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[Data West]

I have to go into puro overdrive since Xeno disrespected me and didn't shake my hand in the weaboomania event.

Shelton's all like 'look at these mother fuckers haircuts'

 

[bean breath]

I know how tenacious Canadians tend to be, ***_*******. And I know bean is gonna keep checking until he gets bored.

...I wonder what kinds of posts YOU have made involving Kane?

I started the Kane Hate Brigade circa 2011, so I'm excused from whatever nonsense I've posted that he finds. And trust me, there's a lot of nonsense.

Y'know what, now I'm feeling uncomfortable. GET OUTTA MY TRASH, BEAN BREATH. PAPARAZZI SCUM.

Here's Net_Wrecker marking out with the rest of the thread when Kane came out with his welder's helmet:

JAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIZUS!!!!!!

DAT IMAGE HOLY KANE

EDIT: Ok, you linked it now. Good God that killed my eyes worse than dream's block of Observer posts.

Dream was the only one that kept his composure and wouldn't allow himself to mark. To his credit, Beef also didn't mark.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Well just so I don't have to make it later, here you go Beef, the butt's on the table

There's also the classics, the choice is yours.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

I paid 350 just to play X for the Wii U. Come on man, live a little.

I bought a Wii U just to support Platinum. Y'know whenever those games release.

The first party Nintendo games ain't so bad too, nah'msayin?

Ech.
Ok.
This dang-ass game?
ECH.
Grep.

Do you even Nintendo, bro?

 

[bangai-o]

I ain't Amirox.

who is that?

 

[Sokantish]

I bought a Wii U just to support Platinum. Y'know whenever those games release.

The first party Nintendo games ain't so bad too, nah'msayin?

I got rid of New Super Mario Bros Wii U. I don't have any games for my Wii U besides Nintendoland now but now that you mention it I did want The Wonderful 101 too, forgot about that.

 

[Professor Beef]

Do you even Nintendo, bro?

Not since the Wii dropped. The Wii and Wii U are to me what the DubDubE are to you.

who is that?

You know how WWE tried to erase Benoit from history?

 

[McNei1y]

You know how WWE tried to erase Benoit from history?

butt out!

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Here's Net_Wrecker marking out with the rest of the thread when Kane came out with his welder's helmet:

Dream was the only one that kept his composure and wouldn't allow himself to mark. To his credit, Beef also didn't mark.

Nah hol' on, playa. I'm pretty sure my post was due to the Kane picture being absolutely gigantic before it got resized, not due to me marking out. At least, I think it was.


And now I feel bad for my jab at dream since he abandoned us and no longer provides DAH SCOOPS.

I got rid of New Super Mario Bros Wii U. I don't have any games for my Wii U besides Nintendoland now but now that you mention it I did want The Wonderful 101 too, forgot about that.

I'm just using the thing to catch up on Ninty Wii games I missed. They better drop bombs during E3

 

[Sokantish]

I hope you played Xenoblade, I loved that game

 

[A Pretty Panda]

This avatar feels empty. I mean his ass is full but the avatar itself is dry. What can I add to it to spice it up?

 

[Professor Beef]

This avatar feels empty. I mean his ass is full but the avatar itself is dry. What can I add to it to spice it up?

It's nothing without the motion, tbqh.

 

[bangai-o]

I got rid of New Super Mario Bros Wii U. I don't have any games for my Wii U besides Nintendoland now but now that you mention it I did want The Wonderful 101 too, forgot about that.

have you seen those speed run challenges for Wii U? i dont know who is more skilled, professional Starcraft or professional Mario Bros U.

 

[McNei1y]

This avatar feels empty. I mean his ass is full but the avatar itself is dry. What can I add to it to spice it up?

Eyeballs on the butt cheeks

 

[Sokantish]

Googly eyes, you mean

 

[bean breath]

See, I'm not even trying to be negative. I'm just confused. I know you're all into whatever you're into. Matthew Gallant likes anime pictures of Matt Hardy having sex with Jeff Hardy. spindashing likes white women. Boootay likes Shakespeare and syringe spots. Some of you even convinced yourselves that Daniel Bryan is an entertaining WWE Superstar.

But, fuck, when everyone goes nuts over fucking Kane chokeslamming fucking John Cena in fucking 2011, I just don't know what the fuck's going on anymore.

Fuck.

lmao

People in this thread love Kane, what can I say? Have you forgotten the love his promos with the corny dramatic music during his World Title run received on here? His taking out Cena was a bonus too, I guess. Like I said before, once they botch his monster run, the honeymoon's over....which should be in about a month.

Like I said before, once they botch his monster run, the honeymoon's over....which should be in about a month.

in about a month.

That was from 2011. It's 2013 and Kane and SoulPlaya are still here.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

I sat here for 5 minutes staring at the picture waiting for it to bounce.

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

 

[Sokantish]

bean breath, look what dream said about Daniel Bryan. Wow, what is his problem?

 

[Net_Wrecker]

I hope you played Xenoblade, I loved that game

That was on my list until I realized that Nintendo treated the game like junk and apparently only printed 5 NA copies. Costs like $100+ to buy it now unless I hit up ebay where it's still $70+.

 

[McNei1y]

I sat here for 5 minutes staring at the picture waiting for it to bounce.

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

The girls never came. THE GIRLS NEVER CAME!

 

[bean breath]

bean breath, look what dream said about Daniel Bryan. Wow, what is his problem?

I like when Dream buries Daniel Bryan. My favorite was when he'd post the Raw ratings results and highlight Bryan matches and segments losing viewers.

 

[Professor Beef]

bean breath, look what dream said about Daniel Bryan. Wow, what is his problem?

Dream doesn't like D.Brine. And to be fair, D.Brine only got over because of John Cena.

I like when Dream buries Daniel Bryan. My favorite was when he'd post the Raw ratings results and highlight Bryan matches and segments losing viewers.

There was a time when I would actually look forward to that. :lol

 

[McNei1y]

Dream doesn't like D.Brine. And to be fair, D.Brine only got over because of John Cena.

There was a time when I would actually look forward to that. :lol

Next you're going to tell me Fandango's theme got over when Cena started dancing to it.

 

[Professor Beef]

Next you're going to tell me Fandango's theme got over when Cena started dancing to it.

You underestimate how large The Cenation truly is. If John Cena gives his endorsement, we're gonna keep an eye on it.

 

[Data West]

Cena also got Lesnar over too, remember.

but he's getting old. It's time for a new face with a sweeter ass.

#bonation

 

[Professor Beef]

Cena also got Lesnar over too, remember.

And Zack Ryder.

 

[Sokantish]

You underestimate how large The Cenation truly is. If John Cena gives his endorsement, we're gonna keep an eye on it.

I wish Cena would give up some love for Bray Wyatt and his family. I'd really like him to come out to RAW!

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Googly eyes, you mean

 

[UberTag]

7) La Parka

Incidentally, guess who just got ranked amongst the 20 most amazing masked wrestlers of all-time on WWE.com...

 

[McNei1y]

this is killing me

 

[Professor Beef]

FUCKING LOL

I might just wear that avatar for the hell of it

 

[bean breath]

I'm down with A.P.P.

 

[Data West]

Big D for doodoo Langsucks, Dean Amblows, Seth Rollingoverinmygrave, and Roman Reignhimoninbecausehe'snotasgoodasBo are just living on borrowed time.

 

[McNei1y]

I didn't know Vigo from Ghostbusters II wrestled.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Big D for doodoo Langsucks, Dean Amblows, Seth Rollingoverinmygrave, and Roman Reignhimoninbecausehe'snotasgoodasBo are just living on borrowed time.

I don't like how that google chrome logo centers around Bo Dallas' nipple.

 

[XenoRaven]

Big D for doodoo Langsucks, Dean Amblows, Seth Rollingoverinmygrave, and Roman Reignhimoninbecausehe'snotasgoodasBo are just living on borrowed time.

I'm suddenly glad I didn't include you.

 

[bean breath]

Big D for doodoo Langsucks, Dean Amblows, Seth Rollingoverinmygrave, and Roman Reignhimoninbecausehe'snotasgoodasBo are just living on borrowed time.

 

[RBH]

7) La Parka

 

[Data West]

I'm suddenly glad I didn't include you.

 

[McNei1y]

We dedicated a thread to Bo Dallas guys.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

I actually hate Bo Dallas.

 

[Sokantish]

Everybody Hates Bo Dallas?

 

[SoulPlaya]

That was from 2011. It's 2013 and Kane and SoulPlaya are still here.

This is arguably the greatest post in GAF history. It's amazing, but I have to admit, Kane's longevity surprises even me. I mean, it's 2013, and Kane just main evented both SD and RAW in the same week, and put on good matches in both, and somehow, still managed to look credible in both.

It's astounding.

 

[Sokantish]

You think it might have to do a little bit with his opponents?

 

[Ultratech]

My thoughts on Bo Dallas:

Fuck Bo Dallas.

Apparently, he knows we hate him too.

have you seen those speed run challenges for Wii U? i dont know who is more skilled, professional Starcraft or professional Mario Bros U.

Indeed. That stuff is madness.

 

[tm24]

Incidentally, guess who just got ranked amongst the 20 most amazing masked wrestlers of all-time on WWE.com...

Mil Mascaras over El Santo? What the fuck is this shit?

EDIT: Titan is the CMLL rep in BOSJ? Fuck yeah! #porraTitan

 

[SoulPlaya]

You think it might have to do a little bit with his opponents?

Well, of course, but having great opponents isn't just it. The guy is putting on good matches, while working a full time schedule, has taken practically no breaks in his career, and he's 46.

Big Show can't do it, and he's 5 years younger than Kane, and is given multiple month breaks each year. Hell, he took a 3 year break just a few years ago.

 

[bangai-o]

did any WWE Divas make the Maxim hot 100? I wonder of OT would react if AJ beat *whoever is the current off topic sensation.

 

[Data West]

I was fighting the 3DS urge pretty well.

then I saw the video where you could wear Majora's Mask in Animal Crossing...

 

[Mengetsu]

Newest rounds of Botchamania.

230 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zM7JDGkFdi4

231 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EWcWuZ4rbo0