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[gurudyne]

New ass gif?

New ass gif.

Those faces in the crowd could be their own .gif.

 

[Kaladin]

Those faces in the crowd could be their own .gif.

Damn you, I can't not look at them now. It's distracting me from the ass.

 

[TheBear]

I want to follow/watch NJPW events. What's the best way to go about this?

 

[jmdajr]

Did you know Koko B. Ware has one of the highest win percentages of all time.

 

[British Monsoon]

I want to follow/watch NJPW events. What's the best way to go about this?

The best way is to purchase the iPPV broadcasts which usually occur every month or so;

http://www.ustream.tv/njpw

The next one should be the DOMINION event on 06/22.

Also, NJPW's youtube channel uploads lots of classic matches, as well as promo videos and stuff;

http://www.youtube.com/user/NJPW

Plus, there's a few youtube/dailymotion channels that usually have most of the TV aired programs uploaded;

http://www.dailymotion.com/SenorLARIATO
http://www.dailymotion.com/Jahmale_Hepburn
http://www.youtube.com/user/PuroresuMatche2

Here's the last big show from earlier this month;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY_7z5wz_vk

 

[Net_Wrecker]

No doubt. Net_Wrecker is all talk and no walk.

He couldn't quit a head cold.

Milton from Office Space would quit his job before Net_Wrecker quit the WWE.

They could fire all of their wrestlers with any shred of respectable ability tomorrow and make it the "John Cena/Triple H Always Win Chocobot Hour" with divas, Mae Young, skits and comedy numbers and he would still tune in to RAW next week.

:lol. I only watch enough of Raw to keep up with WrassleGAF discussion and memes. I've made huge strides since my days of being Negative Net_Wrecker™ where I would actually "hate watch" Raw, and try to stop WrassleGAFfers from getting pushed. I'm a Born Again Fan. I've found NJPW God and completely changed my lifestyle. I've come clean about the WrassleGAF ScrewJob and left it in the past. I even think me and Heavy could coexist peacefully now. Maybe put together a Bluray documentary with SoulPlaya and squash this whole Kane thing.

He does that Clint Eastwood avatar a disservice. He should switch to a Cena avatar, like I was planning to do before I was reminded of how good Bust a Groove is.

Go home and be a family man, Beef. This ain't your fight.

 

[TheBear]

Did you know Koko B. Ware has one of the highest win percentages of all time.

Did you know that Koko B. Ware had a parrot named Frankie?

 

[UberTag]

We should sticky Bootaaay's "How to watch NJPW" links post in the OP of every WrassleGAF thread.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

Here's the last big show from earlier this month;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY_7z5wz_vk

was this a good show?? adding it to my "watch later" list

 

[Lambda Pie]

Cesaro is so easy to fix. just make him 120% asshole, 24/7. none of this 5 language stuff, american flag.

just have him come and shit on the USA and scream at kids faces and tell them their real parents died and they were adopted.

have him thrash the USA belt for the European belt.

have him sing the Swiss anthem, telling people to shut up or he'll leave without wrestling and tease him leaving the ring.

just make him full European asshole, no half assed stuff.

 

[British Monsoon]

was this a good show?? adding it to my "watch later" list

Yeah, it was pretty great, but didn't quite live up to Invasion Attack or Wrestle Kingdom - the first half was fun, but the 2nd half was a lot better. Goto vs Shibata and Okada vs Suzuki, in particular.

 

[Plywood]

Finally, WWE is giving Triple H the push he deserved for so many years.

So HHH is bigger than Cena???

 

[TheBear]

Thank you Bootaaay!

 

[toddhunter]

Real talk Natalya made AJ look capable and like a million bucks last night. Great use of it. I didn't expect it and it looked impressive. That's all.

They have probably spent hours perfecting that move.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

Yeah, it was pretty great, but didn't quite live up to Invasion Attack or Wrestle Kingdom - the first half was fun, but the 2nd half was a lot better. Goto vs Shibata and Okada vs Suzuki, in particular.

cool

last NJPW i seen (like last month) was
NJPW 2012 10 08 King of Pro Wrestling
because someone posted it on here

 

[strobogo]

Cesaro is so easy to fix. just make him 120% asshole, 24/7. none of this 5 language stuff, american flag.

just have him come and shit on the USA and scream at kids faces and tell them their real parents died and they were adopted.

have him thrash the USA belt for the European belt.

have him sing the Swiss anthem, telling people to shut up or he'll leave without wrestling and tease him leaving the ring.

just make him full European asshole, no half assed stuff.

Claudio should be booked exactly like Regal was in 1993/1994 WCW.

 

[LiquidSolid]

was this a good show?? adding it to my "watch later" list

Really good, especially if you've never seen a NJPW show before.

Personally, I'd suggest catching a few matches to familiarise yourself with the main wrestlers and then watching Wrestle Kingdom 7 and Invasion Attack. Those are honestly two of the best wrestling shows I've ever seen.

Then, if you can, catch up with us each month and watch the iPPVs together.

 

[DMczaf]

So HHH is bigger than Cena???

That is not fair. Cena is hurt (or is he injured) and is not 100%. Comparisons at this time are unfair. They really need to cancel his match with Ryback on Sunday. Honestly, does WWE want him to die in the ring or something? He is not fit to compete, he has no chance of winning. The odds are just not in his favor.

 

[Professor Beef]

Dammit Sunflower, you'll look for any reason to post a wrestling topic in the OT won't you?

 

[Arrowgigantic]

Who the hell are you to doubt La Dandy?

Legit LOLook

 

[DMczaf]

I'm going to post a wrestling topic in OT.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I'm going to post a wrestling topic in OT.

It's working. Do it up.

 

[gurudyne]

I'm going to post a wrestling topic in OT.

Yeah, let's see what those guys have to say about pushing Cesaro. Make sure to use the 'Miz gets smacked into a wall for eternity' gif.

 

[Kaladin]

The Celebrity Wife Swap episode featuring Ric Flair and Roddy Piper "swapping wives" on ABC is currently set to air on Sunday 6/23 at 8 PM.

 

[Professor Beef]

I really wish Sunflower would stop being ashamed of being in Community. It almost seems like he wants others to revel in the misery that is professional wrestling.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

Really good, especially if you've never seen a NJPW show before.

Personally, I'd suggest catching a few matches to familiarise yourself with the main wrestlers and then watching Wrestle Kingdom 7 and Invasion Attack. Those are honestly two of the best wrestling shows I've ever seen.

Then, if you can, catch up with us each month and watch the iPPVs together.

ok will do

 

[DMczaf]

I really wish I could quit professional wrestling, but I'm in too deep. There's no going back now to a normal life. I'm bout dat life now.

 

[Plywood]

That is not fair. Cena is hurt (or is he injured) and is not 100%. Comparisons at this time are unfair. They really need to cancel his match with Ryback on Sunday. Honestly, does WWE want him to die in the ring or something? He is not fit to compete, he has no chance of winning. The odds are just not in his favor.

cena not being at 100 and having to face that monster ryback is bordering on bullying by the wwe and ryback

 

[Plywood]

im scared for cena guys

what if

what if he loses

 

[Net_Wrecker]

I really wish I could quit professional wrestling, but I'm in too deep. There's no going back now to a normal life. I'm bout dat life now.

No one's gonna "murk" you or "pop you with tha nina" if you quit watching. There's no "bout dat life" with wrestling. Just man up and accept that you have an addiction. It's the first step in the program, bruh. GET HALP.

 

[Data West]

im scared for cena guys

what if

what if he loses

there's no way he can win, dude. i just don't think he can overcome the odds this time...

 

[Professor Beef]

No one's gonna "murk" you or "pop you with tha nina" if you quit watching. There's no "bout dat life" with wrestling. Just man up and accept that you have an addiction. It's the first step in the program, bruh. GET HALP.

You know who else was "bout dat life" but managed to get out?

The Macho Man, Randy Savage.

 

[Data West]

I wonder how Sunflower's gonna feel when Austin Aries is jobless and can't find work because he just had to make an OT post for all the bleeding hearts to see.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

You know who else was "bout dat life" but managed to get out?

The Macho Man, Randy Savage.

I'm not sure how to take this statement....

Tread carefully with your next response.

 

[Professor Beef]

I wonder how Sunflower's gonna feel when Austin Aries is jobless and can't find work because he just had to make an OT post for all the bleeding hearts to see.

At least he got "new blood" in the thread!

Oh wait, he didn't even provide a link here. Tsk tsk tsk...

 

[Plywood]

there's no way he can win, dude. i just don't think he can overcome the odds this time...

i'm legit shook right now

i don't know if the energy from the crowd whether they love him or hate him will be able to give him the energy and intensity he needs to pull through

we're going to have to all do our best

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I wonder how Sunflower's gonna feel when Austin Aries is jobless and can't find work because he just had to make an OT post for all the bleeding hearts to see.

I ain't no Shinobi062! He ain't no Adam Orth!

 

[Professor Beef]

I'm not sure how to take this statement....

Tread carefully with your next response.

I was not talking about his untimely death, so you can put the safety back on your Smith & Wesson Model 29, good sir.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=557720

And with that, I'm off to the gym, gonna legit shake as I lift.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

I was not talking about his untimely death, so you can put the safety back on your Smith & Wesson Model 29, good sir.

Crisis averted. I was about to go full Pyro and snap on you.

 

[DMczaf]

I'll be legit shook if Sunflower gets legit shook banned from GAF.

 

[British Monsoon]

David Lee Roth rambles for half an hour about his love for Professional Wrestling;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV7e63eV_Ts

Better than it sounds. Honest.

 

[Professor Beef]

Crisis averted. I was about to go full Pyro and snap on you.

I, for one, am legit shook that you would think I would use the death of Macho Madness for a joke. Not when the both of us have enjoyed making posts with plenty of Savage's flavor.

What happened to you, Wrecker? Did Mean Gene try to ask your Elizabeth a question? Or even worse: hand her a flower?

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Crisis averted. I was about to go full Pyro and snap on you.

never go full pyro

 

[strobogo]

What do you mean "better than it sounds"? Diamond Dallas Dave rambling about pro wrestling sounds amazing.

 

[Data West]

stop trying to make fetch legit shook happen

 

[Professor Beef]

stop trying to make fetch legit shook happen

Poor Sunflower just wants Heavy to come back. Too bad his is a one-man band.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

David Lee Roth rambles for half an hour about his love for Professional Wrestling;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV7e63eV_Ts

Better than it sounds. Honest.

I'll check it out, but it's not surprising at all. Did you not see his earlier video, "The Ballad of Rikidozan," Boots? It'd be right up your alley.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=J54Eoh6bxTU

 

[British Monsoon]

What do you mean "better than it sounds"? Diamond Dallas Dave rambling about pro wrestling sounds amazing.

Yeah, it's pretty awesome, but not everyone's a Diamond Dave fan

I'll check it out, but it's not surprising at all. Did you not see his earlier video, "The Ballad of Rikidozan," Boots? It'd be right up your alley.

Oh, awesome - I hadn't seen that one, I'll definitely check it out.

 

[bean breath]

If you were standing in the middle of an empty ring and saw this coming towards you:

Would you be legit shook?