flair.

 

[Data West]

I'm kind of hoping for Terry Funk Impersonator

 

[Mahonay]

I'm kind of hoping for Terry Funk Impersonator

Yes please.

Vince...my horse is sick.

 

[Man God]

Lol. I love Not Ric Flair.

The first one had me chuckling.

The second one is amazing.

The third and fourth ones are pretty good.

Terry Funk and Jerry the King would also be great.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Guys.

I just heard about Southpaw Regional Wrestling.

Please tell me there's more coming.

Almost certainly just those 4 episodes.

 

[Menome]

Maybe next time KFC has a lather/chicken dip they need to advertise with Not Ric Flair.

You mean: WOO lather WOO chicken WOO dip.

 

[31GhostsIV]

These are all excellent questions.

I have one more...

What in the actual fuck is he wearing in the Bobby Rooooooooooo match?

 

[HashtagLapsed]

I'm kind of hoping for Terry Funk Impersonator

That would be absolutely wonderful.

 

[Dangerblade]

Who was the guy that would come out whenever there was a pull-apart brawl in WWF in the early/mid 1990s, who, from memory, wore glasses and his most distinguishing feature was long blond hair and balding on top, kind of like Hogan (but a lot older)?

I can't find a clip of him, annoyingly. I hope somebody knows who I mean.

 

[Dick Justice]

Who was the guy that would come out whenever there was a pull-apart brawl in WWF in the early/mid 1990s, who, from memory, wore glasses and his most distinguishing feature was long blond hair and balding on top, kind of like Hogan (but a lot older)?

I can't find a clip of him, annoyingly. I hope somebody knows who I mean.

Worzel?

Spoiler

Rene Goulet.

 

[31GhostsIV]

Who was the guy that would come out whenever there was a pull-apart brawl in WWF in the early/mid 1990s, who, from memory, wore glasses and his most distinguishing feature was long blond hair and balding on top, kind of like Hogan (but a lot older)?

I can't find a clip of him, annoyingly. I hope somebody knows who I mean.

Rene Goulet, AKA 'Worzel' from OSW Review.

 

[Dick Justice]

Pretty sure we've found Tyler Breeze's next tag partner.

 

[El Pescado]

Can we just replace Raw with Southpaw Regional Wrestling? I haven't watched it at all since Breath of the Wild came out.

 

[Dangerblade]

Worzel?

Spoiler

Rene Goulet.

Yeah that's him! I had in my head he was French or something.

 

[Zach]

Time to rebrand, Sephzilla.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Shut up. Mark.

 

[BronsonLee]

bean you moron

 

[Zach]

Oh, lord.

 

[klonere]

What happening

 

[righthandmouse]

what is happening marks?

 

[SallyIsNow]

¿Pos que paso weyes?

 

[31GhostsIV]

what is happening marks?

Bean started a thread about the current controversies surrounding WWE Superstar Paige.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Chuck Berry 😔

 

[Menome]

By the way Seph, I want Y2Kev as my manager. He knows how to Keep It Clean (TM).

 

[klonere]

Bean started a thread about the current controversies surrounding WWE Superstar Paige.

This seems like a bad idea.

 

[Data West]

I love seeing Bean in general populace

 

[slightconfuse]

Reminder match of the year going down tonight

PENTA el ZERO M/REY FENIX vs. Ricochet/Matt Sydal vs. The Young Bucks for the PWG World Tag Titles on March 18th!

 

[31GhostsIV]

This seems like a bad idea.

Almost as bad an idea as signing a contract for a match with this guy, without reading it first..

 

[Sweeney Tom]

bean you moron

Guess we know who the first ban of the night is

 

[Menome]

If it keeps it all out of this thread, then fine. There's nothing more that can be realistically discussed about it unless you're about to start critiquing the cinematography.

 

[Recall]

I'm watching NJPW Wrestling World 1997 (Jan 4th 1997) and it's pretty decent. Yoshihiro Taijiri vs Shinjiro Ohtani was quite fun as one would expect.

Ultimo Dragon vs Jushin Liger for the J Crown took a while to get going but was pretty ace. Liger killed Dragon with a sheer drop driver for the win. Liger was in a fuck you kind of mood.

 

[klonere]

Almost as bad an idea as signing a contract for a match with this guy, without reading it first..

Poor Big Bartholomew can't afford no schoolin' nor any fancy reading helpers, ain't his fault!

 

[righthandmouse]

why are they wasting aj on shane?

 

[31GhostsIV]

Poor Big Bartholomew can't afford no schoolin' nor any fancy reading helpers, ain't his fault!

He fights for the southern countries and the chickens!

 

[Heroman]

what is happening marks?

And you are?

 

[Bronx-Man]

bean has dedicated his life to working the marks. But he's in too deep now. Destined to a never-ending cycle of working a work until he works himself in a shoot.

 

[righthandmouse]

And you are?

your worst enemy. I am a pre pubescent male. step off

 

[Adree]

Southpaw shows that Gallows could really shine if allowed to write his own stuff ala New Day, he's always funny as hell on Talkin Shop.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

why are they wasting aj on shane?

Brock said no to Shane, Styles was his second choice and had no other option

 

[Recall]

Southpaw shows that Gallows could really shine if allowed to write his own stuff ala New Day, he's always funny as hell on Talkin Shop.

Loads of wrestlers have abilities to shine, WWE just doesn't like independant thought.

 

[righthandmouse]

Brock said no to Shane, Styles was his second choice and had no other option

you are fucking with me, right?

 

[funkystudent]

why are they wasting aj on shane?

Because Shane wants a match and Brock had enough pull to get out of it

 

[klonere]

Southpaw shows that Gallows could really shine if allowed to write his own stuff ala New Day, he's always funny as hell on Talkin Shop.

There's a two hour unscripted interview of Gallows completely in character out there somewhere and it's fucking incredible. The man has some talent for that shit at least.

 

[blackaroni]

After that Summer Slam concussion or whatever, we don't need another Shane match. I don't even know why he's still on the show tbh.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

you are fucking with me, right?

Styles doesn't have as much pull as a part timer whose contract is up the moment Mania 34 ends

 

[righthandmouse]

Because Shane wants a match and Brock had enough pull to get out of it

this is horse shit. shane should go fight dolph ziggler in a double hell in the cell match.. let them both jump off an 60ft cage. winner will be the fans

 

[Data West]

why are they wasting aj on shane?

because literally no one else on the roster can make an opponent look as good despite faults as aj

 

[HashtagLapsed]

After that Summer Slam concussion or whatever, we don't need another Shane match. I don't even know why he's still on the show tbh.

This is my concern too. That nastiness should have been a clear message he really shouldn't try and go anymore.

 

[Heroman]

your worst enemy. I am a pre pubescent male. step off

My enemies are dudes in their 40s so lace up my boots friend.

 

[Data West]

When has a McMahon ever said, 'This thing I'm doing is a bad, dangerous idea and isn't working. I should stop'?