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May Wrasslin' |OT| May I Fancy You To A Nice Arse Whipping?
- Thread starter Bluekaveli
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Bluekaveli
Member
Pal I'm only about 5'7. I'll get jobbed out and I don't believe in doing jobs brother. And you shouldn't either.
sf2fanatic
Member
But you still carry my bags and shine/lace my boots. Jobkaveli
Bluekaveli
Member
serenewarfare
Banned
She's got a good entrance and a cool finisher, so she'll probably get over on the main roster.
half a moon
Banned
I no likey
No one does "pissed authority figure" like Regal.
Honestly, as much as I like Ember's wrestling, in her current state, she will get Apollo Crews'ed.
PHOENIXZERO
Member
Sad but true, I had another one that involved this car that I struggled to drive and was going to a store. >_>
This was a ridiculously dumb bump to take.
Ouch, would've been fine if her arm didn't get caught up into the guardrail like that. Bad way to sprain a shoulder or worse, did that a few years ago but blocking myself from hitting my head on some shopping carts as I slipped on a wet curb, couldn't use my left arm for week and had to sleep on my back, took a couple more to get more motion back still kinda sucks.
She'll be just fine if they ever fix the damn character, if they weren't going to go supernatural or that not nixed they should've adapted the "War Goddess" thing from Athena which she still uses in hashtags and gave her a warrior sort of gimmick who lives for battle.
serenewarfare
Banned
No chance. Crews has literally nothing going for him. He's too short to be really intimidating to the audience and nothing about him is all that interesting.
Ember at least has a finish that is extremely unique and looks great and an entrance that makes her stand out. I'm not saying she'll be a huge star, but she'll absolutely get more over than Crews ever did.
I mean, hell, look at Finn. He's basically over on the back of "look how cool his entrance is" considering they've done not much else with his character on the main roster.
So Asuka vs
Kairi Hojo
As for Ember they did start changing her character a bit by dumping the contacts.
Biggest-Geek-Ever
Member
Jeeeeezus. That's like the opposite of when Goldberg went headfirst into the ring post.This was a ridiculously dumb bump to take.
serenewarfare
Banned
It's not a direct comparison. But you can't compare her to Apollo either. Apollo has literally nothing exciting going on around him. At least Ember has the flashy presentation and moves.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
lmao @ these tiny jobbers fighting Heavy Machinery
HashtagLapsed
Member
I had a similar thing happen to me too, but
I was drunk and running for a bus. One of my shows fell off and I fell through an iron fence. Nearly lost my peepee too, massive hole torn in my denim in a really sensitive place. I didn't even notice that till the next day.
I needed Xrays and it took a few weeks to move my arm properly.
BronsonLee
Member
You're indy size like me~
The issue with Ember is Nikki Cross is way more entertaining and makes the most of her crazy character, and while Peyton Royce and Billie Kay aren't great in the ring, they have developed into a fun double act. It makes Ember's total lack of any sort of character stand out.
Even Ruby Riot who just debuted recently and has only had like one brief promo is more distinct than her.
Even Ruby Riot who just debuted recently and has only had like one brief promo is more distinct than her.
Bluekaveli
Member
Aren't you like 5'1? Or is that just the marks picking on you?
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
NXT finally feeling like its moved on from all the stuff they lost after the brand split.
BronsonLee
Member
I'm 5'7 but FallingEdge is like 6'5 and people don't understand how photos work
A shoot giant
Why do they have WWE network ads halfway through a show you can only watch on WWE network?
Bluekaveli
Member
I see, I see. Well I could probably hoist FallingEdge over my head and run around with him. What I lack in height, I make up in attitude and strength. Unlike Neville, I am all natural baby.
Why does the network even have ads?
Shows how good Ruby is that WWE announced she was signed in Jan and debuted in March.
I think Ember has time because if they call anyone up it would Asuka and Peyton and Billie due to them having a act ready for tv like Alexa.
Professor Beef
Banned
I'm almost as tall as FE and he's no 6'5. I even beat him in Virtua Fighter. Just don't ask when or where because he's a liar.
BronsonLee
Member
Your lies are numerous
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
These Roddy Strong videos seem like they're trying super hard to turn him into a new Sami Zayn.
why would anyone want to be that
Professor Beef
Banned
Let he who has never lied cast the first stone
serenewarfare
Banned
These two videos right here are the greatest example of why guys can get over in NXT and then completely die on the main roster. No characters, no wacky stories, no bullshit. When's the last time WWE did this for anyone? They have three fucking hours of Raw and can't make people care more about guys than NXT can do in an hour each week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EkGFutlFnY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W55EA0yIcRk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EkGFutlFnY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W55EA0yIcRk
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
The WWE probably hopes you'll sign up twice.
Also, Asuka won a a battle royale she hadn't even entered. That is awesome.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
He's definitely got a stable job! Like, Sami's absolutely never getting belts or significant wins, but he's also likely never getting fired until he's worthless even as Guy Getting Squashed
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Zayn is making a lot of money and still getting PPV matches and actual feuds. He's going to get at least a midcard title run at some point. Saying he's having a bad career is actively dumb.
Losing almost every feud and winning a meaningless belt ,what a run he is/ will have/ having.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Ember Moon finally got rid of the Warlock shit
Don't be a mark. It doesn't matter whether he wins fake belts. Dude is making a lot of money and getting to do what he loves for a living.
Don't be a mark. It doesn't matter whether he wins fake belts. Dude is making a lot of money and getting to do what he loves for a living.
Same height. Kiss me.
excelsiorlef
Member
God I love SAniY
Don't even really know why... just do.
Don't even really know why... just do.
Professor Beef
Banned
How funny that you probably care more than he does.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Fav Zayn era, go
Mine is the era of him entering battle royales, everyone saying "THIS'LL BE THE ONE", him getting the big tag team Braun/big guy elimination getting everyone hopeful, and then him being eliminated by a scrub who isn't even the ultimate winner
serenewarfare
Banned
Being a mid carder in WWE who loses most of his feuds but is still on TV almost every week is still a better spot than 80% of wrestlers in the world will ever have.
Because you love literally everything every wrestling promotion has done ever.