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March Wrasslin' |OT2| The Road To Raw After Wrestlemania XXX has begun....
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Um... I'm not weird
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Cena may be able to surprise one or two times a year with an all-out match, and he probably already filled his quota with that match against Punk this time last year.
But anything that involves him backstage or holding a microphone is never ever going to be worth a damn. No need to imply that it was the mirror's involvement that made it bad.
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How could you even call me weird? How?
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How the fuck can you say this goddamn
We all know about your tumblr searches for striations. Don't try to deny it!
I clearly don't post here often enough to be recognized as not 'somewhat weird'.
Random Raw thoughts
Opening segment was boring. Steph was onto a good start, but then Orton and Batista came out and sucked the life out of everything. Hell, I think the reason Orton even came out was to remind everyone he even exists.
Ziggler gets probably the biggest pop of the entire night, so of course he gets pinned by a guy who hasn't been over in WWE in almost a decade. I'm going to totally go out on a limb and say that the powers that be are going to notice a sharp dropoff in Main Event viewers tonight.
Hey guys, remember when Damien Sandow was a title contender and not a jobber to Hunicara?
Didn't care about the tag match until Shield destroyed Rybaxel.
The segment with Hogan, Arnold, and the 5th wheel, was really meh. Miz really needs to stop reminding people about his WM main event especially considering how far he fell after that.
Show vs Titus. I actually kind of like Titus for some odd reason. And I'm okay with Big Show being a mid-carder, they just need to stop shoving Big Show into top card feuds for no good reason.
Cena looked awful in that match against Harper. Harper actually looked pretty good. But ugh, that ending to the match pretty much confirmed exactly what I feared - Cena's totally going over Bray at WrestleMania. This feud quickly turned into another "Will Cena over come the odds" angle again. Puke.
Divas stuff. Naomi sucks. I can't stand her. At this point I'd rather see AJ demoted to NXT so she can have actually good matches again. Vickie, that wasn't PG. That Diva's match is totally the bathroom break between Taker/Brock and Batista/Orton/Bryan.
Shield/Real Americans. A great match with a ring loaded with talent, and Jack Swagger. I'm still really glad they didn't break up The Shield, these guys work way too well together. Real Americans were also crazy over last night, and by Real Americans I mean Cesaro. That's a team I wish would break up, Swagger is totally holding him back.
Bork/Taker. Druid segment went on way too long. I think this match will end up being a lot better than people thing it might end up being, but the buildup for this has been horrible.
Opening segment was boring. Steph was onto a good start, but then Orton and Batista came out and sucked the life out of everything. Hell, I think the reason Orton even came out was to remind everyone he even exists.
Ziggler gets probably the biggest pop of the entire night, so of course he gets pinned by a guy who hasn't been over in WWE in almost a decade. I'm going to totally go out on a limb and say that the powers that be are going to notice a sharp dropoff in Main Event viewers tonight.
Hey guys, remember when Damien Sandow was a title contender and not a jobber to Hunicara?
Didn't care about the tag match until Shield destroyed Rybaxel.
The segment with Hogan, Arnold, and the 5th wheel, was really meh. Miz really needs to stop reminding people about his WM main event especially considering how far he fell after that.
Show vs Titus. I actually kind of like Titus for some odd reason. And I'm okay with Big Show being a mid-carder, they just need to stop shoving Big Show into top card feuds for no good reason.
Cena looked awful in that match against Harper. Harper actually looked pretty good. But ugh, that ending to the match pretty much confirmed exactly what I feared - Cena's totally going over Bray at WrestleMania. This feud quickly turned into another "Will Cena over come the odds" angle again. Puke.
Divas stuff. Naomi sucks. I can't stand her. At this point I'd rather see AJ demoted to NXT so she can have actually good matches again. Vickie, that wasn't PG. That Diva's match is totally the bathroom break between Taker/Brock and Batista/Orton/Bryan.
Shield/Real Americans. A great match with a ring loaded with talent, and Jack Swagger. I'm still really glad they didn't break up The Shield, these guys work way too well together. Real Americans were also crazy over last night, and by Real Americans I mean Cesaro. That's a team I wish would break up, Swagger is totally holding him back.
Bork/Taker. Druid segment went on way too long. I think this match will end up being a lot better than people thing it might end up being, but the buildup for this has been horrible.
Is there a weirdness table we should adhere to? I'm pretty sure TNA fans get an automatic 4 at least.
Weirdo
Also, I shall be watching Main Event for the first time in god knows how long purely to see Captain Charisma celebrate an IC title win.
Weirdo
Also, I shall be watching Main Event for the first time in god knows how long purely to see Captain Charisma celebrate an IC title win.
Add some weird points for me
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for the love of...
No mention of Cena v Harper?
The obsession with muscles isn't exactly normal either Sunny Mac.
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Sunny is out of spiders league!
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I hope the NJPW/ROH show has tons of NJPW swag. I want to get it all!
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I'm not giving up my avatar for no reason damnit. You need to do something appropriate in return.
I'm not an avatar whore for your enjoyment Strob.
Well, you did quit on a bet....
Rainmaker shirt, King of Strong Style shirt, Bullet Club shirt, classic NJPW logo shirt. That is what I want.
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If making a topic means obsession then I guess I'm guilty. Along with a lot of other well adjusted people. Whatever I guess.
Butthole.
This is how I felt with Dragon Gate when I first saw them live.....I only came out with a DG towel though.
Random Raw Thoughts
(I missed a bunch of the show)
-I loved that opening segment to death. Steph is the best heel in the world right now, and everything she did, from slapping the glasses off of Batista to how she handled the Bryan and Punk chants (by stoking the fire on the former and completely ignoring the latter) was excellent. I like that they are actually building to HHH beating Bryan and thus winning the World Title- its going to make the reactions to the actual match even better
-Why was Big E not on commentary? Dude seems funny as hell on his Instagram account, might as well try it out.
-I really hope Cena is hurt bad, because my god did he look bad in his match tonight. Bray Wyatt will likely be the #3 face to the WM30 crowd behind Bryan and Taker, so I am really thinking they will give at least 1 heel a win on the show, so I think he is loosing to Cena.
-The most impressive thing on the show was Vicki being able to remember the names of all the Divas. I really hope this is a runback of that awful Cruiserweight open from WM20, where guys where getting pinned in 20 seconds from Dropkicks and the like.
-Dean Ambrose is the greatest guy in the world. His selling of the slaps, the rebound larit, just everything about his is incredible. It's going to be awesome when he fucks Roman Reigns over a few months down the line.
-Why the fuck did Brock take the Shawn Micheals bump on the Coffin?!?!?!
(I missed a bunch of the show)
-I loved that opening segment to death. Steph is the best heel in the world right now, and everything she did, from slapping the glasses off of Batista to how she handled the Bryan and Punk chants (by stoking the fire on the former and completely ignoring the latter) was excellent. I like that they are actually building to HHH beating Bryan and thus winning the World Title- its going to make the reactions to the actual match even better
-Why was Big E not on commentary? Dude seems funny as hell on his Instagram account, might as well try it out.
-I really hope Cena is hurt bad, because my god did he look bad in his match tonight. Bray Wyatt will likely be the #3 face to the WM30 crowd behind Bryan and Taker, so I am really thinking they will give at least 1 heel a win on the show, so I think he is loosing to Cena.
-The most impressive thing on the show was Vicki being able to remember the names of all the Divas. I really hope this is a runback of that awful Cruiserweight open from WM20, where guys where getting pinned in 20 seconds from Dropkicks and the like.
-Dean Ambrose is the greatest guy in the world. His selling of the slaps, the rebound larit, just everything about his is incredible. It's going to be awesome when he fucks Roman Reigns over a few months down the line.
-Why the fuck did Brock take the Shawn Micheals bump on the Coffin?!?!?!
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Honestly thought it was the best segment of the night (wasnt exactly a great raw) and one of the better guest host segments in general.
And I think Miz should be playing up that Wrestlemania glory. I can't believe they still haven't used the fact hes 4-0 which is better than every other guy in the history of the company outside of Taker.
Oh good lord, will you weirdos stop?!
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Crowd got hot alright...
I saw that and laughed. Cesaro was besmirched!
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I think we already covered the weirdness factor of being a TNA mark though.
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All this talk of how we're all weirdos just makes me think of that one backstage segment at WM22 where Booker T wanders through a corridor filled with gimmicked wrestlers being generally mad, no wonder he took up the role of King Booker later that same year, you just can't escape the madness.
Meh.
Kane looks no younger than 71 in that picture
He was already King Booker then. He was going through the weirdos because he called Boogeyman a weirdo.
Think they'll do a title change on Main Event either this week or next to keep it a hype show.
The IC title holder and contender are in the Andre Ghost Royal though, so that won't happen. Think they should make Bray/Cena no-DQ.
Triple Threat match is no DQ by default. Nothing else is, though, I don't think. None of the matches, other than HHH/Bryan, have much a grudge build. No DQ would seem out of place for most of the matches, especially with Extreme Rules the next month.
I posted that while walking. I gots a new fangle dangle startphone.
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