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[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I mean if I really wanted to, there are people I can speak with and go from there. I'm sure you are in the same situation. It is just really scary for me. And I'm sure I will be fine with being "normal" but that will take a while imo. I just know how I am and how obsessive I can get.

I think most people are curious what their body can do at its maximum potential while they're still young like we are, instead of working forever to hit it. Just kind of curious, not as a sustainable thing.

 

[Serpentine]

A lot of people love Naomi but I don't get the Naomi love. She is just not good in the ring.

she's athletic but not a great wrestler. could be all the ass-based offense though.

 

[Ithil]

What more is there to say about Cena's work that hasn't been said since 2005?

It's specifically that Meltzer thinks Cena's punches have gone to shit since his return from the triceps injury. Whatever Cena is doing in training, it's making his punches increasingly weak and sloppy, and they were never a highlight of his wrestling in the first place.

 

[Vylash]

DAMN RIGHT

 

[jred2k]

A lot of people love Naomi but I don't get the Naomi love. She is just not good in the ring.

It's pretty difficult for anyone to be good in two minute matches. She seems pretty competent. Show a lot more fluidity than the Bellas or Cameron. I know that isn't a high hurdle, but I think she needs a better opportunity to fail before you can definitively say she isn't good. She's looked kind of shitty in the past few matches of hers I've seen, but I chalk that up to it being difficult to time distances with an eye injury.

The whole Divas division has become a really shitty self-fulfilling prophecy. It doesn't get showcased because most of it is garbage, but you can't get people to care about it unless it's showcased.

 

[avengers23]

Reading Tweets to Mick Foley's daughter is apartment wrestling level creepy shit.

"Cane Noelle, if you know what I'm saying" kind of stuff, or worse?

 

[strobogo]

A lot of people love Naomi but I don't get the Naomi love. She is just not good in the ring.

Because she is a10/10 on the Bret Hart Boner Scale.

It's specifically that Meltzer thinks Cena's punches have gone to shit since his return from the triceps injury. Whatever Cena is doing in training, it's making his punches increasingly weak and sloppy, and they were never a highlight of his wrestling in the first place.

He also hasn't been able to take a flat back bump since around 2008. I'm amazed he hasn't had some kind of bad back/hip/elbow injury from the weird way he bumps. I think he had some kind of back injury in 2008 and changed his bumping style to accommodate it and now can't take a normal bump. And the way he changed his bumping looks way more painful and damaging to his body.

 

[Hasney]

Nobody is going to shine in that match, unless we count female body parts in tight clothing.

My urine will shine and glisten in the light of the bathroom during that match.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

So which wrestler's nickname is the best for a porno name? Jimmy Hart taking this one? It's tough to beat The Mouth of the South.

 

[Laserfrog]

All this steroid talk reminds me that you just shouldn't pump trouble.

 

[HerbertFish]

So which wrestler's nickname is the best for a porno name? Jimmy Hart taking this one? It's tough to beat The Mouth of the South.

The Pink and Black Attack

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Look at the power, look at the striations.

 

[Perspicacity]

"Cane Noelle, if you know what I'm saying" kind of stuff, or worse?

More than anything it's just fedora tipping "nice guy" thirst, but there's also stuff like:

Douchebagel ‏@Glenntertain 10h
Give me something to masturbate to @NoelleFoley

 

[strobogo]

So which wrestler's nickname is the best for a porno name? Jimmy Hart taking this one? It's tough to beat The Mouth of the South.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.


Above Average Mike Sanders

Ace in the Hole Sonny Siaki

Dr. D.

Hotrod

Ironhead

The Milkman

Mr. Ass

 

[Plywood]

 

[Perspicacity]

So which wrestler's nickname is the best for a porno name? Jimmy Hart taking this one? It's tough to beat The Mouth of the South.

Bret "The Frugal Canadian" Hart

 

[Deleted member 47027]

More than anything it's just fedora tipping "nice guy" thirst, but there's also stuff like:

Douchebagel ‏@Glenntertain 10h
Give me something to masturbate to @NoelleFoley

...goddammit

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.


Above Average Mike Sanders

Ace in the Hole Sonny Siaki

I like Ace in the Hole. Let's see...

The Ugandan Giant
Mr. Wonderful
The Hammer
"Bam Bam"

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

The think the most important question is why are you checking Mick Foley's daughter's twitter account of all people? Only to complain about the creepers on there when you're barely a notch below them.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Rock looks like a dumbshit up there, lel. This is some Scorpion King level trash.

 

[Perspicacity]

The think the most important question is why are you checking Mick Foley's daughter's twitter account of all people? Only to complain about the creepers on there when you're barely a notch below them.

I'm a journalist. I report on creepy wrestling fandom at the NeoGAF dot com wrestling threads.

See also: my expose on Shield fan fiction.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I love seeing how fuckin creepy people get with stuff. I need to go back down to that terrible wrestling sex confessions tumblr, it's been about a year. I wonder how insane it is now.

 

[El Pescado]

I'm a journalist. I report on creepy wrestling fandom at the NeoGAF dot com wrestling threads.

See also: my expose on Shield fan fiction.

How old is Foley's daughter?

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Rock looks like a dumbshit up there, lel. This is some Scorpion King level trash.

This is the only Hercules that I acknowledge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9gC1GiSDDA

 

[Deleted member 47027]

This is the only Hercules that I acknowledge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9gC1GiSDDA

I feel that way about Hercules Hernandez. And Ferrigno. That's about it. Rock's a pretender to the real throne.

 

[DMczaf]

More than anything it's just fedora tipping "nice guy" thirst, but there's also stuff like:

Douchebagel ‏@Glenntertain 10h
Give me something to masturbate to @NoelleFoley

 

[jmdajr]

Rock is pretty hyped about this movie but I don't know about this director.

 

[jred2k]

So which wrestler's nickname is the best for a porno name? Jimmy Hart taking this one? It's tough to beat The Mouth of the South.

It's not a nickname really, but what about the Bushwhackers?

 

[Perspicacity]

Cross check this with the GAF post your picture thread. 98% sure we'll hit a match.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Jeeeeezus.

This dude has an uncanny resemblance to a buddy of mine (before he turned heel on me) from elementary school. He was also a big wrasslin' fan.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

It's not a nickname really, but what about the Bushwhackers?

Strong contender

 

[strobogo]

Let me tell you something. You're gonna make an example out of me? Hit me in the head with a chair? Well, BROTHER....that hurt. But it didn't hurt like I had a headache. It hurt like...some pain feels good. That felt good, as bad as it hurt. Now, you might be thinking, "Oh, he's S&M". No, that ain't the case. Don't let the spikes fool ya. But the reason I wear them pointy sons of guns is to just remind the people before I beat 'em up that I'm steel, man. Cold steel. With a sharp end. It's like guillotines and knives and razors OH BOY. I'm gonna get you, Franchise. Immo make you pay the warrior way. You know how that is? Slow *inaudible*

Hawk, ECW Hardcore TV 52.

Instantly in my Fave Five Hawk promos just for how weird his delivery is during the whole thing. It's weird and hilarious.

 

[serenewarfare]

Ring of Honor wrestlers Kevin Steen, Roderick Strong, and ACH took part in a WWE tryout camp at the WWE Performance Center last week. WWE generally tells attendees that they will be contacted within four to six weeks. Steen surprised a number of his peers by trimming weight beforehand and by working his way through the endurance testing drills.

Steen actually slimmed down and took it seriously? Well then maybe they will hire him.

 

[jred2k]

.

https://twitter.com/Glenntertain

The dude's whole profile is a site to behold. I'm not too sure what commentary I should be taking away from the Chris Benoit clad profile background.

 

[FallingEdge]

I think most people are curious what their body can do at its maximum potential while they're still young like we are, instead of working forever to hit it. Just kind of curious, not as a sustainable thing.

That's true. I just wanna be big, cut, and strong.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

The streak is so weirdly misunderstood as a plot and wrestling device. No one ever has to beat it to get over. They just need to have an amazing match with Taker. Taker's there every year to take on a guy who's ready to be immortalized at Wrestlemania. They say it in every promo.

 

[Professor Beef]

The Punjabi Playboy? Nobody thought of that name?

Rock looks like a dumbshit up there, lel. This is some Scorpion King level trash.

Scorpion King was a great movie. Shut your piehole, you lame soul patch-wearing deviant!

Steen actually slimmed down and took it seriously? Well then maybe they will hire him.

Just makes Chris Hero seem even more hilarious.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Hawk, ECW Hardcore TV 52.


Instantly in my Fave Five Hawk promos just for how weird his delivery is during the whole thing. It's weird and hilarious.

Hawk's really interesting on the mic. I liked him as the mouthpiece w/o Ellering, who was amazing. Love Hawk's crazy voice.

Steen actually slimmed down and took it seriously? Well then maybe they will hire him.

Not bad. Let's do this Steen! Steen's a ton of fun (hurr) to watch.

 

[Macho Madness]

8PM: 4.218 million
9PM: 4.393 million
10PM: 4.207 million

Up a little bit from last week, but not by much. Number one on cable, though.

 

[strobogo]

One of the more interesting aspects of early ECW was the vets coming in and being allowed to just ramble and make no sense.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

https://twitter.com/Glenntertain

The dude's whole profile is a site to behold. I'm not too sure what commentary I should be taking away from the Chris Benoit clad profile background.

180k tweets? What in the actual fuck?

 

[jred2k]

The Punjabi Playboy? Nobody thought of that name?

The less I think of Khali the better.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

8PM: 4.218 million
9PM: 4.393 million
10PM: 4.207 million

Up a little bit from last week, but not by much. Number one on cable, though.

The "no Daniel Bryan" Effect!!

Bryan confirmed not-a-draw

Spoiler

Honestly he is a draw, just not ratings. people WILL pay to see him. that's a draw.

 

[Perspicacity]

When did they start calling it the streak and promoting Taker's matches with it? I want to say it was somewhere around 8-10 but then I think, well why the fuck would they put him in that tag garbage with Nathan Jones if they had the streak?

 

[Data West]

When did they start calling it the streak and promoting Taker's matches with it? I want to say it was somewhere around 8-10 but then I think, well why the fuck would they put him in that tag garbage with Nathan Jones if they had the streak?

non-heel Badass Taker is a confusing time that I recommend everyone forgets about

 

[Macho Madness]

The "no Daniel Bryan" Effect!!

Bryan confirmed not-a-draw

Spoiler

Honestly he is a draw, just not ratings. people WILL pay to see him. that's a draw.

He doesn't have much to worry about, his segments have been the highest rated parts of the show for the last few weeks, plus you could make an argument that saying "He's not on the show" is a cheap ploy to tell people he will be on the show. Plus, his merch is selling only second to Cena which is a bigger deal without buyrates.

 

[mightynine]

Shocking twist, the cat is the one that tweets.

 

[jmdajr]

The Punjabi Playboy? Nobody thought of that name?

Scorpion King was a great movie. Shut your piehole, you lame soul patch-wearing deviant!

Yup. It was fun.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Just makes Chris Hero seem even more hilarious.

Cesaro's talent, physique, and push just makes Hero seem like the worst loser and failure in the history of Indie Wrestling.

Wikipedia says Hero is 6'4", he's good looking, and he can work well enough. He was given everything and blew it.

Look at this sad idiot anime fan:

 

[strobogo]

When did they start calling it the streak and promoting Taker's matches with it? I want to say it was somewhere around 8-10 but then I think, well why the fuck would they put him in that tag garbage with Nathan Jones if they had the streak?

17 was the first time it was really mentioned. 19 was the first time breaking it was part of the story.