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Buckethead · Mar 10, 2011

Used to be my dentist. I kid you not.

xbhaskarx · Mar 10, 2011

numble said:
Maybe his cat was hurt.

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samus i am · Mar 10, 2011

I laughed. What a prick.

Sinatar · Mar 10, 2011

You don't get rich by being a nice guy you get rich by being a selfish cunt and stepping on everyone you encounter. No surprise here.

A Link to the Past · Mar 10, 2011

I gotta say, this situation would be great to see him get the absolute maximum. There's no extenuating circumstances - he didn't need the money, let alone the pizza that he bought.

Typographenia · Mar 10, 2011

Buckethead said:
Used to be my dentist. I kid you not.

Mine made it on the news during a local "how to catch a predator."
We obviously need to work on picking better people for our teeth.

What a jerk. It's pretty terrible when you don't even have the common decency to return a card to a lost and found or something. Even worse when you immediately decide to use it for pizza that you could afford without a second thought.

jman2050 · Mar 10, 2011

The greatest crime in this story is putting goddamn olives on your pizza.

Myzer · Mar 10, 2011

jman2050 said:
The greatest crime in this story is putting goddamn olives on your pizza.

Wat? Olives are awesome on pizza!!

SolKane · Mar 10, 2011

jman2050 said:
The greatest crime in this story is putting goddamn olives on your pizza.

Cheapy black olives, MAYBE. But kalamata olives? Mandatory.

Dresden · Mar 10, 2011

Olives are a mid-tier topping at best.

God-tier goes like this:

Pepperoni
Mushrooms

speculawyer · Mar 10, 2011

Give him a tax cut so he won't have to steal your money.

samus i am · Mar 10, 2011

Buckethead said:
Used to be my dentist. I kid you not.

Did he come off as an asshole?

SHAZOOM · Mar 10, 2011

Dresden said:
Olives are a mid-tier topping at best.

God-tier goes like this:

Pepperoni
Mushrooms

Listen to this man. You'll get farther in life.

DrForester · Mar 10, 2011

He didn't even try to play the "I found it and accidentally used it" line....

lightless_shado · Mar 10, 2011

But how did he become a millionaire? Dentists don't make that much money.

ShdwDrake · Mar 10, 2011

lightless_shado said:
But how did he become a millionaire? Dentists don't make that much money.

Its possible, I'm worth more than what I make from my job (no like a crap ton but like a few grand more).

Buckethead · Mar 10, 2011

samus i am said:
Did he come off as an asshole?

He was a huge asshole, which is why I switched dentists.
Could never get an appointment and he was expensive to boot.

benjipwns · Mar 10, 2011

Buckethead said:
Used to be my dentist. I kid you not.

Typographenia said:
Mine made it on the news during a local "how to catch a predator."
We obviously need to work on picking better people for our teeth.

To connect two aspects of these posts. And possibly help towards creating a list for the future Evil Michigan Dentist League. A dentist whose office is (well, was) a block away from me just went on trial for sexually assaulting underage patients. (I'm in Michigan if that was not clear.)

Dentists, man. One minute you're in the desert talking to bin Laden, then the next they're telling you to put a banana in your mouth and not bite down.

Buckethead · Mar 10, 2011

benjipwns said:
To connect two aspects of these posts. And possibly help towards creating a list for the future Evil Michigan Dentist League. A dentist whose office is (well, was) a block away from me just went on trial for sexually assaulting underage patients. (I'm in Michigan if that was not clear.).

Who was that, I don't think that I heard about that?

Dreams-Visions · Mar 10, 2011

if it's a felony, he'll lose his medical license.

benjipwns · Mar 10, 2011

Buckethead said:
Who was that, I don't think that I heard about that?

http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/...om-Delta-Township-stand-trial-sexual-assaults

IIRC, it was suggested they only knew of the one victim but suspected more.

entremet · Mar 10, 2011

lightless_shado said:
But how did he become a millionaire? Dentists don't make that much money.

If you own your practice your income potential would be much more.

Buckethead · Mar 10, 2011

benjipwns said:
http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/...om-Delta-Township-stand-trial-sexual-assaults

IIRC, it was suggested they only knew of the one victim but suspected more.

Hmm interesting didn't hear about that surprisingly enough. Evil League of Dentists indeed.

lightless_shado said:
But how did he become a millionaire? Dentists don't make that much money.

Dentists make bank son. One of my clients lives in the same neighborhood as a former Blago campaign manager, his house cost $2-3 million easy.

DoomGyver · Mar 10, 2011

Dresden said:
Olives are a mid-tier topping at best.

God-tier goes like this:

Pepperoni
Mushrooms

Pepperoni Mushroom is how I roll. SoGood.gif

SouthernDragon · Mar 10, 2011

Now how is he going to generate jobs for the poors? This innocent, valued member of society must be released and that snooty liberal kid should send him an apology.

Discotheque · Mar 10, 2011

Sounds like a bored asshole who wanted some thrills. Why would a lonely dentist order 2 large pizzas and use a stolen credit card when he had cash in his wallet?

markot · Mar 10, 2011

Discotheque said:
Sounds like a bored asshole who wanted some thrills. Why would a lonely dentist order 2 large pizzas and use a stolen credit card when he had cash in his wallet?

How do you think he made his money?!

KevinCow · Mar 10, 2011

What's the deal with rich people and being cartoonishly evil?

We should just kill all the rich people. That would solve a lot of this country's problems.

ItAintEasyBeinCheesy · Mar 10, 2011

Well he probably didnt get rich by paying for shit himself.

benjipwns · Mar 10, 2011

KevinCow said:
What's the deal with rich people and being cartoonishly evil?

We should just kill all the rich people. That would solve a lot of this country's problems.

But since "rich" is relative, won't that that require the new rich to become cartoonishly evil? And then won't that require us to kill them? And then won't that...

And I'd think one of the perks or goals of becoming rich and powerful is to be cartoonishly evil? Why would you just be regular evil?

Takuan · Mar 10, 2011

He probably figured the bank would've reversed the charge no problem, which they do. He's an asshole, yeah, but I'm pretty sure he figured it'd be a harmless crime.

Rham · Mar 10, 2011

He should serve at least 10 years in prison, and that would be letting him off easily.

DonMigs85 · Mar 10, 2011

Jalapenos, zucchini and eggplant also make great pizza toppings.

Alrus · Mar 10, 2011

Well some rich people will do that... In Belgium a very well off politician ruined her career (she cumulated quite a few high paying positions) by buying chocolates with public money.

I bet the guy had no rational reasons to do that, he just felt like it...

SHAZOOM · Mar 10, 2011

Here's something. How many dentist (who own their practice) have attractive female assistants cleaning your teeth?

My orthodontists (back when I was 15) had ONLY female staff who looked like they walked out of a Ford Modeling agency. Same with my dentist. Correlation?

Veidt · Mar 10, 2011

ItAintEasyBeinCheesy said:
Well he probably didnt get rich by paying for shit himself.

.

TheAtomicPile · Mar 10, 2011

Rham said:
He should serve at least 10 years in prison, and that would be letting him off easily.

On the off chance he doesn't completely get away with it, he'll serve no time in jail and have his probation sentence suspended into oblivion.

operon · Mar 10, 2011

This is how you get rich

iamaustrian · Mar 10, 2011

wow way to be a total asshole

The Culture Vulture · Mar 10, 2011

Well you couldn't pay me 3 million dollars to be a dentist so take that clown shoes!

Dreams-Visions · Mar 10, 2011

operon said:
This is how you get rich

Actually, no.

You get rich by selling things.

You get poor by being a consumer.

It's that simple.

Irish · Mar 10, 2011

Dresden said:
Olives are a mid-tier topping at best.

God-tier goes like this:

Pepperoni
Mushrooms

Wrong, all three are at the top.

Phoenician_Viking · Mar 10, 2011

The dudes has 4 million, and he stole $40.64. What a greedy bastard. It is funny story though.

Napoleonthechimp · Mar 10, 2011

You don't think people become rich by spending their own money, do you? I bet the guy felt entitled to take other people's property or money.

Vilam · Mar 10, 2011

lmao at him being named Ludwig. Icing on the cake!

Plywood · Mar 10, 2011

He can be a rich ass dentist, but he will never be a doctor.

Dennis · Mar 10, 2011

When asked if he was having financial problems, the sheriff's office said, Ludwig laughed and said "absolutely not." He told deputies his net worth was between $3 million and $4 million.

nib95 · Mar 10, 2011

Well, I hope he gets a just punishment because that shit is pretty disgusting. What a greedy little bugger. I admit though....it is a funny story lol.

Ferga · Mar 10, 2011

dick... head...

BoobPhysics101 · Mar 10, 2011

"My net worth is between 3 and 4 million, but I'm morally bankrupt! Ha-ha-ha!"

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