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[klonere]

this american football fine thing is super super dumb

your sport is dumb and stupid.

 

[Kaladin]

this american football fine thing is super super dumb

your sport is dumb and stupid.

Fine and suspension should be much harsher for the bold face lie the team told about it. I guess cheating does pay.

 

[Data West]

I'm back on board with Games For Windows Wrestling

 

[Jeff Albertson]

He tweets like a cunt, basically. That's about it, I like everything else

He really does and not a kayfabe cunt just a cunt cunt

The deathmatch reviews you guys are doing sound great, don't think I've ever sat through one. Watched the backyard on Saturday and that was eye opening / horrific

 

[MC Safety]

Was he a WWE commentator? yes

Was he fired? yes

#FACT

I think you need to make a distinction between color commentator and play-by-play guy.

I don't know if they were fired, but the WWE had some great commentators in Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Gorilla Monsoon, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, and Pete "The Duke of Dorchester" Doherty. Jerry "The King" Lawler was great, too, before the fixation with puppies ...

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Wondering if anyone can help with something random.

Years ago I used to watch some shite on YouTube, basically kids wrestling on a park, some of them were actually pretty talented but the whole thing was ridiculous.

I'm sure it was called 2kz or something like that but can't find it now, want to see just how ridiculous it was now I've been exposed to more actual indie stuff

Edit - found it - it was indeed ridiculous

http://youtu.be/RfUVs9KsZCA

 

[British Monsoon]

OK, I used a random number generator to pick who's going to review which Tournament of Death - I'll PM those who entered in a day or two with the details, but here's the list and the first round of each tournament to give you an idea of what you've got to look forward to;

. Zandig's UltraViolent Tournament of Death - reviewer: RP912

• Zandig vs Nate Hatred - Barbed Wire Boards Deathmatch
• Necro Butcher vs Wifebeater - Staple Gun & Mouse Traps Deathmatch
• Toby Klien vs Nick Gage - Barbed Wire & Carpet Strips Deathmatch
• Nick Mondo vs Homeless Jimmy - Fans Bring the Weapons Deathmatch

. Tournament of Death II - reviewer: Hasney

• Zandig vs Nate Webb - Panes of Glass Deathmatch
• JC Bailey vs Nick Mondo - Light Tubes & Ladders Deathmatch
• Corporal Robinson vs Necro Butcher - 4 Corners of Pain Deathmatch
• Nick Gage vs Ian Rotten - Barbed Wire Boards & Light Tubes Deathmatch

. Tournament of Death III - reviewer: Vince McMahon

• Arsenal vs Evil Ninja #2 - Light Tube Log Cabin Deathmatch
• Nick Gage vs Ruckus - Barbed Wire Boards Deathmatch
• Mad Man Pondo vs Wifebeater - Fans Bring the Weapons Deathmatch
• SeXXXy Eddy vs Ian Knoxx - Thumbtacks & Carpet Strips Deathmatch
• Necro Butcher vs The Green Phantom - Fans Bring the Weapons Deathmatch
• Chri$ Ca$h vs JC Bailey - Light Tubes & Ladders Deathmatch

. Tournament of Death IV - reviewer: FallingEdge

• JC Bailey vs SeXXXy Eddy - Barbed Wire Madness Deathmatch
• Mad Man Pondo vs Toby Klein - Light Tube Ropes Deathmatch
• Brain Damage vs Beef Wellington - UltraViolent Tables Deathmatch
• Ian Rotten vs Necro Butcher - Home Run Derby Deathmatch
• Nick Gage vs Nate Webb - Light Tubes & Ladders Deathmatch
• Zandig vs Eddie Kingston - Fans Bring the Weapons Deathmatch

. Tournament of Death V - reviewer: Serpentine

• Nick Gage vs Brandon Prophet vs Andy Sumner - Barbed Wire Ropes & Light Tubes Deathmatch
• JC Bailey vs Lobo vs Drake Younger - Light Tubes & Barbed Wire Spider Web Deathmatch
• Brain Damage vs Toby Klein vs Necro Butcher - Barbed Wire Ropes, Fans Bring the Weapons Deathmatch
• Zandig vs DJ Hyde vs Danny Havoc - Barbed Wire Ropes, Barbed Wire Boards & Panes of Glass Deathmatch

. Tournament of Death VI - reviewer: Mr. Luchador

• Danny Havoc vs Scotty Vortekz - Light Tubes, Ladders & Light Tube Log Cabin Deathmatch
• Freakshow vs Insane Lane - Home Run Derby Deathmatch
• Mad Man Pondo vs DJ Hyde - Shattered Dreams Deathmatch
• Brain Damage vs Toby Klein - Barbed Wire Boards, Fans Bring the Weapons Deathmatch
• Drake Younger vs Dustin Lee - Light Tubes & Light Tube Tables Deathmatch
• Zandig vs Necro Butcher - No-Rope Barbed Wire, Barbed Wire Boards, Panes of Glass, Barbed Wire Spider Web Deathmatch

. Tournament of Death VII - reviewer: Bootaaay

• Pinkie Sanchez vs Danny Demanto - Light Tubes & Ladders Deathmatch
• Mickie Knuckles vs Scotty Vortekz - Light Tubes Deathmatch
• WHACKS vs Dustin Lee - Barbed Wire Boards & Light Tubes Deathmatch
• DJ Hyde vs Andy Sumner - Falls Count Anywhere Deathmatch
• Nick Gage vs Drake Younger - Panes of Glass Deathmatch
• Ryan McBride vs Greg Excellent - Barbed Wire Madness Deathmatch
• Danny Havoc vs Ram - Light Tube Bundles Deathmatch

. Tournament of Death VIII - reviewer: FlammableD

• Nick Gage vs Deranged - No-Ropes, Flaming Barbed Wire Deathmatch
• Brain Damage vs Jon Moxley - Dining Room Deathmatch
• Toby Klein vs WHACKS - Barbed Wire Boards & Light Tube Bundles Deathmatch
• Dysfunction vs Danny Havoc - Panes of Glass Deathmatch
• Drake Younger vs Scotty Vortekz vs xOMGx - Thumbtack Kickpads Deathmatch
• DJ Hyde vs Thumbtack Jack - Jack in the Box Deathmatch

. Tournament of Death IX - reviewer: Nocturnowl

• Danny Havoc vs JC Bailey - Havoc's Happyland Deathmatch
• Nick Gage vs Abdullah Kobayashi - Weapons of Mass Destruction Deathmatch
• Dysfunction vs Scotty Vortekz - Thumbtack Kickpads & Panes of Glass Deathmatch
• MASADA vs Devon Moore - Fans Bring the Weapons Deathmatch

. Tournament of Death vs GoreFest - reviewer: Perspicacity

• Danny Havoc vs Jon Ryan - Thumbtack Stuff Deathmatch
• DJ Hyde vs Drake Younger - Cinderblocks & Barbed Wire Boards Deathmatch
• MASADA vs Jimmy Havoc - UltraViolent Tables Deathmatch
• Nick Gage vs Adam Polak - Polish Punishment Deathmatch

. Tournament of Death XI - reviewer: Spider from Mars

• Devon Moore vs Danny Havoc vs Lucky tHURTeen - Drunken Scaffold Deathmatch
• Drake Younger vs Rory Mondo - UltraViolent Ladders & Light Tubes Deathmatch
• MASADA vs Scott Summers - Panes of Glass Deathmatch
• Matt Tremont vs Abdullah Kobayashi - Light Tube Bundles & UltraViolent Bats Deathmatch

. Tournament of Death XII - reviewer: HarlequinPanic

• Joe Gacy vs Ron Mathis - Fans Bring the Weapons Dog Collar Deathmatch
• Danny Havoc vs Rory Mondo - Mummified in Barbed Wire Deathmatch
• Scotty Vortekz vs Lucky tHURTeen - UltraViolent Ladders Deathmatch
• DJ Hyde vs Takumi Tsukamoto - International Panes of Glass Deathmatch

. Tournament of Death XIII - reviewer: DangerBlade

• Jaki Numazawa vs Lucky tHURTeen - Fans Bring the Weapons Deathmatch
• MASADA vs Aero Boy - Barbed Wire Madness Deathmatch
• Danny Havoc vs Masashi Takeda - UltraViolent Pits of Hell Deathmatch
• Matt Tremont vs Jun Kasai - Light Tube Bundles Deathmatch

If anyone else wants to review a deathmatch show for the OT, let me know - you can either review a show of your choice, or I'll find one for you. The reviews will go up on LegitShook and be linked to in next month's OT.

 

[Data West]

So on Raw when Cena or Roman accuses Seth of cheating in a match are they going to say, 'don't worry he's not getting suspended for 4 matches'

 

[Nocturnowl]

I'm hoping the good people that witness the live spectacle of deathmatch wrestling have some nice creative surprises in store for me with that "Fans Bring the Weapons" stipulation.

 

[jred2k]

I'm hoping the good people that witness the live spectacle of deathmatch wrestling have some nice creative surprises in store for me with that "Fans Bring the Weapons" stipulation.

An athsma inhaler could be ultra violent in the right hands.

 

[Heel]

Tweet of the Day

Dave Meltzer ‏@davemeltzerWON
WWE tweeted 19 minutes ago that Daniel Bryan is on Raw tonight. If ratings aren't at least a 2.8, the only have themselves to blame.

 

[painey]

'the atmosphere is about to change' from what? RAW didn't even start yet, Cole!

 

[UberTag]

So how long is D.Brine retiring for this time?

 

[Covfan]

'the atmosphere is about to change' from what? RAW didn't even start yet, Cole!

Excitement to terror to boredom.

 

[mightynine]

No Vinny Mac-like pop for you, Trips!

 

[Nocturnowl]

An athsma inhaler could be ultra violent in the right hands.

Hmm, Inspired.
I recommend you tag along to your next local wrasslin' deathmatch and give it a shake.

 

[slightconfuse]

Masked republic has L u/AAA merch

Just bought a pentagon jr shirt

http://maskedrepublic.ecwid.com/#!/...TING-5-PM-PT-8-PM-ET-MONDAY-MAY-11/c/13115128

Edit sold out

 

[krae_man]

So Stephanie can't make her kids behave?

 

[Guzim]

Did HHH just shoot on his kids?

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

Daddy of Daddies, bow down to Daddy.

 

[krae_man]

Listen to the WWE Universe...Lets Go Sheamus!

 

[Officerrob]

Listen to the WWE Universe...Lets Go Sheamus!

All Vince hears are massive Reigns pops

 

[TimeEffect]

Listen to the WWE Universe...Lets Go Sheamus!

I think they are saying "We want App Votes!"

 

[Guzim]

I think they are saying "We want App Votes!"

"Appppppppp voteeeeessssss!"

 

[ChosenPredator]

Always gotta point out he's in his home town,eh Vince?

 

[krae_man]

When did Kane and HHH run together?

 

[Phamit]

I think they say ambrose

 

[NastyBook]

Daddy of Daddies, bow down to Daddy.

Pedigreeing his kids when they act up sounds like the most effective parenting technique ever.

 

[somedevil]

When did Kane and HHH run together?

During those lovely Katie Vick times.

 

[Guzim]

Kane getting cheered. SoulPlaya!!!

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

Pedigreeing his kids when they act up sounds like the most effective parenting technique ever.

He did bury his own kids tonight.

 

[NastyBook]

Kane getting cheered. SoulPlaya!!!

Yeah, where is he? Kane has been scorching hot these past few weeks with his meta feud with Seth Rollins.

 

[TheStruggler]

wrestling fans are weird, they complain and boo because its 2015 and Kane if part of a main story line. But then they boo and him potentially being fired

 

[krae_man]

Cole after Payback:

"Kane's FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

 

[iMax]

Is Booker T's mic extremely muffled for anyone else?

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

100,000+ strong for Kane vs. HHH at WM32.

 

[Toki767]

Of course they put Reigns with Kane since Big Show isn't there.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Yeah, where is he? Kane has been scorching hot these past few weeks with his meta feud with Seth Rollins.

Wrasslegaf chased him off with their Kane hostility high last year, I miss him so.

 

[Kusagari]

JAMIE NOBLE ON THE MIC

 

[Freddy=Legend]

Something hilarious about HHH not looking down at Noble while he's yelling.

 

[Ultratech]

haha @ Noble talking big to HHH

 

[TimeEffect]

Noble's dedication to Rollins is too fun

 

[abstract alien]

Noble is a fucking hero

 

[blackaroni]

Noble da gawd on the mic!

 

[redmetal86]

Every time Jamie Noble speaks, I hear:

 

[krae_man]

Dean Am Rose.

 

[TheChits]

Every time Jamie Noble speaks, I hear:

hahahaha

 

[NastyBook]

HHH, stahp.

Wrasslegaf chased him off with their Kane hostility high last year, I miss him so.

Well, that's terrible.

 

[Guzim]

Jeans vs Slacks.

 

[Hex]

Noble killing it, Ambrose getting crazy love (as he should).
What the hell is up with this Raw?