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For the second NXT Clash of the Champions in a row, Sami Zayn's match is way more looking forward to than the title match. Sami should be champion.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

FAVE FIVE MORTAL KOMBAT KHARACTERS GO!

1. Kurtis Fuckin Stryker
2. Johnny Cage
3. Scorpion
4. Raiden
5. Liu Kang

For the second NXT Clash of the Champions in a row, Sami Zayn's match is way more looking forward to than the title match. Sami should be champion.

Well given the fact that his match is number one contenders match, it'll probably be a slow build done right, or hot shot to the title for the next PPV. He's so getting that title though.

 

[Carnby]

Happy Birthday Sunny. !!!!!!!!!!

 

[strobogo]

FAVE FIVE MORTAL KOMBAT KHARACTERS GO!

1. Kurtis Fuckin Stryker
2. Johnny Cage
3. Scorpion
4. Raiden
5. Liu Kang

No fucking way breh. Stryker at number one? You're a piece of shit.

 

[G-Fex]

Stryker at 1? LOL

 

[Aiii]

CELEBRATORY MKX FAVE FIVE MORTAL KOMBAT KARAKTERS:
1. Scorpion
2. Goro
3. Reptile
4. Shao Kahn
5. Raiden

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Language lessen: karakters means characters in Dutch

 

[strobogo]

CELEBRATORY MKX FAVE FIVE MORTAL KOMBAT KARAKTERS:
1. Scorpion
2. Goro
3. Reptile
4. Shao Kahn
5. Raiden

Spoiler

Language lessen: karakters means characters in Dutch

Language lesson: Lessen isn't how you spell lesson.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Fuckers ain't down with the baton swirl??

I'm solely talking about UMK3 Stryker though, that's where he got his gun.

High punch, high punch, low punch, high kick, to gun, to jump kick is what made him an A+ player you salty bitches.

Better recognize.

Spoiler

Personal insults stro is worst stro

 

[gurudyne]

No order:
Cyrax
Kung Lao
Raiden
Kabal
Johny Cage

For the second NXT Clash of the Champions in a row, Sami Zayn's match is way more looking forward to than the title match. Sami should be champion.

Slow burn. The chase. All that.

Spoiler

Only done right.

 

[melonrabbit]

Are we going by the games or the movie?

 

[strobogo]

Fuckers ain't down with the baton swirl??

I'm solely talking about UMK3 Stryker though, that's where he got his gun.

High punch, high punch, low punch, high kick, to gun, to jump kick is what made him an A+ player you salty bitches.

Better recognize.

Spoiler

Personal insults stro is worst stro

 

[British Monsoon]

Gah, really wish I could go to the DGUK shows - Speed Muscle vs Susumu & YAMATO, goddamn.

MK sucks. Fave Five 3s Characters; Chun Li, Dudley, Ken, Alex, Ibuki.

 

[Jimmy King]

1. Sub Zero, ninja version obvs
2. Scorpion
3. Goro
4. Shao Kahn
5. Kintaro, out of respect

That reads like a total Moral Kombat mark list but I stand by it.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Stryker at 1? LOL

No fucking way breh. Stryker at number one? You're a piece of shit.

Cough up your lists ya no taste pansies if you think Stryker suck so hard. I can take Daniel Bryan insults but no one says no to POLICE BRUTALITY.

 

[British Monsoon]

Wow, this Tyson Kidd promo really sucks. FACT.

 

[Aiii]

Language lesson: Lessen isn't how you spell lesson.

It's 2 AM and I've been working since 8 AM this morning, so you can sod off correcting my spelling.

 

[strobogo]

1. Scorpion
2. Sub Zero
3. Goro
4. Ermac
5. Johnny Cage (especially as the series went and he got more and more cocky and ridiculous)



Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[blackaroni]

Wow, this Tyson Kidd promo really sucks. FACT.

I didn't think it was that bad, but the crowd made it more enjoyable. #FACT.

 

[strobogo]

I've appeared on Superstars. FACT.
I've appeared in dark matches. FACT.
I don't fuck my wife. FACT.
Except when we roleplay that I rape her. FACT.

 

[Carnby]

Bronson Lee's alternate theme song.

It was back in '32 when times were hard
He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards
Bronson Lee
He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old stetson hat
Had a '28 Ford, had payments on that
Bronson Lee
His woman threw him out in the ice and snow
And told him, "Never ever come back no more"
Bronson Lee
So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud
Till he came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood
Bronson Lee
He said "Mr Motherfucker, you know who I am"
The barkeeper said, "No, and I don't give a good goddamn"
To Bronson Lee
He said, "Well bartender, it's plain to see
I'm that bad motherfucker called Bronson Lee"
Mr. Bronson Lee
Barkeep said, "Yeah, I've heard your name down the way
And I kick motherfucking asses like you every day"
Mr Bronson Lee
Well those were the last words that the barkeep said
'Cause Bron put four holes in his motherfucking head
Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
Was known to make more money than any bitch in town
She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt
Over to Bronson Lee, she starts to flirt
With Bronson Lee
She saw the barkeep, said, "O God, he can't be dead!"
Bron said, "Well, just count the holes in the motherfucker's head"
She said, "You ain't look like you scored in quite a time.
Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime"
Mr. Bronson Lee
"But there's something I have to say before you begin
You'll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in,
Mr. Bronson Lee"
"I'll stay here till Billy comes in, till time comes to pass
And furthermore I'll fuck Billy in his motherfucking ass"
Said Bronson Lee
"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole"
Said Bronson Lee
Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and he says, "You must be
That bad motherfucker called Bronson Lee"
Bronson Lee
"Yeah, I'm Bronson Lee and you better get down on your knees
And suck my dick, because If you don't you're gonna be dead"
Said Bronson Lee
Billy dropped down and slobbered on his head
And Bron filled him full of lead
Oh yeah.

Warning: the preceding theme song is not suitable for OT. It contains toxic attitudes and themes.

 

[G-Fex]

Ok Dingus I'll give you a list. Cause MK is probably my favorite fighting game series.

1. Reptile
2. Scorpion
3. Kitana
4. Smoke (cyborg or ninja)
5. Shao Khan

 

[Macho Madness]

Adam Rose fucking blows.

 

[PInk Tape]

I didn't think Stryker would be at the top of anyone's list. You always seem to surprise me Dr. Steel.

As for me, I always found Reptile pretty cool so I guess he's my top guy.

The others: Kitana, Johnny Cage, Sub Zero, and Sonya.

Spoiler

Spoiler

I am pretty excited for E3 though. Also, a wild Michael Hayes appeared!

 

[British Monsoon]

I didn't think it was that bad, but the crowd made it more enjoyable. #FACT.

Certainly. I also liked how Kidd's delivery was bad enough to make Neville look half decent in comparison. FACT.

 

[G-Fex]

Adam Rose fucking blows.

Yes he does.

I don't see the appeal. Cause he comes out with stupid party people?

 

[Gorillaz]

Thank god yall are saying it.

I'm not even that much of a fan of Adam Rose's theme.

 

[blackaroni]

We don't need anymore HateFests.

Rose's finisher should be called The Lemon Drop.

 

[FallingEdge]

Once again, this thread confirms that you guys shouldn't talk fighting games.

 

[British Monsoon]

I'm not sure what the long-term appeal of Adam Rose is as a character, I could easily see it getting old fast without some creative booking and compelling feuds. I think part of the appeal is because of how drastic a change the character was for him and because it is pretty unique, as ridiculous as I may find it. Also, I preferred Leo Kruger and thought he was near-ready for a call-up to the main roster when they changed his gimmick.

The 'best of RAW' episode on the network right now from 2006 after Cena lost the title to Edge, was this the start of Cena's "I respect your opinion" shit? The crowd are properly divided as well, not like Cole tries to pretend they are these days.

*edit, also, I forgot how absolutely brutal Lita's mic skills were. Jeez.

 

[somedevil]

I'm not sure what the long-term appeal of Adam Rose is as a character, I could easily see it getting old fast without some creative booking and compelling feuds. I think part of the appeal is because of how drastic a change the character was for him and because it is pretty unique, as ridiculous as I may find it. Also, I preferred Leo Kruger and thought he was near-ready for a call-up to the main roster when they changed his gimmick.

The 'best of RAW' episode on the network right now from 2006 after Cena lost the title to Edge, was this the start of Cena's "I respect your opinion" shit? The crowd are properly divided as well, not like Cole tries to pretend they are these days.

*edit, also, I forgot how absolutely brutal Lita's mic skills were. Jeez.

Yep, its the live sex celebration episode of Raw that did that huge quarter hour.

 

[JavyOO7]

WCW from Fall 1991 to early 1993 is probably the best US promotion of all time. I really don't think any company has had the standard of quality of WCW 1992.


Arguably prime Sting
Prime Vader
The Dangerous Alliance (GOAT Rick Rude, Austin, Bobby Eaton, Arn Anderson, Larry Z)
Cactus Jack being crazy
Doc and Gordy
Steiners
Barry Windham
Dustin Rhodes
Brian Pillman
Ricky Steamboat
Nikita Koloff


Plus quality mid carders like Brad Armstrong, Tracy Smothers, Ricky Morton, Terry Taylor, Buff, random appearances from guys like Liger.

What happened after early 1993?

 

[avengers23]

FAVE FIVE MORTAL KOMBAT KHARACTERS GO

1. Glacier
2. Mortis
3. Wrath
4. Blitzkrieg
5. La Parka

Alternately
1. Scorpion
2. Smoke
3. Kitana
4. Sub-Zero
5. Meat (note: not Shawn Stasiak)

 

[G-Fex]

Once again, this thread confirms that you guys shouldn't talk fighting games.

FallingEdge pls


Yeah let the Adam Rose thing continue, then when WrestleMania comes along he and Brodus's Clay's mama's bridge club can all have a huge dance party

 

[strobogo]

What happened after early 1993?

Management kept changing, shitty dudes started populating the under card, Steiners and Doc/Gordy were gone, Dangerous Alliance broke up.

 

[British Monsoon]

Bill Watts era WCW is probably the most under-appreciated.

 

[jmdajr]

Sony is going to be showing their press conferences in movie theaters? Why?

Hmmmm. Theater in Houston already sold out.

 

[Macho Madness]

 

[British Monsoon]

Wow, what a painful first hour. Cena pandering, Lita babbling, Trish trying to drag Ashley to an acceptable match and now Chavo vs Rob Conway.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Gah, really wish I could go to the DGUK shows - Speed Muscle vs Susumu & YAMATO, goddamn.

MK sucks. Fave Five 3s Characters; Chun Li, Dudley, Ken, Alex, Ibuki.

The fuck ever, Chun Li. Please. Let's just pick S-tier characters. Lame.

Real 3rd Strike Fave Five:

5. Alex
4. Twelve (low tier big chief)
3. Q
2. Ken
1. URIEN

Wow, this Tyson Kidd promo really sucks. FACT.

Sounded too much like Dwight Schrute. QUESTION.

Listen, I have gone to a TNA pay per view. I have paid way too much money for floor seats for Raw. I am an unabashed wrestling fan. I will parade that fact in public.

But I have to draw the line at watching a videogame press conference in a movie theater. Pot calling kettle black and all but damn, this stuff seems so weird. I don't think I could freely admit going to something like this.

Yeah goddamn that's gonna be some cringeworthy shit. Could you imagine a place where people cry like they did for that Zelda video? Fuck.

 

[Macho Madness]

Wow, what a painful first hour. Cena pandering, Lita babbling, Trish trying to drag Ashley to an acceptable match and now Chavo vs Rob Conway.

Yeah Chavo vs Rob Conway started and I had to turn it off.

 

[Man God]

Yeah goddamn that's gonna be some cringeworthy shit. Could you imagine a place where people cry like they did for that Zelda video? Fuck.

No because Sony doesn't have a single property like Zelda that hits those nostalgia tones. All of the truly nostalgic stuff that is synonymous with the Play Station brand is all 3rd parties. Ain't no one going to cry tears for Ape Escape or GT.

 

[British Monsoon]

Yeah Chavo vs Rob Conway started and I had to turn it off.

It's over, thankfully. Chavo won.

HBK/Angle promo at the moment. Things are looking up.

The fuck ever, Chun Li. Please. Let's just pick S-tier characters. Lame.

Real 3rd Strike Fave Five:

5. Alex
4. Twelve (low tier big chief)
3. Q
2. Ken
1. URIEN

Chun's just too much fun, same goes for Ken. I'm comfortable with just about everyone in 3s, although am not a fan of Oro or Urien and mostly main with Alex or Ibuki at the moment. Sometimes Remy, as well. He's like a superior Guile.

 

[Macho Madness]

Shelton's MAMA and now val venis well this got bad after that good Angle/Michaels segment

 

[Professor Beef]

Remy is just an indy Guile. PROBABLY EXPLAINS WHY BOOTAAAY LIKES HIM.

 

[Vylash]

Adam Rose fucking blows.

Shut your fucking mouth you lemon

 

[Man God]

Is Angle going to have Bestiality Sex with HBK?

 

[strobogo]

That fucking Timber song is GARBAGE. Holy fuck. How have I avoided that song until the playoffs?

 

[PInk Tape]

If that webpage doesn't scream 2006, then I don't know what does.

Spoiler

I still can't believe this live sex celebration actually happened. It's was cringe worthy then and it's cringe worthy now.

For your sanity stro, I'd recommend that you don't look up any other Pitbull songs because they're all awful.

 

[Macho Madness]

Oh Carlito/Masters vs Angle/HBK who will win

 

[Sephzilla]

TOP FIVE MK CHARACTERS

1: Johnny Cage
2: Johnny Cage
3: Johnny Cage
4: Johnny Cage
5: Johnny Cage