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[Visualante2]

May is looking a little less deathly than usual. That's nice to see.

 

[pashmilla]

x

 

[Slair]

Murphy is such a monumental twat, thank fuck!

 

[Lagamorph]

Swindon showing Sunderland how it's done.

 

[QuicheFontaine]

Whoa whoa a drinking game? I am drinking..

The wife's gone to bed, so I've decided it is one ;-P

 

[DECK'ARD]

https://twitter.com/LibDemDeposits

Haha

 

[MrChom]

Theresa May is smiling... anyone fancy a game of Russian Roulette?

 

[Deleted member 231381]

Swindon is the most marginal seat so far and they won't show us the figures? What's your game, Dimbleby?

 

[JonathanEx]

 

[QuicheFontaine]

Swindon is the most marginal seat so far and they won't show us the figures? What's your game, Dimbleby?

Haven't even updated the graphic at the bottom of the screen with "Con 1"

 

[giant_frying_pan]

Can't believe Motherwell will lose labour, it's been labour my whole life :/



Nah computer, was mentioned on BBC

Ah cheers, missed that! I'm bouncing between BBC 1, BBC 1 Scotland, Five Live, Sky Arts' weird production gallery and...Fight Club on ITV 4.

HIS NAME WAS ED MILLIBAND.
HIS NAME WAS ED MILLIBAND.
HIS NAME WAS ED MILLIBAND.

 

[SymbiantXenos]

BBC fast fwd plz

 

[D4Danger]

this is boring now. The exit poll is dominating the narrative and now they're asking the same question six different ways trying to get a sound bite.

 

[fenners]

The wife's gone to bed, so I've decided it is one ;-P

I need to wait for the kids to get to bed. I'm six hours behind time wise, so I got plenty of time to catch up. Got a wee bottle of whisky & some Tunnocks here to go with it.

 

[CyclopsRock]

Swindon is the most marginal seat so far and they won't show us the figures? What's your game, Dimbleby?

They only have May for a few minutes, they want to get as much erotic material from it as they can.

 

[Henchmen21]

I know I'm an outsider to all of this but just to let you guys know, CNN is reporting on this with Richard Quest riding a double decker bus.

 

[Par Score]

Yikes, 4.2% swing TO the Tories in Swindon North, that's Tory majority territory:

Swindon North:
Con +6%
Lab -3%
UKIP +12%
Green +2%
LD -14%

 

[CyclopsRock]

I know I'm an outsider to all of this but just to let you guys know, CNN is reporting on this with Richard Quest riding a double decker bus.

OMG I love Quest. I fell in love with him when I went to NY and saw him on CNN where he RANDOMLY INCREASES HIS VOLUME for no real discernable REASON whilst asking OBVIOUSLY RHETORICAL QUESTIONS!

Then when I found he was caught in Central park off his nut on drugs with a sex toy, it made me so happy.

God I can't take more May on screen. I'm gonna cum.

 

[Varion]

this is boring now. The exit poll is dominating the narrative and now they're asking the same question six different ways trying to get a sound bite.

Basically, although on the plus side the first marginal should be declaring in 15 mins, and the declarations should start coming in fast after 2AM. So we shouldn't have too much longer of this at least.

 

[MrRoflWaffles]

holy shit! I'm a member now!

Congrats!

Theresa May staying unlikeable as ever.

 

[fenners]

this is boring now. The exit poll is dominating the narrative and now they're asking the same question six different ways trying to get a sound bite.

That's how it works until the results start coming in at full steam. There's nothing else to talk about except predictions & polls.

Paisley 76% turnout... Renfrewshire East over 80% turnout!!

 

[kmag]

Labour activists have left the Lanarkshire count. They don't see ANY reason to stay.

 

[Audioboxer]

Labour activists have left the Lanarkshire count. They don't see ANY reason to stay.

It's a bloodbath, and the blood is yellow.

 

[QuicheFontaine]

I need to wait for the kids to get to bed. I'm six hours behind time wise, so I got plenty of time to catch up. Got a wee bottle of whisky & some Tunnocks here to go with it.

Ah man, you're perfectly placed six hours behind! All the juicy ones are around 3-4:30am GMT. I'm going to be cream crackered but it'll be around 9-10pm for you.

 

[Deleted member 231381]

Yikes, 4.2% swing TO the Tories in Swindon North, that's Tory majority territory:

Swindon North:
Con +6%
Lab -3%
UKIP +12%
Green +2%
LD -14%

Aiesh, yep. This is game over. I might go to sleep soon, don't have the stomach for this.

 

[Kotetsu534]

Yikes, 4.2% swing TO the Tories in Swindon North, that's Tory majority territory:

Swindon North:
Con +6%
Lab -3%
UKIP +12%
Green +2%
LD -14%

That's huge. Couple more results with Tory/Lab swings like that and confirmation of SNP's absolute domination in Scotland and we're straight in to damage mitigation territory for Labour (the Lib Dems are already far beyond damage mitigation).

 

[danwarb]

Targeted seats/campaigns... We should just tell people what they're voting for and the likely consequences, and make it easier to vote.

 

[Masquerader]

OMG I love Quest. I fell in love with him when I went to NY and saw him on CNN where he RANDOMLY INCREASES HIS VOLUME for no real discernable REASON whilst asking OBVIOUSLY RHETORICAL QUESTIONS!

Then when I found he was caught in Central park off his nut on drugs with a sex toy, it made me so happy.

God I can't take more May on screen. I'm gonna cum.

... Half tempted to see if I have CNN now. Hrm.

 

[Mr Git]

The wife's gone to bed, so I've decided it is one ;-P

Excellent! I shall join.

Only got beeb coverage. How's C4? Wasn't online before. Nick Robinson is starting to sound like James Mason.

 

[Covfan]

ITV seem to be slightly ahead on results somehow.

 

[GazzaScotland]

Edit: Woops.

 

[fenners]

Ah man, you're perfectly placed six hours behind! All the juicy ones are around 3-4:30am GMT. I'm going to be cream crackered but it'll be around 9-10pm for you.

Even have tomorrow off as PTO because I'm going to the Austin Psych Fest. Going to be a good weekend, especially with the SNP result.

 

[AngryMoth]

I fucking hate political PR. Almost everyone I've seen interviewed on the bbc has refused to answer any hypotheticals and just said wait for the result. Just answer the fucking question like a normal person. I swear to god if any party focused on being honest and not avoid questions instead of behaving like media trained robots they'd become massively more popular.

 

[ivysaur12]

Hey guys, where's the best place to stream coverage if I'm a lame American?

 

[Real Hero]

Man, its a shame mostly because of how horrible the press has been. It would have been nice to have a sense of them being overcome.

 

[JonathanEx]

ITV seem to be slightly ahead on results somehow.

They're calling them before they're declared based on info on the ground, in a desperate bid to look relevant.


Though not good swing for Labour so far on that Swindon North. Ooooof.

 

[kmag]

Rumours Cable is in trouble.

 

[GazzaScotland]

Ruth Davidson saying one Labour MP will be demanding a recount in their seat in Glasgow.

 

[Masquerader]

Jeffrey Donaldson seems to have got it again for Lagan Valley. It's a mystery why people still vote for him. Ah, well. It's no surprise for NI.

 

[Audioboxer]

"BATTERY NEAR END"

 

[Kotetsu534]

I fucking hate political PR. Almost everyone I've seen interviewed on the bbc has refused to answer any hypotheticals and just said wait for the result. Just answer the fucking question like a normal person. I swear to god if a party focused on being honest and not avoid questions instead of behaving like media trained robots they'd become massively more popular.

I know. I don't see how it can possibly be controversial for Theresa May to say "Well, if we're 5 seats short of a majority we'd definitely look in to the possibility of forming a minority government, as is commonly done on the Continent." I mean, duh.

 

[fenners]

BBC Scotland remote camera has a big "BATTERY NEAR END" over the screen...

 

[AHA-Lambda]

Labour activists have left the Lanarkshire count. They don't see ANY reason to stay.

Fucking hell, wow!

BBC Scotland remote camera has a big "BATTERY NEAR END" over the screen...

I thought I hit the remote wrong

 

[Tak3n]

Rumours Cable is in trouble.

Hope not, he deserves not to get fucked over

 

[ANuclearError]

Ruth Davidson saying one Labour MP will be demanding a recount in their seat in Glasgow.

Where you hearing this from?

 

[Wes]

DD: "Have you hugged the Lib Dems to death in this coalition?"

I love David.

 

[GazzaScotland]

Where you hearing this from?

She was just being interviewed on Sky News.

 

[Biggzy]

DD: "Have you hugged the Lib Dems to death in this coalition?"

I love David.

"The answer to that is a resounding yes, David."

 

[Delusibeta]

Hey guys, where's the best place to stream coverage if I'm a lame American?

BBC's English stream is streaming via their News site, Sky News is streaming over YouTube.

 

[Visualante2]

Hope not, he deserves not to get fucked over

And he's one of the few I could see taking over from Clegg.