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[Sibersk Esto]

I love flamin' hot cheetos so much

 

[Professor Beef]

I think Bootaaay would like the Raikage in Naruto since he not only uses Liger Bombs and Lariatos, but like a true deathmatch veteran he chops off his own arm of his own accord.

American Males pic is currently beating The Rock.

This isn't true in any context.

 

[British Monsoon]

I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but Scottish people - what's the deal with typing the way you speak? "Gid", "Wae", "Daein", and so forth. If I typed the way I sahnded, people would fink I was a pwoper mug.

I think Bootaaay would like the Raikage in Naruto since he not only uses Liger Bombs and Lariatos, but like a true deathmatch veteran he chops off his own arm of his own accord.

Now that's commitment to the spot. Ian Rotten would be proud.

 

[Spider from Mars]

I saw a guy wearing a King of Strong Style Nakamura shirt while bar hopping downtown with friends on Saturday. I didn't say anything to him because I wanted to stay #safe.

 

[Professor Beef]

Why are you guys using foreign slang on my AMERICAN internet? I knew you foreigners were all heels, just like the AMERICAN promoters said you were!

 

[Arrowgigantic]

As much as I love Enzo, this made me laugh:

 

[NoRéN]

As much as I love Enzo, this made me laugh:

goddamn! hahaha

 

[Professor Beef]

Now that's commitment to the spot. Ian Rotten would be proud.

The best part is that his arm was on fire, and when he chopped it off he just had a matter-of-fact look on his face. Then he later went on to team with his brother and delivered a vicious double lariato to an enemy which decapitated him.

 

[Jamie OD]

As much as I love Enzo, this made me laugh:

Sometimes the best way to discover a low card wrestler's finisher is to play as them in the video games.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Sometimes the best way to discover a low card wrestler's finisher is to play as them in the video games.

so a ddt

 

[Entropia]

WrassleGAF Viewing Night is happening TOMORROW NIGHT at 7pm Central / Midnight GMT - as we shall be meeting and viewing this fantastic movie, starring...well. Here's the poster:



Come to #WrassleGAF on irc.synirc.net with your favorite IRC client (you can also use Mibbit!) to watch live via our WrassleGAF channel. More details will be coming soon.

No crude remarks will be tolerated about Buff Bagwell or the choice of movie. We're going to have a few of these so, as Batista says, deal with it.

Honestly it's a fantastically bad movie. I enjoy it because of how bad it is. It's a lot of fun, and will be fun with your pals in WrassleGAF.

Are we going to play that game where the first person to get an erection loses and has to do something weird?

 

[Spider from Mars]

Are we going to play that game where the first person to get an erection loses and has to do something weird?

Everyone has to get on tinychat and point the camera at their exposed dick. First one to get an erection loses.

 

[Plywood]

Why are you guys using foreign slang on my AMERICAN internet? I knew you foreigners were all heels, just like the AMERICAN promoters said you were!

Yeah it's not very alley.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I think they're turning Mastiff heel, so I wouldn't be surprised to see him lose and then take out his anger on Noam.

Yeah, Mastiff losing it seems a good shout. He seems to come up short a lot in PROGRESS, so I could see him out early, but I know what you mean Vince. Ospreay getting another title shot, as much as I think he should be the guy to take it from Jimmy, is hard to justify immediately.

If Mastiff loses to that fucking CUNT Noam Dar, I'll shit in your hat.

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What, you jerk off to women dying too?

Are we going to play that game where the first person to get an erection loses and has to do something weird?

...I guess we could.

Day of the Warrior is a spectacular movie. It's on YouTube so we can synchonize easily with the WrassleGAF Channel. Buff Bagwell is a DELIGHT.

 

[Sephzilla]

As much as I love Enzo, this made me laugh:

LOL

 

[Jamie OD]

so a ddt

DDT 6 to be precise.

 

[slightconfuse]

Real anime has emerald flowsians

 

[Arrowgigantic]

 

[RP912]

Sheiky baby keeps it real.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Shiek doesn't even run his own twitter. Y'all a buncha marks.

 

[klonere]

LOL

"getting thrown by cass"

 

[Sephzilla]

Not wrestling related - I want to know what the fuck were Sega's sales expectations with Alien Isolation?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Not wrestling related - I want to know what the fuck were Sega's sales expectations with Alien Isolation?

Dunno, don't care. Probably directly tied to how much it cost to make it.

As a consumer I shouldn't give a shit either way and just be happy it exists. Plus, there's no way you can sequelize that kind of game very well. It was a losing proposition until day one.

Their only prayer is to make Aliens with the Gears of War engine in UE4.

 

[Sephzilla]

Dunno, don't care. Probably directly tied to how much it cost to make it.

As a consumer I shouldn't give a shit either way and just be happy it exists. Plus, there's no way you can sequelize that kind of game very well. It was a losing proposition until day one.

Their only prayer is to make Aliens with the Gears of War engine in UE4.

I guess Sega must have had unrealistic expectations, that's all. 2.1 million for a survival/horror genre title is pretty good. 2.1 million after the massive curbstomp the Alien brand took after Colonial Marines is above pretty good.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I guess Sega must have had unrealistic expectations, that's all. 2.1 million for a survival/horror genre title is pretty good. 2.1 million after the massive curbstomp the Alien brand took after Colonial Marines is above pretty good.

Honestly I don't think shitty games actually turn people off from the franchise at all. Like real talk, it's not damaging to the brand at all because people are willing to try and try again, and again, and again.

 

[Sephzilla]

Honestly I don't think shitty games actually turn people off from the franchise at all. Like real talk, it's not damaging to the brand at all because people are willing to try and try again, and again, and again.

It's actually kind of real, it hurts certain franchises more than others. For example the Mario franchise could put out a shit game, but the sequel to it will still sell well. Smaller franchises like Devil May Cry are where you'll see stuff like this have an affect - Devil May Cry 3's initial sales lagged mostly because Devil May Cry 2 sucked balls.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

It's actually kind of real, it hurts certain franchises more than others. For example the Mario franchise could put out a shit game, but the sequel to it will still sell well. Smaller franchises like Devil May Cry are where you'll see stuff like this - Devil May Cry 3's initial sales lagged mostly because Devil May Cry 2 sucked balls.

Just because it sold less and DMC2 sucked doesn't mean that's why it did worse. DMC just isn't that damn popular. And considering 4 did even worse...and 3 was dope...

 

[FlammableD]

I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but Scottish people - what's the deal with typing the way you speak? "Gid", "Wae", "Daein", and so forth. If I typed the way I sahnded, people would fink I was a pwoper mug.

It's partially that Scots does have it's own words that are historically written that way, and partially identity related.

 

[Sephzilla]

Just because it sold less and DMC2 sucked doesn't mean that's why it did worse. DMC just isn't that damn popular. And considering 4 did even worse...and 3 was dope...

Devil May Cry 4 is the best selling game in the franchise (because it followed up the best game in the franchise quality wise). The only other game in that entire genre that outsold DMC4 during the PS360 era was God of War 3.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Devil May Cry 4 is the best selling game of the franchise (because it followed up the best game in the franchise quality wise)

must be the reason why

lol

 

[Spider from Mars]

Honestly I don't think shitty games actually turn people off from the franchise at all. Like real talk, it's not damaging to the brand at all because people are willing to try and try again, and again, and again.

Red Faction: Armageddon not only killed the franchise, but the company.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Red Faction: Armageddon

which one was that? I played the one on Mars. That one was great. Even though the previous ones sucked.

 

[Sephzilla]

must be the reason why

lol

I dont know how you can't see the pattern there.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I dont know how you can't see the pattern there.

correlation does not imply causality

 

[Spider from Mars]

which one was that? I played the one on Mars. That one was great. Even though the previous ones sucked.

Yea, Red Faction: Guerrilla was dope. Armageddon came out after and was the opposite of dope.

Dino Crisis 3 toe tagged that franchise

 

[Sephzilla]

correlation does not imply causality

On this note - I'm really interested to see how Halo 5 will sell after the MCC debacle and how Halo 4 was received. Granted it'll probably still sell well because it'll be the first next-gen Halo and Xbox only gamers are probably starved as fuck for some exclusives at this point.

 

[FlammableD]

If Mastiff loses to that fucking CUNT Noam Dar, I'll shit in your hat.

Whit's yer beef wi Noam friend?

 

[klonere]

Not wrestling related - I want to know what the fuck were Sega's sales expectations with Alien Isolation?

the game had a long dev cycle and looks like it had a ton of cash poured into it. the art assets alone are stunning not to mention all the VO, additional production values etc etc

sega probably came out with very little to show for the game

 

[Sephzilla]

the game had a long dev cycle and looks like it had a ton of cash poured into it. the art assets alone are stunning not to mention all the VO, additional production values etc etc

sega probably came out with very little to show for the game

yeah, budget issues are the only other thing i can believe are true besides Sega having comically high expectations.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Whit's yer beef wi Noam friend?

He tweets like a cunt, basically. That's about it, I like everything else

 

[Spider from Mars]

The only game that Sega should be making a sequel to is ALPHA PROTOCOL.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

The only game that Sega should be making a sequel to is ALPHA PROTOCOL.

Sega should publish, please let Obsidian develop it again. Bless their glitchy hearts.

 

[FlammableD]

He tweets like a cunt, basically. That's about it, I like everything else

It's a very mixed bag, I'll give you that.

 

[Sephzilla]

Honestly, Sega is another one of those publishers that I wish would sell off their IPs and die off.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Honestly, Sega is another one of those publishers that I wish would sell off their IPs and die off.

You liked Isolation, right?

 

[Sephzilla]

You liked Isolation, right?

I did! I like some of the stuff Sega puts out, but they're a company that chronically makes mistakes and tends to undo the stuff they do well.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I did! I like some of the stuff Sega puts out, but they're a company that chronically makes mistakes and tends to undo the stuff they do well.

Their mistakes are our benefit. Be happy they exist

 

[dr3upmushroom]

Everyone has to get on tinychat and point the camera at their exposed dick. First one to get an erection loses.

first one to lose an erection loses.

 

[Sephzilla]

Their mistakes are our benefit. Be happy they exist

Not all of their mistakes are our benefit though. See: the sad state the Sonic franchise is in right now, and PSO2 not having an official North American release

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Xater is a good guy, he spent 2 hours tonight playing Table Top Simulator and explaining various boardgames to me.