Segata Sanshiro said:
Kind of a weird corner for G4 to paint themselves into. Are games going to be consistently docked from here on out based on whether or not they give a good moral message in the opinion of the reviewer? Is this G4 or the PTC?
I was actually mulling over this before I went to sleep last night. For me, the issue is not so much that the reviewer didn't like the game that much, but rather the
completely disproportional weight she gives in regards to the story elements. Actually, it's not even the story-elements as she concedes in her follow up; It concerns the story placed aganist
her own ideal image of Samus. The simple fact that she flat out states that "the game would have gotten a higher review,
even if the gameplay was lacking, if the story was better" kinda leans towards the "pretty unprofessional" part of the field. Sure, these are video games and lol vidya game stories and all, but these people are paid to do their manner in, at least I hope, a professional manner.
Outside of that, the only other things she faults the game for include the FPS mode and the harping on the missile/health recharge system (which she alludes to being "unrealistic", but personally, I don't really find the alternative of Samus vaporizing woodland creatures into missiles to be that much more realistic). Okay, the combat has some flaws, I see. But enough to bring the entire gameplay system down? Well, I wouldn't know because in both the follow up and in the actual review,
they hardly talk about it. The G4 review comes off as a giant rant completely contrary to what I use
any kind of reviews for; to see if I should spend or consider to spend money on a product when seeing the cons placed aganist my own personal tastes. Here, literally 2:10 out of the 3:00 minutes of the review are spent ranting on Samus not being a badass action girl and being a female Shinji Ikari.
As a review, this tells me absolutely nothing about how the game plays. When I have to go to other reviews because "this review really didn't tell me anything," then we have a problem here. If I wanted to watch a rant about one specific poorly done part of a medium, I'd watch a rant by Spoony (which is interesting in of itself, since his actual reviews try to go over everything he thought the medium did well or not so well, but that's another subject).
Of course, I doubt G4 writers are, nor have the incentive to be, held accountable for anything in terms of how they review and evaluate stuff. And when considering that their primary fanbase has the tendency to be knee-jerk irritable young teenage gamers, they'll probably just keep doing their own thing regardless of whatever issue comes up. And given how many different reviewers come in and out for G4, I don't even think that Abbie's review will be held as precedent.