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[Sephzilla]

I know people don't like Enzo, but Cass actually pisses me off. That video is a prime example.

"IT SEEMS LIKE YOU TWO DON'T LIKE WHAT HE'S SAYING."

What the FUCK kind of robotic delivery is that, and why on earth would anyone say anything like that in the first place!?

Yeah, Cass is by far worse on the mic than Enzo is and it's not even close.

Every time.

Big Cass.

Does a promo.

He talks like this.

AND

WHEN

HE

WANTS

TO

GET

INTENSE

HE

YELLS

ONE

WORD

AT

A

TIME

BECAUSE

THATS

ALL

HE

CAN

DO.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Imagine being from Tulsa, Oklahoma.

Imagine living that life.

 

[Sephzilla]

Imagine actually getting popped because of Fanta

Imagine living that life.

 

[Zach]

senpai is never going to notice you

I would like to announce my engagement to Data West.

 

[Sinatar]

The new Quake beta has worked me into a shoot, I better stay off gaming before I get myself banned.

 

[Zach]

Tulsa, eeehhh, not so hot. Fanta, delicious.

 

[Heroman]

Because it's fake, Beef. Wrestling is fake.

Come again.

 

[Zach]

Come again.

Filth.

 

[Professor Beef]

Come again.

He said it's fake

"WHAT"

FAKE

"WHAT"

NOT REAL

"WHAT"

A PERFORMANCE

"WHAT"

PRE-DETERMINED

"WHAT"

A SHOW

"WHAT"

I SAID IT'S FAKE, JUST LIKE DMCZAF'S LOVE OF WCW

 

[Hex]

Well, I've never been to Florida. But I've been to Oklahoma. Oh, they tell me I was born there. But I really don't remember.

Well played

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

i do feel a bit bad for enzo and cass since i'm sure the plan was for them to get the belts before the hardy's signed on for wrestlemania

but they're still super over and they'll get the belts eventually so they'll be fine

 

[Zach]

I...LOVE...WCW

Oh myyy.

 

[Sephzilla]

I SAID IT'S FAKE, JUST LIKE DMCZAF'S LOVE OF WCW

oh SHIT! Get to cover!

 

[Caderfix]

He said it's fake

"WHAT"

I SAID IT'S FAKE, JUST LIKE DMCZAF'S LOVE OF WCW

Shoooooooooot!

 

[Zach]

Give DMczaf a second. He's still stretching.

 

[Caderfix]

.

 

[Beefy]

Well, I've never been to Florida. But I've been to Oklahoma. Oh, they tell me I was born there. But I really don't remember.

Old age catching up with you. Best sort out your funeral as you are getting buried.

 

[Data West]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_5uGv-GObE

 

[Zach]

Are you telling me you remember being born, Beefy? Is that what you're telling the jury right now, sir?

 

[ReiGun]

Cass really does cut promos like English is his sixth language.

He better be thankful he's big and tall (and you can't teach that), because there's no way the company would so much potential in the guy without that.

I do wish him and Enzo all the best, though. They're fun guys and you can really feel they're having the time of their lives. Enzo is out here partying with Drake and Future, not worried about nothing lol

 

[British Monsoon]

Vader vs Hansen at WrestleWar '91 is a hoot and a half, friends. Six minutes of big dudes throwing potatoes. Shame Stan didn't stick around for longer in WCW, but in his book he said the suits thought he was too disgusting for TV haha.

 

[FlammableD]

Is there a link to those promos; I would love to see it.

Here you go friend.

 

[Sephzilla]

Give DMczaf a second. He's still staring.

fixed

 

[Zach]

No GWF references.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Cass really does cut promos like English is his sixth language.

He better be thankful he's big and tall (and you can't teach that), because there's no way the company would so much potential in the guy without that.

I do wish him and Enzo all the best, though. They're fun guys and you can really feel they're having the time of their lives.

He said someone (heavily implied to be Bill DeMott) straight up said he would be fired if he wasn't tall.

 

[Sephzilla]

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

 

[RecRoulette]

Did GFW get cancelled? I haven't seen the twice-a-week promotion going on.

 

[Hasney]

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Have a great day, Sephzilla

 

[Zach]

I wish Dato would post some more WCW jamz.

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

 

[Professor Beef]

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Do you think Zach can tell you what to do?
Do you think he can tell you what to wear?
Does Zach think he's better?
Well he better get ready.

 

[Menome]

.

He can still go.

Spoiler

To hospital.

 

[Sephzilla]

Did GFW get cancelled? I haven't seen the twice-a-week promotion going on.

Date/time/card for GWF4: Zachlash: Great Balls of Filth are still being discussed

Have a great day, Sephzilla

i'll do this tho

 

[Zach]

I have GWF 4 penciled in for tonight at 7:00 PM central.

 

[Caderfix]

Pfff, look at Sephzilla following orders. What a Mark.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

WWE has too many guilty pleasure themes.

Carmella is number one of course.

 

[Professor Beef]

Pfff, look at Sephzilla following orders. What a Mark.

No wonder his spot is going to be taken next month.

WWE has too many guilty pleasure themes.

Carmella is number one of course.

I hate you for getting that theme stuck in my head, lmao

 

[UrbanDandy]

Here you go friend.

Thanks.

 

[slightconfuse]

Oh man this lapsed reading of the Vince script is great

 

[Sephzilla]

F
A
B
U
L
O
U
S

 

[Data West]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flTOhPDuC1k

 

[Angry Grimace]

Nikki Cross had grown a lot on, put the belt on her Hunter

She sure has. She was like 5' in the indies and she's 5'2" in WWE!

 

[Professor Beef]

F
A
B
U
L
O
U
S

..........................

DIAMONDS ON MY NECK
YES I'M FABULOUS

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

I hate you for getting that theme stuck in my head, lmao

You only went along with what's right.

Next task is getting you to like Maria's theme.

~here she comes again like good medicine~

Edit:

THEY KEEP HATING ON ME

I DON'T STRESS

 

[British Monsoon]

The best jams in wrestling remain 1980's themes from Japan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRbqNlDJOJg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf_SF59Qhdo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRl7mFETmuY

SEE?

 

[Zach]

Dato is playing hard to get again.

(Best RAW theme, though.)

 

[UrbanDandy]

She sure has. She was like 5' in the indies and she's 5'2" in WWE!

Ha!

also,

Is there anyone else who can sell better than Lex Luger?

 

[Data West]

I mean those are pretty good and all but

 

[Caderfix]

Stop with this nonsense right now, B&B

Spoiler

(Batsie and Beef)

.

 

[Sinatar]

You're about to order a pizza but you're limited to only 2 toppings, what do you get?

 

[Sephzilla]

best raw theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibJUN3Tcbac&t=27s

You're about to order a pizza but you're limited to only 2 toppings, what do you get?

Pepperoni and then more pepperoni