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[reKon]

diet chris tucker is the most hateful thing ive ever heard

hahaha

 

[Dash27]

Who is Mike Epps, that's first.

Second, Chris Rock gets opportunities because of his old stuff, just like Adam Sandler or Eddie Murphy. They all can do pretty much whatever because of their iconic stuff in ye olden days. Shit if it were up to me I'd still give Eddie Murphy any part he wanted just because of Delirious. Not to mention Coming to America, Golden Child, his SNL stuff... etc etc.

I don't know if Top Five is any good, but I wouldn't be shocked if it wasn't. But that's ok, because Bring The Pain.

 

[gblues]

He’s a great standup and a good Meerkat.

Is this supposed to be a reference to Madagascar?

Because Chris Rock was the zebra, not the meerkat.

Dumbass.

 

[see5harp]

I've never seen Mike Epps be funny. When he's in comedies all he does is whine. Similar to Owen Wilson, who I never thought was funny either, but also gets roles in comedies where all he does is whine.

Yea he co wrote Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, and The Royal Tenenbaums though. Mike epps was in All About The Benjamins.

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

CamRon? Now that's a rapper I haven't heard In a long time.. Goodddayyym. I remember "hey ma" from 10-15 years ago. Does that dude still make songs?

I miss this guy. Tucker just resonated with me. His high pitched voice.. I find it hilarious.

 

[Kinyou]

That's like saying we can't be that bad, we finally acted human.

That's the joke I was trying to make.

 

[DrZeus]

Died at this gif. I thought snuggie said struggle and I was done lol.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Mike Epps was awesome in the Friday movies. "SHE SPRAYED A PLAYA!"

 

[Mammoth Jones]

Someone's jealous and bitter as shit.

He acting like there isn't enough money out there both of em.

 

[Furyous]

One would think Mike learned his lesson coming at Kevin Hart. Chris Rock is an icon. The man is a living legend. How dare Mike Epps speak ill of Chris Rock. Mike Epps plays the exact same character in every movie. The dude is not remotely funny. This is the equivalent of Tim Tebow talking down to Peyton Manning. Imagine Chris Weinke taking a shot at Brett Favre.

 

[Prototype]

Who is Mike Epps?

 

[Professor Beef]

Who is Mike Epps?

NeoGAF Member Dreams-Visions' mentor.

 

[rambis]

Mike Epps ✔ @TheRealMikeEpps
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Ok for real tho, me & @chrisrock are about to do a movie together. It's just jokes y'all. I was hungover. All good. @TopFiveMovie #goseeit

So is this true or what?

 

[PeskyToaster]

No shit, Mike's IMDB page is the funniest material he's ever put out.

Loooool, this got me.

I don't care for Kevin Hart, he's kinda hack to me, but Chris Rock is great, got some really good stuff out there.

 

[codhand]

Oh, you misunderstood my meaning. I think Mike Epps is a horrible actor. No doubt about that. Just utter b-class half assed shite.

This clip you posted only proves that Chris Rock ain't an actor. Not even close.

you try acting with a kevin smith script in your hand

 

[Messofanego]

Is this supposed to be a reference to Madagascar?

Because Chris Rock was the zebra, not the meerkat.

Dumbass.

Oh, didn't realise it was about Madagascar. Thought it meant he stood tall or something

So is this true or what?

Yup.

https://twitter.com/TheRealMikeEpps/status/555431057940811779

 

[jmood88]

The only reason Epps even has a career is because Chris Tucker left him one.

Hilarious *round of applause*

 

[Tesseract]

rock's a comedic genius, one of the all-time greats

his best friend is jerry seinbird

seinbird is jewish

a+b=money

 

[Slayven]

The Kings of Struggle comedy tour

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Fucking white people man. We're just the worst.

LMAO. You're awesome..

The Kings of Struggle comedy tour

but you? You win!

 

[CrazyDogg77]

The Kings of Struggle comedy tour

ft. JB Smoove and Affion Crockett.

 

[Slayven]

ft. JB Smoove and Affion Crockett.

I had to look this dude up, he was the go to "ain't shit dude" for every struggle movie in the 00s.

 

[Floridian]

The Kings of Struggle comedy tour

Not George Lopez

 

[Beefy]

so who's gonna break it to this guy that he isn't funny and Chris Rock is hilarious

Neither are funny.

 

[inm8num2]

I'm still waiting for that CB4 sequel that was rumored to be in the works a couple years ago.

 

[see5harp]

Neither are funny.

Okayyyy

 

[Popparoks]

Apparently the beef with him and Kevin Hart was a PR Stunt to promote the "School Dance" movie (hot garbage lol), so i wouldn't be surprised if this might be another one.

 

[JDSN]

ft. JB Smoove and Affion Crockett.

What is with this guys face? He looks like a lightskinned Dunmer from Morrowind.

 

[Bay Maximus]

The only reason Epps even has a career is because Chris Tucker left him one.

No shit, Mike's IMDB page is the funniest material he's ever put out.

lol damn.

 

[Slayven]

What is with this guys face? He looks like a lightskinned Dunmer from Morrowind.

Damn man, you cold

 

[DMczaf]

I want a Diet Chris Tucker nutritional label with high levels of Sodium.

 

[BlueTsunami]

The hooker scene in Top Five is funnier than the entirety of Mike Epps comedic career

 

[fader]

Mike Epps ✔ @TheRealMikeEpps
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Ok for real tho, me & @chrisrock are about to do a movie together. It's just jokes y'all. I was hungover. All good. @TopFiveMovie #goseeit

least its not the "someone hacked my twitter" excuse...

 

[benzy]

I miss this guy. Tucker just resonated with me. His high pitched voice.. I find it hilarious.

He was a much better comic/actor when he was younger than he is now. He lost that flamboyant persona he had before.

 

[Blackstarhat]

The hooker scene in Top Five is funnier than the entirety of Mike Epps comedic career

I didnt find that scene funny at all.

 

[Malyse]

I didnt find that scene funny at all.

I think that's the point.

 

[akira28]

This man singlehandedly destroyed the Friday movie franchise, and he has the nerve...the NERVE...

 

[tbm24]

The Kings of Struggle comedy tour

George Lopez would likely stake make me laugh.

 

[The Faceless Master]

Aye I met Lee Daniels recently. He came into my business downtown Chicago wearing pajamas in the middle of the day.

Spoiler

That's how rich he is.

He does love him some oppressive content though.

not rich people do that at walmart here all the time

 

[Altered Juice]

Mike isnt funny either

 

[Koppai]

Who the hell is Mike Epps anyways? Name sounds familiar but I thought he was that guy on House. Oh wait, that's Omar Epps, right?

 

[Zeus Molecules]

Top 5 was really good... though I will say this mike epps would of been great i Cedric the entertainers role in that movie

 

[Byakuya769]

Organized a show for Epps. Dude is not funny and annoying as shit in person.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

He's just mad because he can't sustain a movie without Ice Cube in the lead role.

 

[wenis]

Fucking white people man. We're just the worst.

Hey, you said it!

 

[DontBeThatGuy]

"diet Chris Tucker".

Good stuff.