It indeed is a pack full of cute lies. But who needs truth when you got cute? ^_^
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March Wrasslin' |OT2| The Road To Raw After Wrestlemania XXX has begun....
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It indeed is a pack full of cute lies. But who needs truth when you got cute? ^_^
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If you watch the Bray/Bryan and Shield/Wyatt matches and think Bray isn't legit, you should stick to indies or something.
oh my god did this really happen
I'm pretty sure Bray only lost 2 solo matches down in NXT. One loss to Y2J and the other was to Bo...
Macho Madness
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Somebody goin get their ass kicked. Mark Henry for WWE WHC
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WOAH HEY WOAH HEY
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Why am I watching CZW Cage of Death XV tonight
Why am I watching Inoki matches
For Bootaaay
Antonio Inoki vs Billy Robinson
NOTE: This match is a fucking hour long
For Bootaaay
Antonio Inoki vs Billy Robinson
NOTE: This match is a fucking hour long
BronsonLee
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Because you are A MADMAN
I'm pretty sure Bray only lost 2 solo matches down in NXT. One loss to Y2J and the other was to Bo...
Dammit, they need to put the rest of NXT on the network now!
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Has punk ever beaten Cena full on cleanly? without something happening to save face for Cena?
I just watched the main event of summerslam 2011 and it literally made no sense. Was he supposed to land with his leg on the rope but he didn't so he had to lift it on there?
in 2013, besides Bryan who else went over Cena without something dumb happening in the match?
I just watched the main event of summerslam 2011 and it literally made no sense. Was he supposed to land with his leg on the rope but he didn't so he had to lift it on there?
in 2013, besides Bryan who else went over Cena without something dumb happening in the match?
Nope, Punk never won clean
Only people I can remember who went over Cena clean are Rock, Bryan, HHH, JBL, Batista, and I think Khali
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This show is fun and shitty.
Macho Madness
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Are you guys forgetting Money in the Bank 2011? Or do you count Cena being distracted by Vince as not clean?
That's not clean.
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I would say that was fairly clean but you could count vince coming out as a distraction. I don't think Punk has ever beaten Cena with a traditional clean win.
edit: http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/wwe...Give_Him_a_Great_Outlook_on_The_Business.html
batista thinks because he gets booed for being booked in a match nobody wants to see him in that the crowd wants to take control of the show ah haaa
He can only go as far as Vince screams him to.
Cole is the least troubling of the trio.
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Worst. So bad.
Dude is nearing Michael Hayes levels of hate in under 30 minutes.
Macho Madness
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Yeah, probably. They're usually pretty good about talking about the matches on PPV.
You can tune into Don Imus and hear him everyday. Why'd Vince have such a hardon for shitty NY radio guys?
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It's like this shitty, mocking way of doing things. And I don't understand why he felt the need to spout legit gibberish. Not good for anyone.
I don't understand why the fuck Vince let him shit on his product and get the names wrong of his wrestlers. YokozuMa? Vince never corrected him on it. He didn't know which Steiner was which. He made awful jokes non stop. Dude is the fucking worst. I can't imagine Vince sitting right beside him and not blowing a gasket.
Macho Madness
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Things being his body?
Dr Duncan Steel
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You don't understand man.....he's leaving...........Wrestlemania.........WWE......WorldHeavyweightChampion.......Deal with it. *dies*
Macho Madness
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Hey now, he puts over Bryan huge. "There's nothing that guy won't do. He's the hardest working guy there."
Dr Duncan Steel
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Oh yeah no doubt, he's actually a pretty cool guy in this interview and brings up a lot of good points. It's just unfortunate he's not Daniel Bryan.
And he's a fellow pinoy, I can't hate him too badly.
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Not that bad. Things have changed. But he's good. And he's right.
Dr Duncan Steel
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Fuck dude, what if Batista gets a huge babyface reaction at DC and then they change the Mania ending because of it?!
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Why wouldn't he? Everyone loves Batista, except for a little pocket of weenies.
Dr Duncan Steel
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Dat little niche audience to the Daniel Bryan brand.
Macho Madness
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They know that going in. They also know going into Mania he's going to be a huge heel.
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Nah, they coexist just fine.
Batista's getting back to the Batista we love. Bryan fans can still love Bryan, unless you're an internet WEIRDO who thinks its all or nothing.
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HHH beat Cena clean at night of champions one year
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WWF Monday Night Raw 1/10/93
TO THE OUTSIDE. As Sean Mooney talks about the show, Bobby Heenan tries to stroll in the front door. Brain is told he's been replaced.
Vince McMahon, Randy Savage, and Rob Bartlett will be tackling commentary duties. Bartlett is Heenan's replacement.
Koko B. Ware vs Yokozuna
Bartlett has already annoying me by making taint jokes and implying that Koko was Gary Coleman. He continues to make fat jokes. Because Yoko is fat, you see. "He's got an ass like an amphitheater." Raw is uncooked, uncut, and uncensored! God damn it, his name isn't YokozuMa. Why aren't you correcting this shit head, Vince? Yoko easily throws Koko around. A shoulder block obviously does nothing at all. Nor does the second one. Some dropkicks slightly stagger Yoko for a few seconds. Koko goes flying into the ropes. Leg drop. Corner ass splash. Banzai drop for the win in the first ever Raw match.
We're shown a clip of Brain talking about the Narcissist. Is he truly beyond Perfect? Comparing the Narcissist to Mr. Perfect is like comparing ice cream to horse shit.
Steiner Brothers vs Executioners
Fucking Bartlett doesn't even know which Steiner is which. Couldn't the dude have maybe read up a little bit on the product? Doink is hanging out in the crowd. Scott starts out and quickly hits the tiltawhirl slam. Rick tags in. Executioner 1 can't even handle an Irish whip without falling. Steinerline. Inverted Oklahoma Stampede. I will rename it the Michigan Stampede. Catching powerslam. FUCK I hate this Bartlett cunt. Jesus Christ, Vince, what the fuck were you thinking? Scott is back in and hits a belly to belly. Tiger Driver. Easy win with the Steiner Bulldog.
TO THE BACK. Bobby Heenan tries to enter the building disguised as Rob Bartlett's aunt. Sean Mooney figures out the ruse.
TO THE McMAHON. Vince conducts an in ring interview with Razor Ramon on his upcoming title match with Bret Hart. It took Bret 8 1/2 years to get to the top. It's taken Razor 8 1/2 months. We're shown clips of Razor attacking Owen Hart in the locker room this past weekend. Bret can't do anything about it. And he can't do anything about Razor taking the gold at the Rumble.
TO THE BACK. Tatanka cuts a promo for a Headlock on Hunger, the WWF/Red Cross team up.
Max Moon vs Shawn Michaels WWF Intercontinental Championship
Thankfully, Max Moon is no longer Konnan. Look that that ICOPRO banner. I really want some ICOPRO. I could get so swoll. I just wanna be swoll. I want Vince to commentate on my flexing. God, fucking Bartlett is a shit head. I fucking hate him. He's bordering on Michael Hayes levels already. Such a piece of shit. I don't even want to watch this with this fuck head calling matches and making terrible jokes. Doink is still fucking around at ringside. Bartlett does a Mike Tyson impression that Vince goes along with. I can't believe this shit is still on the air 21 years later. Shit should have been canceled day one with Bartlett calling the action. I can't even call this match. Dude has pissed me off too much. Moon hit a flying teabag off the apron. I wish someone would teabag Bartlett. Piece of shit. Vince should have called that shit off after the first commercial break. Finlay Roll! HBK responds with the superkick and wins with the tear drop suplex. Title retained.
A terrible add for WWF Mania airs. It's 100% caffeine free!
TO THE UPDATE CENTER. Mean Gene brings us a Royal Rumble update. We're told about HBK vs Marty at the Rumble, and then a promo from both men. I will never get over how weird Mean Gene looked in 1993. Way too much make up or something. We get promos from Mr. Perfect, Yoko/Fuji, Hacksaw on the Rumble itself. Hacksaw wasn't even in the Rumble.
TO THE BACK. Brain tries to sneak in again, this time as a Hasidic Jew. Uncle Morty. Just let the guy inside, Mooney, damn. You're not even a security guard. It isn't up to you to decide who can get in.
Highlights from Superstars where Harvey and Kimchee got all up in Kamala's ass and Slick ran down to make the save. You see, he's found Jeeeeezus. Kimchee attacked him. Kamala then attacked Kimchee. Or was it Friday? Whatever, it seems like Kamala is a face now.
Damian Demento vs The Undertaker
The first ever Raw main event. SHUT THE FUCK UP BARTLETT. Jeeeeeeeeeeeeezus I hate this guy. Damian throws some bombs which seem to kind of maybe have an effect on Taker. Old School. Macho claims that Demento is a big name in the WWF. I honestly don't remember a single thing about him except for losing in the main event of the first Raw. I don't remember him from my childhood whatsoever.
Vince announces that next week we'll see Woody Allen vs Mia Farrow in a steel cage match.
I don't fucking know. Jobber matches notwithstanding because that was how things were done then and I have no problem with them anyway, I have no idea how this took off and stuck around for 21 years. I see nothing that sets it apart from any other WWF programming at the time besides Rob Bartlett being fucking terrible and the small crowd.
WWF Monday Night Raw 1/10/93
TO THE OUTSIDE. As Sean Mooney talks about the show, Bobby Heenan tries to stroll in the front door. Brain is told he's been replaced.
Vince McMahon, Randy Savage, and Rob Bartlett will be tackling commentary duties. Bartlett is Heenan's replacement.
Koko B. Ware vs Yokozuna
Bartlett has already annoying me by making taint jokes and implying that Koko was Gary Coleman. He continues to make fat jokes. Because Yoko is fat, you see. "He's got an ass like an amphitheater." Raw is uncooked, uncut, and uncensored! God damn it, his name isn't YokozuMa. Why aren't you correcting this shit head, Vince? Yoko easily throws Koko around. A shoulder block obviously does nothing at all. Nor does the second one. Some dropkicks slightly stagger Yoko for a few seconds. Koko goes flying into the ropes. Leg drop. Corner ass splash. Banzai drop for the win in the first ever Raw match.
We're shown a clip of Brain talking about the Narcissist. Is he truly beyond Perfect? Comparing the Narcissist to Mr. Perfect is like comparing ice cream to horse shit.
Steiner Brothers vs Executioners
Fucking Bartlett doesn't even know which Steiner is which. Couldn't the dude have maybe read up a little bit on the product? Doink is hanging out in the crowd. Scott starts out and quickly hits the tiltawhirl slam. Rick tags in. Executioner 1 can't even handle an Irish whip without falling. Steinerline. Inverted Oklahoma Stampede. I will rename it the Michigan Stampede. Catching powerslam. FUCK I hate this Bartlett cunt. Jesus Christ, Vince, what the fuck were you thinking? Scott is back in and hits a belly to belly. Tiger Driver. Easy win with the Steiner Bulldog.
TO THE BACK. Bobby Heenan tries to enter the building disguised as Rob Bartlett's aunt. Sean Mooney figures out the ruse.
TO THE McMAHON. Vince conducts an in ring interview with Razor Ramon on his upcoming title match with Bret Hart. It took Bret 8 1/2 years to get to the top. It's taken Razor 8 1/2 months. We're shown clips of Razor attacking Owen Hart in the locker room this past weekend. Bret can't do anything about it. And he can't do anything about Razor taking the gold at the Rumble.
TO THE BACK. Tatanka cuts a promo for a Headlock on Hunger, the WWF/Red Cross team up.
Max Moon vs Shawn Michaels WWF Intercontinental Championship
Thankfully, Max Moon is no longer Konnan. Look that that ICOPRO banner. I really want some ICOPRO. I could get so swoll. I just wanna be swoll. I want Vince to commentate on my flexing. God, fucking Bartlett is a shit head. I fucking hate him. He's bordering on Michael Hayes levels already. Such a piece of shit. I don't even want to watch this with this fuck head calling matches and making terrible jokes. Doink is still fucking around at ringside. Bartlett does a Mike Tyson impression that Vince goes along with. I can't believe this shit is still on the air 21 years later. Shit should have been canceled day one with Bartlett calling the action. I can't even call this match. Dude has pissed me off too much. Moon hit a flying teabag off the apron. I wish someone would teabag Bartlett. Piece of shit. Vince should have called that shit off after the first commercial break. Finlay Roll! HBK responds with the superkick and wins with the tear drop suplex. Title retained.
A terrible add for WWF Mania airs. It's 100% caffeine free!
TO THE UPDATE CENTER. Mean Gene brings us a Royal Rumble update. We're told about HBK vs Marty at the Rumble, and then a promo from both men. I will never get over how weird Mean Gene looked in 1993. Way too much make up or something. We get promos from Mr. Perfect, Yoko/Fuji, Hacksaw on the Rumble itself. Hacksaw wasn't even in the Rumble.
TO THE BACK. Brain tries to sneak in again, this time as a Hasidic Jew. Uncle Morty. Just let the guy inside, Mooney, damn. You're not even a security guard. It isn't up to you to decide who can get in.
Highlights from Superstars where Harvey and Kimchee got all up in Kamala's ass and Slick ran down to make the save. You see, he's found Jeeeeezus. Kimchee attacked him. Kamala then attacked Kimchee. Or was it Friday? Whatever, it seems like Kamala is a face now.
Damian Demento vs The Undertaker
The first ever Raw main event. SHUT THE FUCK UP BARTLETT. Jeeeeeeeeeeeeezus I hate this guy. Damian throws some bombs which seem to kind of maybe have an effect on Taker. Old School. Macho claims that Demento is a big name in the WWF. I honestly don't remember a single thing about him except for losing in the main event of the first Raw. I don't remember him from my childhood whatsoever.
Vince announces that next week we'll see Woody Allen vs Mia Farrow in a steel cage match.
I don't fucking know. Jobber matches notwithstanding because that was how things were done then and I have no problem with them anyway, I have no idea how this took off and stuck around for 21 years. I see nothing that sets it apart from any other WWF programming at the time besides Rob Bartlett being fucking terrible and the small crowd.
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Everything about this Mania build is all or nothing. There are no second chances with this, they gotta pull the trigger or face the flood of tears that some people here seem to get off of.
LOL just wait til you get to the episode where Bartlett becomes an Elvis impersonator. You could tell Savage was having none of it.
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What is the context of this beautiful gif?
I saw it on the botching countdown episode, but that's about it.
I saw it on the botching countdown episode, but that's about it.
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