A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
What if John Cena went to TNA and got all the little Jimmies to follow him and TNA became the most successful and WWE used John Cena butt cells to create John Cena II
Need a recap on tomorrow nights card please? If it's worth buying..
What if John Cena went to TNA and got all the little Jimmies to follow him and TNA became the most successful and WWE used John Cena butt cells to create John Cena II
Winning over professional wrestling fans in the 1980s and early 90s was never a problem for Jake “The Snake” Roberts (real name: Aurelian Smith Jr.). In fact, he was a master at controlling their emotions and getting the exact reaction he desired every time he performed.
Unfortunately, he was dealing with a little tougher crowd on Friday night when he performed “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” during the Braves-Dodgers game at Turner Field.
No, those weren’t D-D-T chants (Jake’s famous finishing move throughout his 30-year career) ringing through the stadium as he become accustomed to hearing. That was more of a mixed reaction, as in a mix of boos and what the 'blank' is going on out here.
It was a shaky performance, undoubtedly, but not nearly the worst seventh inning stretch we've seen over the years. And besides, Vince McMcMahon never paid him to sing, and the 93,000 fans who showed up at Wrestlemania 3 in Pontiac, Mich certainly didn‘t pay to hear him sing (that's why Alice Cooper was in his corner). He was a wrestler, and for a ten year stretch during wrestling’s golden era there were few capable of performing at a higher level.
Putting the singing aside and his wrestling success aside, though, it’s really just great to see Jake Roberts healthy and apparently very happy after a long battle with drug and alcohol addiction. As you can see in the before and after photo below, he’s made quite a transformation over the past nine months after moving in with another wrestling legend, “Diamond” Dallas Page, and beginning his DDP Yoga program.
According to the now 57-year-old Roberts, he’s 180 days sober (and around 60 pounds lighter). He currently has plans to take on Hollywood and even make a return to the ring in the next year.
We certainly wish him well in those endeavors and hope his improved health continues.
1 Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger "I Quit" match for the #1 Contendership to the World Heavyweight Championship
2 John Cena (c) vs. Ryback Last Man Standing match for the WWE Championship
3 Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H Steel Cage match
4 Sheamus vs. Mark Henry Strap match
5 Randy Orton vs. Big Show Extreme Rules match
6 Chris Jericho vs. Fandango Singles match
7 Kofi Kingston (c) vs. Dean Ambrose Singles match for the United States Championship
8 Team Hell No (Daniel Bryan and Kane) (c) vs. The Shield (Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins) Tornado Tag Team match for the Tag Team Championship
Here is the card. They might throw in Kaitlyn vs AJ match as well if needed.
wrestling would cease to exist.
As far as you knowwrestling doesn't exist now.
I don't think anyone on WrassleGAF is ordering the PPV.Thank you!!!!
Looks like a decent card.. Will be watching and posting with ya Wrasslegaf
If they were more like John Cena they'd bust through that glass ceiling and rise above their circumstances whether they're loved, hated or don't even get a reaction cause it's all about the WWE Universe!I love watching WWE John Cena and Friends*.
*If you call people you keep down and under a glass ceiling and continue to beat up on TV "Friends".
But Robin/Nightwing/Batgirl got their own comics. Are you saying John Cena is better than BATMAN?
Owl, you know I'm in a really bad place and this is what you do to me? I'm about to Hawk off the Titan Tron and all you can do is Cena smirk at BATMAN?
Owl, you know I'm in a really bad place and this is what you do to me? I'm about to Hawk off the Titan Tron and all you can do is Cena smirk at BATMAN?
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Well I can't not rep GGG now.
Perfect.Well I can't not rep GGG now.
Super Cena's totally about to grab that leg and STF the hell out of Bat Punk.Bleh, I didn't realize Batman was actually Punk until a second look.
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Cesaro3PO is clearly the most inspired choice.
[quote="SoulPlaya, post: 58084856"]Perfect.[/QUOTE]
Indeed.
Now, I really want Business Suit Kane.Its gotta be Kane.
I don't think Cena and Ric Flair saying Kanyon wasn't good enough to be a star and Ric saying he's disappointed that Kanyon would blame his lack of a push on his gayness is a happy thing. And then went on to say he never knew Kanyon was gay. "Chris, you didn't have anything to give to the show right now, bottom line." What the fuck, Ric. Sunnny, this made me feel worse. I'm listening to Ric Flair flat out saying Kanyon doesn't have skills and not good enough to be in the WWE.
This makes me sad. Ric talking circles basically telling Kanyon he sucks and to stop mentioned them. Ric changes stories multiple times through out the talk and came off like a real dick. This probably contributed to that final Kanyon Cutter in the sky.
Bang
Maury.My 3 year old brother just told me he loves John Cena. What do I do GAF?
My 3 year old brother just told me he loves John Cena. What do I do GAF?