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Maiden Voyage

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Lowball them, then jack up the price once they are locked in. That sunk cost will have them by the balls.

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That's actually what happened to one of the other projects. They need 40% in addition to the original budget. They got royally fucked on the contract.
 

nush

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That's actually what happened to one of the other projects. They need 40% in addition to the original budget. They got royally fucked on the contract.
You can go the other way too, quote way higher so that if they say it's too expensive you can give them a "Discount". Except you're actually getting what you want and they feel good about being L337 negotiators, or you could luck out and they just accept the quote.

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haxan7

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Work has me stressed out. I was ready to leave my employer right before this project was floated to me. Other than acquisitions, it would be the most expensive project we've ever done. It's been amazing to work on it but now that the feasibility stuff is done, the feedback is that the project costs too much. So we're reducing scope. We're also at a disadvantage as 2 other high profile projects have been announced/disclosed since I first began working on the project. Our topic is still unannounced, so we might be competing against more than just those 2 other projects. It's a stupid source of stress but very real at the same time.

I'm basically waiting until Dec to decide if I leave. That will be enough time to secure my bonus and give clarity to the budgetary approved project scope. My bonus is a hefty amount so I don't want to lose that this far into the year. There is a potential opportunity to work overseas for a few years that interests me but I am kind of over all the drama at work already. Moving to the HQ and having to deal with another layer of it is really unappealing.

My arm being fucked up also isn't helping. I want to lift weights to help reduce stress. I also haven't really taken much time off this year. The wife changed jobs so we scrapped our original vacation plans. I'll basically take all of December off since I have most of my PTO still. Maybe I should take a week off between now and then.
I feel ya man. I took a run yesterday and that actually improved my mood quite a bit. Between all the grief my obsession with my ex-gf is causing me and working crazy hours at my new job I am pretty much blown out the ass myself. I'd remind you (and myself) that this is only temporary suffering but you already know that.
 

Maiden Voyage

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I feel ya man. I took a run yesterday and that actually improved my mood quite a bit. Between all the grief my obsession with my ex-gf is causing me and working crazy hours at my new job I am pretty much blown out the ass myself. I'd remind you (and myself) that this is only temporary suffering but you already know that.
Bro, let's ditch our girls and ride off into the sun together. S Star-Lord can be our bottom.
 
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Day 1 of wife being a stay at home mom. She gets back from the zoo with the kiddos. I've been writing and rewriting a letter to FDA for about 3.5 hours. She asks me "so are you going to do any work today?"

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nush

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Day 1 of wife being a stay at home mom. She gets back from the zoo with the kiddos. I've been writing and rewriting a letter to FDA for about 3.5 hours. She asks me "so are you going to do any work today?"

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Reminds me of my Ex, she didn't work and would stay at home all day. Then I'd come home from running around different factories all day in 30+c 90+ humidity and complain I wasn't helping out as she had been "busy" all day cleaning the apartment. A small, 1 bed apartment, that she claimed she cleaned every day....
 
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Reminds me of my Ex, she didn't work and would stay at home all day. Then I'd come home from running around different factories all day in 30+c 90+ humidity and complain I wasn't helping out as she had been "busy" all day cleaning the apartment. A small, 1 bed apartment, that she claimed she cleaned every day....
She never pulls anything like that really, she works her ass off and is more than I deserve, but sometimes offhanded remarks like that can just catch you in the right mood....
 

Kilau

Member
Mod deleted a post of mine because they thought I was serious, I guess I should have put /s

Do I go straight to making account suicide thread or is there another step first?

Oh yeah /s
 
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Deleted member 1159

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“120 20s and 120 22s”

Me, waking up from my mid-morning stupor: “wait wat”

“120 20s and 120 22s”

Me: …wat

“TWENTY GAUGE AND TWENTY TWO GAUGE.”

Me: oh.

(Back to sleep)
 

Maiden Voyage

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You can go the other way too, quote way higher so that if they say it's too expensive you can give them a "Discount". Except you're actually getting what you want and they feel good about being L337 negotiators, or you could luck out and they just accept the quote.

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I just read the email from he project director again. I am convinced at this stage that the project will get shelved for a year or more. I will have to start monitoring the job market. I'll also have to stop taking edibles sometime late Nov so I can pass a urine screening in Jan.
 
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-spend hours over a couple days going over a letter to a regulatory agency
-finally feel good about it
-send an old version of the file to the team
-facepalm, immediately send the correct version with apologies
-immediately notice two grammatical errors in the correct version, facepalm again
-pat myself on the back for failing upwards in life so well
 

nush

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I just read the email from he project director again. I am convinced at this stage that the project will get shelved for a year or more. I will have to start monitoring the job market. I'll also have to stop taking edibles sometime late Nov so I can pass a urine screening in Jan.

I learned that on-hold projects are always actually just cancelled and clients just won't straight up tell you that. So it ends up as an eternal meeting bulletpoint asking if there's any updates from the client until we just gave up.
 
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I just read the email from he project director again. I am convinced at this stage that the project will get shelved for a year or more. I will have to start monitoring the job market. I'll also have to stop taking edibles sometime late Nov so I can pass a urine screening in Jan.
Is this much if a concern with private companies now if you’ve got a card? Or are you under recreational status?

I know government contracts can be an issue. A friend of mine works for a telecom provider and essentially had a promotion in the bag, but he told the hiring manager he’s got a prescription and asked if that would be an issue. Killed the promotion because it was some federal agency he’d be working with and the feds still see it as a Schedule I. But I feel like I’d want to tell any private company to kiss my ass over it, given I have a prescription…but they can still tell me to pound sand given they’re private companies…ehhh...
 

Maiden Voyage

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Is this much if a concern with private companies now if you’ve got a card? Or are you under recreational status?

I know government contracts can be an issue. A friend of mine works for a telecom provider and essentially had a promotion in the bag, but he told the hiring manager he’s got a prescription and asked if that would be an issue. Killed the promotion because it was some federal agency he’d be working with and the feds still see it as a Schedule I. But I feel like I’d want to tell any private company to kiss my ass over it, given I have a prescription…but they can still tell me to pound sand given they’re private companies…ehhh...
If the company contracts with the government, my understanding is that they are required to test for it. It's been a long time since I had to go through the process so maybe things changed?
 
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If the company contracts with the government, my understanding is that they are required to test for it. It's been a long time since I had to go through the process so maybe things changed?
It seems like that's still the case given his experience. I want to say this was within the last 6 months or so. We're in pretty much the same boat from the standpoint of being in the same state with the same regulations, but he works for a major conglomerate and I work for a much smaller outfit now...like the CEO is a few doors down from my office and knows the name of my kids so...if he's got a problem he knows where to find me.
 

ThatGamingDude

I am a virgin
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Vendor: Yeah I don't know this cluster of servers enough, and I don't have an escalation point, this will need to wait until tomorrow

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OmegaSupreme

advanced basic bitch
I'm a weirdo and I'm trying to find a decent HR Giger poster/print for my office and I'm not having much luck. Doesn't seem like anyone has an official license to make prints from his work. Any other weirdos out there have luck finding anything?
 
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I'm a weirdo and I'm trying to find a decent HR Giger poster/print for my office and I'm not having much luck. Doesn't seem like anyone has an official license to make prints from his work. Any other weirdos out there have luck finding anything?
You could probably find someone who will just print copyrighted material for you…when I worked at an office supply store in college I had the lady up front print me a bunch of video game posters off the books. But I think the first step would be to see a counselor to discuss your choices in office decor.

Anyway, what’s the meaning of having a dream where I had 5 rock chips mysteriously show up on my truck’s windshield? I know dreams where your teeth fall out mean you want anal or something right? What does my rock chips in the windshield dream mean?
 

OmegaSupreme

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You could probably find someone who will just print copyrighted material for you…when I worked at an office supply store in college I had the lady up front print me a bunch of video game posters off the books. But I think the first step would be to see a counselor to discuss your choices in office decor.

Anyway, what’s the meaning of having a dream where I had 5 rock chips mysteriously show up on my truck’s windshield? I know dreams where your teeth fall out mean you want anal or something right? What does my rock chips in the windshield dream mean?
I want some weird biomechanical sex posters in my office. I don't see the issue here 😂 you would think with him being dead his wife or whoever would be more generous with the rights and make a bunch of money.

As for your issue I'm pretty sure that's double dicked anal you're secretly wanting according to your dreams.
 
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I want some weird biomechanical sex posters in my office. I don't see the issue here 😂 you would think with him being dead his wife or whoever would be more generous with the rights and make a bunch of money.

As for your issue I'm pretty sure that's double dicked anal you're secretly wanting according to your dreams.
I guess technically my home office is also my game and jam room, so Giger wouldn’t be out of place there…maybe you and I could split a commission for someone to paint me getting double dicked in the style of Giger and we’ll both come out ahead.
 

Lady Jane

Banned
I want some weird biomechanical sex posters in my office. I don't see the issue here 😂 you would think with him being dead his wife or whoever would be more generous with the rights and make a bunch of money.

As for your issue I'm pretty sure that's double dicked anal you're secretly wanting according to your dreams.

I had this poster in my office before I was re-located. Everyone loved it. It was also a casino so the culture was more lax.

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