Remember? Shit, son. It ain't gone nowhere.
MLB 2014-2015 Offseason |OT| Playoff Dreaming
- Thread starter chicagocubsfan
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Remember? Shit, son. It ain't gone nowhere.
Corran Horn
May the Schwartz be with you
I dont even know you
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
You probably dip your garlic fries in ketchup. Heathen!
Frozenprince
Banned
I want some Five Guys now.
But that makes it better!
Yeah, if you're six.
Corran Horn
May the Schwartz be with you
Stop hating. We are suppose to be nice people over here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b0ZQ18wE38
Frozenprince
Banned
What kind of high class hipster weirdo's populate this place to not put KETCHUP on stuff?
Again, people that aren't children.
Frozenprince
Banned
Maybe I lived below the poverty line for too long, but ya'll are weird if you don't like Ketchup on stuff.
For being a mest fan, you're good people.
sf2fanatic
Member
Thousand island on a burger!!
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
This man gets it.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
But what kind of cheese? That's the important bit.
Depends on the other toppings. Monterey Jack and brie are usually high up there.
Probably has ketchup in it if it is homemade.
Corran Horn
May the Schwartz be with you
MLB OT: The Condiment Civil War
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Ketchup as a minor ingredient where you end up not tasting any of it in the end product? That's the only positive use it has!
DUFFMCWALIN
Member
Ketchup is just thick sugar. Gross shit.
Perfect title.
If we can go back to the hamburger theory though, it's far superior to actual tomatoes. I don't want no hulking fruit confusing my taste buds when I bite into that ground beef.
Dogs/brats are a bit different although only a good ballpark hot dog can compliment the sharpness of most mustards in my experience.
Little Green Yoda
Member
Ok, this is the craziest thing said so far.
DUFFMCWALIN
Member
I like thinly cut tomatoes on my hamburger, but yes vegetables can often overshadow meat on a burger.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
So far, there's one baseball take on this entire page and its about the size of James Shields' dome.
MLBGaf plz
MLBGaf plz
Colonel Mustard in the MLB thread with the Revolver.
7 days until pitchers and catchers!
That's a real thing even if it's sure to induce some serious blueballs when the day rolls around and there's still nothing to watch.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Real talk: nobody *actually* cares about spring training other than people who have a weird obsession with team prospects. Mostly its just "wee baseball"
HarryDemeanor
Member
Go get that starting spot, Yung Joc!
Prospects = the NCAA players of baseball to be really real though. ST is like the combine but it's actual games you can watch instead of some weird commercialized gym-class competition.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Sounds like more of an issue with portion control - size your toppings properly! By that argument any particular ingredient can overpower a burger or hot dog.
Otherwise you end up with bullshit like this:
Sounds like more of an issue with portion control - size your toppings properly! By that argument any particular ingredient can overpower a burger or hot dog.
Otherwise you end up with bullshit like this:
Is that mayo? Might as well just eat it right out of the jar.
Sounds like more of an issue with portion control - size your toppings properly! By that argument any particular ingredient can overpower a burger or hot dog.
Otherwise you end up with bullshit like this:
This pic legit made me nauseous.
Mayo has a place on a good dog, just not like that.
http://www.instructables.com/id/Sonoran-Hot-Dog/
And I have a hat question. I want to buy a Mariners cap but I don't know my size. If I were to walk into the team store they would be able to size me/let me try on different sizes right?
They will help you find your size.
Ah ok good. I have a very long layover in Seattle next week on my way back to Alaska and was planning on just kicking it around downtown instead of staying in the airport for hours and hours.
I need that new alternate cap.
Dmncnby2k9
Banned
What people don't care about team prospects?
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I've gone on two occasions and its mostly just boring.
They only play for like 2 innings in Spring Training and they rarely are facing Randy Johnson or something. Its usually some other scrub trying to make long relief.
This guy is my new favorite sports gaf member. Loves ketchup and tried to have an actual football discussion in the football thread.
You're a-ok by me friend.
You aren't a Cardinals fan are you?
He's a mest fan.
BFIB
Member
My sympathies.
Rock And Roll
Member
I'll watch ST just because I miss baseball after an agonizing 4 months. Doesn't matter who is playing, it's just great to watch some baseball again.
Dmncnby2k9
Banned
Only reason I watched the Caribbean WS. Cuba took it bye. Hoping Gourriel escaped and is hiding in PR waiting to sign with the Nets and play SS.
Grover Cleveland
Member
Ketchup's the GOAT.
Fuck all yall
Edit: I'll watch ST. You can never have too much baseball.
Fuck all yall
Edit: I'll watch ST. You can never have too much baseball.
Whats your team?