FallingEdge
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oh yeah i wanted to get that. link?
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March Wrasslin' |OT| The NXT Era Has ArRIVED
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oh yeah i wanted to get that. link?
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It's like you never use Twitter.
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ytr-vtr-toru-together-2-translation-project
Buy it brother!
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Woohoo reading now! Been itchin to see this travesty.
BronsonLee
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I was there, Stro! Do my Mania proud
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Damn, that was just a miserable subject. A shame.
Love the repeating gifs though.
Love the repeating gifs though.
There was nothing to do or be proud about.
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Is there a better final mode for gifmaking? Do you still watch in another browser or do they give resize now?
I now do them only in Firefox and use Gifcam's resizer.
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I've still not made my gifs yet, thanks.
I prefer 33 FPS, but 16 seems to work pretty much just as well.
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Gotta have that high framerate. Still, at 24fps, there's not much of a change. Maybe 16 is worth it.
No. He was so blown up so early into it that I couldn't tell what was pain and what was gasping for breath.
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I was also there, but I missed the preshow, the opener, and the second match. Sigh.
It was intentional. By "botching" the name of website, I was drawing similarities to how the whole show, but specifically the Rock/Cena match were botched and had such minimal effort put into them. I'm glad you noticed the small details.
I think they decided to invest on the Network because of stuff like this. It's like, people are commenting on social media, people are buying merch, people are going to the live events, but the ratings and the PPV buyrates are all over the place.
I think somewhere on their data there are indications that people are watching the shows, just not in any way that gives them money.
It was intentional. By "botching" the name of website, I was drawing similarities to how the whole show, but specifically the Rock/Cena match were botched and had such minimal effort put into them. I'm glad you noticed the small details.
And now you botched the gif by using an Axl Rose gif instead of something wrestling-related!
Haha!
Why was Hayes the 'voice' of Freebirds when Gordy could cut a better promo than him
http://phonyhulkamania.tumblr.com/post/79576360216
http://phonyhulkamania.tumblr.com/post/79576360216
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ROCK SOLID WRESTLEMANIA PREDICTION WHICH I WILL BET ONE MONTH OF AVATAR ON -
DANIEL BRYAN WILL WIN TITLE AT MANIA; LOSE TITLE AT RAW AFTER MANIA
Who wants in bitches?
DANIEL BRYAN WILL WIN TITLE AT MANIA; LOSE TITLE AT RAW AFTER MANIA
Who wants in bitches?
BronsonLee
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Watching these Slam City shorts (they're on the Network)
Uh...what
Uh...what
Avatar? If this happens, I will shave my beard. For real.
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YO I'LL PUT MY BEARD UP AGAINST YOURS SUCKA
If this goes though we are going to need pictures, for before and after.
I like to imagine Bray sitting in front of a busted old TV in a dirty rotten shack just enjoying Total Divas and taking notes.
Are you ready for gifs? Because I have gifs, mother fuckers.
Welcome to my first review. Welcome to WRESTLEMANIA 2000!
Lets begin with a little bit of background/history on this PPV. My cousin ordered Wrestlemania All Day Long. I was 15 at the time. We watched 12 hours straight of WWE. By watch, I mean we had it on in the background while we performed our own Ladder Match with his dads ladder in the living room. Probably why my back is fucked up to this day, but thats another story. This is my first time revisiting this PPV in 14 years. When I was 15, this was one of the best PPV ever. It had naked girls, hardcore matches, and cursing.
Returning to the scene of the crime 14 years later as a 29 year old, and this PPV is just painful to watch. It makes me embarrassed for my 14 year old self.
Lets get this party started. Witness my slow descent into madness.
We are live from the Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim, CA! Home of Wrestlemania XII 4 years ago, but for some reason we are back in this dump during the hottest time in the companys history because Vince probably brokered this deal while the company was flopping during the New Generation Era.
We head straight to the ring for the National Anthem, performed by our favorite future ring announcer and singer, Lilian Garcia! Remember Clan Tags?
Respectful Anaheim fans stand for our National Anthem.
SIGNS! Were back in the Attitude Era, baby!
Video Package: Wrestlemania is Important, Damn it!
But that was then THIS IS NOW (unfortunately)
A MCMAHON IS EVERY CORNER! Because this is why we watch wrestling! Thanks Austin for giving us this fucking match.
Time to start this show! Our announcing team, Jerry I Still Care Lawler, and Jim He should still be doing this today Ross! JR announces 19,776 fans are in the Arrowhead Pond! Lets pretend we wish we booked this WM at this tiny ass shithole!
First match of the night! Godfather and DLo Brown vs Big Boss Man and Bull Buchanan! Exciting.
Godfather and DLo Brown hit the ring with a bunch of skanky ass hos and Ice T saying PIMPIN AINT PIMPIN AINT EASY MAN over and over and over and over and over again. GRAB YO BITCHES, proclaims Ice-T.
HO DOWN!
This entire gimmick just makes me embarrassed now. I was a total Godfather mark, but now it just feels lame as fuck. 2014 mentality!
Oh well, lets move on to their opponents! BIG BOSS MAN AND BULL BUCHANAN!
Apparently they have a relationship going back to Cobb County, Georgia. I want to know more about this, but JR moves on and King is mesmerized by the hos.
KISS MAH ASS!
DLo kicks off WM with the first glimpse of offense on Bull! Punches! Shoot into the ropes! Heel kick! DLo tags in Godfather, they perform some standard tag team moves.
Godfather just looks sloppy, cheesy, out of shape, and just nasty. DLo deserved better than this. Standard offense to start the match. Later in the match DLo gets some corner punches in, then shoots Bull into the opposite corner but Bull counters it nicely!
Its already obvious DLo will be the guy who gets his ass kicked the entire match. This match is getting boring. Feels like a Raw match. This entire WM feels like a Raw because its in god damn ARROWHEAD POND! Seriously, Vince?! Ooooooh Bull did something again! I like this guy.
Match slows down again. I swear most of this match is just DLo getting his ass kicked while Godfathers fat ass stands in the corner. Bull continues to kick DLos ass, and now has him in a bear hug. DLo breaks out, and is knocked down again. Boss Man is tagged in, and continues the DLo beat down. JR makes an XFL joke. Bull is tagged in, continues to beat DLo down. This match is so fucking boring. OMG DLo did something! HURRICARANA!
Godfather is hot tagged! INSTANT OFFENSE! Its like hes been out of the match for 90% of it! HO TRAIN! Immediately tags in DLo, who is somehow completely fresh now. Nevermind, Boss Man side slam, Bull top rope leg drop. Match over. Boss Man and Bull now stalk the hos like some GAF creeps.
Cut to Steph and Triple H. Déjà vu.
Next up is the Hardcore Battle Royal! Rules? THERE ARE NO RULES. Nah, there are rules. We have a conference with the participants. 24/7 rule is over for the night, as Crash Holly puts the belt up in the Hardcore Battle Royal. In the 15 minute time limit, there can be an unlimited amount of title changes. Whoever is the champion at the end of the 15 mins is the new Hardcore champion!
The participants are in no particular order, but in the order they were introduced: Taz, Viscera (R.I.P.), MEAN STREET POSSE (GUZIM!), Hardcore Holly (P.O.S.), Kai En Tai, Headbangers Mosh and Thrasher, Acolytes, and our current Hardcore Champion Crash Holly (R.I.P.).
Its complete and utter boring mayhem! Everyone is either completely out of shape or completely wasted (or completely both!) Taz is the new champion 20 seconds into the match! But we miss it because of incompetent producers.
Boring ass mayhem continues! Viscera is the new champion because Tazs dumb ass decides to jump out of the ring and fight Viscera on the outside.
MAYHEM! So. Fucking. Boring. People beating the shit out of each other with speed signs, baking sheets, tennis rackets, trash cans, and Japanese flags at the speed of a Hogan/Warrior WCW match. Everyone is blown up. Everyone just wants to go to the back and watch the rest of the PPV. Viscera has been champion for 3-4 minutes now. Iron Man. BRADSHAW GOES OFF!
P.O.S. and one of the Headbangers get near falls on Viscera. Viscera is still the champion! 10 minutes left! More boring mayhem, nothing amounting to anything other than backyard wrestling.
Lets fight! Nah I change my mind
8 minutes and 30 seconds left. Viscera is still champion. GOING TO THE TOP ROPE! Moron.
Acolytes kick his ass, and then push Kai En Tai on top of him!? Funaki is now Hardcore Champion! Taka is pissed as fuck and kicks his ass. Funaki is taking off! WERE GOING TO THE BACK!
Rodney pins Funaki! NEW CHAMPION!
Joey Abs pins Rodney! NEW CHAMPION!
Thrasher pins Joey Abs! NEW CHAMPION!
Pete Gas pins Thrasher! NEW CHAMPION!
5 minutes remaining!
Taz pins Pete Gas! NEW CHAMPION!
Thank you Mosh! *clap clap clapclapclap*
3 minutes left! Holly cousins begin to double team Taz in the ring! Random ECW chant for the first time of the night. Taz keeps going for pins WHILE HE IS THE CHAMPION. No one gives a shit in this god damn match! 2 minutes remaining! Crash and P.O.S. are fighting over who pins Taz in the ring. Taz continues to try to pin people while he is the god damn champion. Less than a minute remaining!
Crash Holly pins Taz with 30 seconds left! NEW CHAMPION!
Taz is back up! TAZMISSION! Wait, no. Fuck you P.O.S.
Are you fucking kidding me? P.O.S. is the new Hardcore champion. No time remaining. Fuck this shit.
Lets take a look back at WWE Axess! We get random interviews from Val Venis, Chyna, and Jericho. KANE FANS! SOULPLAYA!
Marlena, Big Show, Trish Stratus. All the big stars are here! WAIT! SHAWN MICHAELS! Probably high enough to not remember a single thing about this weekend (or year).
Young Coach! Young Cole!
Bikertakers streak is on hold this year
Its time for Al Snow and Steve Blackman vs Test and Prince Albert with Trish Stratus!
HEAD CHEESE! Apparently Wrestlemania is a special day, so time to introduce a new gimmick. Chester McCheeserton.
LOL GET IT? HE HAS ASS CHEEKS! OMG VINCE YOU GENIUS!
T&A is coming out. I said GOTDAM.
Teddy Long is our referee, playa! WE GOT A TAG TEAM MATCH! JRs headset goes out, so King has to carry the show. Dear god. Kings jokes with no one to play them off. Match is boring. Punches. Clotheslines. Shoulder blocks. Punches. Some kicks. Meh. I give no shits about this match right now after that Chester McCheeserton thing just happened. Seriously, Vince? What is wrong with this old man? I mean, I know, but I still have to ask. Match continues with punches, kicks, clotheslines. Now apparently Chester is trying to grab Trishs ass, or something. Attitude era is not being well represented tonight. Crowd is completely dead. Test is tagged in, no reaction.
Test pins Snow, even though hes not the legal man. Of course, Teddy counts the pinfall. Near fall. Fans are having air horn wars. Match looks like a bowling shoe, according to JR. I agree. Al Snow is slammed, and then immediately stands up because of reasons.
Test elbow drop on Blackman. Match is over. Thank god. Bowling shoes.
Time for the hilarious post-match promo by Al Snow. More hilarious Chester McCheeserton jokes. King just said Chester McCheeserton with the most racist Mexican accent. God damn this show. ITS TIME TO CUT THE CHEESE.
We cut to the back where Kat and Mae Young discuss Kats match later that night.
Lots of Austin Powers-esque sight gags.
Welcome to my first review. Welcome to WRESTLEMANIA 2000!
Lets begin with a little bit of background/history on this PPV. My cousin ordered Wrestlemania All Day Long. I was 15 at the time. We watched 12 hours straight of WWE. By watch, I mean we had it on in the background while we performed our own Ladder Match with his dads ladder in the living room. Probably why my back is fucked up to this day, but thats another story. This is my first time revisiting this PPV in 14 years. When I was 15, this was one of the best PPV ever. It had naked girls, hardcore matches, and cursing.
Returning to the scene of the crime 14 years later as a 29 year old, and this PPV is just painful to watch. It makes me embarrassed for my 14 year old self.
Lets get this party started. Witness my slow descent into madness.
We are live from the Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim, CA! Home of Wrestlemania XII 4 years ago, but for some reason we are back in this dump during the hottest time in the companys history because Vince probably brokered this deal while the company was flopping during the New Generation Era.
We head straight to the ring for the National Anthem, performed by our favorite future ring announcer and singer, Lilian Garcia! Remember Clan Tags?
Respectful Anaheim fans stand for our National Anthem.
SIGNS! Were back in the Attitude Era, baby!
Video Package: Wrestlemania is Important, Damn it!
But that was then THIS IS NOW (unfortunately)
A MCMAHON IS EVERY CORNER! Because this is why we watch wrestling! Thanks Austin for giving us this fucking match.
Time to start this show! Our announcing team, Jerry I Still Care Lawler, and Jim He should still be doing this today Ross! JR announces 19,776 fans are in the Arrowhead Pond! Lets pretend we wish we booked this WM at this tiny ass shithole!
First match of the night! Godfather and DLo Brown vs Big Boss Man and Bull Buchanan! Exciting.
Godfather and DLo Brown hit the ring with a bunch of skanky ass hos and Ice T saying PIMPIN AINT PIMPIN AINT EASY MAN over and over and over and over and over again. GRAB YO BITCHES, proclaims Ice-T.
HO DOWN!
This entire gimmick just makes me embarrassed now. I was a total Godfather mark, but now it just feels lame as fuck. 2014 mentality!
Oh well, lets move on to their opponents! BIG BOSS MAN AND BULL BUCHANAN!
Apparently they have a relationship going back to Cobb County, Georgia. I want to know more about this, but JR moves on and King is mesmerized by the hos.
KISS MAH ASS!
DLo kicks off WM with the first glimpse of offense on Bull! Punches! Shoot into the ropes! Heel kick! DLo tags in Godfather, they perform some standard tag team moves.
Godfather just looks sloppy, cheesy, out of shape, and just nasty. DLo deserved better than this. Standard offense to start the match. Later in the match DLo gets some corner punches in, then shoots Bull into the opposite corner but Bull counters it nicely!
Its already obvious DLo will be the guy who gets his ass kicked the entire match. This match is getting boring. Feels like a Raw match. This entire WM feels like a Raw because its in god damn ARROWHEAD POND! Seriously, Vince?! Ooooooh Bull did something again! I like this guy.
Match slows down again. I swear most of this match is just DLo getting his ass kicked while Godfathers fat ass stands in the corner. Bull continues to kick DLos ass, and now has him in a bear hug. DLo breaks out, and is knocked down again. Boss Man is tagged in, and continues the DLo beat down. JR makes an XFL joke. Bull is tagged in, continues to beat DLo down. This match is so fucking boring. OMG DLo did something! HURRICARANA!
Godfather is hot tagged! INSTANT OFFENSE! Its like hes been out of the match for 90% of it! HO TRAIN! Immediately tags in DLo, who is somehow completely fresh now. Nevermind, Boss Man side slam, Bull top rope leg drop. Match over. Boss Man and Bull now stalk the hos like some GAF creeps.
Cut to Steph and Triple H. Déjà vu.
Next up is the Hardcore Battle Royal! Rules? THERE ARE NO RULES. Nah, there are rules. We have a conference with the participants. 24/7 rule is over for the night, as Crash Holly puts the belt up in the Hardcore Battle Royal. In the 15 minute time limit, there can be an unlimited amount of title changes. Whoever is the champion at the end of the 15 mins is the new Hardcore champion!
The participants are in no particular order, but in the order they were introduced: Taz, Viscera (R.I.P.), MEAN STREET POSSE (GUZIM!), Hardcore Holly (P.O.S.), Kai En Tai, Headbangers Mosh and Thrasher, Acolytes, and our current Hardcore Champion Crash Holly (R.I.P.).
Its complete and utter boring mayhem! Everyone is either completely out of shape or completely wasted (or completely both!) Taz is the new champion 20 seconds into the match! But we miss it because of incompetent producers.
Boring ass mayhem continues! Viscera is the new champion because Tazs dumb ass decides to jump out of the ring and fight Viscera on the outside.
MAYHEM! So. Fucking. Boring. People beating the shit out of each other with speed signs, baking sheets, tennis rackets, trash cans, and Japanese flags at the speed of a Hogan/Warrior WCW match. Everyone is blown up. Everyone just wants to go to the back and watch the rest of the PPV. Viscera has been champion for 3-4 minutes now. Iron Man. BRADSHAW GOES OFF!
P.O.S. and one of the Headbangers get near falls on Viscera. Viscera is still the champion! 10 minutes left! More boring mayhem, nothing amounting to anything other than backyard wrestling.
Lets fight! Nah I change my mind
8 minutes and 30 seconds left. Viscera is still champion. GOING TO THE TOP ROPE! Moron.
Acolytes kick his ass, and then push Kai En Tai on top of him!? Funaki is now Hardcore Champion! Taka is pissed as fuck and kicks his ass. Funaki is taking off! WERE GOING TO THE BACK!
Rodney pins Funaki! NEW CHAMPION!
Joey Abs pins Rodney! NEW CHAMPION!
Thrasher pins Joey Abs! NEW CHAMPION!
Pete Gas pins Thrasher! NEW CHAMPION!
5 minutes remaining!
Taz pins Pete Gas! NEW CHAMPION!
Thank you Mosh! *clap clap clapclapclap*
3 minutes left! Holly cousins begin to double team Taz in the ring! Random ECW chant for the first time of the night. Taz keeps going for pins WHILE HE IS THE CHAMPION. No one gives a shit in this god damn match! 2 minutes remaining! Crash and P.O.S. are fighting over who pins Taz in the ring. Taz continues to try to pin people while he is the god damn champion. Less than a minute remaining!
Crash Holly pins Taz with 30 seconds left! NEW CHAMPION!
Taz is back up! TAZMISSION! Wait, no. Fuck you P.O.S.
Are you fucking kidding me? P.O.S. is the new Hardcore champion. No time remaining. Fuck this shit.
Lets take a look back at WWE Axess! We get random interviews from Val Venis, Chyna, and Jericho. KANE FANS! SOULPLAYA!
Marlena, Big Show, Trish Stratus. All the big stars are here! WAIT! SHAWN MICHAELS! Probably high enough to not remember a single thing about this weekend (or year).
Young Coach! Young Cole!
Bikertakers streak is on hold this year
Its time for Al Snow and Steve Blackman vs Test and Prince Albert with Trish Stratus!
HEAD CHEESE! Apparently Wrestlemania is a special day, so time to introduce a new gimmick. Chester McCheeserton.
LOL GET IT? HE HAS ASS CHEEKS! OMG VINCE YOU GENIUS!
T&A is coming out. I said GOTDAM.
Teddy Long is our referee, playa! WE GOT A TAG TEAM MATCH! JRs headset goes out, so King has to carry the show. Dear god. Kings jokes with no one to play them off. Match is boring. Punches. Clotheslines. Shoulder blocks. Punches. Some kicks. Meh. I give no shits about this match right now after that Chester McCheeserton thing just happened. Seriously, Vince? What is wrong with this old man? I mean, I know, but I still have to ask. Match continues with punches, kicks, clotheslines. Now apparently Chester is trying to grab Trishs ass, or something. Attitude era is not being well represented tonight. Crowd is completely dead. Test is tagged in, no reaction.
Test pins Snow, even though hes not the legal man. Of course, Teddy counts the pinfall. Near fall. Fans are having air horn wars. Match looks like a bowling shoe, according to JR. I agree. Al Snow is slammed, and then immediately stands up because of reasons.
Test elbow drop on Blackman. Match is over. Thank god. Bowling shoes.
Time for the hilarious post-match promo by Al Snow. More hilarious Chester McCheeserton jokes. King just said Chester McCheeserton with the most racist Mexican accent. God damn this show. ITS TIME TO CUT THE CHEESE.
We cut to the back where Kat and Mae Young discuss Kats match later that night.
Lots of Austin Powers-esque sight gags.
Sierra! Hotel! India! Echo! Lima! Delta!
Romeo? India? Papa? - Oscar? Foxtrot? Foxtrot?
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Fuck Main Event. The Cha
Metal Gear IS HERE!!!
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Its time for the first-ever Triangle Tag-Team Ladder Match! A prelude to the TLC match. Dudley Boys! Hardy Boyz! Edge and Christian! Finally Im a little excited. We are reminded that Edge attended Wrestlemania VI in Toronto, we are also reminded that Wrestlemania was held in an arena that held more than 19K people. Shitty ass Arrowhead Pond. Goddamn it.
Mayhem begins! Punches are flying! All six men are making their Wrestlemania debuts! Cool stuff. I miss the Dudley Boys. I wish they were back in the WWE. I also miss the Hardy Boyz, but I do not wish they were back in the WWE.
As the night goes on, Im beginning to get tired. I just had 2 8.4 FL OZ Red Bulls (Total Zero) and made myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It was delicious. 5 stars.
Honestly, this match is just going to turn into a gif post because thats all this match was. Spots galore.
Oh shit!
Matt Hardy looks god damn ridiculous with blonde streaks in his hair. Cut that shit out, Matt.
Just complete carnage in the ring.
Flying Hug!
Butt punch!
Fans are actually alive for this match. First time of the night. This place LOVES the Dudleys though. Oh yeah, fuck Christian.
GET DA TABLES! Even though all we need to do is climb a ladder, take the belts down and leave. Fuck your career, Matt!
I need to ly down now
Jeffs career defining moment.
Edge kills Matt Hardy. Edge and Christian win! NEW CHAMPS!
We go to the back with future Senator Linda and Mick!
I want people talking about this match for the next 10 years says Mick. The match was forgotten the next night on Raw. #thanksmick
Its time for the Kat vs Marlena CAT FIGHT! *sigh* with special guest ref Val Venis of course. (video is corrupted on that part on WWE Network for some reason
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First woman to throw her opponent from the ring to the floor wins.
Yup. This is going to be a match. Attitude Era, ladies and gentlemen.
Val makes out with both contestants because why not. Mae tries to show her puppies. Mae makes out with Val now. After Marlena is thrown out multiple times by Kat with Val missing it, Marlena wins the match after Vals attention is free from Mae and Kat is on the outside of the ring. There was a wrestling move in this match!
Mae does a Bronco Buster (fuck this move)
Time to strip Marlena!
This show. This show. The worst of Attitude Era all packed into these 3 hours. My god.
We go to the back, with The Radicals! They have my attention back! Eddie! Saturn! Malenko! My guys! oh wait, Chyna and Too Cool. Benoit of course is not in this match, as hes in the Triple Threat IC title match with Jericho and Angle.
Blah.
Too Cool is super over. Latino Heat still got it. Chyna wants it.
Fuck this match. Why is Malenko in this match? Its just a goofball spotfest. I guess Im amused by JR having to say Grandmaster Sexaaaaaay over and over again. Seriously, fuck you WWE for letting WCW use Malenko better than you. All this talent in the ring, and the entire match is just a comedy break. The other amusing part of the match was Chyna splitting her pants and having to work the rest of the match trying to hold them up, and the finish depended on her spots. Chyna beats the crap out of The Radicals, gets the pin on Eddie after completely destroying him. Thanks Vince. King continues to use his Mexican accent, screaming Latino Heat! *sigh*
Video Package: All Day Long Winner wins Best Mom Award
She already knows about WM2000. Kid wants a puff. Send in the Attitude Dudes!
She fancy, yall.
Cut to the back. Big Show/Shane promo. I want to go to sleep. Its 1AM.
Its time for the Angle/Jericho/Benoit IC AND European title match! 2 falls match! First fall is for the IC title, second fall for the European title! Kurt Angle is pretty much the Attitude Era Bo Dallas. This gimmick is always awesome. All 3 men are competing in their first Wrestlemania as well.
Hey, Jerichos chest looks normal!
This guy.
Kurt Angle looking normal as well.
I forgot how good Benoit was in the ring. Dude was a machine. Every move looked perfect, with speed and power. Why did you have to be a murdering asshole? Match is great. Red Bull is wearing off, but I dont care. These guys are working well together, and are having a legit wrestling match. Not a bullshit comedy match. Not a bullshit Sunday Night Heat match. Not a bullshit hardcore match. Just a straight up honest to goodness wrestling match.
Hey Vince, take Angle with you!
Benoit with the first pinfall on Jericho! NEW IC CHAMPION!
This match also has the beginning of Kurt Angles dumb ass moonsaults.
Jericho pins Benoit with the Lionsault! New European champion! Kurt Angle goes into the match with 2 titles, leaves with no titles, and was never pinned! NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE!
We go to the back with Vince and his puppet, Michael Cole. Blah blah blah we will win. These McMahon promos have been boring as fucking fuck all night. I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS FAMILY! GOD DAMN IT!
JR lets us know that WM has been sold out for months. I would hope so. YOU HAVE 19K PEOPLE! IN SHITTY ASS ARROWHEAD POND! God damn it Vince, you couldnt get out of this deal?
Here comes the Worst DX. Tori. X-Pac. Road Dogg. Why did DX keep going? Fucking X-Pac. Kane and Rikishi are coming out next. No fucking idea why they are teammates, this is all a blur to me now. Shitty match goes 4 minutes. King calls Kane the Big Red Retard, gotta love the Attitude Era. Kane is such a gentleman.
And Tori gets the Stinkface because it's hilarious for reasons.
Kanes shitty tombstone
These fans love Too Cool. Why? God damn it. Time to kill Pete Rose.
And Pete dead. Again.
Stinkface on Pete and we are out of here. Kane wishes he was with Undertaker.
We go to the back with a Rock promo. Even Prime Rock cant even get me excited for this god damn show or match. Hey, its Screech and Martin Short!
Its time for the McMahon Fatal McMahon Four McMahon Way McMahon! MCMAHON! EVERY CORNER! MCMAHON! Mick Foley! Big Show! The Rock! Triple H! Fuck them, they are nothing. MCMAHON!!!!! McMahons are here, guys! MCMAHONS! MY GOD THE MCMAHONS! Its 2AM! MCMAHON!!! I love Triple H's My Time theme. I don't know why.
Let's start the fucking match. Fuck Big Show.
Ok, Im starting to really like this match for some reason.
Vinces boy eliminates Shanes boy. We are down to THREE McMahon! Bye Shane!
Hey, Triple H. Fuck you too!
This is fun! Im sure nothing bad will happen now that Rock and Foley are on the same page
AW GOD DAMN IT! These fucking morons. #thanksmick Also, these morons keep breaking up pins. ITS A FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH! I am physically and mentally tired of these guys using zero ring psychology tonight.
Oh, here comes Mick to save the day.
I know Linda. I know.
Mick is Pedigreed on a chair in the ring. He gone. This is his final match, until his next final match. Down to TWO MCMAHONS! Steph vs Vince! Before Mick goes out, he comes back in and nails Triple H with the barbed wire bat! Rock covers! ONE! TWO! TRIPLE H KICKS OUT! Of course he does! What a man! What a COO! Match continues! Lots of action on the outside.
MAH GAWD!
SHANE IS BACK! HES ATTACKING VINCE! But Vince no-sells it like a god damn champ. #forever
This match has literally turned into a MCMAHONFEST! MCMAHONS! MCMAHONS EVERYWHERE! MCMAHON ON MCMAHON VIOLENCE!
MCMAHON ON THE LATE MICHAEL CLARK DUNCAN VIOLENCE!
VINCE IS BACK!
Vince turns on Rock! GAWD DAMN IT!
ROCK KICKED OUT! HES STILL IN IT! One more chair shot, and its over. Triple H retains. Trash is being thrown in the ring. Fuck this company.
FUCK YOU TOO STEPH!
What a clusterfuck of an ending. Just to make sure Triple H retains his title.
I want to go home.
I now hate the Attitude Era.
Mayhem begins! Punches are flying! All six men are making their Wrestlemania debuts! Cool stuff. I miss the Dudley Boys. I wish they were back in the WWE. I also miss the Hardy Boyz, but I do not wish they were back in the WWE.
As the night goes on, Im beginning to get tired. I just had 2 8.4 FL OZ Red Bulls (Total Zero) and made myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It was delicious. 5 stars.
Honestly, this match is just going to turn into a gif post because thats all this match was. Spots galore.
Oh shit!
Matt Hardy looks god damn ridiculous with blonde streaks in his hair. Cut that shit out, Matt.
Just complete carnage in the ring.
Flying Hug!
Butt punch!
Fans are actually alive for this match. First time of the night. This place LOVES the Dudleys though. Oh yeah, fuck Christian.
GET DA TABLES! Even though all we need to do is climb a ladder, take the belts down and leave. Fuck your career, Matt!
I need to ly down now
Jeffs career defining moment.
Edge kills Matt Hardy. Edge and Christian win! NEW CHAMPS!
We go to the back with future Senator Linda and Mick!
I want people talking about this match for the next 10 years says Mick. The match was forgotten the next night on Raw. #thanksmick
Its time for the Kat vs Marlena CAT FIGHT! *sigh* with special guest ref Val Venis of course. (video is corrupted on that part on WWE Network for some reason
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First woman to throw her opponent from the ring to the floor wins.
Yup. This is going to be a match. Attitude Era, ladies and gentlemen.
Val makes out with both contestants because why not. Mae tries to show her puppies. Mae makes out with Val now. After Marlena is thrown out multiple times by Kat with Val missing it, Marlena wins the match after Vals attention is free from Mae and Kat is on the outside of the ring. There was a wrestling move in this match!
Mae does a Bronco Buster (fuck this move)
Time to strip Marlena!
This show. This show. The worst of Attitude Era all packed into these 3 hours. My god.
We go to the back, with The Radicals! They have my attention back! Eddie! Saturn! Malenko! My guys! oh wait, Chyna and Too Cool.
Benoit of course is not in this match, as hes in the Triple Threat IC title match with Jericho and Angle.
Blah.
Too Cool is super over. Latino Heat still got it. Chyna wants it.
Fuck this match. Why is Malenko in this match? Its just a goofball spotfest. I guess Im amused by JR having to say Grandmaster Sexaaaaaay over and over again. Seriously, fuck you WWE for letting WCW use Malenko better than you. All this talent in the ring, and the entire match is just a comedy break. The other amusing part of the match was Chyna splitting her pants and having to work the rest of the match trying to hold them up, and the finish depended on her spots. Chyna beats the crap out of The Radicals, gets the pin on Eddie after completely destroying him. Thanks Vince. King continues to use his Mexican accent, screaming Latino Heat! *sigh*
Video Package: All Day Long Winner wins Best Mom Award
She already knows about WM2000. Kid wants a puff. Send in the Attitude Dudes!
She fancy, yall.
Cut to the back. Big Show/Shane promo. I want to go to sleep. Its 1AM.
Its time for the Angle/Jericho/Benoit IC AND European title match! 2 falls match! First fall is for the IC title, second fall for the European title! Kurt Angle is pretty much the Attitude Era Bo Dallas. This gimmick is always awesome. All 3 men are competing in their first Wrestlemania as well.
Hey, Jerichos chest looks normal!
This guy.
Kurt Angle looking normal as well.
I forgot how good Benoit was in the ring. Dude was a machine. Every move looked perfect, with speed and power. Why did you have to be a murdering asshole?
Match is great. Red Bull is wearing off, but I dont care. These guys are working well together, and are having a legit wrestling match. Not a bullshit comedy match. Not a bullshit Sunday Night Heat match. Not a bullshit hardcore match. Just a straight up honest to goodness wrestling match.Hey Vince, take Angle with you!
Benoit with the first pinfall on Jericho! NEW IC CHAMPION!
This match also has the beginning of Kurt Angles dumb ass moonsaults.
Jericho pins Benoit with the Lionsault! New European champion! Kurt Angle goes into the match with 2 titles, leaves with no titles, and was never pinned! NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE!
We go to the back with Vince and his puppet, Michael Cole. Blah blah blah we will win. These McMahon promos have been boring as fucking fuck all night. I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS FAMILY! GOD DAMN IT!
JR lets us know that WM has been sold out for months. I would hope so. YOU HAVE 19K PEOPLE! IN SHITTY ASS ARROWHEAD POND! God damn it Vince, you couldnt get out of this deal?
Here comes the Worst DX. Tori. X-Pac. Road Dogg. Why did DX keep going? Fucking X-Pac. Kane and Rikishi are coming out next. No fucking idea why they are teammates, this is all a blur to me now. Shitty match goes 4 minutes. King calls Kane the Big Red Retard, gotta love the Attitude Era. Kane is such a gentleman.
And Tori gets the Stinkface because it's hilarious for reasons.
Kanes shitty tombstone
These fans love Too Cool. Why? God damn it. Time to kill Pete Rose.
And Pete dead. Again.
Stinkface on Pete and we are out of here. Kane wishes he was with Undertaker.
We go to the back with a Rock promo. Even Prime Rock cant even get me excited for this god damn show or match. Hey, its Screech and Martin Short!
Its time for the McMahon Fatal McMahon Four McMahon Way McMahon! MCMAHON! EVERY CORNER! MCMAHON! Mick Foley! Big Show! The Rock! Triple H! Fuck them, they are nothing. MCMAHON!!!!! McMahons are here, guys! MCMAHONS! MY GOD THE MCMAHONS! Its 2AM! MCMAHON!!! I love Triple H's My Time theme. I don't know why.
Let's start the fucking match. Fuck Big Show.
Ok, Im starting to really like this match for some reason.
Vinces boy eliminates Shanes boy. We are down to THREE McMahon! Bye Shane!
Hey, Triple H. Fuck you too!
This is fun! Im sure nothing bad will happen now that Rock and Foley are on the same page
AW GOD DAMN IT! These fucking morons. #thanksmick Also, these morons keep breaking up pins. ITS A FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH! I am physically and mentally tired of these guys using zero ring psychology tonight.
Oh, here comes Mick to save the day.
I know Linda. I know.
Mick is Pedigreed on a chair in the ring. He gone. This is his final match, until his next final match. Down to TWO MCMAHONS! Steph vs Vince! Before Mick goes out, he comes back in and nails Triple H with the barbed wire bat! Rock covers! ONE! TWO! TRIPLE H KICKS OUT! Of course he does! What a man! What a COO! Match continues! Lots of action on the outside.
MAH GAWD!
SHANE IS BACK! HES ATTACKING VINCE! But Vince no-sells it like a god damn champ. #forever
This match has literally turned into a MCMAHONFEST! MCMAHONS! MCMAHONS EVERYWHERE! MCMAHON ON MCMAHON VIOLENCE!
MCMAHON ON THE LATE MICHAEL CLARK DUNCAN VIOLENCE!
VINCE IS BACK!
Vince turns on Rock! GAWD DAMN IT!
ROCK KICKED OUT! HES STILL IN IT! One more chair shot, and its over. Triple H retains. Trash is being thrown in the ring. Fuck this company.
FUCK YOU TOO STEPH!
What a clusterfuck of an ending. Just to make sure Triple H retains his title.
I want to go home.
I now hate the Attitude Era.
So you know how I said I've been sick for the past few weeks ever since hooking up with that MILF? Well, as it turns out, she ended up having bronchitis, which means I've probably been hanging out with bronchitis for weeks, been trying to work out and do bike rides with it.
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The legends roustabouts are really cool
They need tondo some modern ones.
TAZ is just chomping on a cigar
They need tondo some modern ones.
TAZ is just chomping on a cigar
But she smelled like lavender. How can someone who smells like lavender get you sick?
BronsonLee
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The ones in HD are the kinda modern ones but ya gimme mooore of those
This will come in handy. Fuck you Big Shoe.
And this made me die laughing. Sorry Mick.
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