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March Wrasslin' |OT2| The Road To Raw After Wrestlemania XXX has begun....

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Spider from Mars

tap that thorax
, maybe I'll be one of the cool kids now!

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Alucard

Banned
That was Otunga's fault for not dropping to his knees for the stunner!

Watching these WWE Vintage specials really makes me realize how much less botching and how many fewer awkward moments there are in today's matches than in matches from the late eighties and early nineties. So many awkward rope moments and weird slams and sells. And the crowds didn't know any better, so they cheered the heck out of it. Now that everyone pretty much knows it's scripted, they demand more from the performers.

I really believe that the in-ring product is the best it's ever been.
 

charsace

Member
What I said in the WWE network thread:

People talking about the old days got me wondering, why didn't Val Venis get a main event shot while guys like Mr. Ass did? Venis had everything. Good worker, good talker, charisma, powerful cadence, good look, but never got a shot at the main event. He made the Val Venis gimmick work and was great as Chief Morley.

I really do wonder why.
 

strobogo

Banned
You've ruined my day.

Watch Hardcore TV 36 and listen to Paul E's promo on Terry Funk. It will fix your day. Some topics touched during the promo, "Canyon" being a nick name for Terry's oldest daughter and how strange it is that Terry's oldest kids look just like Dick Murdoch.
 

strobogo

Banned

To build for their match at November to Remember 1993, they had an altercation at a convention and most of the shit they were yelling about was sex related stuff. I'm not sure why Sherri brought up the Hammer, but he was there at the very end of it sitting on a couch. Joey prefaced it by saying they had no idea if it could even be aired on TV and I would say it was more lewd and crazy than any women promo I've ever seen even from Russo at his best. I mean Sherri flat out blurts out she fucked Greg Valentine for no apparent reason, Madusa says Sherri carried men's balls instead of titles. She also said something about how most women wrestlers thing the back slide is a position on the casting couch. This was in 1993. I'm pretty sure Sherri also said that all the women wrestlers in Japan fuck the men, but I couldn't tell if she was saying fucks/sucks/or kicks the asses of all the men.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
How did Madusa go from the pinnacle of manliness, Rick Rude to fucking Evan from 3 Count.

Probably didn't help that she ruined her looks at that point with her hair and clothes.
 
To build for their match at November to Remember 1993, they had an altercation at a convention and most of the shit they were yelling about was sex related stuff. I'm not sure why Sherri brought up the Hammer, but he was there at the very end of it sitting on a couch. Joey prefaced it by saying they had no idea if it could even be aired on TV and I would say it was more lewd and crazy than any women promo I've ever seen even from Russo at his best. I mean Sherri flat out blurts out she fucked Greg Valentine for no apparent reason, Madusa says Sherri carried men's balls instead of titles. She also said something about how most women wrestlers thing the back slide is a position on the casting couch. This was in 1993. I'm pretty sure Sherri also said that all the women wrestlers in Japan fuck the men, but I couldn't tell if she was saying fucks/sucks/or kicks the asses of all the men.

Madusa and Greg Valentine were engaged at the time, so that's why he was brought up.
 

SoulPlaya

more money than God
What I said in the WWE network thread:



I really do wonder why.
His gimmick limited him. When the WWE became a publicly traded company, they would never push a porn star gimmick as a top star in the company. As silly as it sounds, they take that crap seriously (who represents them, face of the company, etc.). BTW, Mr. Ass never really got a main event push either. Yeah, he won KOTR, but that meant nothing.
 
His gimmick limited him. When the WWE became a publicly traded company, they would never push a porn star gimmick as a top star in the company. As silly as it sounds, they take that crap seriously (who represents them, face of the company, etc.). BTW, Mr. Ass never really got a main event push either. Yeah, he won KOTR, but that meant nothing.
I don't know, he's working with Kane now... that could be considered a main event push.
 

DMczaf

Member
We can make it through this together DM!

Shawn Michaels talks about WM9 for like a couple of minutes on his Mr. Wrestlemania DVD. He said once word in the back spread about Hogan getting the title back by the end of the night, it made all the young guys scared shitless that the old guys were coming back just when they thought they were finally moving on.

Some things never change.
 

Alucard

Banned
Hogan getting the title at 9 was fucking horrible. Even as a little mark I felt really bad for Bret and wondered what had just happened.
 

charsace

Member
His gimmick limited him. When the WWE became a publicly traded company, they would never push a porn star gimmick as a top star in the company. As silly as it sounds, they take that crap seriously (who represents them, face of the company, etc.). BTW, Mr. Ass never really got a main event push either. Yeah, he won KOTR, but that meant nothing.

They put him in a program with the Rock and he flopped. I think that if they would have let Morley drop the Val Venis gimmick and let him work a program with Rock he would have done much better than Mr. Ass who just didn't belong.
 

tm24

Member
Shawn Michaels talks about WM9 for like a couple of minutes on his Mr. Wrestlemania DVD. He said once word in the back spread about Hogan getting the title back by the end of the night, it made all the young guys scared shitless that the old guys were coming back just when they thought they were finally moving on.

Some things never change.

Oh god, i havent even made it to the title match bullshit. Fuck this WM
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
Go ahead? It is not Hogan's fault that some little string bean Bret Hart couldn't get the job done. Hogan had to stop in where Canada had, yet again, failed and topple the giant.

And Hogan did. With flying colors, brother.
 
They put him in a program with the Rock and he flopped. I think that if they would have let Morley drop the Val Venis gimmick and let him work a program with Rock he would have done much better than Mr. Ass who just didn't belong.
Wasn't he supposed to work with Stone Cold or something and Austin said no? Maybe I'm confusing him with someone else.
 

Alucard

Banned
Thank God Bret Hart got his apology at WMX. I feel like WMXXX is going to be the WWE's apology to Daniel Bryan and the fans.
 

charsace

Member
Wasn't he supposed to work with Stone Cold or something and Austin said no? Maybe I'm confusing him with someone else.

Thought that was Jarrett? And the beef with Jarrett has to do with Austin working in Jarrett's dad's promotion and them stiffing him on some money and JJ saying he would never be a draw? Something like that.
 
Watched the celebrity Legends of Wrestling round table and holy shit is JR a douche. What the shit? Between this and that radio interview someone posted the other day it kinda ruins my image of him.

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Welcome to my nightmare.

Why is Steph the only one without an animated headshot? The way her head just slides around Triple H is hilarious!
 

Sanjuro

Member
Hogan getting the title at 9 was fucking horrible. Even as a little mark I felt really bad for Bret and wondered what had just happened.

WM9 was already trash. Hogan winning the belt had little to do with it.

Made WM10 all the more perfect.
 

strobogo

Banned
Idk about you guys, but Flair vs Robocop for the strap sounds awesome. Imagine Flair selling his hand after chopping Robocop.
 

Laserfrog

Member
My name is Mike Wood,5'9,170,15,9th grade.I played JV Football this year
and now doing Track(Shotput),I lift weights,work hard,wrestle friends on
my trapoline,and practice wrestling moves on my trapoline every day,I love
wrestling,and really want to be a wrestler ? Where to write ? Who to
talked,too ? How much do wrestlers get paid ? What age can you get into a
Wrestling Federatin ? Any help or tips please e-mail me .Thank You!!!!!!
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/0GYT8JUOLNA

I hope Mike made it into wrestling

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Give up your search man. Unless your 7'13 or 910 pounds, you'll never become a
star.You know the new generation crap and all.

Pierre
Pierre knows what's up.
 

Sblargh

Banned
Watching the Patriotism ep of Legends of Wrestling..

Holy SHIT was Slaughter fucking OVER, jesus christ in heaven

Also, a nice guy.

(waitining for someone to reveal to me that he is a murderer or an investor in blood diamonds or something)

And I was thinking about JR and he's probably the world's greatest pro-wrestling fan. People say about loving this busisness, but he talks about it in a kind of obsessive manner, like, he really really really loves this thing. He is devoted to it.

The only episode of Legends of Wrestling that I saw that he was really cranky was the celebrity one. Usually he is unfunny, but informative, but this celebrity episode is like, he is mad at those people, those outsiders who doesn't respect the holy busisness and so he centers the episode in a kind of weird cult where it is like: "yeah, people loved to see this guy there, but did he loved it? Did he really loved it? Was his love for pro-wrestling honest and pure?"
 
Thought that was Jarrett? And the beef with Jarrett has to do with Austin working in Jarrett's dad's promotion and them stiffing him on some money and JJ saying he would never be a draw? Something like that.
You're right about JJ, but according to pwtorch (are they even legit? just came upon it during a google search) Billy Gunn was supposed to be the mystery driver that ran over Stone Cold. However, he was such a dick backstage, that spot was given to Rikishi instead.
 
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