Wonder if he has at least sipped a bit of water since last night?
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March Wrasslin' |OT| The March to Wrestlemania XXXIII!
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Wonder if he has at least sipped a bit of water since last night?
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
WrestleMania is 6 hours long. There is lots of room for everyone.
excelsiorlef
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Sounds about right
If anyone cares Ospreay vs Galloway is about to start.
Lol fuck me Ospreay is pulling the Low Ki Hitman Agent 47 gear. Striker literally just name dropped Low Ki... what are the odds given we were just talking about that.
Forgot squash matches.
HazySaiyan
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Wow Kerry Von Erich really hated cats
Ospreay posts on GAF confirmed
BewareTheBatsie
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1)Goldberg vs Brock Lesnar (Universal Title)
2)Seth Rollins vs Triple H
3)Roman Reigns vs The Undertaker
4)Chris Jericho vs Kevin Owens (US Title)
5)Samoa Joe vs Finn Balor
6)Gallows & Anderson vs Enzo/Cass (Raw Tag Team Titles)
7)Charlotte vs Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax vs Bayley (RAW Women's Title)
8)Neville vs Austin Aries vs Rich Swann vs Jack Gallgher vs Noam Dar vs Tozawa(Ladder Match Cruiserweight Title)
9)Andre The Giant Battle Royal
10)Bray Wyatt vs Randy Orton (WWE Title)
11)AJ Styles vs Shane McMahon
12)John Cena/Nikki Bella vs The Miz/Maryse
13)Dean Ambrose vs Baron Corbin (Intercontinental Title)
14)American Alpha vs The Usos (SD Tag Team TItles)
15)Alexa Bliss vs Naomi (SD Women's Title)
edit: 16)Rock/Hogan says stuff
17)New day says stuff.
BewareTheBatsie
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There's gonna be a fuck load of title defenses on the pre show for Wrestlemania, isn't there?
excelsiorlef
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It's funny seeing Ospreay really play heel when he's uber tweener in NJPW because Chaos is almost always fighting Suzuki-gun or LIJ or BC
excelsiorlef
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BobTheFork
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Holy shit, after 6 hours I would cheer Roman winning all the belts at once if it meant it was time to finally leave.
Ultra Show vs Shaq aka match of the night.
What should the last match be? Well, better.
What will be the last match? I don't even think Goldberg wants to be last. I know we give him a lot of shit but I think he worries about letting everyone down. I think he cares more than Brock, even though he can't perform.
HazySaiyan
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Goldberg/Brock probably
BronsonLee
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Ay mate if you're reading this stop flipping onto your knees and being a fucking idiot on Twitter
excelsiorlef
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If Goldberg can bump do you know how amazing a quick Super Beast Brock Lesnar annihilation of Goldberg would be?
The Strokes
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Ospreay has the face of a dickhead heel, wrestling with a shirt and tie accentuated that.
excelsiorlef
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He did finally take it off.
serenewarfare
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I predict a two hour pre-show with four matches. The two tag title matches, the cruiserweight match, and maybe the battle royal.
SallyIsNow
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That Roman/HHH main was one of the worst things I've seen. Titus and Dean could have put on a better match than that.
Brock/Goldberg is probably going to go last because that's Vince's big money match.
Orton/Wyatt is the match that should go last
I'm more tired of New Day than I am of any act on any WWE roster at this point. The whole ice cream gimmick is a rip of CM Punk, though I bet they actually get it. Their actual wrestling isn't bad, but their promos are more "get our shit in" than even Enzo and Cass. Let these guys breath outside of New Day, let Woods be a mid-card champion, let Kofi go form a random tag team with someone else (New Day has totally fucked the Kofi clock), let Big E be a good low upper card comedy act which they so badly need.
The New Day was fun a long time ago, but I just roll my eyes every time Big E comes over the PA now.
Also, that bike was totally a bike fitted with an indoors freezer that had New Day stickers on it. If they were cool like Austin they would drive an ice cream truck into the building.
I think the only act I'm more tired of is Byron Saxton trying to be a 10 year old. Commentary should be drunk uncles that know too much about wrestling talking shit about wrestling.
The New Day was fun a long time ago, but I just roll my eyes every time Big E comes over the PA now.
Also, that bike was totally a bike fitted with an indoors freezer that had New Day stickers on it. If they were cool like Austin they would drive an ice cream truck into the building.
I think the only act I'm more tired of is Byron Saxton trying to be a 10 year old. Commentary should be drunk uncles that know too much about wrestling talking shit about wrestling.
I bet Naomi and Alexa don't get their own match.
excelsiorlef
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Truthfully the ME should have been Owens/Jericho for the Universal title but ah well.
Yeah it's not like he isn't going to be pushed, not worried about that. Just the overemphasis on the shallow DA DEMON KING character.
It'll probably sell a ton of merch though.
excelsiorlef
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Nah. Lol Cena wins Mania Main Event is major no thanks for me.
The Strokes
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E and specially Kofi are great friends with CM, so there's probably some sort of acknowledgment from both parts.
Also, we all agree that the best use for the team now is to have them still together but with separate singles pushes. Woods with the Crusies, E as an upper midcarder and Kofi, just doing Kofi things.
HazySaiyan
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You'll get an AJ match with old-ass, not even a wrestler Shane McMahon and you will like it!
excelsiorlef
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Ospreay just sold a piledriver by flipping wtf...
Lord baby j.
They have to drag that feud on again off again and wear out AJ before they can put it on WM main event levels.
Still feels like a rip off though. I can see keeping them all together if they're doing separate things like E in the upper mid-card, Kofi below E and Woods in 205.
The Strokes
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Pretty fun match this Ospreay vs Galloway.
I am of the opinion that absolutely no wrestling show should go longer than Once Upon a Time in America.
HazySaiyan
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I really want a singles match between SANADA and Michael Elgin
The double main event of WrestleMania this year should have been AJ vs Cena and KO vs Jericho.
Unless it's GWF, of course
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Unless it's GWF, of course
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excelsiorlef
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Ok a Giant Swing Future Shock DDT combination is a sick finish.
That finish was great. I take issue with some of Ospreay's selling
That finish was great. I take issue with some of Ospreay's selling
Can you imagine 2017 Sephzilla telling little baby 2004 Sephzilla "hey, these guys will be headlining WrestleMania 13 years from now!"
Mind-blowing.
Not the Rock, brother.
My darkest fear is that The New Day is only hosting WM so they can bring out Hogan and accept his "apology" on behalf of all black people.
I like to think I'm being irrational and that not even WWE is that tone deaf. And yet I can't shake the feeling.
I was 18 in 2004
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I think they should strongly consider doing a champions v. champions match with the tag teams. I don't think they're doing themselves any favors adding matches to the card just so they can say that title was defended.
Imagine 2017 Sephzilla telling little baby 2004 Sephzilla that the next two presidents would be a black guy and Donald Trump.
Awwwwww. Adorable.
You say that with a match like Shaq vs Show and AJ vs Shane.