EDI has a hotter voice.Joker is willing to tap that robotic ass, yet turns down Shepard?
Commander fucking Shepard?
Fuck you Bioware. /rage
EDI has a hotter voice.Joker is willing to tap that robotic ass, yet turns down Shepard?
Commander fucking Shepard?
Fuck you Bioware. /rage
Shepard would break Joker.
Literally.
. . . Why is Mass Effect on 360 sold out? And costing THAT MUCH used? Fuck, that's the last god damn thing a 3 part trilogy JUST reaching its conclusion should have, EA/Microsoft shouldn't have allowed that situation to happen.Mass Effect 3 is getting hammered on Amazon reviews. A united alliance of humans of every race, simply enraged at the ending. Goddamn, Bioware has really called the wrath of the internet upon themselves.

And EDI wouldn't? Girl is made of metal man.
she can learn every technique in 5 seconds.She'd just fellate him with an omni tool.
'not making sense' and 'screw you for playing' are not the same. Nobody is saying the writing has to put shakespeare to shame, just that it needs to acknowledge the actual game and player input.
It's almost as if Bioware is unaware of Jesper Jules' Half-Real, which ultimately defines a game as being rule based structure where players affect the outcome. ME2 was limited in that regard (as was ME1 with hindsight), but not without it. It just didn't move the general plot forward, and much of its problems came directly from allowing players to affect all possible outcomes.
ME3 has a similar structure in terms of player affecting the outcomes pre-ending, but the ending itself does not.
They might as well have released ME3 as an interactive video, since it doesn't live up to the definition of a game.
come to think of it, that is the problem, isn't it? Everything pre-ending is fantastic in dealing with player choices, and then the ending suddenly changes genres and even the very medium.
. . . Why is Mass Effect on 360 sold out? And costing THAT MUCH used? Fuck, that's the last god damn thing a 3 part trilogy JUST reaching its conclusion should have, EA/Microsoft shouldn't have allowed that situation to happen.
Joker has been in edi for a while nowAnd EDI wouldn't? Girl is made of metal man.
Point, though this had Bring Down the Sky for free. And would probably be good to have at least on online shelves for people to find and get.It's available on Games On Demand on XBL.
As creepy as fucking blue aliens with tentacles? Or having sex with bipedal dragons/frogs?
Udina's motivation is expanded upon in some e-mail or thing elsewhere. He wasn't a Cerberus agent, he just contacted them to help him assume total control over the council to get access to the council fleet so he could take it to immediately liberate Earth because he was getting fed up with how long Shepard was taking.
Seriously? Ok. Shepard was shot as she was running toward the teleport beam. This is different from being normal shot because her armor was gone and you could not avoid it. The only part where her arm is bloody THE ONLY PART is when she looked at it while Anderson was dying before that it was just dirty and after it was just dirty, this is just an oversight and nothing more, a mistake among dozens of others of Bioware not using the correct model probably because the bloody model was only a close up of her hand and they didn't feel like making a whole new model just for that.

Imagine you're a hunter. In order to keep the tigers from killing off all the deer in the world, you kill the best tigers so that later on the deer can be at the top of the food chain in 50,000 years. It's protecting the youngest races from the oldest ones.
Ben Kuchera weighs in: http://penny-arcade.com/report/edit...3-was-satifying-and-worthy-of-the-series-mass
I'm still reading it, but he's doing little to convince me.
Ben Kuchera said:"but many of the complaints about the games ending ring false, and show more about video game fans than they do Bioware."
Ben Kuchera weighs in: http://penny-arcade.com/report/edit...3-was-satifying-and-worthy-of-the-series-mass
I'm still reading it, but he's doing little to convince me.
EDI has a hotter voice.
Jack had the best line.Those are creepy too, but at least they're alive. EDI is like a metal talking Real Doll(tm).
Ahh, must have missed that.
Ben Kuchera weighs in: http://penny-arcade.com/report/edit...3-was-satifying-and-worthy-of-the-series-mass
I'm still reading it, but he's doing little to convince me.
Kuchera said:My choices were meant to mean something in the game, but they dont! Its all arbitrary! This is the argument that makes the least amount of sense; the forty or so hours before the ending scenes are filled with meaningful moments that deal with your choices. Characters live, or they die. You have to make tricky decisions when dealing with the many races and characters in the game, and past choices will either look wise in retrospect or come back to haunt you. Mass Effect 3 often left me stumped, sitting in front of the television with the controller in my hand, weighing my options.
Jack had the best line.
"Hey EDI, you look like a sexbot now instead of a sex toy."
BEST LINE IN THE GAME. LOL
I thought that the ending would be something like this for a while, but I enjoyed the ride more than I expected to and I guess that made me really feel sad that it ended like this. The other 30 hours of the game is my favorite mass effect.Why are people surprised the ending was so shitty? I mean really considering what they established what the Reapers were and did in the first game you were expecting them to be defeated NOT by a deus ex machina and their motivations being completely asinine? Really? Granted, yes destroying the Mass Relays was a dumbfuck move story and in-universe wise, but even still.
I always liked her in ME2 esp after you did her loyalty quest. She gets a lot of hate.Man, Jack was actually cool in this game. Funny how not being so emo helps. Meeting her in Grissom was so good.
That's basically the "lol, Bioware" explanation I mentioned. Sorry, but at this point in time I'm not assuming everything they did was just a careless mistake.
But why was Shepard holding her stomach (right where Anderson was shot) while talking to him?
Also, do you think Bioware is careless enough to never make Anderson bleed from his gunshot? During the entire conversation with Illusive Man, he never bleeds.
And about Shepard re-entering orbit and somehow surviving...
What gets me is that liara was right behind me as we were running towards the light, chose the green ending, see joker and edi coming out from the crashed normandy, and as the camera pans out, liara steps out, I thought she loved me
1. We can assume that the AI only has control of the Reapers, the keepers are still in charge of the citadel relay.
The "hands" of this AI.
Indoctrination DLC theorists have been indoctrinated by BioWare/EA to believe that change and positivity can come if you just remain hopeful and align yourselves (and your money) with the company.
*buys all the DLC*
I heard Javik has some dialogue regarding the geth that's related to this singularity thing, is that true? Brief summary?
Mass Effect FB has been responding to some about the bad ending with vague answers like, "hang in there". Probably reading too much into it... but who knows.
I know. They wont.

Jack had the best line.
"Hey EDI, you look like a sexbot now instead of a sex toy."
BEST LINE IN THE GAME. LOL
Why are people surprised the ending was so shitty? I mean really considering what they established what the Reapers were and did in the first game you were expecting them to be defeated NOT by a deus ex machina and their motivations being completely asinine? Really? Granted, yes destroying the Mass Relays was a dumbfuck move story and in-universe wise, but even still.
Neither of those are plot-holes.
1. We can assume that the AI only has control of the Reapers, the keepers are still in charge of the citadel relay.
The "hands" of this AI.
I heard Javik has some dialogue regarding the geth that's related to this singularity thing, is that true? Brief summary?
He said...
I'm shocked anyone can have this opinion. Haunt you? The end of the game has literally no recognition of what the player has done.
All you get is:
Short conversations with crewmates right before the end
Shorter conversations with ME2 crewmates that survived.
"X Fleet reporting in!" during the final battle. This is all you get for the Salarian or Geth fleets.
Am I missing something? Where do I find the wise retrospect this "gaming journalist" is talking about? Maybe these professional critics are getting different games entirely. Or maybe they're all just indoctrinated into the industry.
Man, Jack was actually cool in this game. Funny how not being so emo helps. Meeting her in Grissom was so good.
The leaves, they are sentient.kill the deer so the shrubs rule in 50k years
We didn't expect it to be this.Why are people surprised the ending was so shitty? I mean really considering what they established what the Reapers were and did in the first game you were expecting them to be defeated NOT by a deus ex machina and their motivations being completely asinine? Really? Granted, yes destroying the Mass Relays was a dumbfuck move story and in-universe wise, but even still.
The indoctrination/dream ending doesn't make sense as it cannot explain the scene after the credits. It's the last scene you see and after you see what appears to be your corpse breathing and waking up. It can't be a dream at this point. Moreover, the grandpa and the kids implies space travel is no longer available so the relays did blow up.
I had started a female game in me2, and finished me3 with her. On a male playthru now, will try to smang the space racist!i wanted Ashley in my game cuz it was canon from my ME1 game. and i like her new design. Kaidan wasn't bad tho but so fucking boring.
Jack had the best line.
"Hey EDI, you look like a sexbot now instead of a sex toy."
BEST LINE IN THE GAME. LOL
It could imply that the whole ME story is just that, a story. That planet never had space travel and they made up stories about the stars and worlds in the sky. Like we have now.
Or the Winter Space scene could be the real future of the ME world where Shepard does become a legend.
Yeah, he talks about how a race started augmenting themselves with cybernetics, including AIs.
The AIs turned against the organics and controlled them. The Protheans then had to wipe 'em out.
After sleeping on it, the only really damning thing against the Indoctrination theory is that terribly worded datapad box at the end saying "Commander Shepard has defeated the reapers. Continue the legend by playing again and downloading DLC."
If it wasn't the ending, why would that stupidly worded and stupidly timed datapad box show up? Unless Bioware decides to put the 'real ending' inbetween the Catalyst and the credits?
It doesn't. It's probably an intended feature.The Catalyst is the Citadel, though. It should be able to control every aspect of itself.
so if the tigers are the orgnics where is the problem of killing deers? wrong example.
You're missing the point. The asari/turians/humans/salaraians are hte ones at the top of the "food chain" they kill those at the top who would make something that wipes out everything, so the reapers kill them for the sake of saving the younger ones who "haven't done anything wrong yet"But deer are herbivores
Yeah, he talks about how a race started augmenting themselves with cybernetics, including AIs.
The AIs turned against the organics and controlled them. The Protheans then had to wipe 'em out.
After sleeping on it, the only really damning thing against the Indoctrination theory is that terribly worded datapad box at the end saying "Commander Shepard has defeated the reapers. Continue the legend by playing again and downloading DLC."
If it wasn't the ending, why would that stupidly worded and stupidly timed datapad box show up? Unless Bioware decides to put the 'real ending' inbetween the Catalyst and the credits?
Why are people surprised the ending was so shitty? I mean really considering what they established what the Reapers were and did in the first game you were expecting them to be defeated NOT by a deus ex machina and their motivations being completely asinine? Really? Granted, yes destroying the Mass Relays was a dumbfuck move story and in-universe wise, but even still.
Because what we got is the ending. The Indoctrination theory is just post-traumatic victims trying to rationalize a complete nonsensical ending.
Is that grandpa scene red if you are renegade?
No clue, every one I've seen has been dark purple/bluey. My friend commented on the Grandpa having a robotic like voice in his but I'm not sure if he means Buzz Aldrin's VA or if his ending was different (with everyone being robotmen)
