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[Go_Ly_Dow]

I'm not middle class and I voted tories I must be v stupid!

yup

 

[Little Old Man]

Nicola Sturgeon: Queen in the North!

I'll leave it to more talented hands to insert Sturgeon.

 

[Carl]

YouGov have also done an exit-ish-poll (contacting people who have voted who they have polled before) for The Sun.

Tom Newton Dunn
Breaking: YouGov exit poll - CON 284 MPs, LAB 263, LIBS 31, SNP 48, UKIP 2, PLAID 3, GREEN 1 http://www.sunnation.co.uk/up-split-creek-no-clear-winner-as-polls-close/

Seems a lot more in line with what polls have been saying

 

[Lucius86]

Not really. No. They're useless lying shitbags who've made the country worse and have made steps to selling off the NHS. Another 5 years of them in power and we're going to see a working class living in practically third world conditions.

3rd world? Right.

There are policies I don't like about the tories, including the NHS. But what you have mentioned is utter nonsense.

 

[Deleted member 13876]

I've only been following this vaguely, but even I'm confused how wildly different these exit polls are from the other ones I've seen.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Ashdown threatening to eat hats! Also, this SNP thing has made no sense to me in that Scotland can vote for them, but no one else can. It seems to have removed votes from the population. It'd be like a North-East party that only people in the North-East could vote for.

 

[CyclopsRock]

Paddy coming out swinging.

Don't worry Tory bros, I didn't actually vote Tory but I do want them to win. Give a majority boys, go on.

 

[Hot Coldman]

EAT THE HAT

 

[GRW810]

Wow...is there anyone here supporting the tories except me?!

I voted Conservative. I think we're in the minority here.

 

[Faddy]

Indeed. We're going to learn a lot about polling tonight.

The Tories claim their internal polling has them on 302. I really can't see them doing better than their polling.

If the Lib Dems are down to ten seats there's no way Clegg has survived.

Not true. If the Labour vote isn't strong Tory tactical voting could keep him afloat.

 

[Jezbollah]

I don't know about you guys, but this means the entire night will be compelling.

Will the exit poll be accurate?

Will the live results be different?

I cant possibly think about going to sleep now.

 

[jonno394]

yup

Nope

 

[Black Republican]

So guys, any candidates for Labour and Lib dem leaders?

 

[mangochutney]

Why is Michael Thrasher inside a radiator.

 

[Ding-Ding]

So if the exit poll is correct, it looks like we need a new polling model. Not surprised by the Tory shy but I am gobsmacked by the Lib collapse if true.

Its going to be an interesting night, just happy I am not working tomorrow.

 

[giant_frying_pan]

how ironic that Scotland has won the election for the Tories

If the poll is accurate, this isn't correct. Tories only had one Scottish seat. SNP gains from Labour or Lib Dems doesn't make it easier for the Tories to reach 326.

In fact, it increases an anti-Tory bloc if SNP take seats from the Lib Dems.

 

[N7Commander95]

Wow, even Nicola Sturgeon is calling bullshit on those election numbers

 

[cartoon_soldier]

No one else does exit polls?

 

[Kinky John]

how ironic that Scotland has won the election for the Tories

No, Englandshire is taking the blame for this one (assuming the exit poll is anywhere close to being accurate).

 

[thatdamnmook]

Maybe i'm just deluded and upset, but I'm with Ashdown in thinking this Exit poll is bollocks

 

[Mr. RHC]

EAT THE HAT

I think we should start serving hat instead of crow on GAF.

 

[Varion]

Poor Nick really needs to go home, his voice isn't up for this at all.

Really want to believe these numbers are wrong, especially as everyone from every party seems to think they are.

 

[EdibleExplosives]

Outside of the SNP result, those exit poll results are fucking depressing.

 

[Deleted member 231381]

So guys, any candidates for Labour and Lib dem leaders?

Labour still hasn't really had time to restock on talented candidates after 2010; there's no new blood. They have the fag ends of the Blair cabinets and some utterly green shoots. I'd cautiously hedge on Burnham, but they're fucked, honestly.

 

[cyberheater]

No, Englandshire is taking the blame for this one (assuming the exit poll is anywhere close to being accurate).

Yep.

 

[BadHand]

how ironic that Scotland has won the election for the Tories

they have a habit of that...

 

[MrRoflWaffles]

Guys I'm fucking floored.

You're not alone. Going to be a rollercoaster of a night.

 

[JonathanEx]

No one else does exit polls?

They're so expensive, they all team up. YouGov's sort-of-but-not-really-a-exit-poll is a new thing.

 

[D4Danger]

Maybe i'm just deluded and upset, but I'm with Ashdown in thinking this Exit poll is bollocks

they're just so different to what every other poll has said to this point. It's hard to believe.

 

[offshore]

Harriet Harman spinning that exit poll is bad for the Tories...

:lol :lol :lol

 

[ghst]

top drawer hat banter.

 

[deli2000]

If the exit poll is true then the lib dems just got straight up slaughtered.

 

[uncleniccius]

I don't understand the tory hate, there's some shit admittedly, but that applies to all parties.

I'd take them over Ed Ball's having any financial responsibility over this nation


And think of it this way, it could have been tory /UKIP

 

[Mr. Luchador]

So if the exit poll is correct, it looks like we need a new polling model. Not surprised by the Tory shy but I am gobsmacked by the Lib collapse if true.

How so?

it doesn't seem to surprising to me in that they betrayed all those new voters who were swooned last election, and have lost a lot of ground in Scotland.

 

[Human_me]

I will be shocked if the actual results end up like that last poll.

 

[PJV3]

Maybe i'm just deluded and upset, but I'm with Ashdown in thinking this Exit poll is bollocks

Let's hope that is the case.

 

[Mr Cola]

Harmann doesnt sound convincing at all

 

[Juicy Bob]

Nate Silver you fucking lied to us.

 

[Empty]

i don't think the exit poll is quite right but i feel like it'll will probably be in between it and the yougov poll which will keep cameron in power

not staying up all night just to be depressed as shit anyway

 

[cartoon_soldier]

They're so expensive, they all team up. YouGov's sort-of-but-not-really-a-exit-poll is a new thing.

Everybody does them in the US. So was wondering

 

[Masquerader]

Can't wait for the DUP to be smug cunts.

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

dimbleby with that snide comment lol

 

[ShemhazaiX]

With the amount of food banks I'd say those times are already upon us.

I'm legitimately feeling ill right now. I can't believe that I live in a country so callous, so eager to preserve a way of life for the rich on a "Just in case we end up there" basis. I feel so much worse than I did last election, because we've seen just how bad the Tories are when they're in power, and we may have voted them in twice in a row.

 

[kmag]

Harriet Harman not really sounding like Labour have any information they're in for a better night.

 

[Molemitts]

At least Lib Dems are deservedly fucked and SNP can keep things interesting in resisting the Tories.

Tory and DUP coalition sound like the worst possible result. Good job, democracy.

 

[Carl]

Harmann doesnt sound convincing at all

Does she ever?

 

[nib95]

how ironic that Scotland has won the election for the Tories

The Sun and Murdoch won. This is the exact result that they wanted.

 

[Daemul]

how ironic that Scotland has won the election for the Tories

lol no, we would have propped up Labour no matter what. If this poll is true and isn't bullshit like even Sturgeon is saying it is, then this is all on the English voters.

You brought this shit on yourselves.

 

[ivysaur12]

Outside of the SNP result, those exit poll results are fucking depressing.

Yup. Ugh. Fuck.

 

[Socrates92]

If this is correct then what now for Miliband? He can't continue surely. I like him but it's clear to see that others don't.