Well, here's my translation
the coupé décalé he keeps repeating is a pun that is sort of impossible to translate. If someone else has a better idea as for how to translate it, please let me know !
Coupé means cut
Décalé means to offset or stagger
Coupé Décalé is an Ivory coast dance music (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coupé_Décalé)
so I am gonna translate coupé décalé as cut offsett but it's more complicated than that, anyway here goes
Hey DJ Konami,
We are going to cut and offset with Raiden
Thank you Kojima for having believed in Platinum
Humility is very very great
Are you ready to cut ?
Are you ready to offset ?
Yo Raiden, take your sword out
Cut
Offset
Cut cut cut in pieces
Cut
Yo cut cut cut
You have criticized him ohhhh !
You have insulted him ohhh !
You have ridiculed him ohhh !
Now he's coming over to cut you ohhh!
Cut
Offset
Raiden
softly he comes to cut you
Cut
Offset
Raiden
Tired
He comes to cut you
Cut
Offset
Raiden
Softly he comes to cut you
Cut
Offset
Raiden
Even tired
He comes to cut you
He goes to your towns ohhh
With weapons all the way to his dentures
He comes to cut you in little pieces hehe
Watermelons
He cuts in pieces
Mad dogs
He cuts in pieces
Robots
He cuts in pieces
Missiles
He cuts in pieces
Cut
Offset
Raiden
Softly he comes to cut you
Cut
Offset
Raiden
Even tired
he comes to cut you
Cut
Offset
Raiden
Softly he comes to cut you
Cut
Offset
Raiden
Even tired he comes to cut you
Thank you Kojima
Thanks to you the lil one became big
He becames beefier too
He became brisk as snake ahaha
Snake, it's not worth it anymore, you can go back home
With your liquid, solid
Humid, Fluffy and all that
It's over ahaha !
Raiden is gonna cut you
Raiden is gonna offset you
He's gonna dismember you
On your tv screens
On your dvd screens
In BLu Ray
It's gonna cut - offset
Dj Konami oh !
Watermelon
He cuts in pieces
MAd dogs
He cuts in pieces
Robots
He cuts in pieces
Missiles
He cuts in pieces
Cut
Offset
Softly he comes to cut you
Cut
Offset
Raiden
Even tired
He comes to cut you