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[Richard Packer]

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[Rentahamster]

Oh I'm watching alright

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Thaedolus]

Aww yiss, when the neighbor kid came over earlier and my wife wasn’t here I’m like nahhh go away, I’m not dealing with that.

Wife comes home, kid comes back, now her hair is tangled up in my kid’s drone blades and the wife is like freaking out that she might need to cut this girl’s hair. Yeah dude that’s why I said go the fuck away earlier, what is you thinking inviting her in??

Women. Amirite

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[22:22:22]

I either pulled a Alpha move friday or had my teeth kicked in last friday.

Why? Traffic etiquette lol

 

[22:22:22]

Women. Amirite

Yes Peggies explain that bs

 

[Thaedolus]

Yes Peggies explain that bs

Peggies answer for your crimes/vagina

 

[Putonahappyface]

Yes Peggies explain that bs

 

[Putonahappyface]

.

 

[Hudo]

Why is the thread about women smells gone?

 

[Putonahappyface]

Why is the thread about women smells gone?

Probably because HighPoly gives off Jeffrey Dahmer vibes.

 

[Hudo]

Probably because HighPoly gives off Jeffrey Dahmer vibes.

That's a solid enough reason.

 

[22:22:22]

Probably because HighPoly gives off Jeffrey Dahmer vibes.

Like my new reading glasses!

 

[22:22:22]

I hope I'm not the only one without CM ornaments..

 

[Putonahappyface]

I only wear Ray-Bans.

 

[Peggies]

Peggies answer for your crimes/vagina

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Peggies]

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[badblue]

My wife was just invited to go see Die Hard: The Musical tonight by a few of her friends. They only have the one extra ticket.

I'm quite jealous.

 

[Peggies]

Why is the thread about women smells gone?

 

[Thaedolus]

I feel like if dropping off your kid on a Monday feels like you’re in Nintendo 64 you should be able to just go back to bed

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[T8SC]

Thought I'd return after almost 2yrs, nice to see there's a few old faces still kicking around.

Care for a Coke or something?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Thought I'd return after almost 2yrs, nice to see there's a few old faces still kicking around.

Care for a Coke or something?

Welcome back. I farted in your chair while you were gone.

 

[T8SC]

Welcome back. I farted in your chair while you were gone.

 

[Thaedolus]

*middle of the night fridge run*

Oh shit we got chocolate milk in this bitch? alright…

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

*middle of the night fridge run*

Oh shit we got chocolate milk in this bitch? alright…

This is me with Jalapeno cheese. I have mostly stopped after dinner snacking this year but I still see this in the fridge, when grabbing a drink in the middle of the night, and have that I-must-devour-the-whole-block feeling tugging at the back of my mind.

 

[Thaedolus]

This is me with Jalapeno cheese. I have mostly stopped after dinner snacking this year but I still see this in the fridge, when grabbing a drink in the middle of the night, and have that I-must-devour-the-whole-block feeling tugging at the back of my mind.

Bro the cranberry jalapeño onion cilantro cream cheese spread my wife made demands I shove that shit in my mouth with a wheat thin…somehow I’m still making weight right now, but barely

 

[Peggies]

You guys are so darn cute

 

[Rentahamster]

Welcome back. I farted in your chair while you were gone.

Looks like a solid fart.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Happy Wednesday fellow gamers

 

[Thaedolus]

One of my reports said “what the fuck?” about something to me today and then was like oops, and I said no fam. You just went up a notch

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[adamsapple]

demigod is reading my posts

 

[demigod]

demigod is reading my posts

Why you guys always cry when you do the same shit?

 

[adamsapple]

Why you guys always cry when you do the same shit?

I assure you, I have not hit the lol emoji on a single person posts by scrolling through their post history, like the example above

 

[demigod]

I assure you, I have not hit the lol emoji on a single person posts by scrolling through their post history, like the example above

Yeah, you just laugh emoji and cry to the mods when people do it to you and got theirs revoked.

 

[adamsapple]

Yeah, you just laugh emoji and cry to the mods when people do it to you and got theirs revoked.

I don't think mods can take away peoples emoji reactions, and why would I want to take away yours, it's hilarious shit

 

[Maiden Voyage]

You behave like this in front of the wiggler? On his special day? For shame.

 

[adamsapple]

You behave like this in front of the wiggler? On his special day? For shame.

 

[Peggies]

I can only repeat myself:

You guys are so darn cute

It's like coming home and listening to my dad who recently discovered "X".

"Look look, that one lady liked my post. I even got a heart emoji from her. But then there's this one poster. I mean what does that even mean "toxic masculinity"? I'm not toxic! I'm gonna write an email!"

 

[Thaedolus]

I can only repeat myself:



It's like coming home and listening to my dad who recently discovered "X".

"Look look, that one lady liked my post. I even got a heart emoji from her. But then there's this one poster. I mean what does that even mean "toxic masculinity"? I'm not toxic! I'm gonna write an email!"

Can you pinch my cheek too?

Spoiler

one on my face don’t make it weird

 

[Peggies]

Can you pinch my cheek too?

Spoiler

one on my face don’t make it weird

No you need to pinch my cheek. I'm the one with the regression issue here.

 

[Kilau]

 

[Peggies]

 

[Thaedolus]

Maiden Voyage do you even buy spinach and bacon in bulk for the Christmas salad bro

 

[haxan7]

Maiden Voyage do you even buy spinach and bacon in bulk for the Christmas salad bro

only fatties put bacon in their salads