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West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Oh I'm watching alright
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
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Aww yiss, when the neighbor kid came over earlier and my wife wasn’t here I’m like nahhh go away, I’m not dealing with that.
Wife comes home, kid comes back, now her hair is tangled up in my kid’s drone blades and the wife is like freaking out that she might need to cut this girl’s hair. Yeah dude that’s why I said go the fuck away earlier, what is you thinking inviting her in??
Women. Amirite
Wife comes home, kid comes back, now her hair is tangled up in my kid’s drone blades and the wife is like freaking out that she might need to cut this girl’s hair. Yeah dude that’s why I said go the fuck away earlier, what is you thinking inviting her in??
Women. Amirite
Putonahappyface
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ÆMNE22A!C
NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
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Putonahappyface
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YesPeggies explain that bs
Putonahappyface
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Hudo
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That's a solid enough reason.
ÆMNE22A!C
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Like my new reading glasses!
Putonahappyface
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I only wear Ray-Bans.
Putonahappyface
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Peggies
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Putonahappyface
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Peggies
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I feel like if dropping off your kid on a Monday feels like you’re in Nintendo 64 you should be able to just go back to bed
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Maiden Voyage
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Welcome back. I farted in your chair while you were gone.
Thought I'd return after almost 2yrs, nice to see there's a few old faces still kicking around.
Care for a Coke or something?
T8SC
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*middle of the night fridge run*
Oh shit we got chocolate milk in this bitch? alright…
Oh shit we got chocolate milk in this bitch? alright…
Ozzy Onya A2Z
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This is me with Jalapeno cheese. I have mostly stopped after dinner snacking this year but I still see this in the fridge, when grabbing a drink in the middle of the night, and have that I-must-devour-the-whole-block feeling tugging at the back of my mind.
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Bro the cranberry jalapeño onion cilantro cream cheese spread my wife made demands I shove that shit in my mouth with a wheat thin…somehow I’m still making weight right now, but barelyThis is me with Jalapeno cheese. I have mostly stopped after dinner snacking this year but I still see this in the fridge, when grabbing a drink in the middle of the night, and have that I-must-devour-the-whole-block feeling tugging at the back of my mind.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Looks like a solid fart.
Maiden Voyage
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Happy Wednesday fellow gamers
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One of my reports said “what the fuck?” about something to me today and then was like oops, and I said no fam. You just went up a notch
Richard Packer
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adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
demigod
Member
Why you guys always cry when you do the same shit?
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
I assure you, I have not hit the lol emoji on a single person posts by scrolling through their post history, like the example above
demigod
Member
Yeah, you just laugh emoji and cry to the mods when people do it to you and got theirs revoked.I assure you, I have not hit the lol emoji on a single person posts by scrolling through their post history, like the example above
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
I don't think mods can take away peoples emoji reactions, and why would I want to take away yours, it's hilarious shit
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
You behave like this in front of the wiggler? On his special day? For shame.
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
Peggies
Gold Member
I can only repeat myself:
It's like coming home and listening to my dad who recently discovered "X".
"Look look, that one lady liked my post. I even got a heart emoji from her. But then there's this one poster. I mean what does that even mean "toxic masculinity"? I'm not toxic! I'm gonna write an email!"
You guys are so darn cute
It's like coming home and listening to my dad who recently discovered "X".
"Look look, that one lady liked my post. I even got a heart emoji from her. But then there's this one poster. I mean what does that even mean "toxic masculinity"? I'm not toxic! I'm gonna write an email!"
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Can you pinch my cheek too?I can only repeat myself:
It's like coming home and listening to my dad who recently discovered "X".
"Look look, that one lady liked my post. I even got a heart emoji from her. But then there's this one poster. I mean what does that even mean "toxic masculinity"? I'm not toxic! I'm gonna write an email!"
one on my face don’t make it weird
Peggies
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No you need to pinch my cheek. I'm the one with the regression issue here.
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haxan7
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only fatties put bacon in their salads
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