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[ViewtifulJC]

BUT WHAT ABOUT DAT L THO PAPERCUTS WHERE YOU AT BREH

 

[Papercuts]

Of course a randomly ricocheting green shell would hit me there, why not.

 

[Azure J]

OK, is it safe to say that all of GAF's god tier are present right now? How the hell does B. Justice do those instant transmission style races man...

 

[CrimsonCommie]

One more race and then I have to eat

 

[Finalow]

from second to 11th just 'cause I got hit in the last curve. k gg

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

omg hypno u stole that from me i accidnetly tossed my shell arggh!!! bad day, bad day, bad day..

Sorry, I wanted to throw it in front of you.

I placed a banana near the shortcut in Toad's Harbor.

 

[Timeaisis]

Oh, benny.

Holy cap this room filled up.

 

[ffdgh]

Thanks for taking that blue boss ;D

 

[DaBoss]

Game just hard lagged for me and some random ass green shell hit me.

EDIT: Of course I wouldn't know why ffdgh stopped, I thought he got hit by something. Anyone not using the gamepad and TV is screwed.

 

[Roo]

OK, is it safe to say that all of GAF's god tier are present right now? How the hell does B. Justice do those instant transmission style races man...

Your worst nightmare came true D:

 

[Azure J]

Dammit JC, why didn't you use that shell on Justice earlier? There's nothing I hate more in this game than getting anti-clutched with someone else swerving in on your position.

 

[Grizzo]

awfffffful

I always seem to mess up that last turn in Shy Guy Falls

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

Oh, benny.

Holy cap this room filled up.

It had to fill up on Toad's Turnpike. :|

 

[Timeaisis]

It had to fill up on Toad's Turnpike. :|

I know, right?

 

[Shizzlee]

I finally got in something.

 

[Papercuts]

Piranha plant slide always manages to be a giant fucking mess.

 

[Roo]

That star saved my life

 

[Azure J]

Which one of you is Shaughn? Back up off the waifu sir

 

[exfatal]

holy shit who threw that bomb i JUST avoided it

 

[SweetDonuts]

Even though you're my sworn enemy, I will now teach you how to do it.

Just aim at the arrow for now. You can either simply drive off of the track or nudge into the spinaroonie thing. Once you get used to it, you can start charging your drift in the air or even drifting into the spinaroonie for maximum roonie.

Legit? or sabotage?. Very kind of you though, thanks!

Spoiler

I'll use it when I'm in 1st and you back at 8th or wherever you normally at.

 

[daripad]

I hate whoever threw that bomb at Cloudtop Cruise's leaf shorcut

 

[Timeaisis]

That bomb..

 

[DaBoss]

ffdgh and Shaughn are on my hit list. Voting for Toad's Turnpike is the work of the devil.

 

[Ricky 7]

I hate whoever threw that bomb at Cloudtop Cruise's leaf shorcut

=3

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

Glad I got bananad, would have been destroyed by that bomb.

 

[ffdgh]

That first lap blue...

 

[Papercuts]

Single mushrooms for 2 straight laps after blowing up my engine at the start. what the hell reggie

 

[Grizzo]

whoever threw that boomerang (that hit me twice) next to that giant Bowser statue and his fists, I fucking hate you with all my guts

 

[daripad]

Hypno you and your boomerang ;(

 

[Azure J]

What the hell was good with the last drift before the finish line on Bowser's Castle? I struggled to get 6th and I had more mushrooms than the nearby competiton

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

Hypno you and your boomerang ;(

Hey I got bodied by a Star.
Well so did you but that's beside the point.

 

[ffdgh]

Ooo so close paper cuts...

 

[Papercuts]

Fuck this game.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Got hit by a comedy of things at the end(Roo's star, Shaughn's fat ass Rosalina off course, random red shell) and still avoided last

thank you based Mario Kart gods

 

[Foxix Von]

Fuck this game.

So much this.

 

[daripad]

Finally managed to get top three with Yoshi :')

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

Lightning, green shell then squished.

 

[SM239]

After I got bumped into the grass at the end I decided to fuck up everyone I could with those greens lol

 

[Azure J]

That beautiful ass bomb snipe on Papercuts holy shit.

"OOOOH this tea fiiiiiine."

Kinda upset that I had to limp across the finish tho

 

[DaBoss]

Did we even get an opportunity to vote for Cheep Cheep Beach, Yoshi Valley, or DK Jungle? There are probably more tracks we didn't even get to vote for yet.

 

[Grizzo]

Got hit by a comedy of things at the end(Roo's star, Shaughn's fat ass Rosalina off course, random red shell) and still avoided last

thank you based Mario Kart gods

got a Crazy 8 towards the end of the race and I panicked and I think the red shell hit you

 

[exfatal]

Not this time hypno

 

[ffdgh]

Damn it sm239

 

[daripad]

I was going to get first if it wasn't because I'm stupid and fell into the water:'(

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

Not this time hypno

You purposely rammed me to the fence to hit me with your trailing green shell. ;_;
I'll be back

 

[Grizzo]

getting tired of those 12/11/10th places

 

[jts]

Hilarious moment from a few weeks back as two inked Warios photo-finish to avoid the last place. Made it by the skin on my teeth.

 

[SM239]

Damn it sm239

Consider it karma for what you were pulling on that Shy Guy Falls race

 

[blue_phazon]

Toads Turnpike is the best when you have maximum weight haha

 

[ffdgh]

5 red shell people...really?